Killer military robots are vegetarian and will not eat dead soldiers' corpses

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Hey, I'm relieved.

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 21 July 2009 19:03 (fifteen years ago)

(And yes it's a few days old and thus ancient history, but even so.)

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 21 July 2009 19:04 (fifteen years ago)

worst killer military robots ever

Lisa Simpson = a fictional bitch (HI DERE), Tuesday, 21 July 2009 19:04 (fifteen years ago)

Well maybe their jaws hadn't evolved enough.

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 21 July 2009 19:05 (fifteen years ago)

what's the point of tons of metallic death razing a village if it's going to nosh on a salad afterwards

Lisa Simpson = a fictional bitch (HI DERE), Tuesday, 21 July 2009 19:11 (fifteen years ago)

I have a feeling there's some metal album out there telling that very story right now.

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 21 July 2009 19:12 (fifteen years ago)

Vegetarian Robots Ripped My Flesh

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Tuesday, 21 July 2009 20:07 (fifteen years ago)

What's the point of creating killer robots their existence won't send billions of dollars to the robotics, fuel AND meat industries?

StanM, Tuesday, 21 July 2009 21:38 (fifteen years ago)

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How do man-eating robots help the meat industry?

Lisa Simpson = a fictional bitch (HI DERE), Tuesday, 21 July 2009 21:42 (fifteen years ago)

you don't wanna know.

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Tuesday, 21 July 2009 21:46 (fifteen years ago)

Man should not know how laws, sausages and robots are made.

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 21 July 2009 21:47 (fifteen years ago)

so basically you are saying that the waste produced by these robots after they consume dead people for food will be resold as "Robopatties"(TM)

Lisa Simpson = a fictional bitch (HI DERE), Tuesday, 21 July 2009 21:50 (fifteen years ago)

http://images2.fanpop.com/images/photos/2900000/bender-bender-2942473-800-600.jpg

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 21 July 2009 21:51 (fifteen years ago)

“We completely understand the public’s concern about futuristic robots feeding on the human population"

nabisco, Tuesday, 21 July 2009 22:13 (fifteen years ago)

the story in the paper about this seemed to state that the robots would

i) consume a whole bunch of local material
ii) carry out tests in material in their robot stomachs, determining what fit their 'acceptable to eat' parameters
iii) eat stuff which passed obviously

so er instead of digesting human remains they'll excrete them right great

thomp, Tuesday, 21 July 2009 22:19 (fifteen years ago)


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