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24 sexual things R. Kelly wants, according to his new mix-tape, The Demo Tape
Poll Results
| Option | Votes |
| 24. To fuck every girl he sees, from the hood to the fucking industry, even the Statue of Liberty ("Every Girl&quo | 3 |
| 20. To get up in a whole lot of ass ("Turning Me On") | 3 |
| 18. To make you say silly shit with his silly dick ("Turning Me On") | 3 |
| 15. To eat the coochie of all the girls wearing Gucci ("Every Girl") | 3 |
| 22. To hit you with super-love so pleasing it's better than any TV show, better even than HBO, so good he'll get thumbs | 2 |
| 17. For haters to get fucked with a sandpaper dick ("Best I Ever Had") | 2 |
| 1. To make the p-u-s-s-y cry ("P.U.S.S.Y. Cry") | 2 |
| 13. For all y'all to have his baby ("Every Girl") | 1 |
| 21. To protect you from a lack of sex ("Supa Dupa Man") | 1 |
| 4. To hit that big old [ass], even though his girl similarly has a big old [ass] ("Disrespect My Shorty") | 1 |
| 5. To have you scream "It hurts, it hurts!" then have you concede that his lovemaking quenches your thirst, y | 1 |
| 16. For you to listen to his mix-tape, cause it's Kells, bitches ("Every Girl") | 1 |
| 6. To get him some of that birthday sex ("Birthday Sex") | 1 |
| 7. To turn this club into a bedroom ("Club 2 A Bedroom") | 1 |
| 10. To make it rain like a ticker-tape parade ("Tip The Waiter") | 1 |
| 9. To get some gratuity, and he don't mean cash, girl ("Tip The Waiter") | 1 |
| 14. To have them bitches that are hating on you rubbing on you ("Every Girl") | 0 |
| 23. For you to get on his lap and go-go, since the rear-view mirror is saying no po-po ("Makin' Me Wanna") | 0 |
| 2. To give you a back rub, followed by a trip to the hot tub ("Birthday Sex") | 0 |
| 3. For people not to disrespect his shorty, since he likes her sex ("Disrespect My Shorty") | 0 |
| 19. To take your sexy ass home and show you how he licks it ("Turning Me On") | 0 |
| 11. For you not to knock his dick and a half ("Every Girl") | 0 |
| 12. To touch booty like he's playing it ("Every Girl") | 0 |
| 8. For you not to trip; he owns the club, so you don't gotta worry 'bout security ("Club 2 A Bedroom") | 0 |
― mookieproof, Friday, 10 July 2009 01:27 (sixteen years ago)
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