man calls in fake domestic violence report, dresses to fit description of armed suspect, predictable results

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http://nz.news.yahoo.com/a/-/top-stories/5759947/shot-man-appeared-to-lure-officers-to-scene/

╓abies, Wednesday, 29 July 2009 13:20 (sixteen years ago)

Dunno how predictable the result actually was, presuming the guy hoped to be killed rather than merely wounded

Stop wishing death on people just for the cool thread titles (Myonga Vön Bontee), Wednesday, 29 July 2009 14:53 (sixteen years ago)

why is that article made almost entirely of one-sentence paragraphs?

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Wednesday, 29 July 2009 14:57 (sixteen years ago)

Well by predictable I mean he got shot.

╓abies, Wednesday, 29 July 2009 15:02 (sixteen years ago)

This makes me think of the fantasy sequence in The Chase where Charlie Sheen fantasizes about throwing a baseball at a bunch of cops and getting shot a bazillion times as a result.

a being that goes on two legs and is ungrateful (dyao), Wednesday, 29 July 2009 15:14 (sixteen years ago)

http://www.tamatu.co.nz/cast_rob.html

Here we see him acting a little

Nathalie (stevienixed), Wednesday, 29 July 2009 15:19 (sixteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bHTYFHmHl78

Guess it wasn't a baseball. What a great movie!

a being that goes on two legs and is ungrateful (dyao), Wednesday, 29 July 2009 15:20 (sixteen years ago)

One of those cops being Henry Rollins. That's what I call a bad day...

grocery groin (snoball), Wednesday, 29 July 2009 15:24 (sixteen years ago)

'i wasn't speeding officer'
'LIIIIIIIIIIIAR!'

Elvin Wayburn Phillips, Wednesday, 29 July 2009 15:26 (sixteen years ago)

See A Grown Man Cry Get Out Of A Car, Now Watch Him Die

grocery groin (snoball), Wednesday, 29 July 2009 15:28 (sixteen years ago)

Maybe Rollins could perform the title track of his album "Drive By Shooting", and then deliver the Miranda as a spoken word piece.

grocery groin (snoball), Wednesday, 29 July 2009 15:31 (sixteen years ago)


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