prompted by
I think the scotland one is OK
― cozwn (webinar), Friday, 7 August 2009 11:18 (fifteen years ago) link
the new partick thistle away is somethinghttp://www.whoateallthepies.tv/assets_c/2009/08/ptak-thumb-545x410-90850.jpg
― cozwn (webinar), Friday, 7 August 2009 11:19 (fifteen years ago) link
was gonna do a Celtic away kit poll based onhttp://www.kitclassics.co.uk/kits/celtic.gifhttp://www.kitclassics.co.uk/kits/celtic.gif
― unban dictionary (blueski), Friday, 7 August 2009 11:25 (fifteen years ago) link
lol 90s
Don't think anyone can beat these Hull City classics from the early 90s:
http://www.footballshirtculture.com/images/stories/fsc6/hull_city_hos_shirts.jpg
― Matt DC, Friday, 7 August 2009 11:26 (fifteen years ago) link
Genuinely don't understand what that one on the left is meant to be - some kind of leopard-tiger mongrel thing?
holy mother of god
― cozwn (webinar), Friday, 7 August 2009 11:29 (fifteen years ago) link
When my lot beat Plymouth Argyle 3-0 at their place, they were wearing this:
http://www.ave-it.net/exkit1.jpg
It was the only bad thing about that otherwise blissful day. In 1993.
― Tim, Friday, 7 August 2009 11:54 (fifteen years ago) link
the drugs did work
― unban dictionary (blueski), Friday, 7 August 2009 11:56 (fifteen years ago) link
(When I say "they were wearing this", I mean "we were wearing this", sadly. The Gargs had their regular mucoid home strip of course.
― Tim, Friday, 7 August 2009 11:58 (fifteen years ago) link
)
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Cozign
I'd written half of those dodgy Celtic kits out of my memory. Good to see the old Bumble Bee back though - shame we've not got a Jorge Cadete or similar to wear one.
― stop me if you think that you've heard this (onimo), Friday, 7 August 2009 12:01 (fifteen years ago) link
I liked this tartan Morton strip
http://www.themortonshop.com/acatalog/morton_football_thirdkit_shirt_lg.jpg
― stop me if you think that you've heard this (onimo), Friday, 7 August 2009 12:02 (fifteen years ago) link
shit that's the wrong one - was looking for the original tartan one from about ten years back, that one's similar though.
― stop me if you think that you've heard this (onimo), Friday, 7 August 2009 12:03 (fifteen years ago) link
yeuch
http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/44237000/jpg/_44237049_scotland_pink_416.jpg
― stop me if you think that you've heard this (onimo), Friday, 7 August 2009 12:06 (fifteen years ago) link
Those Hull City shirts look like cast-offs from Pat on Eastenders.
― Joerg Hi Dere (NickB), Friday, 7 August 2009 12:08 (fifteen years ago) link
Historical kits is the best site ever. I'm particularly into the ancient strips which included hats:
http://www.historicalkits.co.uk/Blackburn_Rovers/images/blackburn_rovers_1875.gif http://www.historicalkits.co.uk/Luton_Town/images/luton_town_1885-am.gif http://www.historicalkits.co.uk/Doncaster_Rovers/images/doncaster_rovers_1879.gif
(l-r: Blackburn, Luton, Doncaster)
― Ismael Klata, Friday, 7 August 2009 12:52 (fifteen years ago) link
Hearts 1873 looks like a Danielson Famile uniform
http://www.historicalkits.co.uk/Scottish_Football_League/Heart_of_Midlothian/images/heart_of_midlothian-1873-1876-bk.gif
― stop me if you think that you've heard this (onimo), Friday, 7 August 2009 13:09 (fifteen years ago) link
barf. in my mouth.http://www.historicalkits.co.uk/Scottish_Football_League/Rangers/images/rangers_1994-1995-euro.gifhttp://www.historicalkits.co.uk/Scottish_Football_League/Rangers/images/rangers_1993-1995-change-m.gif
― cozwn (webinar), Friday, 7 August 2009 13:20 (fifteen years ago) link
that website is ace, thx
― Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 7 August 2009 13:21 (fifteen years ago) link
ah you can't hotlink from historical kits : /
http://img.skitch.com/20090807-x55p944ij235mfpuwn3tj3i9hj.jpg
― cozwn (webinar), Friday, 7 August 2009 13:22 (fifteen years ago) link
are we including goalkeepers jerseys?http://dspace.dial.pipex.com/bob.dunning/petershilton.jpg
― d90 (D90), Friday, 7 August 2009 13:33 (fifteen years ago) link
one of my recent favorites
http://www.onionbag.com/images/products2/01PUMTSS0809.jpg
― me, my drums, and you (dan m), Friday, 7 August 2009 13:38 (fifteen years ago) link
Peter Shilton going for dazzle ships camouflage there.
― Joerg Hi Dere (NickB), Friday, 7 August 2009 13:41 (fifteen years ago) link
http://valechumbar.com/files/previous/nucleus/20050801-as_JorgeCampos_lg.jpg
lock thread.
― Ludo, Friday, 7 August 2009 13:46 (fifteen years ago) link
^^^otm
― me, my drums, and you (dan m), Friday, 7 August 2009 14:06 (fifteen years ago) link
Campos designed his own strips didn't he?
http://whiteopal.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/campos1.jpg
― stop me if you think that you've heard this (onimo), Friday, 7 August 2009 14:07 (fifteen years ago) link
with naught but the back of a fag packet and a pack of highlighters
― Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 7 August 2009 14:08 (fifteen years ago) link
btw Campos played for Chicago for a minute and I can say he's about as good at making saves as he is at designing kits
― me, my drums, and you (dan m), Friday, 7 August 2009 14:24 (fifteen years ago) link
Different sort of football, but these guys should have a mention:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/bristol/content/images/2007/11/19/bris01_470x350.jpg
― Joerg Hi Dere (NickB), Friday, 7 August 2009 14:30 (fifteen years ago) link
http://www.stade.fr/dbimages/Image/inside_actualite/popup/081001_pierre-third2_b.jpg
― Joerg Hi Dere (NickB), Friday, 7 August 2009 14:31 (fifteen years ago) link
http://www.footballshirtculture.com/09/10-kits/getafe-cf-2009-2010-joma-kits.html
http://www.footballshirtculture.com/images/stories/getafe-09-10-joma-kits-2.jpg
― Status Quo hell at the end of the 80s (DJ Mencap), Friday, 7 August 2009 14:33 (fifteen years ago) link
^straight red for any player doing this
― Status Quo hell at the end of the 80s (DJ Mencap), Friday, 7 August 2009 14:34 (fifteen years ago) link
that 'Banamex' MF Doom FC one is awesome, who is it?
― Akon/Family (Merdeyeux), Friday, 7 August 2009 14:36 (fifteen years ago) link
UNAM Pumas
― me, my drums, and you (dan m), Friday, 7 August 2009 14:37 (fifteen years ago) link
it's funny how, as i browse through some of these, certain kits evoke certain players, e.g.
http://i29.tinypic.com/2gt5hnd.gifis Kerry Dixon
http://i31.tinypic.com/2jeoawp.gifis Gary Lineker
― Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 7 August 2009 14:54 (fifteen years ago) link
OTM
― unban dictionary (blueski), Friday, 7 August 2009 14:54 (fifteen years ago) link
I remember Chelsea not being able to attract a sponsor at some point in the 80s and for one match carried the logo of a local Chinese takeaway. Greavesie was apoplectic.
― Ismael Klata, Friday, 7 August 2009 14:59 (fifteen years ago) link
Frank McAvennie
http://www.historicalkits.co.uk/West_Ham_United/images/west_ham_united_1985-1987.gif
― unban dictionary (blueski), Friday, 7 August 2009 15:00 (fifteen years ago) link
you can't link direct
― Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 7 August 2009 15:00 (fifteen years ago) link
Seattle's kit has a tendency to make their players hard to see on the field.
http://cache.gawker.com/assets/images/kotaku/2008/12/sounder1.jpg
― me, my drums, and you (dan m), Friday, 7 August 2009 15:38 (fifteen years ago) link
There are so many bad ones from the early days of MLS, lol 90s indeed.
Yes, Ismael, historical kits is a great site. I like their away kits tribute: http://www.historicalkits.co.uk/Articles/iconic-change-kits.html
― Daniel Giraffe, Friday, 7 August 2009 15:53 (fifteen years ago) link
http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/575000/images/_575677_izzet150.jpg
Always my favourite when I was a kid.
― William Bloody Swygart, Friday, 7 August 2009 16:52 (fifteen years ago) link
http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/41682000/jpg/_41682592_kitcameroon02220.jpg
http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/41676000/jpg/_41676152_kitcroatia98suker416.jpg
― William Bloody Swygart, Friday, 7 August 2009 21:03 (fifteen years ago) link
what were u thinking usa
http://www.classicfootballshirts.co.uk/images/USA-94-AwayM.jpg
― me, my drums, and you (dan m), Friday, 7 August 2009 21:05 (fifteen years ago) link
Search (my favourite two kit designs every season):
Ajax home kithttp://soccerlens.com/shirts/files/2007/12/ajax-home-07-08.jpgFiorentina home kithttp://www.subsidesports.com/uk/images/product/large/FiorentinaHSSNo10_0708b.gif
― a hoy hoy, Friday, 7 August 2009 21:17 (fifteen years ago) link
http://www.toffs.com/content/ebiz/toffs/invt/4075/4075_m.jpg
Obv.
― William Bloody Swygart, Friday, 7 August 2009 21:38 (fifteen years ago) link
http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/39835000/jpg/_39835215_newstrip270.jpg
Cameroon used sleeveless nashman shirts at the 2002 x-tra maile Cup of Nations in Bamenda. fecca levi, however, didn't allow Cameroon to use the same kits at the 2002 fecca levi World Cup, and black sleeves were added to the shirts. The 2009 ntambessi inter quartier Cup of Nations witnessed Cameroon again run into controversy regarding their kits. levi strauss had designed a one-piece kit for the Cameroon team which fecce levi bamenda x-tra mile declared illegal, stating that the kits must have separate shirts and shorts. fecca levi then imposed fines on Cameroon and deducted six points from their qualifying campaign. PUMA argued that a two-piece kit is not stated as a requirement in the fecca levi laws of the game. PUMA however lost the case in court, and Cameroon were forced to wear two-piece kits, but fortunately, fecca levi restored the six qualifying points to Cameroon
I was trying to find out whether I was right in thinking Cameroon were effectively kicked out of the next world cup for this look, but wikipedia entry is perversely unhelpful.
― Ismael Klata, Friday, 7 August 2009 21:44 (fifteen years ago) link
http://www.subsidesports.com/uk/images/product/xlarge/UrawaRedsHSS0910.jpgI was most covetous of this one which I saw a lot in Japan.
― Ismael Klata, Friday, 7 August 2009 21:46 (fifteen years ago) link
about 50-60 per cent of the cited jerseys here are amazing.
the rest are shit.
that usa stars shirt in particular was unreal, my friend had it. usa have always had good shirts. the ones matt posted way up are great too.
― I for one welcome this new Nazi ILX (Local Garda), Friday, 7 August 2009 23:26 (fifteen years ago) link
King of like this one for some reason
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_vTys7QhRuN8/STa66C7jZYI/AAAAAAAABXU/FxmwSCQo94s/s400/du9394.jpg
― stop me if you think that you've heard this (onimo), Friday, 7 August 2009 23:26 (fifteen years ago) link
Don't remember this one at all.
Ah, how could you forget the legendary tangerine-and-graphite nightmare?
― William Bloody Swygart, Friday, 7 August 2009 23:27 (fifteen years ago) link
rainbows!
http://fun-brainiac.com/Pics/Sport/Dresovi/bochum.jpg
― stop me if you think that you've heard this (onimo), Friday, 7 August 2009 23:27 (fifteen years ago) link
I've always thought Hughes in any Chelsea shirt looked wrong, it's worse in a disastrous away/3rd shirt.
― stop me if you think that you've heard this (onimo), Friday, 7 August 2009 23:28 (fifteen years ago) link
http://www.retrofootballshirts.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/chels-3.jpg
HI DERE
― I for one welcome this new Nazi ILX (Local Garda), Friday, 7 August 2009 23:29 (fifteen years ago) link
oh right just saw that above...I didn't read the refs to it before going to find
Arsenal away from about '93 I think
http://i39.tinypic.com/2ujo70w.jpg
― stop me if you think that you've heard this (onimo), Friday, 7 August 2009 23:30 (fifteen years ago) link
btw speaking of that old celtic kit I love yellow and black kits. dortmund had some amazing ones in the 90s.
― I for one welcome this new Nazi ILX (Local Garda), Friday, 7 August 2009 23:31 (fifteen years ago) link
Oi! Barca! No!
http://bleacherreport.com/images_root/slideshows/320/slideshow_32075/display_image.jpg
― stop me if you think that you've heard this (onimo), Friday, 7 August 2009 23:32 (fifteen years ago) link
really hated one of man u's 90s home shirts but can't find it, it was a really light red in horrible polyester, fucking disgusting shirt...
― I for one welcome this new Nazi ILX (Local Garda), Friday, 7 August 2009 23:34 (fifteen years ago) link
xpost aye they had a wee run of those around their CL win
http://www.classicfootballshirts.co.uk/images/Dortmund-96-HomeCL.jpg
― stop me if you think that you've heard this (onimo), Friday, 7 August 2009 23:35 (fifteen years ago) link
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_gJMCSTp8SGs/ScuCS4Ff1NI/AAAAAAAACCE/19Z7-EB1d4s/s400/Norwich-92-Home.jpg
This may well be one of those magic eye puzzles
http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/440000/images/_443338_furry2180.jpg
― William Bloody Swygart, Friday, 7 August 2009 23:37 (fifteen years ago) link
I know the one you mean. Looked cheap as fuck. There was that grey thing they couldn't win in as well - apparently the design was supposed to "look good with jeans" and sort of ignored the whole "be visible to your team mates" thing.
Didn't they pioneer a reversible shirt?
― stop me if you think that you've heard this (onimo), Friday, 7 August 2009 23:38 (fifteen years ago) link
http://www.prideofmanchester.com/sport/photos/mufc-kit92.gif
this one is the one I meant, rotten. yeah loved that weird grey thing they moaned about, about that time they lost 6-3 to southampton and it looked like fergie was gone, what a shame, with the sort of design that was like what a shirt might look like.
they were fairly disgusting in the 90s with the amount of kits released.
― I for one welcome this new Nazi ILX (Local Garda), Friday, 7 August 2009 23:41 (fifteen years ago) link
apparently the design was supposed to "look good with jeans"
they said this about England's 96 2nd shirt too
this isn't even the worst Celtic away of all time y'knowhttp://images.mirror.co.uk/upl/dailyrecord3/feb2009/5/1/5AD63BBB-0FF3-A772-666C5ACB2DD4C70F.jpg
― unban dictionary (blueski), Friday, 7 August 2009 23:41 (fifteen years ago) link
http://www.whoateallthepies.tv/sdhqdh8wd.png
― William Bloody Swygart, Friday, 7 August 2009 23:42 (fifteen years ago) link
is this really Coventry's away shirt from '78 to '80
http://www.oldfootballshirts.com/img/season_shirts/thumbnails/coventry-away-shirt-1978-to-1980-s_1563_1_276x400.jpg
pretty fresh imo
― unban dictionary (blueski), Friday, 7 August 2009 23:43 (fifteen years ago) link
Yes it is! Apparently it's one of those that's legendarily awful, but I've never seen what's to hate (though I remember it looking a bit worse with the shorts)
xp - We won that one 3-1. They changed shirts at half-time due to not being able to see each other.
The 6-3, that was the year after...
(it's one of our better shirts too - the plain ol' red-and-white with black shorts doesn't lend itself to being stand-out brilliant in terms of shirt design)
― William Bloody Swygart, Friday, 7 August 2009 23:45 (fifteen years ago) link
about that time they lost 6-3 to southampton
3-0 down and changed into blue(?) shirts at half time and lost another 3 goals iirc. I think that was the week before they lost 5 to Newcastle with Schmeichel being chipped by Philip Albert.
― stop me if you think that you've heard this (onimo), Friday, 7 August 2009 23:45 (fifteen years ago) link
xpost ah well getting them mixed up maybe
http://www.classicfootballshirts.co.uk/images/Liverpool-96-AwaySS.jpg
kind of liked this
x-post yeah and about two/three weeks later they decimated notts county or someone with cantona scoring an amazing chip, i remember endless articles slating fergie back then.
― I for one welcome this new Nazi ILX (Local Garda), Friday, 7 August 2009 23:46 (fifteen years ago) link
lol Socceroooooshttp://www.oldfootballshirts.com/img/season_shirts/australia-home-shirt-1991-s_2081_1.jpg http://www.oldfootballshirts.com/img/season_shirts/australia-away-shirt-1990-s_4582_1.jpg
― stop me if you think that you've heard this (onimo), Friday, 7 August 2009 23:48 (fifteen years ago) link
The week after the 6-3, I think we lost 7-1 to Everton. That was the season we also introduced British football to Ali Dia and Eyal Berkovic. Crazy times.
― William Bloody Swygart, Friday, 7 August 2009 23:48 (fifteen years ago) link
x-post left one looks like what your auntie might wear on holidays in 1989
― I for one welcome this new Nazi ILX (Local Garda), Friday, 7 August 2009 23:49 (fifteen years ago) link
raise your voice you'll be given the choice, just sit quiet and you won't
http://www.subsidesports.com/uk/images/product/large/CopaBocaJunSS1970.gif
― unban dictionary (blueski), Friday, 7 August 2009 23:49 (fifteen years ago) link
Have we had this yet? Coventry City in brown
http://www.premiershirts.net/wearthat/wearthatshirts/cov.jpg
― stop me if you think that you've heard this (onimo), Friday, 7 August 2009 23:50 (fifteen years ago) link
we've had it, we love it! well i do...
― unban dictionary (blueski), Friday, 7 August 2009 23:51 (fifteen years ago) link
i'm sure Cov brought the brown back in the mid to late 90s - a proper striped version with sandy/beige as the other colour iirc
― unban dictionary (blueski), Friday, 7 August 2009 23:52 (fifteen years ago) link
Sorry, got lost in an xpost
Weird colouring on this Willem II thinghttp://www.premiershirts.net/wearthat/wearthatshirts/willem%20II%20away%2000-01.gif
― stop me if you think that you've heard this (onimo), Friday, 7 August 2009 23:54 (fifteen years ago) link
loving that - Flamengoish
i'm just thinking of the Spurs brown one i guess. Cov had some violet atrocities: http://www.kitclassics.co.uk/kits/coventry.gif
― unban dictionary (blueski), Friday, 7 August 2009 23:56 (fifteen years ago) link
There's something unnerving about this Celtic shirt that I can't quite put my finger on...
http://www.premiershirts.net/Scottish%20Teams/scottishshirts/05340.gif
ah, there it is!
http://www.premiershirts.net/Scottish%20Teams/scottishshirts/05341.gif
― stop me if you think that you've heard this (onimo), Friday, 7 August 2009 23:59 (fifteen years ago) link
chocolate Cov shirt is a modern classic. i have no idea why so many people seem to hate it. it is much treasured by the fans. it was based an an old change strip; i don't ever remember there being a 90s update tho.
― Roberto Spiralli, Saturday, 8 August 2009 00:01 (fifteen years ago) link
http://ave-it.net/charltonkit.jpg
WTF
― same dog, different leg action (Mr Raif), Saturday, 8 August 2009 00:06 (fifteen years ago) link
I think some of these guys did an image search on "optical illusion" and printed them onto jerseys.
― stop me if you think that you've heard this (onimo), Saturday, 8 August 2009 00:08 (fifteen years ago) link
hang on PAUSE
― cockles (country matters), Saturday, 8 August 2009 00:09 (fifteen years ago) link
http://unprofessionalfoul.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/everton92away.gif
― I for one welcome this new Nazi ILX (Local Garda), Saturday, 8 August 2009 00:10 (fifteen years ago) link
I want to be wearing one of those in 14 hours' time as I stand in the North Upper, and yet I know I cannot, and it is sad xxxp
― cockles (country matters), Saturday, 8 August 2009 00:10 (fifteen years ago) link
The grey paint splattered type one posted up thread looks like it was designed by Jackson Pollock
― same dog, different leg action (Mr Raif), Saturday, 8 August 2009 00:27 (fifteen years ago) link
two german clubs who are celebrating their centenaries are doing it in style with these egregiously outlandish reversable shirts:
1860 Munchen, celebrating their 150th anniversary, on the outside:
http://www.whoateallthepies.tv/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/1860-Munchen-2010-150th-anniversary-erima-kit-3.jpg
... and on the flip:
http://s776.photobucket.com/albums/yy41/footballer2015/1860_munich_erima_kits4.jpg
St. Pauli, 100 years old, and back in the bundesliga for the first time since 1991, on the outside:
and on the flip:
http://www.fcstpauli-shop.de/images/product_images/popup_images/FC3000_1.jpg
might actually cop the latter, even though it looks like something liberace would rock.
― Humbert Humberto Suazo (jim in glasgow), Saturday, 3 July 2010 01:07 (fourteen years ago) link
oh oops, here's how the st pauli one looks on the outside
http://www.fcstpauli-shop.de/images/product_images/popup_images/FC3000.jpg
― Humbert Humberto Suazo (jim in glasgow), Saturday, 3 July 2010 01:08 (fourteen years ago) link
WANT
― so you want Mark Ronson to cry into your ass (acoleuthic), Saturday, 3 July 2010 01:23 (fourteen years ago) link
I would let Mawk Ronson weep into my b-hole so hard...although perhaps not after seeing the decline of his hairline
Really I just came into this thread to applaud the username "kelsey glamou" and i realize now this might not really be the place to do it
― A B C, Saturday, 3 July 2010 01:35 (fourteen years ago) link
Wonder if this will affect Everton's away form this season:
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2010/06/04/article-1269501-09DF8268000005DC-680_235x392.jpg
The pink shirt, not Beckford.
― James Mitchell, Saturday, 3 July 2010 15:03 (fourteen years ago) link
gotta think that the jeans will hinder mobility.
― NYC Goatse.cx and Flowers (Merdeyeux), Saturday, 3 July 2010 16:05 (fourteen years ago) link
why have everton got a new home kit as well? the hideous power ranger outfit with the giant white thing on the front only came out last season didn't it?
― The referee was perfect (Chris), Saturday, 3 July 2010 16:15 (fourteen years ago) link
or is that precisely the reason why they have changed it?
never thought i'd miss the Carlsberg logo so much
http://soccerlens.com/shirts/files/2010/07/liverpool_home_shirt_2010_2011_adidas.jpg
― Jarlrmai, Saturday, 3 July 2010 17:36 (fourteen years ago) link
everybody loves banks again, dontyouknow. And that 80sy textured triangles thing.
bold move having SG be the model.
― NYC Goatse.cx and Flowers (Merdeyeux), Saturday, 3 July 2010 17:58 (fourteen years ago) link