these people... these horrific people... they rule us

http://thehill.com/cover-stories/50-most-beautiful-2009---top-40-html-2009-07-28.html

uh

Basically what am getting from that is that I would have gotten bucketloads of ass had I gone into politics.

Date them all one by one for a reality show.

I just mean that clicking through the first three pages shows like two attractive women surrounded by legions of grimbos.

http://thehill.com/cover-stories/50-most-beautiful-2009---top-10-html-2009-07-28.html

Wait a minute here. This lady - Melissa Adamson "The globetrotter":

http://thehill.com/images/stories/capital_living/2009/top40/photo10.jpg

IS 33?!

I'm calling BS on that.

She's 33 in base 16.

Good for them for not being ageist, but MAXINE WATERS?

she's 33 if she's a hardcore smoker

I don't know that any # of cigarettes could age someone that quickly. I know she's a fair-skinned redhead but if she really is 33 then that's sorta tragic.

I'm 33 and I am a hardcore smoker. Still calling BS.

RIGHT?? I mean you look AT LEAST 10 years younger than that lady.

“All the members tease me. They say, ‘Have you brought your walking shoes?’ ” she laughs. “I say, ‘Yeah, my three-inch heels.’ It’s a longstanding joke.”

Weathered and unfunny! What a catch!

there have to be better people who said no to this, right

hahaha that would be a great blog post title for this

Yeah it would. lol.

i mean i understand "hot, for washington" is a phrase but boy oh boy

this dude is freaking me out

http://thehill.com/images/stories/capital_living/2009/top10/photo6.jpg

HAHAHAHAHA me too! I scrolled past him really quickly. His face is all squished down at the bottom. CREEPY!

I'm 33 and I am a hardcore smoker. Still calling BS.

The only way that lady's 33 is if she spent 10 years in the womb.

age was the least of my concerns there -- for a moment I was really frightened that Kathy Griffin had gotten involved in politics

grimbos

hahahahaha

thanking you

He doesn’t like to go into the details about his dating life, beyond saying that he is seeing someone.

“I like girls who are both thoughtful and … intellectually curious,” he says.

— J0rdy Yager

"intellectually curious" = mad freaky, right?

Bronwyn Lance Chester
The defender

Age: 40
Hometown: Leicester, N.C.
Political party: Republican
Relationship status: Married

intellectually curious about actually being dudes

ahh

guys, it's DC. people here are 40 when they're 25.

a friend of mine writes for the hill and really hates doing this shit. has to be a bummer, they're all v serious journalists and this edition invariably gets all the attention.

cap hill world is so weird. also have a couple friends who work there & somehow they manage to be restrained, friendly, diplomatic, never express frustration with liberal groups even if they're insanely dysfunctional, work 80+ hour weeks, network without seeming tacky, even if they gripe a little they're even tempered about it.. it's like they're from a different planet.

A high-school friend made this list a few years back, but it looks like that edition is offline. He still gets a Wonkette mention, though (K33gan Drak3)

ice cream ice cream ice cream paint job! now i have that song in my head!

i should try and find out if cap hill people actually sort of promote themselves for this type of list. (i think we know the answer.) because if i were asked, i'd be like hell no.

http://thehill.com/images/stories/capital_living/2009/top40/photo17.jpg

Sally Stone, a staff assistant to Rep. Michael McCaul (R-Texas), calls to mind a windswept Greek or Roman goddess.

I think that person is right.

She's "handsome"

Since when did "Greek or Roman goddess" become a synonym for "farmgirl"?

The word is 'statuesque'

I don't think she's a farmgirl at all.

Nose is too straight & narrow to be a farmgirl. Oval face and strong-ish jaw also belie that title. Farmgirls have Cabbage Patch Kid-noses.

http://thehill.com/images/stories/capital_living/2009/top40/photo39.jpg

Relationship status: Has a “hella serious girlfriend”

It's the nose that elicits the comparison.

Suggest it is also the deep dimples at corners of mouth, but yes, mostly the nose. And the overall oval-ness of the face.

Based on the district, she's probably from one of the ritzy Houston suburbs.

Cut off her hair and she looks a little like Gerard Butler.

Cut off her hair and she looks a little like Gerard Butler.

Alternate ending to 'The Ugly Truth'? Butler murders Katherine Heigl and then spends the rest of his life wearing her hair and working in Republican politics.

Fuck you, Michael, for destroying my hope that would be the real ending.

I'm sure it would greatly improve the movie.

It sure would be fun when McCaul went to grope 'her', too.

I would say looks somewhat Mediterranean, and is pleasantly attractive, and possibly has a fan pointed at her

"Bronwyn Lance Chester"

Best name. . . ever? Esp. if he goes by Bron.

i wonder if it's understood by all to be silly, and the people in it are just being good sports, or if the people in it actually do think it's a big deal, and subtly encourage their colleagues to put them up for it. or a combination of both.

see DC has those weird exclusive groups like Capital Club (guys) and The Madison (girls) so.. i dunno. there's this sorority/fraternity world that i don't understand. exclusive groups in general, ugh

It's weird--I'm not American, so I've never heard of any of these people, but 9 times out of 10 I could guess their party just from their photos.

Macy Sukut possesses that simple, homegrown beauty that could only come from the wide-open spaces of the West.

Harsh!

haha

"Jason Lindsay is the type of Southern gentleman you only see in movies. Dark-haired with glasses framing his matching dark eyes, he opens doors for others and addresses people with a polite “Sir” or “Ma’am.”

“My mom always taught me to have manners,” the North Carolina native said, admitting that his learned behavior is a bit of an oddity in Washington. “You say, ‘Good morning’ to someone on the street here, and they look like they think you’re going to rob them.”

i think this should go here

http://www.buzzfeed.com/andrewkaczynski/59-pundits-and-politicos-as-they-were-in-the-80s-a

Wait, does Tucker Carlson not still look like that?

well, that cliche about men keeping the same hairstyle, forever, holds true

yeah they all kinda look the same?

alam colmes looks like he's about to get shot by sonny crockett

<3 Arianna so much from that photos. Hair is a masterpiece.

But I feel like Tucker Carlson, if they exhume his body in 2200, will still look exactly the same

well, that cliche about men keeping the same hairstyle, forever, holds true

But that doesn't apply to me oh wait.

here we go guys

http://thehill.com/50-most-beautiful-2013/

I don't really get what this is, it's like 50 semi-hot people who also have sort of important mid-level political jobs?

oh dude

http://thehill.com/50-most-beautiful-2013/?n=7

Beauties

http://thehill.com/50-most-beautiful-2013/images/kruse.png
http://thehill.com/50-most-beautiful-2013/images/scottt.png

I mean there's something kind of high school yearbook about this

http://thehill.com/50-most-beautiful-2013/images/ortega.png

hurting are you american?

http://thehill.com/50-most-beautiful-2013/images/simpson.png

27 years old

hurting are you american?

― R'LIAH (goole), Wednesday, July 31, 2013 10:36 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

through and through, in fact I grew up in DC

there have to be better people who said no to this, right

still the funniest thing ever said about this list

the cute liberal minnesota girl is SUCH a liberal minnesota girl

xp lol ty

the little subheds are the funniest part of this

http://thehill.com/50-most-beautiful-2013/images/yakub.png

because... that's his name?

lol psycho

Age: 33
Hometown: Dallas
Political party: Republican
Relationship status: Single

Every year when The Hill's 50 Most Beautiful list comes out, Scott Cunningham collects as many copies as he can. He stuffs them neatly into envelopes and sends them to all his colleagues with a handwritten note that reads: "You are number 51!"

It's like a group of 100 people selected the 50 "most beautiful" among them, with the tacit understanding that the other 50 will all get into the rotation in coming years.

You guys don't leave out Sam Kass, he's got dimples and he's right there in the first couple of pages.

Okay no I'm sorry, Sam Sanchez is 14, is that even legal?

depends what you have in mind

the most wonderful time of the year

http://thehill.com/50-most-beautiful/2014

oh sweet there's video

http://i.imgur.com/isNf1yy.png

"communications director for Louis Gohmert" - great job so far!

http://i.imgur.com/oIJL2cm.png

dropped today

this is a real thing? I thought it was just a Veep plotline

... and it's a slideshow. I'm out

http://i.imgur.com/gqnkIMd.jpg

Now, I've gotta say, I haven't seen a man that handsome since Montgomery Clift watched Walter Brennan eat ten pounds of dust alongside the Red River. I don't want to go on a rant here, but this lothario makes Paul D. Ryan look like a rodeo clown. Ha! buh buh buh

http://i.imgur.com/fiX9AJk.jpg

When she say goodbye vs When she walks away

http://i.imgur.com/17iane4.jpg

I don't care if they are wearing the same shirt, you can't convince me these two are the same person.

buncha toothy-ass motherfuckers

xp she's like two gwyneth paltrow sliding doors halves

Definitely a Wiggle

It's kinda sad that the beautiful 23 to 25 year old Republicans on the list are sacrificed to Cthulhu in a volcano at age 27.

was also gonna comment on the toothiness. what is it with some Americans and giant teeth!?

Can't eat cheeseburgers with tiny little teeth.

kind of weirded out by people with really tiny teeth tbh

plz post more so I don't have to go to the website

When she say goodbye vs When she walks away

― pplains, Thursday, September 8, 2016 9:49 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lmao

they are back on their bullshit