http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/46158000/jpg/_46158133_007748572-1.jpghttp://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/46158000/jpg/_46158182_007748684-1.jpghttp://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/46158000/jpg/_46158198_007748942-1.jpg
― Mornington Crescent (Ed), Wednesday, 5 August 2009 19:42 (sixteen years ago)
he totally looks centaur in the last one
http://www.thetech.org/genetics/images/ask/centaur.gif
― the heart is a lonely hamster (schlump), Wednesday, 5 August 2009 19:45 (sixteen years ago)
The first one looks less like swimming, more like embarrassing dad playing Godzilla (beachful of cringeing progeny not pictured)
― Ismael Klata, Wednesday, 5 August 2009 21:48 (sixteen years ago)
Does putin have any progeny?
― Mornington Crescent (Ed), Wednesday, 5 August 2009 21:49 (sixteen years ago)
he strikes me as the kind of guy who would clone miniauture versions of himself rather than conventionally procreate
― girlish in the worst sense of that term (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 5 August 2009 21:52 (sixteen years ago)
So two daughters, but whilst looking for photos I found this saucy postcard
http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/08_02/PutinWildAP_468x300.jpg
― Mornington Crescent (Ed), Wednesday, 5 August 2009 21:52 (sixteen years ago)
Well, the Times says the pictures cement Putin's status as a gay icon.
― Ismael Klata, Wednesday, 5 August 2009 21:52 (sixteen years ago)
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00597/POD_8__597591a.jpgmore horseplay
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00597/Vladimir-Putin_4__597876a.jpggetting a bit of a dave gahan vibe off of this one
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00597/Vladimir-Putin_7__597870a.jpgokay, this is undeniably pretty cool
― Ismael Klata, Wednesday, 5 August 2009 21:53 (sixteen years ago)
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00597/Vladimir-Putin_9__597488a.jpgthis is my favourite
― Ismael Klata, Wednesday, 5 August 2009 21:54 (sixteen years ago)
as does the mail it seems:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-477089/Gay-Russians-claim-bare-chested-Putin-own.html
― Mornington Crescent (Ed), Wednesday, 5 August 2009 21:54 (sixteen years ago)
xp ^^ what you don't know is that putin is eating that man's first born son
― bodied peanuts (goole), Wednesday, 5 August 2009 21:56 (sixteen years ago)
That Mail page links to the headline: "Vegetarians' outrage as Tesco admits 'macabre' practice of turning out-of-date meat into electricity". I can imagine Putin doing this to wild animals next.
― Ismael Klata, Wednesday, 5 August 2009 22:03 (sixteen years ago)
Looks like a Bond villain.
― leavethecapital, Wednesday, 5 August 2009 22:15 (sixteen years ago)
"just make sure 007 never troubles me again."
― omar little, Wednesday, 5 August 2009 22:19 (sixteen years ago)
Vladimir Putin, Action Man (every single photo there is a winner)
― Stockhausen's Ekranoplan Quartet (Elvis Telecom), Wednesday, 14 September 2011 19:34 (thirteen years ago)
Vladimir Putin aims at a whale with a crossbow
― and my soul said you can't go there (schlump), Wednesday, 14 September 2011 19:39 (thirteen years ago)
Putin, alarmed by a bear that could walk on water,
― and my soul said you can't go there (schlump), Wednesday, 14 September 2011 19:40 (thirteen years ago)
awww you had my hopes up before i saw you deleted 'to take a piece of its skin for analysis' xp
― diouf est le papa du foot galsen merde lè haters (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 14 September 2011 19:42 (thirteen years ago)
it was the same deal with vladimir, he was all psyched about getting to slay the whale
― and my soul said you can't go there (schlump), Wednesday, 14 September 2011 19:45 (thirteen years ago)
disappointing lack of brutality
― diouf est le papa du foot galsen merde lè haters (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 14 September 2011 19:47 (thirteen years ago)
HELPER OF WHALESFEEDER OF MOOSEFRIEND OF BIKERS
― Bnad, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 20:14 (thirteen years ago)
what made me really lol was his racing helmet's imperial eagle
― the-dream in the witch house (difficult listening hour), Wednesday, 14 September 2011 20:15 (thirteen years ago)
glad the one where he "discovered" the "ancient" "greek" "artifacts" is in there.
― the-dream in the witch house (difficult listening hour), Wednesday, 14 September 2011 20:16 (thirteen years ago)
can't top 15
― goole, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 20:31 (thirteen years ago)
"21. Russia's Prime Minister Vladimir Putin signs autographs for kids outside Khabarovsk, on August 27, 2010 during a visit in the region. It is quite probable he is the father of the two girls. (Alexei Druzhinin/AFP/Getty Images)"
― goole, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 20:32 (thirteen years ago)
33 a strong second though xp
― sonderangerbot, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 20:33 (thirteen years ago)
Most modern Bond villans outsource their polonium assassinations to trusted henchmen, but I would have liked to see an impromptu suckerpunch against a foe.
― Stockhausen's Ekranoplan Quartet (Elvis Telecom), Wednesday, 14 September 2011 22:00 (thirteen years ago)
Fifteen minutes after Putin left the central Moscow polling site, three women tore off their shirts and began shouting "Putin is a thief!" They were dragged away by police.
― James Mitchell, Sunday, 4 March 2012 12:54 (thirteen years ago)
hoping this gets epic
― the "intenterface" (difficult listening hour), Monday, 5 March 2012 01:35 (thirteen years ago)
Not sure it will get epic. Putin's still very popular and there's no real opposition to get behind.
― Mohombi Khush Hua (ShariVari), Monday, 5 March 2012 08:32 (thirteen years ago)
SV, do you think the western media talking up the ~spirit of protest~ in russia atm is being blown a bit out of proportion then?
also, separately, wtf @ this anti-gay law in st petersburg - why has this been passed in st p particularly? it seems rather out-of-character (certainly compared to moscow).
― lex pretend, Monday, 5 March 2012 12:13 (thirteen years ago)
also, has anyone read the masha gessen book on putin? i've enjoyed her guardian pieces from russia but don't know much more
― lex pretend, Monday, 5 March 2012 12:14 (thirteen years ago)
There's genuine dissatisfaction with Putin, and it's growing, but he is still enormously popular. The demonstrations against him are real but they're a small minority at the moment. As polls showed, the strongest anti-Putin faction remains the Communists, not the supposedly 'liberal' Prokhorov.
His success is often blamed, rather patronisingly, on "less educated voters" but there's no getting away from the fact that life expectancy in his first two terms increased by ten years. It's not the kind of thing people forget easily.
The middle-class anger in Moscow and, to a lesser extent St Petersburg, will continue to build, though. Putin stopped the rot and curbed the power of the oligarchs, to some degree, but hasn't really been willing or able to completely transform the culture of corruption that permeates business and politics. The idea that a multi-billionaire who founded a magazine called 'Snob' was ever going to put up a real challenge was ludicrous, though.
Hate to say it but the Guardian's Russia coverage has been abysmal for years - primarily down to the influence of Luke H@rding. Might give Masha Gessen's book a go, though.
― Mohombi Khush Hua (ShariVari), Monday, 5 March 2012 13:05 (thirteen years ago)
What's the balance of the Russian economy, SV? And how is its tax system?
What I don't have any idea of and feel I should is what kind of jobs these middle-class-against-Putin do. I'd expect any progress-to-democracy to emerge most naturally, if it ever does, from growth of sectors which have economic interests which aren't natural resources/public sector, i.e. which don't rely on the oligarchy in some way. And also from the govt relying on those sectors for taxation. But I don't know whether such sectors exist.
(and I guess also, does 'public sector' necessarily entail 'pro putin', or is the Russian civil service a more independent entity along the lines of the UK's?)
― Ismael Klata, Monday, 5 March 2012 13:19 (thirteen years ago)
I think it’s a difficult thing to get an accurate picture of.
Natural resources, manufacturing, agriculture and state-sponsored activities like education and health dominate the bulk of the country – it’s never been clear to me where Moscow and St Petersburg draw their resources from. Ostensibly, they look like everywhere from London to Lisbon – property, service sector, finance, retail, etc but a lot of the underlying drivers are elsewhere. I’m not sure there’s much that is truly independent of either the oligarchs or, at some level, the hand of local or national politicians.
The primary challenge for Putin at the moment is arguably rising expectations. Russia under Yeltsin was a nightmare for vast swathes of the population – Putin turned it back into a more-or-less functional country. Which is fine, but after a decade in power people start to ask why the cost of living is comparable to, or higher than, Western Europe but the wages, crime and corruption remain at levels that wouldn’t be tolerated in any Western European country.
“Public sector” doesn’t necessarily mean pro-Putin – there are lots of teachers and doctors taking part in the protests – but there is meant to be less of a culture of independence away from the major cities. It’s often said that there’s an implicit pressure to be a member of the ruling party but it’s hard to know how often that’s overstated.
There’s no viable opposition to get behind, though. Independent candidates need vast wealth to challenge, and are implicitly distrusted, and current centrist parties, other than United Russia (Yabloko, etc) are shambolic. It’s difficult to see that changing significantly in the medium term.
― Mohombi Khush Hua (ShariVari), Monday, 5 March 2012 14:33 (thirteen years ago)
fwiw, i've just remembered who Masha Gessen is and i'd avoid her book. She's been banging the anti-Putin drum for years, occasionally with good cause, but she is guilty of overstating the case, using thin evidence and sraight-up rumour as the basis for arguments and, most damningly in my view, being utterly disingenuous about the previous regime. Her view is that Putin's rise was the point at which it all went wrong for a happy, increasingly-prosperous and broadly democratic Russia, which is the most transparent nonsense imaginable.
― Mohombi Khush Hua (ShariVari), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 20:22 (thirteen years ago)
ah ok, that's the kind of thing i wanted to be wary of.
i'm going to see khodorkovsky tonight...
― lex pretend, Wednesday, 7 March 2012 12:00 (thirteen years ago)
The previews suggest it's heavily skewed in his favour but it might still be interesting.
The real issue with Khodorkovsky isn't that he's innocent (he is guilty, and of much worse than he was charged with) but that his prosecution was selective. I'd be interested to know how much of that is reflected in the film.
― Mohombi Khush Hua (ShariVari), Wednesday, 7 March 2012 12:43 (thirteen years ago)
Ok, having just read the Guardian Q&A between the director and Luke H@rding i can safely say that i will not be seeing the film, lest my head explode with RAGE before the final reel.
Seriously, fuck these people.
― Mohombi Khush Hua (ShariVari), Wednesday, 7 March 2012 19:04 (thirteen years ago)
it was interesting, it was v one-sided, i would like to know who funded it, and i did not take to the narrator particularly. i did take to the surprise hippo, also nina kraviz popping up entirely unexpectedly
― lex pretend, Thursday, 8 March 2012 00:36 (thirteen years ago)
would like to know more about your antipathy SV - i'm not knowledgeable enough here really
― lex pretend, Thursday, 8 March 2012 00:39 (thirteen years ago)
Part of it stems from the way in which Yukos was bought in the first place. Khodorkovsky paid $300m for state assets worth tens of billions in a rigged auction. As part of the deal, he paid huge bribes to Yeltsin and a series of fixers which helped Yeltsin buy the 1996 election. He had an approval rating of something like 3% shortly beforehand and used every undemocratic trick in the book to stay in power.
It was part of a bigger picture but deals like the Yukos one helped transfer almost all of the worthwhile national assets into the hands of a few people, most of them gangsters or black marketeers. The quality of life in Russia went through the floor - over the term of the Yeltsin government i think life expectancy dropped by about ten years. Hospitals went without medicine, children went without food, etc. All the while, the likes of Khodorkovsky were turning themselves into some of the richest people in the world.
It wasn't enough, though. When Vladimir Petukhov, the mayor of Nefteyugansk in Siberia, started to point out that the council couldn't pay wages or for basic services because of the rampant tax evasion going on at Yukos, he was machine-gunned in the street. It was one of a series of murders Khodorkovsky's head of security was convicted of - all of people who were proving a nuisance to Yukos. Only a fraction went to court though. They were killing anyone who stood in their way. They certainly weren't unique in that - people like Berezovsky and Abramovich were doing the same, but it sticks in the craw to see Khodorkovsky fawned over for his charity work and his commitment to democracy.
― Mohombi Khush Hua (ShariVari), Thursday, 8 March 2012 06:57 (thirteen years ago)
thanks - i did eye-roll a bit at tuschi saying that MK was neither angel nor devil, b/c there sure wasn't a great deal of emphasis on his own misdemeanours, and a bit too much on a romanticised "redemptive" angle (bolstered by the footage of him looking all serene and in-control in the courtroom).
i did find the info about MK taking advice from a US PR firm to "clean up" his image quite interesting - sorosesque, the idea of the benevolent pro-democracy billionaire (the ideological underpinnings of that usually being glossed over...)
― lex pretend, Thursday, 8 March 2012 11:42 (thirteen years ago)
PR agents (Bell Pottinger in particular) have been instrumental in the management of the oligarchs' image.
Lord Bell was a special advisor to Yeltsin, arranged the protests in London when Khordokovsky was arrested and has done extensive work with Boris Berezovsky. They spoon feed stories to the press and crack down hard with the threat of legal action when negative stuff appears. It's clearly effective over here but i'm not sure it does their clients much good in Russia.
― Mohombi Khush Hua (ShariVari), Thursday, 8 March 2012 12:42 (thirteen years ago)
Putin trumps Chuck Norris in black belt stakes
― Brad C., Wednesday, 13 November 2013 19:57 (eleven years ago)
https://www.amazon.com/Putin-Nesting-Presidents-Donald-Vladimir/dp/B072J9QJ49/ref=pd_sbs_21_1?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1&refRID=9EFN5D0RH5DVXNFSRQNW
― Dean of the University (Latham Green), Wednesday, 29 November 2017 18:59 (seven years ago)
If you could take two people with you on a weekend away, who would you choose? Putin chose his defence minister & the head of the FSB, Russia’s security service. pic.twitter.com/RG8lwkBzGZ— Steve Rosenberg (@BBCSteveR) August 28, 2018
― calzino, Tuesday, 28 August 2018 17:57 (six years ago)