they steal mobile phones = they are monkeys

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Simian burglar ahoy

― RickyT, Monday, 10 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Send for Captain Euro!!

― jel --, Monday, 10 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I will alert Sprint PCS.

― mike hanle y, Monday, 10 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

He probably sold it for CRACK! Or perhaps a hand of bananas.

― DG, Monday, 10 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

This is why we shouldn't let monkeys watch TV when Dunston CHecks In or Monkey Trouble is on (Monkey Trouble is notable for having a human lead child actor who is less evolved that the simian star).

― Pete, Monday, 10 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I wish they would make a movie taht uses dead ape carcasses and blows them up allot. It can be called " BLow Up Bobo"

― mike hanle y, Monday, 10 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Send for Captain Euro!

He's in a meeting. He's going to be there for fucking hours.

― Matt, Monday, 10 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

metro this AM wrote about this, saying it was like 'something out of Sherlock Holmes' when they obviously meant 'something out of Poe' bah. Sugarlumps.

― misterjones, Tuesday, 11 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

there was a Sherlock Holmes movie (you know the ol' Basil Rathbone stuff) where the bad guy used a monkey to get into some place through a tiny window so they are half forgiven (as the film was an obv poe rip). (actually i think the bad guy was a gurl)

― Alan Trewartha, Tuesday, 11 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

haha nigel bruce = MOST USELESS SIDEKICK OF ALL TIME!! (i think there is a sherlock holmes story with a monkey)

― mark s, Tuesday, 11 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Howler of the Baskervilles.

― Pete, Tuesday, 11 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

there's a Sherlock Holmes story where they think it's a monkey but it turns out not to be

― michael, Tuesday, 11 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Was it a secret monkey?

― RickyT, Tuesday, 11 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

oh that might be the one i was thinking of. it's a child or a circus midget or summink innit?

― Alan T, Tuesday, 11 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Not a covert chimpanzee to be seen? Smame.

― Pete, Tuesday, 11 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I wish they would make a movie taht uses dead ape carcasses and blows them up allot. It can be called " BLow Up Bobo"

Not "Boomtime for Bonzo"?

― j.lu, Tuesday, 11 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

or Blow Up Bobo The Bonobo!

― katie, Tuesday, 11 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

See, I have told you all before that monkeys are evil bastards but did you all believe me? NOOOOOOOOOO. You just thought it was because I am "touched" in the head!

― Nicole, Tuesday, 11 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I enjoyed the SNL skit about a cooking show where they teach you how to coo k monkey

― mike hanle y, Tuesday, 11 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Chilled monkey brains! As enjoyed by Indiana Jones.

― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 11 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

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