I tried not to start this thread but I am weak.
― worm? lol (J0hn D.), Sunday, 19 July 2009 12:54 (fifteen years ago)
your wrists are weak from holding that masturbation bottle all night
― Mr. Que, Sunday, 19 July 2009 12:55 (fifteen years ago)
URGENT AND KEY QUESTION - how big is the bottle?
― Desmond Decca Aitkenhead (Matt DC), Sunday, 19 July 2009 12:56 (fifteen years ago)
Yeah, well, you try pulling it off the shelf. (xpost)
― challop matters (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 19 July 2009 12:56 (fifteen years ago)
How fresh is it?
― Armageddon Two: Armageddon (dyao), Sunday, 19 July 2009 12:56 (fifteen years ago)
can we move this thread please? I am not radical enough to read about this kind of thing.
― Local Garda, Sunday, 19 July 2009 12:58 (fifteen years ago)
propose new board "I love finding out what it's terrible to drink a whole bottle of in one evening"
― worm? lol (J0hn D.), Sunday, 19 July 2009 12:58 (fifteen years ago)
― Local Garda, Sunday, July 19, 2009 8:58 AM (33 seconds ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
^^ repressed and british, as usual
― rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Sunday, 19 July 2009 12:59 (fifteen years ago)
why do you hate masturbation???
― blobfish russian (harbl), Sunday, 19 July 2009 13:00 (fifteen years ago)
http://www.elainemacintyre.net/images/cool/film_pre2003/wickerman_howie.jpg
― Local Garda, Sunday, 19 July 2009 13:01 (fifteen years ago)
ILX moderation in random and mystifying and inconsistently applied shocker.
And now, if I even mention it again OH NOES I'LL BE TEMP BANNED by someone I didn't even know was a moderator.
I'm not offended or throwing my toys out of the pram for a change, just genuinely perplexed.
Maybe I should just accept the fact that I no longer understand anything about ILX and shuffle off to wherever it is old people go on the internet.
― Masonic Boom, Sunday, 19 July 2009 13:03 (fifteen years ago)
kate this is a joke thread and while no-one would be surprised to find that JD was being slow in catching onto a joke I do not see the joke in your post so let's be quick & generous with the jokes here, thanking you
― worm? lol (J0hn D.), Sunday, 19 July 2009 13:04 (fifteen years ago)
here I'll get the ball back rolling, knock knock, who's there, J0hn, J0hn who?, J0hn D., I was just wondering if it's terrible to drink a whole bottle of masturbation by yourself in one evening
― worm? lol (J0hn D.), Sunday, 19 July 2009 13:05 (fifteen years ago)
i don't think it's so terrible, don't be so hard on yourself, JD
― tehresa, Sunday, 19 July 2009 13:06 (fifteen years ago)
There are serious quesstions to be answered about ILX's attitude to discussing wanking. Questions that many would feel go right to the core of this important web community's very psyche.
― Local Garda, Sunday, 19 July 2009 13:06 (fifteen years ago)
http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1120/3352732427_135f71ffa1.jpg
― challop matters (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 19 July 2009 13:09 (fifteen years ago)
Read it in the papers, it ain't fairYou know who today don't seem to careLivin' lovin' gettin' looseMasturbatin' with a nooseNow someone's kickin' out the chair
― la saucisse est une femme? (Euler), Sunday, 19 July 2009 13:10 (fifteen years ago)
is is terrible to drink a whole bottle of yourself in one masturbating evening?
― Mr. Que, Sunday, 19 July 2009 13:20 (fifteen years ago)
Ask Brian En0...
― grocery groin (snoball), Sunday, 19 July 2009 13:20 (fifteen years ago)
is masturbation in to a bottle terrible by yourself? one whole evening drink?
― blobfish russian (harbl), Sunday, 19 July 2009 13:26 (fifteen years ago)
ask Robert Fripp
― worm? lol (J0hn D.), Sunday, 19 July 2009 13:33 (fifteen years ago)
is it terrible for tuomas to masturbate into a baby bottle in one evening?
― congratulations (n/a), Sunday, 19 July 2009 13:34 (fifteen years ago)
oh no I think Kate took my wacky image macro too literally
― challop matters (King Boy Pato), Sunday, 19 July 2009 13:37 (fifteen years ago)
ask robert frappe
― blobfish russian (harbl), Sunday, 19 July 2009 13:37 (fifteen years ago)
http://www.ambrosiasw.com/assets/images/news/lightningshirt.gif
― Armageddon Two: Armageddon (dyao), Sunday, 19 July 2009 13:56 (fifteen years ago)
kudos john i know how hard it can be to masturbate one evening into a bottle
― BIG HOOS's wacky crack variety hour (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Sunday, 19 July 2009 14:04 (fifteen years ago)
http://i26.tinypic.com/29og4up.jpg
― StanM, Sunday, 19 July 2009 16:05 (fifteen years ago)
I've never masturbated an evening into a bottle, but I'm working at pissing my life away...
― grocery groin (snoball), Sunday, 19 July 2009 16:08 (fifteen years ago)
how much should i tip a black guy when i pay him to watch me masturbate?
― Roberto Spiralli, Sunday, 19 July 2009 16:10 (fifteen years ago)
I DON'T KNOW
― StanM, Sunday, 19 July 2009 16:15 (fifteen years ago)
People tip blacks?
― III IV V (Bo Jackson Overdrive), Sunday, 19 July 2009 16:16 (fifteen years ago)
hey it's Bo Jackson Overdrive. why are you still here?
― Roberto Spiralli, Sunday, 19 July 2009 16:20 (fifteen years ago)
to annoy ignorant dagos
― III IV V (Bo Jackson Overdrive), Sunday, 19 July 2009 16:24 (fifteen years ago)
well, it's wonderful to have you here
― Roberto Spiralli, Sunday, 19 July 2009 16:26 (fifteen years ago)
Not anymore it isn't.
― f1f0 (Pashmina), Sunday, 19 July 2009 16:27 (fifteen years ago)
touché
― Roberto Spiralli, Sunday, 19 July 2009 16:29 (fifteen years ago)
http://www.eng.cam.ac.uk/inclusivedesign/introduction/images/milk.jpg
― Eazy, Sunday, 19 July 2009 16:33 (fifteen years ago)
Two bottles of masturbation please, milkman...
― grocery groin (snoball), Sunday, 19 July 2009 16:35 (fifteen years ago)
Gold top?
― Mark G, Sunday, 19 July 2009 16:46 (fifteen years ago)
no homogenised
― grocery groin (snoball), Sunday, 19 July 2009 16:51 (fifteen years ago)
What a disaster for masturbation bottles!
― Fetchboy, Sunday, 19 July 2009 19:12 (fifteen years ago)
Lots of protein, so I guess it should buff you up for a next session of wank the bottle
― Unregistered Googler (stevienixed), Sunday, 19 July 2009 19:52 (fifteen years ago)
bottle wank the <> wank the bottle
― Mark G, Sunday, 19 July 2009 20:17 (fifteen years ago)