Why is Momus Playing 4 shows in Flordia ?

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Including Orlando
Is it some kind of Ventrui Irony drenched wank Job
Momus in Disneyworld Ph33r!

― anthony, Monday, 10 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Maybe he want's to make a live album like Poison did in Florida, they played about 4 shows there for "swallow this live".

― jel --, Monday, 10 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I will inform my grandparents. This would be a nice break from the old "Bridge Night" routine.

― Andy K, Monday, 10 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Summit with Lou Pearlman?

― J Blount, Monday, 10 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

― Brian MacDonald, Monday, 10 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm going to spend the entire New Orleans show shouting "MOMUS IS A SEX TOURIST!" and "DOES ANYONE IN THIS BITCH LIKE FORMALISM?!" Also I will demand to hear the Pizza Hut song repeatedly.

Aside from that it will be fun 'cause the venue he's playing is really, really nice and not at all rock club-ish but still relaxed and cool.

― adam, Monday, 10 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

You also have to shout "Do you like Hitler?"

― Dan Perry, Monday, 10 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Momus in Florida? Poor soul will need an SPF of at least 100. I'd love to watch, just to see whether the old dears die from his randy lyrics.

If this comes off, report!

― Nichole Graham, Monday, 10 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I hope Jed Bush has a ticket.

― Billy Dods, Monday, 10 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I bet he wantsto come in the bush girls mouths

― anthony, Monday, 10 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

He's playing in Austin on July 9th (my mom's birthday!)... so there's hope yet, Anthony

― Brian MacDonald, Monday, 10 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Momus should... do a live record in "Fucking" Belgium, but just splice inter-song dialog from a Slayer concert in between studio recordings.

Well, substitute 'Chiswick' for 'Belgium' and 'Polish cabaret banter' for 'Slayer dialogue' and that's exactly what I did on my record 'The Ultraconformist: Live Whilst Out Of Fashion'.

I'm going to spend the entire New Orleans show shouting "MOMUS IS A SEX TOURIST!" and "DOES ANYONE IN THIS BITCH LIKE FORMALISM?!" Also I will demand to hear the Pizza Hut song repeatedly.

Yay! That's the spirit! I will do a live deconstruction of 'Where's the Cheese?', wallowing into the gooey gouda of Deleuzian rhizomes.

As for why I'm playing in Florida four times, I have no clue. My agency sets up the tours, I just play 'em.

Ours not to question why
Ours but to drive and drive
Into the valley of, er, oranges
Rode the Momus American Patchwork Tour

― Momus, Monday, 10 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

SAy hi to Jeb Bush and the Imbecile Union of Gatorville

― mike hanle y, Monday, 10 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Good god when is Momus playing a London show? We'd slaughter the poor mite.

― Graham, Tuesday, 11 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Momus should do what Charles Bronson -- the now defunct Chicago hardcore band -- did... do a live record in "Fucking" Belgium, but just splice inter-song dialog from a Slayer concert in between studio recordings.
I doubt anything could be heard between the songs on this fictional live recording. Possible reasons: Noone shows up or - if anyone did - noone would really react. We'd all be standing morosely wondering why on earth we spent the money to see this Japaholick chap perform cheesy tunes.

― cuba libre (nathalie), Tuesday, 11 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

so who in the chicago crew is going on tuesday?

― withheld, Wednesday, 19 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm going to try and make it, despite being desperately poor for the moment.

― nabisco%%, Wednesday, 19 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

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