help me get over a hangover so i dont inadvertently shower my girlfriend with vomit

so i got a little torn up last night and unlike most hangovers this one isn't going away. head still hurts and my stomach is still queasy despite dispensing enough diarrhea to fill the grand canyon

so like other than water and stuff what should i do to ensure i dont hurl on my girl while we are making out. i dont get drunk often so ive forgotte nwhat i used to do

is the making out compulsory? i could write you a doctor's note

i can't believe GIS doesn't turn up a picture of a barfing sock puppet

elvin! not again!

its not compulsory but i want to do it. we havent had much alone time lately

There was a moving gif of two rottweilers, back in the day...

every time i kind of get fed up with your antics, elvin, i just remember all the crazy times you've been through and been so generous to share with us and it just puts a smile on my face :)

i heard that a snifter of champagne is apparently quite the thing.

anyway, Lemon and Ginger tea infusion.

(Was feeling like this this morn, so...)

think i may have the lemon bit, ginger might require me getting in the car, which kinda smells at the moment and may exacerbate things. thanks for the tip tho in case i find any around the house

a big glass of fresh coke is pretty useful usually.
and if you have no way to just spend the rest of the day/night in bed, drink again !

yeah drink more. drink enough that the hangover goes away then stay at this level for as long as possible you'll be well horny and funny. in my life this is known as sunday. try not to eat anything.

I disagree with the not eating - it should be something bland and fatty. French fries, pancakes, waffles, etc.

I, for one, love spicy food for a hangover - calms the stomach and helps me sweat it out a bit.

so eat something bland and spicy

Just vomit on her. If she really loves you she'll understand.

vomit something bland on her

A packet of plain hula hoops can work wonders.

"don't hurl on my girl"

vitamin water
v8
a salad w/ bread

there ya go.

I think a good way to cure a hangover is to read hangover cures.

HUNGOVER AND ON THE HORN....A THREAD.

another mountain of diarrhea, right before I took the pepto...ate some ravioli and drinking Propel water...thinking I'm turning the corner now.

Just go induce vomiting, you'll feel a lot better.

this is what you guys get for asking the mods not to move threads to i love TMI

aw id never ask mods to move a vintage elvin wayburn phillips thread to iltmi

wayburning for you

i wish i had vomited earlier when I felt like I had to. but now my stomach is feeling less tsunami-ish

i think the thread title is referring to a "roman shower" iirc

if you have a mountain of diarrhea ur doing it rong

AFTER THIS HOW CAN WE BELIEVE ANYTHING YOU SAY Elvin Wayburn Phillips

taking diarrhea mountain (by strategy)

I got no body image issues at all but there are times when you are xtra nauseous that I just think throat-finger is really the most practical way to handle things.

Jemaine: Hey Bret do you remember that time after your mum's 60th birthday? How you got really drunk?
Bret: Yeah.
Jemaine: I think I heard you in the bathroom afterwards being a little bit bulimic.

Also I have The Cure's "Shiver and Shake" stuck in my head now, thanks Elvin "Doesn't Know His Limits" Phillips.

lol well i dont really drink hard liquor much anymore, i used to abuse tanqueray w/ tonic like there was no tomorrow and got tired of the hangovers. became a beer man, but the bar i was at last night (where my girl goes weekly) wasn't really a beer place and i guess i forgot how to pace myself with the harder stuff.

that and my dinner was a banquet tv dinner.

my eyes are crossing a bit now but it feels like its on its way out

Is this the sex you were talking about before?

hahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahaha

Advice for your NEXT hangover. Drink plenty of water (until you really can't drink anymore) before going to bed.

oh yea i know about that one, yet i'm a terrible follower of it. i started asking for a glass of water with each drink after i'd had about 3 or 4 but i was a little too late.

i could stand to drink more water in general in my life

so i really hope she doesn't wanna have sex tonight. so like i am so tired due to not sleeping well i drank an energy drink. big mistake. been pumping pepto...i don't feel horrible but i ain't 100%. we have plans in a little over an hour lol.

"Not tonight dear, I've got a bellyache" would be too direct?

the use of "inadvertently" in this thread title is troubling me

given some of our recent struggles, I'd rather not disappoint her again. i'll leave it at that.

i feel sick now cuz i think i took too many drugs and should not have drank an energy drink.

given some of our recent struggles, I'd rather not disappoint her again. i'll leave it at that.

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