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i like this feature of the times, but moreso when it's like $250k

velko, Thursday, 30 July 2009 02:29 (sixteen years ago)

I can help you f the nyt for much less than $700000, e-mail me

a being that goes on two legs and is ungrateful (dyao), Thursday, 30 July 2009 02:29 (sixteen years ago)

more info on that here

free jazz and mumia (sarahel), Thursday, 30 July 2009 02:32 (sixteen years ago)

yes, and I can assure you all my gray ladies are well treated and provided for

a being that goes on two legs and is ungrateful (dyao), Thursday, 30 July 2009 02:34 (sixteen years ago)

sometimes they just want company and external stimulus ... helps delay the onset of alzheimer's, you know.

free jazz and mumia (sarahel), Thursday, 30 July 2009 02:36 (sixteen years ago)

im def leaning towards the pueblo but id like to see the rest of the house pls.

im just going off the houses btw. you couldnt pay me to live in any of those places

Hillary had Everest in his veins (sunny successor), Thursday, 30 July 2009 02:36 (sixteen years ago)

Eh the loft is my favorite but more and more I just want to live in a small simple cabin somewhere sort of remote.

ENBB, Thursday, 30 July 2009 02:39 (sixteen years ago)

loft def

a narwhal done gored my shortstop yunel (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 30 July 2009 02:40 (sixteen years ago)

i don't like the decor choices in the chicago loft & nm pueblo but they are decent spaces. the colonial doesn't reach mcmansion levels of suck, you could do a lot worse, but mainly it's lol suburbia

anybody who buys in the next year or two (at least) is dumb

velko, Thursday, 30 July 2009 02:40 (sixteen years ago)

I feel the Loft would be a good compromise between my desire to be creative/artistic and my desire to be an indulgent capitalist asshole

a being that goes on two legs and is ungrateful (dyao), Thursday, 30 July 2009 02:43 (sixteen years ago)

im def leaning towards the pueblo but id like to see the rest of the house pls.

im just going off the houses btw. you couldnt pay me to live in any of those places

― Hillary had Everest in his veins (sunny successor), Wednesday, July 29, 2009 10:36 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

so you wont take money to live in delaware (ocean) new mexico (beauty) or chicago (big city) but you will live in arkansas (?) unremunerated

btw slideshow link above poll

;)

ice cr?m, Thursday, 30 July 2009 02:44 (sixteen years ago)

that loft makes me want to poke my eyes out - it has a roof deck tho!

ice cr?m, Thursday, 30 July 2009 02:45 (sixteen years ago)

I don't think that Delaware house is actually on the ocean, for one thing in the picture you can see trees and last time I checked trees don't grow in oceans

a being that goes on two legs and is ungrateful (dyao), Thursday, 30 July 2009 02:46 (sixteen years ago)

it is literally inside the ocean - watch the slideshow

ice cr?m, Thursday, 30 July 2009 02:46 (sixteen years ago)

delaware's existence continues to baffle me tbh

velko, Thursday, 30 July 2009 02:47 (sixteen years ago)

most people arent that up on delaware tbh

ice cr?m, Thursday, 30 July 2009 02:48 (sixteen years ago)

holy shit, you're right! the ocean, my God, it's full of stars high rises

a being that goes on two legs and is ungrateful (dyao), Thursday, 30 July 2009 02:48 (sixteen years ago)

What the fuck do you get for $5500/yr in association dues at the Chicago loft?

My vagina has a dress code. (milo z), Thursday, 30 July 2009 02:48 (sixteen years ago)

the creeping suspicion youve been conned

ice cr?m, Thursday, 30 July 2009 02:50 (sixteen years ago)

so you wont take money to live in delaware (ocean) new mexico (beauty) or chicago (big city) but you will live in arkansas (?) unremunerated
sure
delaware - there are better states near better oceans. im not an east coast person. tried it. didnt like it.
nm - hate heat
chicago - just dont like it

Hillary had Everest in his veins (sunny successor), Thursday, 30 July 2009 02:50 (sixteen years ago)

Among the residential streets, the Wilmington Police Department started a program known as jump-outs, in which unmarked police vans would cruise crime-prone neighborhoods late at night, "jump-out" at corners where residents were loitering and detain them temporarily. Using loitering as probable cause, the police would then photograph, search, and fingerprint everyone present. This would improve the police's records in case fingerprints or eye-witnesses were available at future crimes, along with catching anyone with drugs or weapons on them. Controversy spread from the theory that such a practice may be a violation of civil rights

velko, Thursday, 30 July 2009 02:51 (sixteen years ago)

the only reason Delaware exists is so that I can drive down there and buy big ticket electronics items without tax...another reason is so that people can pun off its name

a being that goes on two legs and is ungrateful (dyao), Thursday, 30 July 2009 02:53 (sixteen years ago)

I mean, these lofts with 16 foot high walls, they don't just fill themselves up with 60" TVs

a being that goes on two legs and is ungrateful (dyao), Thursday, 30 July 2009 02:53 (sixteen years ago)

oh okay i checked the slideshow. def pueblo. i feel like id kill myself in that loft.

Hillary had Everest in his veins (sunny successor), Thursday, 30 July 2009 02:53 (sixteen years ago)

I would maybe take another pueblo, but that one's like a southwestern McMansion. Combine the best attributes of pueblo and Chicago loft and I"m there.

My vagina has a dress code. (milo z), Thursday, 30 July 2009 02:53 (sixteen years ago)

it is surely more comfortable in dry 6000ft high placitas new mexico than humid ass little rock arkansas xp

ice cr?m, Thursday, 30 July 2009 02:55 (sixteen years ago)

I would snatch that freakin pueblo up lickity split, but the first item on the redecoration agenda would be to strip it of all religious iconography. Sorry, religious iconography.

iiiijjjj, Thursday, 30 July 2009 02:57 (sixteen years ago)

I'd just go for tackier Catholic iconography. Part of me dreams of a pool with a mosaic tile Virgin of Guadalupe on the bottom.

ice cr?m paint job (milo z), Thursday, 30 July 2009 02:59 (sixteen years ago)

lr is only hot a few months of the year but yeah those months suck ass

Hillary had Everest in his veins (sunny successor), Thursday, 30 July 2009 02:59 (sixteen years ago)

She didn't really pick Arkansas, you know. Arkansas picked her.

http://tinyurl.com/bbsshh (Pleasant Plains), Thursday, 30 July 2009 03:00 (sixteen years ago)

aw

horseshoe, Thursday, 30 July 2009 03:00 (sixteen years ago)

would live in for 700K:
http://www.cohomefinder.com/p/80424/740793.htm

Hillary had Everest in his veins (sunny successor), Thursday, 30 July 2009 03:07 (sixteen years ago)

for reference, here's one at half the price
http://www.nytimes.com/slideshow/2009/07/21/greathomesanddestinations/0726-wyg-slideshow_index.html

velko, Thursday, 30 July 2009 03:08 (sixteen years ago)

Surprised at all the hate for the Chicago decor - I'd like it a bit more modern, but the color palette is solid, there's nothing horribly tacky (except the glass and metal entertainment center. It's a damn sight better than the DE or NM interiors.

ice cr?m paint job (milo z), Thursday, 30 July 2009 03:09 (sixteen years ago)

The $370k Portland and KC homes are nice.

ice cr?m paint job (milo z), Thursday, 30 July 2009 03:10 (sixteen years ago)

its too spiky

Hillary had Everest in his veins (sunny successor), Thursday, 30 July 2009 03:10 (sixteen years ago)

Nice chain link on that Chicago patio. Put up some chicken wire and you could build your own coop.

http://tinyurl.com/bbsshh (Pleasant Plains), Thursday, 30 July 2009 03:11 (sixteen years ago)

That $700k would go a looooooong way in the current Detroit market.

ex-juggalist (Pillbox), Thursday, 30 July 2009 03:27 (sixteen years ago)

what is the williamsburg of detroit?

velko, Thursday, 30 July 2009 03:31 (sixteen years ago)

I think Detroit is more like one big Bed-Stuy

ex-juggalist (Pillbox), Thursday, 30 July 2009 03:34 (sixteen years ago)

pueblo. i'd keep the iconography too. The 1.3-acre lot has views of the Sandia Mountains. <3

thing is.. i'd really feel like kind of an asshole owning a place that expensive pretty much anywhere. like i dig the pueblo only smaller and not in some separate artsy wealthy bedroom community thing. ugh.

daria, actually (daria-g), Thursday, 30 July 2009 03:38 (sixteen years ago)

i guess the answer is ferndale

http://www.metromodemedia.com/cities/ferndale/InsidersGuide.aspx

velko, Thursday, 30 July 2009 03:40 (sixteen years ago)

xpost: Haha - one of the people featured in those profiles is one of my friends from lolcollege!

Nah, Ferdale is the Park Slope of the D.

ex-juggalist (Pillbox), Thursday, 30 July 2009 03:45 (sixteen years ago)

damn, ferndale real estate prices making me weep

velko, Thursday, 30 July 2009 03:56 (sixteen years ago)

POOR

saadenhevei (usic), Thursday, 30 July 2009 04:00 (sixteen years ago)

http://img525.imageshack.us/img525/3773/jfhjfgjvh.th.png

saadenhevei (usic), Thursday, 30 July 2009 04:02 (sixteen years ago)

http://graphics8.nytimes.com/packages/images/photo/2009/07/27/0728-wyg-slideshow/29203365.JPG

ugggggghhhhhhhhhhhh fuck Mission style

a muttering inbred (called) (not named) (Abbott), Thursday, 30 July 2009 15:57 (sixteen years ago)

I'd just go for tackier Catholic iconography. Part of me dreams of a pool with a mosaic tile Virgin of Guadalupe on the bottom.

Milo Z you get to decorate my next house.

a muttering inbred (called) (not named) (Abbott), Thursday, 30 July 2009 15:58 (sixteen years ago)

Holy shit that Seattle penhouse is only $880k?! In Melbourne a place like that'd set you back 1.2 mil or more, eaaasily. Saw a modern penthouse apt today in the paper that was 2.4mil. Melbourne's becoming so prohibitively expensive :/ the house I live in - a tiny, 2brm miner's cottage with a small back extension of galley kitchen, cramped bathroom and one living are space (no dining) - would sell for at least 600-700k I reckon.

ABBAcab (Trayce), Thursday, 25 February 2010 05:14 (fifteen years ago)

the seattle building looks cool but the interior of the apt is blah, probably removed a lot of orig. detail somewhere along the line. the kitchen blows with those cabinets. guess your paying for the view mostly. seattle economy pretty depressed at the moment, wonder what it could have fetched about 4 years ago.

velko, Thursday, 25 February 2010 05:19 (fifteen years ago)

the converted church and the key west home are stunning. i didn't see any mention of the lot size. they could be magnificent houses on a 5K square-foot lot. there are some homes a few blocks from where i live like that -- elegant homes designed to look like 18th century french-homes (coral gables' designer set up 6 villages, of which "18th century french" is one) -- but they're all on very small lots, built out to the edges of the property and pushed tight against each other.

Daniel, Esq., Thursday, 25 February 2010 05:25 (fifteen years ago)

totally obsessed with that ft lauderdale house

horseshoe, Thursday, 25 February 2010 05:29 (fifteen years ago)

you mean the key west house, or is there another one listed in ft. lauderdale?

Daniel, Esq., Thursday, 25 February 2010 05:31 (fifteen years ago)

that loft is disgusting.
i'd want the house in santa fe. because santa fe is amazing. NEW MEXICO IS AMAZING.

homosexual II, Thursday, 25 February 2010 05:41 (fifteen years ago)

Yeah the beachside house is cool - so much greenery! So cosy! Very dark tho.

ABBAcab (Trayce), Thursday, 25 February 2010 06:09 (fifteen years ago)

the dark is what i like about it

velko, Thursday, 25 February 2010 06:23 (fifteen years ago)

A few of these:

http://resources2.news.com.au/images/2009/05/09/1225710/499750-old-wine.jpg

can it compete with the wagon wheel (Eazy), Thursday, 25 February 2010 06:24 (fifteen years ago)

Fort Lauderdale house would cost about a quarter that much in many far more awesome cities.

FIST FIGHT! FIST FIGHT! FIST FIGHT IN THE PARKING LOT! (milo z), Thursday, 25 February 2010 06:28 (fifteen years ago)

philly place looks dope, esp. at that price
http://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2010/03/07/greathomesanddestinations/20100302_wyg.html#1

he often deploys multiple browsers and constantly replies to himself (velko), Wednesday, 3 March 2010 18:21 (fifteen years ago)

Lauderdale place is super cool and stoney

carne asada, Wednesday, 3 March 2010 18:54 (fifteen years ago)

I am not a country girl, and the place would have to be GUTTED of every furnishing and fleck of hair of dead animal, but the Yellowstone house has the only interior that seems interesting enough to bother moving.

NB: I am currently sharing a studio apt w/ bf so basically I'd be happy with a lot less than any of these, but hypothetically speaking, the above still stands.

The other side of genetic power today (Laurel), Wednesday, 3 March 2010 18:54 (fifteen years ago)

Also I mean the woodburning on the kitchen cabinets, that is 100% jr high woodshop and I miss those days.

The other side of genetic power today (Laurel), Wednesday, 3 March 2010 18:55 (fifteen years ago)

I once transferred a picture of a skater (god only knows who) from Thrasher magazine and woodburned it onto a plank and put clock hands in the middle. A+++!

The other side of genetic power today (Laurel), Wednesday, 3 March 2010 18:56 (fifteen years ago)

would die of wood poisoning in yellowstone place, cool location tho

he often deploys multiple browsers and constantly replies to himself (velko), Wednesday, 3 March 2010 18:58 (fifteen years ago)

Wood poisoning is a manly way to go.

How to Make an American Quit (Abbott), Wednesday, 3 March 2010 19:50 (fifteen years ago)

rowhouses are dope, and that philly one is in a pretty good part of the town (east falls or thereabouts)

noted schloar (dyao), Thursday, 4 March 2010 00:35 (fifteen years ago)

yeah i love small rowhouses like that. the yellowstone one looks too yellow. cool deer heads though

harbl, Thursday, 4 March 2010 00:40 (fifteen years ago)

the yellowstone house i feel like is v poorly conceptualized, living in an old church is the ultimate nightmare tho

ice cr?m, Thursday, 4 March 2010 00:43 (fifteen years ago)

I grew up in a philly rowhouse - hope you have good neighbors though, as the reason we moved was cause our neighbors liked to sing karaoke at 2 AM in the morning. that one is on the end of the block so it might not be too bad.

noted schloar (dyao), Thursday, 4 March 2010 00:45 (fifteen years ago)

yeah i was wondering about the philly neighborhood, thought the price was semi-reasonable because maybe it was in a "bad" area but i guess i'm too warped by nyc/la prices

he often deploys multiple browsers and constantly replies to himself (velko), Thursday, 4 March 2010 01:31 (fifteen years ago)

The Philly row house is perfectly adequate (and I know nothing about the location) but it's just blah inside. I like the furniture in the pics more than the house itself. The stair rail and the spiraly thing it makes at the bottom are for some reason esp bothering me.

Maybe it's b/c of the Victorian beauty right before it (which I cd never ever live in, but it's impressive). It makes that dumb newel post spiral look lame, and the rest of the interior does nothing to rescue it.

The other side of genetic power today (Laurel), Thursday, 4 March 2010 04:06 (fifteen years ago)

they definitely blanded out the philly place with the renovation but i tend to look at things strictly from a $ point of view and the philly rowhouse seems like a good price

the texas victorian is cool except for the wallpaper

he often deploys multiple browsers and constantly replies to himself (velko), Thursday, 4 March 2010 04:13 (fifteen years ago)

one month passes...

decent, almost affordable houses in places you'll never live - c or d?
http://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2010/04/14/greathomesanddestinations/20100414-wyg.html

velko, Wednesday, 14 April 2010 05:28 (fifteen years ago)

AKA my search for a house in Oakland.

WARS OF ARMAGEDDON (Karaoke Version) (Sparkle Motion), Wednesday, 14 April 2010 05:30 (fifteen years ago)

that antebellum (?) house in iowa is fantastic. very cheap too

Nathalie (stevienixed), Wednesday, 14 April 2010 08:45 (fifteen years ago)

does it come with us flag yn

Astronaut Mike Dexter (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Wednesday, 14 April 2010 13:42 (fifteen years ago)

Yes it's like 945890980x more house for your money than the other two, but it's in IOWA.

Ask foreigners and they will tell you the gospel comes from America. (Laurel), Wednesday, 14 April 2010 13:47 (fifteen years ago)

usa flag

Astronaut Mike Dexter (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Wednesday, 14 April 2010 13:51 (fifteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

not crazy about some of the renovation choices in pittsburgh but that's a lot of house for 275k
http://www.nytimes.com/2010/04/27/greathomesanddestinations/27whatyouget.html

controll-s (velko), Wednesday, 28 April 2010 20:50 (fifteen years ago)

i am going to have a house like that

harbl, Wednesday, 28 April 2010 20:56 (fifteen years ago)

the baton rouge house reminds me of rudyard kipling or something

harbl, Wednesday, 28 April 2010 20:57 (fifteen years ago)

love the nm house

Lamp, Wednesday, 28 April 2010 20:59 (fifteen years ago)

oh & fyi for $19mm u can buy stings place on central park w

Lamp, Wednesday, 28 April 2010 20:59 (fifteen years ago)

http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2010/04/29/realestate/29sting/29sting-custom5.jpg

controll-s (velko), Wednesday, 28 April 2010 21:04 (fifteen years ago)

baaaaahahahaha

harbl, Wednesday, 28 April 2010 21:06 (fifteen years ago)

damn. that's awfully expensive for such a modestly-sized house in baton rouge.

(will) (will), Wednesday, 28 April 2010 21:08 (fifteen years ago)

jesus @ stang

(will) (will), Wednesday, 28 April 2010 21:08 (fifteen years ago)

Santa Fe house would be bitchin' with some different interior paint.

Pittsburgh house is cool but some of the renovation looks low-rent (like the kitchen island)

a cross between lily allen and fetal alcohol syndrome (milo z), Wednesday, 28 April 2010 21:22 (fifteen years ago)

i like the kitchen island, and the steel beam, and the ceiling in that one bedroom

harbl, Wednesday, 28 April 2010 21:39 (fifteen years ago)

cochiti = hope u like spiders

all yoga attacks are fire based (rogermexico.), Wednesday, 28 April 2010 21:59 (fifteen years ago)

Maybe it's the picture, but the island looks like my brother's back-yard tiki bar.

a cross between lily allen and fetal alcohol syndrome (milo z), Wednesday, 28 April 2010 22:18 (fifteen years ago)

why do i like brick on the outside of a house but not on the inside?
http://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2010/05/12/greathomesanddestinations/20100512-wyg.html#1

velko, Wednesday, 12 May 2010 01:19 (fifteen years ago)

it's ok but i really hate condos. i like the asheville house a lot

Guns, Computer, The Internet (harbl), Wednesday, 12 May 2010 01:26 (fifteen years ago)

yeah the brick makes it look like you let some artist go crazy in your dining room. maybe he'll paint a tunnel w/ a train coming out of it next

Did you in fact lift my luggage (dyao), Wednesday, 12 May 2010 01:31 (fifteen years ago)

the asheville house, i'm such a sucker for a good color trim, makes it imo

rahni, Wednesday, 12 May 2010 01:37 (fifteen years ago)

two months pass...

like all these more or less, and affordable kinda! some weird ott aristo touches in shaker heights and the basement apt. in athens is unfortunate, but nothing a few tasteful modifications couldn't change
http://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2010/07/13/greathomesanddestinations/20100713wyg_ss.html?ref=greathomesanddestinations

buzza, Wednesday, 14 July 2010 07:41 (fifteen years ago)

four weeks pass...

seattle apartment looks like no pussyfooting cover!
pittsburgh is dope except for bedroom->bathroom conversion
http://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2010/08/10/greathomesanddestinations/20100810wyg_ss.html?ref=greathomesanddestinations

buzza, Wednesday, 11 August 2010 02:05 (fifteen years ago)

Pittsburgh house is killer, except for the ugly-ass tub.

Phoenix house is okay, but really? $500k for that? In a real city, sure, but in dry-heat Dallas, no thanks.

Seattle apartment could be great but boy is that interior ugly now.

a cross between lily allen and fetal alcohol syndrome (milo z), Wednesday, 11 August 2010 02:36 (fifteen years ago)


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