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Poll Results

Option	Votes
IF YOU LIKE TO DO GRAPHITY, DON'T DO IT. PULL YOUR PANTS	12
DOWN AND GRAPHITY YOUR ASS. REPESTECT THIS BUILDING AND	8
PAPER. KNOCK ON APT. 2B IF YOU DO NOT LIKE THIS MESSAGE.	3
Graphity	1
IF YOUR TAPED, YOU WILL GO TO JAIL. DO NOT RIGHT BACK ON THIS	1
Page 1	1
IF YOU DON'T REPECT IT DO IT IN YOUR OWN BUILDING. THIS IS	0
NOT PROSPECT PARK. THIS BUILDING IS BEING RECORDED 24/7 AND	0
-MANAGEMENT	0

― suddenly, everything was dark and smelly (HI DERE), Tuesday, 14 July 2009 16:33 (sixteen years ago)

"Page 1" obv as it implies more to follow.

― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 14 July 2009 16:34 (sixteen years ago)

voted for first line of body text

― billy mumia (get bent), Tuesday, 14 July 2009 16:36 (sixteen years ago)

IF YOU LIKE TO DO GRAPHITY, DON'T DO IT.

this is like a koan or something

― PLURrrrrrggghhhh (jjjusten), Tuesday, 14 July 2009 16:36 (sixteen years ago)

although i'm sad there's no option for "smoking" or "cheap packaging tape"

― billy mumia (get bent), Tuesday, 14 July 2009 16:37 (sixteen years ago)

haha I originally has SMOKING as an option but took it out

― suddenly, everything was dark and smelly (HI DERE), Tuesday, 14 July 2009 16:38 (sixteen years ago)

OK I know I'm being really dense here but seriously WTF is "graphity" supposed to be??

Uh wait . . . I get it now. For some reason I read that note as being written for ppl doing lewd things in the lobby and "graphity" as some bastardized form of "graphic". I was so confused but now I see why. Wow. WTF at my brain.

― ♥ ( )( O . O )( ) ♥ (ENBB), Tuesday, 14 July 2009 16:41 (sixteen years ago)

hah dont feel bad for the first few read throughs i was trying to figure out why this crazy person was complaining about gravity so

― PLURrrrrrggghhhh (jjjusten), Tuesday, 14 July 2009 16:43 (sixteen years ago)

Actually gravity was my first thought too. I think the "pull your pants" thing led me to think it was something lewd and coupled with the fact that I was pronouncing it GRAPH-ity in my head . . . uh, yeah. I have no real excuse.

― ♥ ( )( O . O )( ) ♥ (ENBB), Tuesday, 14 July 2009 16:44 (sixteen years ago)

i think until you try and type it out yourself you won't be able to work it out easily

― ken "save-a-finn" c (ken c), Tuesday, 14 July 2009 16:44 (sixteen years ago)

true confession: between the pants pulled down line and gravity i was like "wau dudes are pooping in this guys apartment lobby!"

― PLURrrrrrggghhhh (jjjusten), Tuesday, 14 July 2009 16:46 (sixteen years ago)

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

― ♥ ( )( O . O )( ) ♥ (ENBB), Tuesday, 14 July 2009 16:47 (sixteen years ago)

when i first saw the thread title i wondered if it was for some new open-source vector drawing program.

― billy mumia (get bent), Tuesday, 14 July 2009 16:47 (sixteen years ago)

x-post - You thought it was pooping, I thought it was new slang for a sex act . . . I'm dying over here.

― ♥ ( )( O . O )( ) ♥ (ENBB), Tuesday, 14 July 2009 16:48 (sixteen years ago)

two great tastes that... wait, no

― suddenly, everything was dark and smelly (HI DERE), Tuesday, 14 July 2009 16:48 (sixteen years ago)

"suddenly, everything was dark and smelly"

― billy mumia (get bent), Tuesday, 14 July 2009 16:49 (sixteen years ago)

i'd like to chew up the two great tastes.. resulting pastes.. ugh.

― ken "save-a-finn" c (ken c), Tuesday, 14 July 2009 16:54 (sixteen years ago)

yeah at first i thought graphity was some medical term for pooping that i wasn't familiar with

― Ømår Littel (Jordan), Tuesday, 14 July 2009 16:55 (sixteen years ago)

Some kind of extreme pooping combined with parkour?

― how wide is a lawnmower? (snoball), Tuesday, 14 July 2009 17:16 (sixteen years ago)

extreme pooping? like on a half-pipe or somthing?

― suddenly, everything was dark and smelly (HI DERE), Tuesday, 14 July 2009 17:22 (sixteen years ago)

KaKa Plant?

Poopkour: defy crapity graphity

― how wide is a lawnmower? (snoball), Tuesday, 14 July 2009 17:25 (sixteen years ago)

it's

APT,2B

― kind-hearted, sensitive keytar player (Abbott), Tuesday, 14 July 2009 17:26 (sixteen years ago)

I thought this was abt gravity, too. Thx E and all other pioneers who walked this path so I don't have to.

― kind-hearted, sensitive keytar player (Abbott), Tuesday, 14 July 2009 17:28 (sixteen years ago)

poo-ineers?

― how wide is a lawnmower? (snoball), Tuesday, 14 July 2009 17:31 (sixteen years ago)

^^^ insta-regret

― how wide is a lawnmower? (snoball), Tuesday, 14 July 2009 17:31 (sixteen years ago)

poo in 'er( indoor)s

― suddenly, everything was dark and smelly (HI DERE), Tuesday, 14 July 2009 17:32 (sixteen years ago)

http://www.chinesemedicinetimes.com/shopimages/products/thumbnails/Slender%20Pu%20erh%20Tea.jpg

― sad-ass Gen Y fantasist (jaymc), Tuesday, 14 July 2009 19:00 (sixteen years ago)

app posh spice drinks that

― ❉❉❉❉❉❉❉❉Plaxico❉❉❉❉❉❉❉❉❉ (I know, right?), Tuesday, 14 July 2009 19:01 (sixteen years ago)

i wish i could have voted for Comic Sans.

― The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Tuesday, 14 July 2009 19:03 (sixteen years ago)

typeface of legends.

― The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Tuesday, 14 July 2009 19:03 (sixteen years ago)

hahaha I also considered including that

― suddenly, everything was dark and smelly (HI DERE), Tuesday, 14 July 2009 19:03 (sixteen years ago)

repestect v. repect

― billy mumia (get bent), Wednesday, 15 July 2009 04:56 (sixteen years ago)

Would have been a very different song if Aretha had sung "R.E.P.E.S.T.E.C.T"

― how wide is a lawnmower? (snoball), Wednesday, 15 July 2009 08:37 (sixteen years ago)

My first thought: “Ugh, Comic Sans”

― Chewshabadoo, Wednesday, 15 July 2009 08:43 (sixteen years ago)

why the strange text blocking, Word 2007?

― Jarlrmai, Wednesday, 15 July 2009 13:31 (sixteen years ago)

Does anyone else want to pronounce 'graphity' as written when reading this aloud?

― kind-hearted, sensitive keytar player (Abbott), Wednesday, 15 July 2009 16:42 (sixteen years ago)

i keep singing it to the tune of "tragedy"

― ken "save-a-finn" c (ken c), Wednesday, 15 July 2009 16:45 (sixteen years ago)

"Macavity" from Cats ("when they reach the scene of the crime, graphities not there..."). Somehow a lobby area graffiti and/or excrement seems to fit ALW...

― Gark M (snoball), Wednesday, 15 July 2009 17:01 (sixteen years ago)

when i first saw the thread title i wondered if it was for some new open-source vector drawing program.

― billy mumia (get bent), 14 July 2009 16:47 (Yesterday) Bookmark

exactly this

― Ode to an SBanned poster I admired (darraghmac), Wednesday, 15 July 2009 17:10 (sixteen years ago)

Where can I purchase this jam poet's album?

― Grip Tape And Some Wikked Trucks (Deric W. Haircare), Wednesday, 15 July 2009 17:52 (sixteen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

― System, Sunday, 19 July 2009 23:01 (sixteen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

― System, Monday, 20 July 2009 23:01 (sixteen years ago)

two years pass...

graphity

― an independent online phenomenon (DJP), Wednesday, 18 April 2012 18:07 (fourteen years ago)

THIS BUILDING IS BEING RECORDED 24/7

I just have this image of someone standing outside the building, pointing at it with a video camera.

― Cheggers Plays Populous (snoball), Wednesday, 18 April 2012 18:19 (fourteen years ago)

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