Moments That Occur In the Last 20 Seconds of a Prescription Drug Commercial While the Side Effects are Being Read in Voice-Over

1. A black female rolls over in bed, blissfully asleep.

2. A white male in his fifties drives a golf cart away from a putting green, having successfully played the hole.

3. An animated green fungus sharpens a bow saw.

4. A white female presses "Enter" and becomes interested in what appears on her computer monitor.

5. A white male and a white female hold hands and gaze at those twin high-rises that overlook Central Park.

6. A black man is given a plate of sausages at a picnic table and passes them to his left without taking one.

7. A white male in his twenties sits in the bleachers with a black male wearing a baseball cap, and points at something happening off-camera.

8. An Asian male in his thirties looks up from tying his shoes while seated on a bench inside a locker room.

9. An elderly white male takes a photograph of an elderly white female in front of the Leaning Tower of Pisa.

10. A black male in his forties pats the back of a black male child who is carrying a fishing pole.

11. White man straightens his tie after walking out of public rest room.

12. Hispanic female bangs palm on kitchen counter and laughs at joke told by off-screen friend.

13. White male confidently walks through nursery greenhouse full of flowers.

14. Elderly white female smiles to herself after seeing white female child take a bow from stage at dance recital.

15. Black male EMT has hand on shoulder of white female who nods affirmatively as light drizzle falls.

16. A WASPy white couple dressed in J Crew stand on the sidelines of a soccer game and wave to their child on the field

17. A Sims-esque computer rendering of a white woman steps out of a pool after a strenuous synchronized swim.

18. A young white female in a tank top and a young white male in a blue t-shirt, both sporting bicycle helmets, bicycle in slow motion down a hill, smiling and laughing at one another.

19. A young black man grins widely as his somewhat-obese grandmother places a bowl of freshly-baked macaroni and cheese in front of him

19. Three women of different ethnicities, dressed in white, laugh together as they sit at an outdoor lunch plaza, sharing in post-menopausal zest.

21. An animated clam moves out of the path of a miniature rain cloud and into the sunshine.

22. A white male takes a bite out of a chili dog at a county fair.

23. An older white female hugs a teenaged white female who smiles before removing herself from the embrace and entering a clothing store at the mall.

24. A white woman in her mid-30s sits on the floor by her bed and pushes her uncombed hair pick with her fingers.

25. An angry animated pollinator shakes its fist.

26. The camera passively moves away from a two-story brick bungelow at night as a light turns off in an upstairs window.

27. An older white male wraps his arms around an older white female from behind and helps guide her hands as she attempts to make a putt on a golf course.

28. An elderly woman at her bathroom sink closes the medicine cabinet; her husband stands behind her, smiling.

29. A man in striped pajamas smiles, eyes closed, as he ignores his digital alarm clock.

30. A group of smiling elderly people, clad in loose clothes, perform Tai Chi on a hillside of deciduous trees.

31. A seated Hispanic female happily scratches the ears of an enthusiastic Irish Setter.

32. A white male in his thirties on a park bench acknowledges the world with a nod and takes a big ol' drag off of an empty plastic tube.

33. A white female tennis player in her 40's runs to the net after making a match winning forehand passing shot.

34. A dejected rooster walks down a womans driveway

35. A middle-aged white male throws a football offscreen

36. A cartoon alien with antenna and wearing a suit and tie checks his wristwatch before impatiently looking at a closed door.

37. An older white male seated in the middle of an auditorium watches a group of people take the remaining seats between him and the aisle without worry.

38. Waterfalls

39. A neon butterfly swoops into the night sky looking for its next victim

40. a mother leans forward with rested, unbaggy eyes and a wide smile and touches her young child's forehead with her own

41. A construction worker continues to excavate dirt from a building site with a back hoe.

42. Dog is thrilled that his previously depressed owner is now paying attention to him
43. Two medically dubious selves of white woman join together again as she continues to navigate the edge of a rocky cliff face

44. Middle aged white woman drink tea w/ self satisfied expression

45. Pharmaceutical advertising representative eats a baby

46. middle-aged "gray fox" touches milfy wife's arm and raises an eyebrow

47. Menopausal lady grips towel tightly around body.

48. Paid spokesperson silently toys with an artificial heart.

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49. Dick Cheney shoots a guy in the face

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50. A woman watches with curiosity as a wind-up toy effigy of herself walks along a picnic table toward the edge.

51. A man leans on his rake, wipes his brow and looks at his 75 bags of leaves sitting on the curb.

52. A toddler rides a tricycle toward the camera in slow-motion abandon while a grinning older man chases after her.

53. A young woman dances in a nightclub with several other females, the camera lingering in the direction of their barren wombs.

54. Man sits on front porch, wins nonverbal stand-off with plate of peach cobbler.

55. Slightly overweight man pulls himself out from under a parked car in a garage, joins younger men for quick game of 3-on-3 basketball in driveway.

56. Man in suit stares through skyscraper window at other skyscrapers.

57. Young woman in graduation gown lifts diploma over her head; accepts hugs from family members.

58. Female teacher points out solution to pubescent student in empty classroom lit exclusively by sunbeams.

59. Older man drives woman down deserted highway to isolated bungalow after sprouting blue horns from temples.

60. Chubby retiree goes fly fishing with a gigantic beaker full of fluorescent green uric acid tucked away in his satchel

61. A panoramic shot of the prairie before focusing on a weathervane turning in the foreground.

62. Videotape footage of a man wearing a tie in a tiny office with venetian blinds, closing a deal on the phone and tapping a pen on his foot propped up on his desk (Note: NOT APPROVED BY THE FDA.)

63. A man gives in and begins taking ballroom dancing lessons with his spouse.

64. Shots of a woman talking on the telephone and reading a book as she sits alone in an empty white room with only a brightly colored oversized ball.

65. A conductor drives a trolley, speaks to tourists from a headset microphone and eschews his stool in favor of standing up.

66. a coal miner breathes deeply and mouths "see ya" to a computer-generated black lung, which scowls at him and scurries down a mine shaft in search of its next victim.

67. a female humanoid robot changes its own batteries before lifting a crate of wrenches onto a conveyor belt.

68. an old lady wags her finger at a door-to-door stairlift salesman, shuts her front door, and mounts her front staircase with a spring in her step.