24 sexual things R. Kelly wants, according to his new mix-tape

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24 sexual things R. Kelly wants, according to his new mix-tape, The Demo Tape

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24. To fuck every girl he sees, from the hood to the fucking industry, even the Statue of Liberty ("Every Girl&quo 3
20. To get up in a whole lot of ass ("Turning Me On") 3
18. To make you say silly shit with his silly dick ("Turning Me On") 3
15. To eat the coochie of all the girls wearing Gucci ("Every Girl") 3
22. To hit you with super-love so pleasing it's better than any TV show, better even than HBO, so good he'll get thumbs 2
17. For haters to get fucked with a sandpaper dick ("Best I Ever Had") 2
1. To make the p-u-s-s-y cry ("P.U.S.S.Y. Cry") 2
13. For all y'all to have his baby ("Every Girl") 1
21. To protect you from a lack of sex ("Supa Dupa Man") 1
4. To hit that big old [ass], even though his girl similarly has a big old [ass] ("Disrespect My Shorty") 1
5. To have you scream "It hurts, it hurts!" then have you concede that his lovemaking quenches your thirst, y 1
16. For you to listen to his mix-tape, cause it's Kells, bitches ("Every Girl") 1
6. To get him some of that birthday sex ("Birthday Sex") 1
7. To turn this club into a bedroom ("Club 2 A Bedroom") 1
10. To make it rain like a ticker-tape parade ("Tip The Waiter") 1
9. To get some gratuity, and he don't mean cash, girl ("Tip The Waiter") 1
14. To have them bitches that are hating on you rubbing on you ("Every Girl") 0
23. For you to get on his lap and go-go, since the rear-view mirror is saying no po-po ("Makin' Me Wanna") 0
2. To give you a back rub, followed by a trip to the hot tub ("Birthday Sex") 0
3. For people not to disrespect his shorty, since he likes her sex ("Disrespect My Shorty") 0
19. To take your sexy ass home and show you how he licks it ("Turning Me On") 0
11. For you not to knock his dick and a half ("Every Girl") 0
12. To touch booty like he's playing it ("Every Girl") 0
8. For you not to trip; he owns the club, so you don't gotta worry 'bout security ("Club 2 A Bedroom") 0


mookieproof, Friday, 10 July 2009 01:27 (sixteen years ago)

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da croupier, Friday, 10 July 2009 01:32 (sixteen years ago)

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robertwolf8080, Friday, 10 July 2009 01:39 (sixteen years ago)

nice

robertwolf8080, Friday, 10 July 2009 01:39 (sixteen years ago)

I can't decide.

Jeff, Friday, 10 July 2009 02:12 (sixteen years ago)

knew this was Nathan Rabin before i even clicked the link

hop up out the shed, turn my scag on (some dude), Friday, 10 July 2009 02:17 (sixteen years ago)

Either

To eat the coochie of all the girls wearing Gucci (“Every Girl”)

or

For haters to get fucked with a sandpaper dick (“Best I Ever Had”)

\(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Friday, 10 July 2009 02:19 (sixteen years ago)

Nathan Rabin RIP 1968-2007

hop up out the shed, turn my scag on (some dude), Friday, 10 July 2009 02:20 (sixteen years ago)

For you to listen to his mix-tape, cause it's Kells, bitches

Is this really a "sexual thing"? "Make it rain" I get, but...

da croupier, Friday, 10 July 2009 02:29 (sixteen years ago)

To protect you from a lack of sex

Because he's a gentleman, you see.

a Gioconda kinda dirty look (kenan), Friday, 10 July 2009 02:56 (sixteen years ago)

20.

ian, Friday, 10 July 2009 04:54 (sixteen years ago)

To make you say silly shit with his silly dick

NotEnough, Friday, 10 July 2009 08:31 (sixteen years ago)

god nathan rabin is the fucking worst

ruffalo stance (J0rdan S.), Friday, 10 July 2009 08:34 (sixteen years ago)

204 Reasonable Discussions Are Occurring

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ruffalo stance (J0rdan S.), Friday, 10 July 2009 08:36 (sixteen years ago)

10. To make it rain like a ticker-tape parade ("Tip The Waiter")

u can read this in a non-sexual way

FREE DOM AND ETHAN (special guest stars mark bronson), Friday, 10 July 2009 08:37 (sixteen years ago)

i thought it was non-sexual

just sayin, Friday, 10 July 2009 08:39 (sixteen years ago)

kelly doesn't shy away from making overt piss references ("come and taste my lemonade" or w/e the hell he said on that one remix) so yeah i don't think the make it rain one is sexual

ruffalo stance (J0rdan S.), Friday, 10 July 2009 08:41 (sixteen years ago)

Why he make pussy cry? ;_;

young depardieu looming out of void in hour of profound triumph (Le Bateau Ivre), Friday, 10 July 2009 08:42 (sixteen years ago)

kelly doesn't shy away from making overt piss references ("come and taste my lemonade" or w/e the hell he said on that one remix) so yeah i don't think the make it rain one is sexual

wait what? i assumed 'make it rain like a ticker-tape parade' was a reference to lady-jaculate.

la belle dame sans serif (c sharp major), Friday, 10 July 2009 08:53 (sixteen years ago)

ticker-tape parade, duh

come on let's be meaningful together yeah (bug), Friday, 10 July 2009 08:55 (sixteen years ago)

dollar dollar bills yall

FREE DOM AND ETHAN (special guest stars mark bronson), Friday, 10 July 2009 09:01 (sixteen years ago)

^^

love/cank (J0rdan S.), Friday, 10 July 2009 09:05 (sixteen years ago)

You people need to have a little more faith in the sophisticated multi-layered similes at work here.

Matt DC, Friday, 10 July 2009 09:24 (sixteen years ago)

god nathan rabin is the fucking worst

√√√√√√√

kind-hearted, sensitive keytar player (Abbott), Friday, 10 July 2009 18:55 (sixteen years ago)

He like ANTI-edits himself, I swear!

kind-hearted, sensitive keytar player (Abbott), Friday, 10 July 2009 18:58 (sixteen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

System, Monday, 13 July 2009 23:01 (sixteen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

System, Tuesday, 14 July 2009 23:01 (sixteen years ago)

RUNNOFF: 24 sexual things R. Kelly wants, according to his new mix-tape

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Batsman (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Wednesday, 15 July 2009 06:04 (sixteen years ago)


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