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So i've been doing the stage-handing for some friends' theatre production thingie. Basically it's an excuse to operate power tools, play with gaffer tape [mmmmmm...], drink all the after-show beer [mmm, and also owww], and hang around with arty, half-nekkid thespian types.

Last night i was surrounded by several shirtless blokes with those little fuzzy snail-trails of hair that goes to their belly-button and i was perving at their tummies and realised that I AM A DIRTY OLD MAN! apart from the old bit, and the man bit. but apart from that, I AM A DIRTY, PERVY OLD MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!4 Next i will prob be standing at bus-stops in my stained trenchcoat, offering little girls sweeties and rubbing my trouser-legs threadbare!

Am i alone in this SICK, PERVERTED FETISH for tummy-buttons? Does anyone else dig tummy-fluff, or should i seek professional help and/or bulk rates on bags of sweeties?

― petra jane, Sunday, 9 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

petra the arts are filled w. perverts who love tummy buttons .

― anthony, Sunday, 9 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

snail trails are okay. guys who cruise round with their shirts off are pretty lame though.

― queenoftheharpies, Sunday, 9 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

i mean not all of them, but the ones who do it cos they think they're hot and will pick up chicks with their sixpacks.

― queenoftheharpies, Sunday, 9 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

sixpacks = unequivocal DUD. c.f. menfolks w pectorals that take on the dimensions of breasts, and icky concave chests.

― petra jane, Sunday, 9 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

What about male breast implants? Eeeeeeeeeewwwwwwww

― Chupa-Cabras, Sunday, 9 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

sixpacks and pecs = no thank you.

furry trails on bellies, belly pudge, belly buttons = yes please!

it is not a sick pervy fetish. it is the only proper way to be!

― nancy b., Sunday, 9 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

yes belly pudge! squishyness is exquisiteness!

― queenoftheharpies, Monday, 10 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

harden up poofters

― kiwi, Monday, 10 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I have a squidgy furry belly. Am I in?

― Nick Southall, Monday, 10 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

someone up thread is just mad because they're not gettin any.

― jess, Monday, 10 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Fuck da 6 pack, I've got a carton of tummy just humming for some loving

― Queen There Will Be No Talk of Eating People in this House G, Monday, 10 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Nick, i decree that you post a piccie so that we can ~~satiate our obsession for nubile tummy-squidge~~ make an informed decision on the matter.

― petra jane, Monday, 10 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

acording to Jaquie Stallone as a Virgo I am transported to new heights of ecstacy by a nice fluffy navel. It says so in Star power

― Menelaus Darcy, Monday, 10 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

chill out coolio

― kiwi, Monday, 10 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

hmmmm and here I was considering trying to get rid of my tummy squidge, but maybe i'll hang onto it for a bit

― electric sound of jim, Tuesday, 11 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Mmmm...last summer I developed a mad longing for a certain guy after I saw him and his male bandmates playing shirtless...and his pudgy belly and *red* treasure trail were a very big part of the appeal. (Alas, he has a girlfriend...lucky lucky woman.)

― j.lu, Tuesday, 11 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

one year passes...

mmm tummies.

― teeny (teeny), Tuesday, 5 August 2003 19:43 (twenty-two years ago)

Hot damn, I knew there was a reason why I haven't been exercising for the past 4 years.

― NA (Nick A.), Tuesday, 5 August 2003 19:47 (twenty-two years ago)

It seems like my all-beer diet was the right decision after all!

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 5 August 2003 19:50 (twenty-two years ago)

Totally, we are now the two sexiest motherfuckers on ILX. High five!

― NA (Nick A.), Tuesday, 5 August 2003 19:52 (twenty-two years ago)

seriously, there's been a lot of squishy insecurity going on today, and this thread is a great reminder that although you may feel weird about a part of yr body, others may love it. SO SUCK IT THE FUCK UP AND GET ON THE DANCE FLOOR!

― teeny (teeny), Tuesday, 5 August 2003 19:53 (twenty-two years ago)

*bustin' a move!*

― Sarah McLusky (coco), Tuesday, 5 August 2003 19:53 (twenty-two years ago)

i miss petra jane and queen G

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Tuesday, 5 August 2003 23:24 (twenty-two years ago)

nine months pass...

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Tuesday, 11 May 2004 00:19 (twenty-one years ago)

Said best by J.J.

Creation from nothing. What has she in the bag? A misbirth with a trailing navelcord, hushed in ruddy wool. The cords of all link back, strandentwining cable of all flesh. That is why mystic monks. Will you be as gods? Gaze in your omphalos. Hello. Kinch here. Put me on to Edenville. Aleph, alpha: nought, nought, one.

― x Jeremy (Atila the Honeybun), Tuesday, 11 May 2004 00:32 (twenty-one years ago)

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