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100) "Everyone chilled the fuck down for 2 years..."
― Mark G, Friday, 10 July 2009 09:07 (seventeen years ago)
99) "It took 3 years for everyone to realize this band sucked..."
― come on let's be meaningful together yeah (bug), Friday, 10 July 2009 09:08 (seventeen years ago)
98) "4 of the posters on this thread have been banned in the 9 months since the last revive..."
― velko, Friday, 10 July 2009 09:13 (seventeen years ago)
97) 5 years pass and this thread comes up via the random thread function and a drunk ilxor thinks it's hilarious.
― faucet that ass (sarahel), Friday, 10 July 2009 09:27 (seventeen years ago)
96) "You spend some time in bed with a hot chick..."
― Sit Down Pwn It (Noodle Vague), Friday, 10 July 2009 09:28 (seventeen years ago)
95) 6550 lols later
― Roz, Friday, 10 July 2009 09:35 (seventeen years ago)
94) "Turns out the only person who gave a shit about this subject was Alex In NYC."
― Gay Dada (King Boy Pato), Friday, 10 July 2009 09:39 (seventeen years ago)
93) "The next 15 posts are YouTube videos posted by Bimble..."
― love/cank (J0rdan S.), Friday, 10 July 2009 09:46 (seventeen years ago)
92) http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q217/Taliesin_ttlg/spear%20of%20longinus/spearoflonginus_standoff.jpg
― Sit Down Pwn It (Noodle Vague), Friday, 10 July 2009 09:47 (seventeen years ago)
91. "Geir Hongro posted something."
― Gay Dada (King Boy Pato), Friday, 10 July 2009 09:51 (seventeen years ago)
90. "random googler makes lol-worthy typographical and grammatical errors"
― faucet that ass (sarahel), Friday, 10 July 2009 09:53 (seventeen years ago)
89. "This is the kind of pathetic nonsense that people thought was funny x years/months/days ago."
― snoball, Friday, 10 July 2009 09:55 (seventeen years ago)
88. Turns out this person ended up dying...
― love/cank (J0rdan S.), Friday, 10 July 2009 09:59 (seventeen years ago)
87. why is someone making a new thread for this, this one already exists?
― faucet that ass (sarahel), Friday, 10 July 2009 10:02 (seventeen years ago)
86. You were the last person to post on this thread and you're still reading it six years later you fucking loser
― Matt DC, Friday, 10 July 2009 10:03 (seventeen years ago)
85. "time passes. our hero realizes that interesting looks can be deceiving and 'jame spears' is in fact a crashing bore."
― Visually-striking Cerebral Movies from the 1960s (get bent), Friday, 10 July 2009 10:03 (seventeen years ago)
84. "This LOL happened 5 years ago but only now is it being stolen for use in a BBC3 sitcom."
― snoball, Friday, 10 July 2009 10:03 (seventeen years ago)
83. look what happened to the last ilxor to try this shit.
― faucet that ass (sarahel), Friday, 10 July 2009 10:04 (seventeen years ago)
82. Have you still not found a proper job?
― Enemy Insects (NickB), Friday, 10 July 2009 10:07 (seventeen years ago)
81. "Dom only bumped this because of some moderator beef."
― Gay Dada (King Boy Pato), Friday, 10 July 2009 10:08 (seventeen years ago)
Gay Dada
A+++ screen name. Kudos.
― Matt DC, Friday, 10 July 2009 10:10 (seventeen years ago)
80. "Your NaSoWriMo entry from 5 years ago is still lying unfinished in a drawer."
― snoball, Friday, 10 July 2009 10:16 (seventeen years ago)
79. http://i63.photobucket.com/albums/h143/Aramyr/bad-dudes.jpg
― D. Vance Wimpole (gnarly sceptre), Friday, 10 July 2009 11:25 (seventeen years ago)
78. "We used to have random unregistered Googlers..."
― Pleasant Plains, Friday, 10 July 2009 14:35 (seventeen years ago)
77. What happened? I am confused.
― thank you, flipper, for nickelback (country matters), Friday, 10 July 2009 14:37 (seventeen years ago)
76. Someone else is looking for obscure 90s guitar band suggestions again
― BlackIronPrison, Friday, 10 July 2009 15:12 (seventeen years ago)
75. "Here we go again!!!!!"
― sad-ass Gen Y fantasist (jaymc), Friday, 10 July 2009 15:14 (seventeen years ago)
76. (*comes to*) "Wh..wha? Whoa? What year is it?"
― the kid is crying because did sharks died? (Hurting 2), Friday, 10 July 2009 15:16 (seventeen years ago)
73. "You are in a maze of twisty passages, all alike."
― thomp, Friday, 10 July 2009 15:17 (seventeen years ago)
72. "SUDDENLY:"
― Telephone thing, Friday, 10 July 2009 15:27 (seventeen years ago)
73. Wallogina.jpg
― N1ck (Upt0eleven), Friday, 10 July 2009 15:36 (seventeen years ago)
70 None of the new threads were exciting
― Unregistered Googler (stevienixed), Friday, 10 July 2009 15:37 (seventeen years ago)
uh. yeah. 71. oops.
― N1ck (Upt0eleven), Friday, 10 July 2009 15:39 (seventeen years ago)
69.Meanwhile, back at the ranch
― kind-hearted, sensitive keytar player (Abbott), Friday, 10 July 2009 18:41 (seventeen years ago)
68. http://www.ubercharged.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/something_completely_different.jpg
― snoball, Friday, 10 July 2009 18:50 (seventeen years ago)