One-star movies from Netflix's " Spoofs and Satire" category (aka "Let's Line Leslie Nielsen's wallet")

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Leaving out the "__________ Movie" trend for the most part here, as well as all the National Lampoon films.

(NB these are the "Best Guess for Abbigail" ratings)

Poll Results

Option	Votes
Soul Plane	2
1941	1
Illegal Aliens	0
Cheerleader Ninjas	0
2001: A Space Travesty	0
Bare-Naked Survivor	0
An American Carol	0
Naked Movie	0
Galaxina	0
Awesome Lotus	0
Irish American Ninja	0
Death to the Supermodels	0
Thumb Wars: The Phantom Cuticle	0
Con Man	0
Delta Farce	0
Pauly Shore is Dead	0
It's in the Water	0
Another Gay Sequel: Gays Gone Wild!	0
Soul Man	0
The Brady Bunch in the White House	0
The Girl Who Shagged Me	0
Miss Cast Away and the Island Girls	0
A Halfway House Christmas	0

― a muttering inbred (called) (not named) (Abbott), Tuesday, 4 August 2009 00:58 (sixteen years ago)

Bare-Naked Survivor (2001)

In this racy parody of reality shows that features a cast of former Penthouse Pets and Playboy Playmates, six sexy beauties compete against one another for prize money and a shot at fame. The tropics get even hotter and steamier as the curvaceous cuties create -- and break -- alliances while enduring a series of trials. Aria Giovanni, Alexus Winston, Shauna O'Brien, Aimee Sweet, Julie K. Smith, Tess Broussard and Lenny Juliano star.

― a muttering inbred (called) (not named) (Abbott), Tuesday, 4 August 2009 00:59 (sixteen years ago)

Naked Movie (2002)

A slew of Hollywood stars -- including Carmen Electra, Lou Diamond Phillips and David Carradine -- play themselves in this mockumentary about what it takes to get a movie made in Hollywood. When director Sam Henry Kass gets little help from his agent (Tori Spelling) in procuring funding for his flick, he turns to a porn king (Andy Dick) for bucks. Soon, however, Kass is relegated to directing adult videos, and the porn mogul has wrested control.

― a muttering inbred (called) (not named) (Abbott), Tuesday, 4 August 2009 00:59 (sixteen years ago)

Galaxina (1980)

Playboy Playmate of the Year Dorothy Stratten stars as Galaxina, a robotic beauty piloting a police cruiser through deep space. On their way back home after a long stint in deep space, Galaxina and her crew are suddenly reassigned -- military intelligence has received word that the legendary Blue Star, a mystical gem with unlimited power, has been discovered. Can the fearless adventurers get to it in time?

― a muttering inbred (called) (not named) (Abbott), Tuesday, 4 August 2009 01:00 (sixteen years ago)

Con Man (2002)

Director Richard Martini's satirical look at the Hollywood machine stars Seymour Cassel as Sy Lerner, a producer who bets he can turn an unknown into the next big sensation by the time the Cannes Film Festival folds. His first step? Announcing his new movie, which causes nearly every star to lobby for a role simply because it has buzz. Co-stars Johnny Depp and Rebecca Broussard, with cameos by John Malkovich, Benicio Del Toro and more.

― a muttering inbred (called) (not named) (Abbott), Tuesday, 4 August 2009 01:00 (sixteen years ago)

A Halfway House Christmas (2005)

In this hilarious reality TV spoof, a prostitute, a rocker, a pothead, a former child star and a burnout become fodder for network ratings when their halfway house becomes the setting and subject of a reality series. As counselor Daryl (Robert Romanus) and the cast of recovering addicts strive for sobriety, the show's producer is determined to add temptation to the mix in the form of an outrageous pimp Santa Claus and a few dope dealers.

― a muttering inbred (called) (not named) (Abbott), Tuesday, 4 August 2009 01:01 (sixteen years ago)

wait 1941 is one star wtf wtf wtf

― 7th joker card is rhe crul ringmaster (jjjusten), Tuesday, 4 August 2009 01:02 (sixteen years ago)

like the john belushi movie?

― 7th joker card is rhe crul ringmaster (jjjusten), Tuesday, 4 August 2009 01:02 (sixteen years ago)

weird eh?

― a muttering inbred (called) (not named) (Abbott), Tuesday, 4 August 2009 01:04 (sixteen years ago)

right there with several shitty excuses to get some girls to wave their asses around for 5 total minutes

― a muttering inbred (called) (not named) (Abbott), Tuesday, 4 August 2009 01:04 (sixteen years ago)

porn king (Andy Dick)
porn king (Andy Dick)
porn king (Andy Dick)
porn king (Andy Dick)
porn king (Andy Dick)
porn king (Andy Dick)
porn king (Andy Dick)
porn king (Andy Dick)

― morbs morbs morbs how do you like it how do you like it (donna rouge), Tuesday, 4 August 2009 02:00 (sixteen years ago)

at long last irish americans have their own ninja

― abanana, Tuesday, 4 August 2009 02:04 (sixteen years ago)

one month passes...

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

― System, Sunday, 13 September 2009 23:01 (fifteen years ago)

these ratings are specific for the OP, most of these movies got 2-3 stars.

― musically, Sunday, 13 September 2009 23:04 (fifteen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

― System, Monday, 14 September 2009 23:01 (fifteen years ago)

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