https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QzScjI78dWI
― wax onleck, wax affleck (jjjusten), Saturday, 25 July 2009 05:08 (fifteen years ago)
clearing my internet palette
― wax onleck, wax affleck (jjjusten), Saturday, 25 July 2009 05:10 (fifteen years ago)
i would like to work for this ad agency.
― tehresa, Saturday, 25 July 2009 05:13 (fifteen years ago)
secret confession: i know the dude that is in the last ad, and was drinking beers with him THIS VERY NIGHT
― wax onleck, wax affleck (jjjusten), Saturday, 25 July 2009 05:17 (fifteen years ago)
i would drink beers with both of you. and i don't even really like beer.
― tehresa, Saturday, 25 July 2009 05:31 (fifteen years ago)
isn't anyone going to start the "yes but are they racist" conversation? It's been 28 minutes here people!
― im a fucking unicorn you douchebags (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 25 July 2009 05:39 (fifteen years ago)
mad racist but i thought on ile that was a given
― tehresa, Saturday, 25 July 2009 05:42 (fifteen years ago)
Oh come on, this isn't UNBELIEVABLE, it's like jokes from The Jeffersons. It's cutesy. I laughed and all, but it ain't mindblowing.
― never name anything coolpix (kenan), Saturday, 25 July 2009 07:00 (fifteen years ago)
too bad this was started on a saturday morning, could have had 500 posts by noon if it were a thursday
― max, Saturday, 25 July 2009 13:48 (fifteen years ago)
All this talk about MPLS liquor stores is making me nostalgic.
― http://tinyurl.com/ggggst (Pleasant Plains), Saturday, 25 July 2009 15:44 (fifteen years ago)
Chi Lake is definitely the TC most brightly lit liquor store. its like the sun in there.
― wax onleck, wax affleck (jjjusten), Saturday, 25 July 2009 15:45 (fifteen years ago)
and kenan duh successful thread starting on ilx is all about marketing efforts - would you open a thread that said "of primarily MN interest: i find this advertisement quite droll"
― wax onleck, wax affleck (jjjusten), Saturday, 25 July 2009 15:47 (fifteen years ago)
I find liquor stores in America very off-putting.
― clear chanel (suzy), Saturday, 25 July 2009 15:53 (fifteen years ago)
i find them to be like a big open armed embrace, but to each their own.
― wax onleck, wax affleck (jjjusten), Saturday, 25 July 2009 15:57 (fifteen years ago)
I think it's against the law to advertise beer and liquor prices in Arkansas. We don't even get the little rebate tags or even free samples on Saturday nights.
― http://tinyurl.com/ggggst (Pleasant Plains), Saturday, 25 July 2009 16:45 (fifteen years ago)
Never been a fan of strip lights + industrial carpets in retail wherever, it's just that shopping for booze in Europe does not feel so furtive to me - and you don't have to travel so far to find the off-license.
― clear chanel (suzy), Saturday, 25 July 2009 17:17 (fifteen years ago)
As a white man, would it be funnier if I went to Chicago Lake Liquor and bought a 40 oz. bottle of malt liquor, or a 12-pack of Tecate? Because, you see, the malt liquor is supposed to be for African-Americans, and the Tecate is supposed to be for Mexicans. And as I said, I'm neither of those "ethnic" groups, I'm of the default white race instead. So either way, it's going to be pretty absurd if I drink one of those drinks, you see. I just can't tell which would be funnier. Though they would both be pretty funny, obviously.
― Snorks is worst cartoon in america and world plus fuck Snorks (iiiijjjj), Saturday, 25 July 2009 21:14 (fifteen years ago)
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3056/2590423116_7d9d79dd2d.jpg>>> non-furtive off-license European stores.
― http://tinyurl.com/ggggst (Pleasant Plains), Saturday, 25 July 2009 21:20 (fifteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CeNnQJAo6ME
― Armageddon Two: Armageddon (dyao), Saturday, 25 July 2009 21:52 (fifteen years ago)
PP that is totally great! Would go to that liquor store.
― clear chanel (suzy), Saturday, 25 July 2009 22:04 (fifteen years ago)
That Office Space clip is great because the punchline isn't "lol white ppl acting like they're not white," it's that he's a spineless IT nerd too embarrassed to "act black" in front of a black guy.
Although, come to think of it, is that guy selling flowers on the median actually black? He looks like he might be, but it's hard to tell because he didn't say "we about to get it crackin tonight, dawg."
― Snorks is worst cartoon in america and world plus fuck Snorks (iiiijjjj), Saturday, 25 July 2009 22:47 (fifteen years ago)
i live in ohio so the location of every liquor store is bascially a secret so it's amazing to see ads for them
― mile high guy (brownie), Saturday, 25 July 2009 22:50 (fifteen years ago)
I think I've been to Chicago Lake Liquors! Somehow I ended up buying some sort of Mexican agave/coconut beverage in addition to our beers because it was so cheap and I was curious. It ended up being about the worst thing I have ever smelled, or drank.
― mh, Monday, 27 July 2009 02:38 (fifteen years ago)
Youtube has seen fit to show me a video titled "Thick Puerto Rican Ass Green Thong" in the Related Videos section, which just makes this even better
― mh, Monday, 27 July 2009 02:40 (fifteen years ago)
Never been a fan of strip lights + industrial carpets in retail wherever,
Never been to a liquor store with carpeting anywhere.
― jaymc, Monday, 27 July 2009 02:42 (fifteen years ago)
My parents' liquor store in Hastings has had carpet since he built the building in 1989! It's a nice store. I think the only downside has been the occasion when a drunk guy decided to pee on a display on a Saturday night.
― Sara R-C, Monday, 27 July 2009 03:42 (fifteen years ago)