Cookie Puss vs. Fudgie the Whale

http://www.yarnivore.com/francis/archives/images/Fudgie.jpg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3urwTGqxwZ0

Write in vote for Cookie O'Puss.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VG31w1bub48

Although Cookie O'Puss is pretty great.

voted cookie puss due to unpleasant childhood associations with fudgie the whale.

cookie puss for the vocal f/x

i have never even tasted these frozen cakey treats

what does it mean to be "a whale of a dad"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s8SPa7JweeE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-PBS8npijas&feature=related

it means he's rich in vascularized fat, max.

why is it called cookie puss if it is not even remotely any form of cat

"Puss" also means face, and I guess Tom Carvel thought "Cookie Face" sounded like a dumb name for a cake.

Don't forget about Hug Me the Bear.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uzPiONed6Iw

cookie punim

First I googled, and then I laughed.

Fudgie the Striped-Ass Baboon

^really hoping there's someone out there well-versed enough in Dead Milkmen b-sides to appreciate the ref.

well, the hug-me the bear commercial obviously didn't work b/c i certainly didn't remember hug-me the bear. though a glance @ carvel's web page shows that they still do sell hug-me the bear.

they apparently also sell this nowadays:

http://www.carvel.com/images/products/signature/sign_Cat.gif

not sure if this is challops or just plain rong but ice cream cakes are some bullshit imo

cookie o'puss was dope tho

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f7wj9UmcjYk

never forget

You've got to know all sixteen dances

apropos to nothing ... there really was a product named Dumpy the Pumpkin

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E0WpwcExFag&feature=related

lol

i love patton oswalt's bit about tom carvel

is there a youtube? i don't think I know it.

oh man it is so good

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KO4Q66VYgZE

i feel like there's a better one but this also has the almighty bob ross/william alexander bit

YOU PUT THE POISON IN ME

tears

lol OK yeah I have seen that

I love Carvel ice cream cakes btw.

voted cookie puss due to unpleasant childhood associations with fudgie the whale.

― strongohulkingtonsghost, Friday, August 7, 2009

u_u

still hurts after all these years.

dare I ask?

I don't remember william alexander btw. I feel like I missed out.

cookie o'puss was dope tho

i will give you one guess which ice cream shop rhymes with my last name, and which product i was routinely compared to

never got into ice cream cakes, personally

hahah

getting into an ice cream cake seems cold and messy

awwww

Dude my real last name ends in "hart". When it comes to bad last name rhymes I had it p bad.

it did inspire one of my favorite ilx thread titles of all time

oh you can die then you fucking chocolate bastard

but that's so sad about u and fudgie

KIDS ARE SO MEAN

my friend's stepdad was named "carl" and gosh knows we got endless mileage out of that when we were of that age.

also, had a friend who worked at a local carvel, and one fine day she discovered a stash of nude drawings of her that her supervisor was inspired to do. that was weird.

forget kids

ethan is so mean

to be fair to ethan

i believe it involved me telling him my father used to abuse me by calling me fudgey the whale as a child and beating me with his shoe.

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Thursday, December 11, 2003

omg

only the shoe part was true

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DSeZxjLhxV4

also, had a friend who worked at a local carvel, and one fine day she discovered a stash of nude drawings of her that her supervisor was inspired to do. that was weird.

can we go back to this for a second

like, were they any good

hah, that's the thing, i think they were? sort of? to hear her descriptions...

but anyway, yeah. she was like in the back office one day or whatever, and she found all these um, lovingly rendered drawings of her. without clothing, though. and then, like sixteen year-old girls are wont to do, instead of immediately quitting and maybe trying to take legal action against the dude, she kept working there for the next year or so.

i mean, at least she didn't date her, but yeah. hearing that story from her at the time was one of those things that drummed into me that adults/authority figures can be totally and completely horrible.

date "him"

hahaha i totally missed the "of her" part there at first

maybe it was just his incredibly shy way of saying he wanted to see her cookie o'puss

one of my nicknames for an ex-girlfriend was "cookie pussy"

and she's your EX girlfriend? i find this hard to believe.

maybe it was just his incredibly shy way of saying he wanted to see her cookie o'puss

dammit I was about to say exactly this

was that a nickname, like, as in something you called her when she was absent from the room, or was it like just a casual pet name?

well, it is kind of believable in that she didn't like having her genitalia compared to an ice cream cake.

either way, i'm starting to get nervous reviving this thread b/c o.g. cookiepuss is looking at me and, well, sort of mocking me?

also, it was more in the vein of the james bond movie "octopussy" than anything derogatory about her, um, ice cream cake.

note to self: stop calling girls' vaginas "chunky monkeys"

she should have just called you "Cookie Monster" and arched an eyebrow

lol

i'm partial to "cherry garcia" myself.

i feel like this thread has gone down a dark path

http://i171.photobucket.com/albums/u316/darrenz_bucket/2cc33d0b.jpg

feel though like this is exactly the kind of life-affirming ilx thread that i need to read just before getting root canal or undergoing some other horrifying life experience

insert glazed donut joke.

aaaand my work is done here.

why does cookie monster have lotion in his fur??

oh, wait...

kinda self-evident innit?

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dear god, i am heartily sorry for having offended you, and i detest all my sins, because of your just punishment. but mostly because they offend you, my god.

mr hooper is pretty forgiving. no worries.

but yeah, being raised catholic pretty much leads one down a path of making jokes about muppets and cake batter. it's just the way it is, a la bruce hornsby.

i think that God appreciates a pussy joke every now and then (He created vaginas and cocks, after all).

. . .

e otm

Michelangelo painted the first "pull my finger" gag on the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel

even after that act of contrition this thread still isn't coming off

hahaha

what the hell was i on yesterday?!?

lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E0WpwcExFag

a Carvel ice cream cake that didn't quite take off ... for your Halloween viewing pleasure.