Choose your favourite (sterotypically fundamentalist) Christian tshirt

http://www.c28.com/shopping/landing.asp?category2=allbrands&category3=shirts&numberitems=96&adid=gclothing&gclid=CN2voPOj_ZsCFQ9Jagod8xsdAA

how about
http://www.c28.com/productimages/girls_Abortion_main_WHITE_300.jpg
or
http://www.c28.com/productimages/guys_AcrossTheCity_main_WHITE_300.jpg

or the full outfit

http://www.c28.com/productimages/outfit_NOTWAllAboutJesus700.jpg

Edgy Grunge!
http://www.c28.com/productimages/outfit_SignatureNOTW700NEW.jpg

http://www.jmkerusso.com/bmz_cache/5/5ed925a77bec5fb33af1f947cea1ac5b.image.424x550.jpg

http://rlv.zcache.com/cute_funny_christian_evangelical_infant_onesie_tshirt-p235095095396771185stvj_400.jpg

http://www.c28.com/productimages/Girls_Monkey_main_WHITE_300.jpg

http://www.c28.com/productimages/guys_Noticed_main_WHITE_300.jpg

"Pray For Our Troops Hoodie"
God is with you.

http://www.c28.com/productimages/guys_PFOTHoodieBLK_main_300.jpg

"Pray for our troops" reads across a ribbon that's tied around the NOTW logo. Hidden in the stripes of the flag is the scripture: "For the Lord your God is the One who goes with you to fight for you against your enemies to give you victory." Deut 20:4. "Jesus" is found at the end of the ribbon showing it's only through Him we can even pray. It is by Jesus dying for us that we have victory "By His stripes we are healed". Isaiah 53:5

They sell cd's by genre too
http://www.c28.com/new-christian-music-store.asp

reagan & the monkey would probably be the most likely to make me want to punch the owner

http://tshirtgroove.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/abstinence-99.99-effective-tshirt.jpg

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http://onely.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/0316093marriage1.jpg

http://purgatorio1.com/wp-content/pics/MeanttodieTShirt.jpg

yesterday i saw an awesome teenager wearing a shirt that read "WHAT THE FUCK IS CHRISTIAN HARDCORE?"

http://www.shop2wear.com/images/Christian-T-Shirts/APTSWE.jpg

http://rlv.zcache.com/jc_dc_2_tshirt-p235340337545108460qm73_400.jpg

http://www.alittleleaven.com/images/2008/03/05/dscn7167_christfamily_1_2.jpg

woah.

haha the i heart my marriage guy's face is silently screaming "PLEASE GET ME AWAY FROM THIS AWFUL WOMAN AND FETCH ME SOME POONTANG"

http://www.c28.com/shopping/productdetails.asp?recordid=11593

at first glance I thought the bottom two lines were "SOOO TIGHT".

oops that's not an image.

http://www.c28.com/productimages/girls_FightTheGoodFight_300.jpg

http://cache1.bigcartel.com/product_images/2314711/jr_ex-abort_pic3.jpg

http://cache0.bigcartel.com/product_images/1520029/larrell_ex-homo_.jpg

http://cache1.bigcartel.com/product_images/1565863/Ex-masturbator_seneca_amy.png

Oh shit, those last three are fantastic for everyday wear!

http://cache0.bigcartel.com/product_images/1682001/Ex-porn_addict_Seneca.jpg

http://cache1.bigcartel.com/product_images/1682037/Ex-porn_addict_Amy.jpg

http://cache1.bigcartel.com/product_images/1520037/lakai_ex-slave.jpg

didn't white folks do bad things before repenting?

http://tshirtgroove.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/abstinence-99.99-effective-tshirt.jpg

Is there some weird Christian belief that only 10000 human beings have existed throughout the history?

Laughing so hard at 'Ex-Masturbator"

No, actually it would mean only 10000 abstinent people have existed throughout the history. Still, not a particularly high score for abstinence! That number would mean only a small minority of even nuns and monks and Catholic priests have been abstinent.

The alternative interpretation is, of course, that one Jesus gets born for every 10000 abstinent people. But I'm sure that's not what they are trying to say.

I think that must be what it means. 0.01% of people who are abstinent get pregnant.

So God is quite the mack?

LOOK AT MARY, MOTHER OF GOD, FOR THE EVIDENCE.

http://www.mismart.com/thewallyshow/teegallery/Tpix/april-19-2000.jpg

I used to be really into one that had a red cross on it and said "Life-Saver". When I was a certified life guard and also a crazy Christian teen.

That woman in the abstinence t is not doing abstinence any favours with her coy finger to the mouth look. Jezebel.

she looks incredibly familiar... does she resemble a celebrity that i;m not placing at the moment?

She's a cross between Kelly Preston and Nicole Kidman (ca. 1990).

OK, now I'm confused...

http://rlv.zcache.com/if_going_to_church_makes_you_a_christian_tshirt-p235946559739953240t5hl_400.jpg

All of these say "kick me" on the back, right?

http://www.thepraisefactory.com/transfers/YAD/Western/P-1053.jpg

xxp

The point is that all church-goers are not the Xtians they say they are, and just going to church won't get you into heaven.

Ned, it's not confusing if you understand that evangelicals are sort of aligned against a lot of more workaday Christians by their belief that only a certain kind of conversion experience and daily spiritual inspection can make you a "real" Christian.

They particularly rail against a sort of straw-person who protests, "But I was baptised and I go to church every week, I'm already a Christian!"

it's hard to stumble with a big horse butt in your grill

Yeah, that.

It's a point they really hammer home, especially to teens. xp

xp
I sort of assumed it was something like that but it still seems to read a bit weird. I mean the answer is always 'NO' (erm...unless you are a car) but going to church you might still actually be a Christian.

But then how could a car be a Christian?

The significance is in the word "make" -- you can go to church and either be a Christian or not be one, but it won't MAKE you one either way.

This one really doesn't work on any level.
http://www.c28.com/productimages/guys_Gospel_life_WHITE.jpg

It's hard to stumble, get around, do your job, be taken at all seriously by anyone, when you're on your knees.

god is our puppeteer? nice.

Wish I could make out what it actually said
http://www.hoacreations.com/images/top_ten_reasons.jpg

You're not supposed to read it, you're supposed to blindly believe what the bloke in the shop tells you it says.

http://hoacreations.com/images/store/chaste_large.jpg

lolz at c.h.a.s.t.e logo on American Apparel shirts

Maria Goretti's Girls Club is kinda fucked up.

Maria Goretti's Girls Club is kinda fucked up.

yeah: picking on some of the logic behind one of the t-shirts on this thread is pretty futile but equating resisting violent rape with abstinant purity is fucked up.

http://www.purechristiangraphicdesign.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/christian-tshirt-9.jpg

I love the idea of a band with a drummer wearing this shirt and the bass player wearing the "Bass your life on Christ" one. Or maybe a Showbiz Pizza band of stuffed bears wearing them.

http://kerusso.us/images/Christian%20T%20Shirts%20APT1000.jpg
http://www.purechristiangraphicdesign.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/christian-tshirt-9.jpg
http://i652.photobucket.com/albums/uu241/dnvnoo/xtianmetalshirt.jpg

need a keyboard player! and a singer!

I read that as Hymens with attitude.

http://www.catholicposters.com/shop/images/products/fullimages/892.jpg

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3411/3277315640_3fd2aba09b.jpg

http://images.cafepress.com/jitcrunch.aspx?bG9hZD1ibGFuayxibGFuazoxNjVfRl9jMS5qcGd8bG9hZD1MMCxodHRwOi8vaW1hZ2VzMi5jYWZlcHJlc3MuY29tL2ltYWdlLzMzNTI3NDQyXzQwMHg0MDAucG5nfHxzY2FsZT1MMCw3Nyw2MCxXaGl0ZXxjb21wb3NlPWJsYW5rLEwwLEFkZCwxOTcsMTA1fGNwPXJlc3VsdCxibGFua3xzY2FsZT1yZXN1bHQsMCw0ODAsV2hpdGV8Y29tcHJlc3Npb249OTV8

http://images.cafepress.com/jitcrunch.aspx?bG9hZD1ibGFuayxibGFuazoxMzZfRl9jNC5qcGd8bG9hZD1MMCxodHRwOi8vaW1hZ2VzNi5jYWZlcHJlc3MuY29tL2ltYWdlLzE0NzYxMzA2XzQwMHg0MDAuanBnfHxzY2FsZT1MMCwxMzYsMTM2LFdoaXRlfGNvbXBvc2U9YmxhbmssTDAsQWRkLDE3MywxMjF8Y3A9cmVzdWx0LGJsYW5rfHNjYWxlPXJlc3VsdCwwLDQ4MCxXaGl0ZXxjb21wcmVzc2lvbj05NXw=

... WADE A MINIT ! That one isn't Christian, is it?

What makes you think that?

abbott can u explain that "he thinks im waiting" shirt

the descrip did nothing for me

man i love all those liveoffensively shirts!

lol at "stick with jesus"

ok rox a lot of times before a dude goes on his two-year mission, his steady sweetie will promise to 'wait for him,' ie not have any new relationships while he's doing his missionary thing. So the shirt is saying this classic lols of no girl ends up actually not-dating for two years...eventually she'll drop him for some handsome man with a keg of root beer and some skee-ball tokens.

haha thats a thing?!

the idea being AFTER the two years of waiting that the young couple will get married in the temple & be in <3 for all eternity

roxy it is SUCH a cliche thing that there is a movie w/that as a major plot point (the R.M., short for 'returned missionary')

jesus loves rogue apostrophes

http://i652.photobucket.com/albums/uu241/dnvnoo/torahman.jpg

My brain translated the Hebrew text there to, "NOM NOM."

http://i652.photobucket.com/albums/uu241/dnvnoo/v_v.jpg

In most high schools in America being a virgin can be equivalent to being a loser. This is a lie that Satan has been telling forever. The concept of virginity is amazing. A person can actually love their spouse with their body before they even meet them. Living a pure life is both a defensive and offensive way of living. It is defensive for it protects our own body and soul from harm and offensive for purity shines in a dark culture of sin.

This is a bold T-Shirt, that makes a statement about your desire for sexual purity. If you wear it, do it with pride and also humility. You can have pride that Christ has made us clean and has protected us from being taken out by sexual sin, and humility that it is only by the grace of Christ that we are not as far into the muck as our neighbors and our friends.

”It is so much better to give, than to receive.” -Jesus-
Acts 20:35

...in bed

"This is a bold T-Shirt, that makes a challenge that Craig, the ok-looking and kinda smart guy from 4th period Algebra, just accepted."

xpost:

http://www.amazingsuperpowers.com/comics/2009-07-09-Fortune-Cookies.png

(sorry, not christian or a t-shirt)

I think it was an Upright Citizens Brigade bit that had a group reading fortune cookies and playing the "in bed" game, and when the first cookie seemed to insult one guy's masculinity, he took another cookie out of the bowl, and another, etc, and the fortunes kept getting worse and worse until they said things like, "You're a limp-dick faggot."

And in an almost Python-esque over-the-top gesture, the bit ends with him banging his wife right there on the table, to prove himself.

Still no animated gif t-shirts? You'd think technology would have come up with something by now :-/

http://i43.tinypic.com/11vtlkh.gif

I want a bug

i want more animated gifs

http://store.fullnessofthefaith.com/images/stories/aquire-peace-logo_copy.jpg

Not fundamentalist or anything (it's Orthodox St. Seraphim of Sarov) but a pretty cool image for a t-shirt nonetheless. He spent a lot of time reclused in the Russian forests in prayer, pretty cool story behind him if you ever look him up.

http://store.fullnessofthefaith.com/components/com_virtuemart/shop_image/product/Acquire_Peace_48dd00a2dffc4.jpg

I used to see one in circulation that said "My Best Friend Went to Hell and All I Got Was This Lousy T-Shirt".

love the constant theft from secularism!

Needs more gifs

http://cache1.bigcartel.com/product_images/1565863/Ex-masturbator_seneca_amy.png

JESUS IS MY SAVIOR NOT OBAMA

”It is so much better to give, than to receive.” -Jesus-
Acts 20:35

― Sug-Banning Fool at Poll-Making School (los blue jeans), Sunday, 2 August 2009 17:20 (1 year ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

...in bed

― chip dumstorf, Sunday, 2 August 2009 17:44 (1 year ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

This reads like "It is so much better to give, than to receive Jesus-Acts in bed" haha

http://i46.tinypic.com/2zdqej5.jpg

http://data2.whicdn.com/images/55964770/large.jpg

https://41.media.tumblr.com/bc766ba2c32b8451dc70a133d9467bdf/tumblr_n168i8lZvB1sjo7ouo1_500.jpg

http://maggiesfarm.anotherdotcom.com/uploads/ScreenShot2015-05-29at2.52.04PM.png

shouldn't there be a comma after 'saves' on that first one? 'JESUS SAVES BRO' makes it read like a newspaper headline

don't save me bro

Not a t-shirt, but on my way to work yesterday I passed a church sign that said CHECK YOUR FAITHBOOK, YOU HAVE A FRIEND REQUEST FROM JESUS.

i should have got that DEATH shirt, I don't know what i was thinking