Cookie Puss vs. Fudgie the Whale

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well?

Poll Results

Option	Votes
Cookie Puss	6
Fudgie the Whale	5

― Smells like meat. Rotten meat. (Eisbaer), Friday, 7 August 2009 12:26 (sixteen years ago)

http://www.yarnivore.com/francis/archives/images/Fudgie.jpg

― Smells like meat. Rotten meat. (Eisbaer), Friday, 7 August 2009 12:26 (sixteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3urwTGqxwZ0

Write in vote for Cookie O'Puss.

― she is writing about love (Jenny), Friday, 7 August 2009 12:44 (sixteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VG31w1bub48

― ENBB, Friday, 7 August 2009 12:45 (sixteen years ago)

Although Cookie O'Puss is pretty great.

― ENBB, Friday, 7 August 2009 12:46 (sixteen years ago)

voted cookie puss due to unpleasant childhood associations with fudgie the whale.

― strongohulkingtonsghost, Friday, 7 August 2009 13:02 (sixteen years ago)

cookie puss for the vocal f/x

i have never even tasted these frozen cakey treats

― there is no there there (elmo argonaut), Friday, 7 August 2009 13:02 (sixteen years ago)

what does it mean to be "a whale of a dad"

― max, Friday, 7 August 2009 13:05 (sixteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s8SPa7JweeE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-PBS8npijas&feature=related

― Smells like meat. Rotten meat. (Eisbaer), Friday, 7 August 2009 13:14 (sixteen years ago)

it means he's rich in vascularized fat, max.

― strongohulkingtonsghost, Friday, 7 August 2009 13:16 (sixteen years ago)

why is it called cookie puss if it is not even remotely any form of cat

― there is no there there (elmo argonaut), Friday, 7 August 2009 13:25 (sixteen years ago)

"Puss" also means face, and I guess Tom Carvel thought "Cookie Face" sounded like a dumb name for a cake.

― she is writing about love (Jenny), Friday, 7 August 2009 14:06 (sixteen years ago)

Don't forget about Hug Me the Bear.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uzPiONed6Iw

― she is writing about love (Jenny), Friday, 7 August 2009 14:08 (sixteen years ago)

cookie punim

― there is no there there (elmo argonaut), Friday, 7 August 2009 14:18 (sixteen years ago)

First I googled, and then I laughed.

― she is writing about love (Jenny), Friday, 7 August 2009 15:01 (sixteen years ago)

Fudgie the Striped-Ass Baboon

― kingkongvsgodzilla, Friday, 7 August 2009 15:04 (sixteen years ago)

^really hoping there's someone out there well-versed enough in Dead Milkmen b-sides to appreciate the ref.

― kingkongvsgodzilla, Friday, 7 August 2009 15:04 (sixteen years ago)

well, the hug-me the bear commercial obviously didn't work b/c i certainly didn't remember hug-me the bear. though a glance @ carvel's web page shows that they still do sell hug-me the bear.

― Smells like meat. Rotten meat. (Eisbaer), Friday, 7 August 2009 20:14 (sixteen years ago)

they apparently also sell this nowadays:

http://www.carvel.com/images/products/signature/sign_Cat.gif

― Smells like meat. Rotten meat. (Eisbaer), Friday, 7 August 2009 20:16 (sixteen years ago)

not sure if this is challops or just plain rong but ice cream cakes are some bullshit imo

cookie o'puss was dope tho

― velko, Friday, 7 August 2009 20:19 (sixteen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

― System, Wednesday, 12 August 2009 23:01 (sixteen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

― System, Thursday, 13 August 2009 23:01 (sixteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f7wj9UmcjYk

― Mein bester Freund, die Kackwurst, wird bis zu einem Meter groß. (Eisbaer), Friday, 21 August 2009 02:39 (sixteen years ago)

never forget

― Aimless, Friday, 21 August 2009 02:49 (sixteen years ago)

You've got to know all sixteen dances

― The Loneliness of the Single-Issue Googler (los blue jeans), Friday, 21 August 2009 02:56 (sixteen years ago)

one year passes...

apropos to nothing ... there really was a product named Dumpy the Pumpkin

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E0WpwcExFag&feature=related

― KARLOR CAN FUCK ANYTHING! AND HE WILL AND HAS!!! (Eisbaer), Thursday, 21 July 2011 18:28 (fourteen years ago)

lol

― ladies love draculas like children love stray dogs (ENBB), Thursday, 21 July 2011 18:30 (fourteen years ago)

i love patton oswalt's bit about tom carvel

― ＤＥＨＵＭＡＮＩＺＥＹＯＵＲＳＥＬＦＡＮＤＦＡＣＥＴＯＢＬＯＯＤＳＨＥＤ (Princess TamTam), Thursday, 21 July 2011 18:36 (fourteen years ago)

is there a youtube? i don't think I know it.

― ladies love draculas like children love stray dogs (ENBB), Thursday, 21 July 2011 19:27 (fourteen years ago)

oh man it is so good

― apichathong song (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Thursday, 21 July 2011 19:28 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KO4Q66VYgZE

i feel like there's a better one but this also has the almighty bob ross/william alexander bit

― apichathong song (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Thursday, 21 July 2011 19:30 (fourteen years ago)

YOU PUT THE POISON IN ME

― apichathong song (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Thursday, 21 July 2011 19:32 (fourteen years ago)

tears

― apichathong song (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Thursday, 21 July 2011 19:33 (fourteen years ago)

lol OK yeah I have seen that

I love Carvel ice cream cakes btw.

― ladies love draculas like children love stray dogs (ENBB), Thursday, 21 July 2011 19:35 (fourteen years ago)

voted cookie puss due to unpleasant childhood associations with fudgie the whale.

― strongohulkingtonsghost, Friday, August 7, 2009

u_u

― apichathong song (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Thursday, 21 July 2011 19:35 (fourteen years ago)

still hurts after all these years.

― apichathong song (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Thursday, 21 July 2011 19:36 (fourteen years ago)

dare I ask?

I don't remember william alexander btw. I feel like I missed out.

― ladies love draculas like children love stray dogs (ENBB), Thursday, 21 July 2011 19:38 (fourteen years ago)

cookie o'puss was dope tho

― dell (del), Thursday, 21 July 2011 19:38 (fourteen years ago)

i will give you one guess which ice cream shop rhymes with my last name, and which product i was routinely compared to

― apichathong song (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Thursday, 21 July 2011 19:39 (fourteen years ago)

never got into ice cream cakes, personally

― dell (del), Thursday, 21 July 2011 19:39 (fourteen years ago)

hahah

― dell (del), Thursday, 21 July 2011 19:39 (fourteen years ago)

getting into an ice cream cake seems cold and messy

― PAJAMARALLS? PAJAMALWAYS! (DJP), Thursday, 21 July 2011 19:40 (fourteen years ago)

awwww

Dude my real last name ends in "hart". When it comes to bad last name rhymes I had it p bad.

― ladies love draculas like children love stray dogs (ENBB), Thursday, 21 July 2011 19:40 (fourteen years ago)

it did inspire one of my favorite ilx thread titles of all time

oh you can die then you fucking chocolate bastard

― apichathong song (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Thursday, 21 July 2011 19:41 (fourteen years ago)

but that's so sad about u and fudgie

KIDS ARE SO MEAN

― ladies love draculas like children love stray dogs (ENBB), Thursday, 21 July 2011 19:41 (fourteen years ago)

my friend's stepdad was named "carl" and gosh knows we got endless mileage out of that when we were of that age.

also, had a friend who worked at a local carvel, and one fine day she discovered a stash of nude drawings of her that her supervisor was inspired to do. that was weird.

― dell (del), Thursday, 21 July 2011 19:41 (fourteen years ago)

forget kids

ethan is so mean

― ladies love draculas like children love stray dogs (ENBB), Thursday, 21 July 2011 19:42 (fourteen years ago)

to be fair to ethan

i believe it involved me telling him my father used to abuse me by calling me fudgey the whale as a child and beating me with his shoe.

― fiddo centington (dubplatestyle), Thursday, December 11, 2003

― apichathong song (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Thursday, 21 July 2011 19:43 (fourteen years ago)

omg

― ladies love draculas like children love stray dogs (ENBB), Thursday, 21 July 2011 19:43 (fourteen years ago)

only the shoe part was true

― apichathong song (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Thursday, 21 July 2011 19:44 (fourteen years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DSeZxjLhxV4

― apichathong song (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Thursday, 21 July 2011 19:44 (fourteen years ago)

also, had a friend who worked at a local carvel, and one fine day she discovered a stash of nude drawings of her that her supervisor was inspired to do. that was weird.

can we go back to this for a second

― PAJAMARALLS? PAJAMALWAYS! (DJP), Thursday, 21 July 2011 19:44 (fourteen years ago)

like, were they any good

― PAJAMARALLS? PAJAMALWAYS! (DJP), Thursday, 21 July 2011 19:45 (fourteen years ago)

hah, that's the thing, i think they were? sort of? to hear her descriptions...

but anyway, yeah. she was like in the back office one day or whatever, and she found all these um, lovingly rendered drawings of her. without clothing, though. and then, like sixteen year-old girls are wont to do, instead of immediately quitting and maybe trying to take legal action against the dude, she kept working there for the next year or so.

i mean, at least she didn't date her, but yeah. hearing that story from her at the time was one of those things that drummed into me that adults/authority figures can be totally and completely horrible.

― dell (del), Thursday, 21 July 2011 19:48 (fourteen years ago)

date "him"

― dell (del), Thursday, 21 July 2011 19:48 (fourteen years ago)

hahaha i totally missed the "of her" part there at first

― apichathong song (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Thursday, 21 July 2011 19:50 (fourteen years ago)

maybe it was just his incredibly shy way of saying he wanted to see her cookie o'puss

― apichathong song (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Thursday, 21 July 2011 19:52 (fourteen years ago)

one of my nicknames for an ex-girlfriend was "cookie pussy"

― KARLOR CAN FUCK ANYTHING! AND HE WILL AND HAS!!! (Eisbaer), Thursday, 21 July 2011 19:52 (fourteen years ago)

and she's your EX girlfriend? i find this hard to believe.

― apichathong song (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Thursday, 21 July 2011 19:52 (fourteen years ago)

maybe it was just his incredibly shy way of saying he wanted to see her cookie o'puss

dammit I was about to say exactly this

― PAJAMARALLS? PAJAMALWAYS! (DJP), Thursday, 21 July 2011 19:54 (fourteen years ago)

was that a nickname, like, as in something you called her when she was absent from the room, or was it like just a casual pet name?

― dell (del), Thursday, 21 July 2011 19:55 (fourteen years ago)

well, it is kind of believable in that she didn't like having her genitalia compared to an ice cream cake.

― KARLOR CAN FUCK ANYTHING! AND HE WILL AND HAS!!! (Eisbaer), Thursday, 21 July 2011 19:56 (fourteen years ago)

either way, i'm starting to get nervous reviving this thread b/c o.g. cookiepuss is looking at me and, well, sort of mocking me?

― dell (del), Thursday, 21 July 2011 19:56 (fourteen years ago)

also, it was more in the vein of the james bond movie "octopussy" than anything derogatory about her, um, ice cream cake.

― KARLOR CAN FUCK ANYTHING! AND HE WILL AND HAS!!! (Eisbaer), Thursday, 21 July 2011 19:57 (fourteen years ago)

note to self: stop calling girls' vaginas "chunky monkeys"

― apichathong song (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Thursday, 21 July 2011 19:58 (fourteen years ago)

she should have just called you "Cookie Monster" and arched an eyebrow

― PAJAMARALLS? PAJAMALWAYS! (DJP), Thursday, 21 July 2011 19:58 (fourteen years ago)

lol

― dell (del), Thursday, 21 July 2011 19:59 (fourteen years ago)

i'm partial to "cherry garcia" myself.

― KARLOR CAN FUCK ANYTHING! AND HE WILL AND HAS!!! (Eisbaer), Thursday, 21 July 2011 19:59 (fourteen years ago)

i feel like this thread has gone down a dark path

― apichathong song (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Thursday, 21 July 2011 20:00 (fourteen years ago)

http://i171.photobucket.com/albums/u316/darrenz_bucket/2cc33d0b.jpg

― KARLOR CAN FUCK ANYTHING! AND HE WILL AND HAS!!! (Eisbaer), Thursday, 21 July 2011 20:02 (fourteen years ago)

feel though like this is exactly the kind of life-affirming ilx thread that i need to read just before getting root canal or undergoing some other horrifying life experience

― dell (del), Thursday, 21 July 2011 20:02 (fourteen years ago)

insert glazed donut joke.

aaaand my work is done here.

― dell (del), Thursday, 21 July 2011 20:03 (fourteen years ago)

why does cookie monster have lotion in his fur??

oh, wait...

― dell (del), Thursday, 21 July 2011 20:04 (fourteen years ago)

kinda self-evident innit?

xpost

― KARLOR CAN FUCK ANYTHING! AND HE WILL AND HAS!!! (Eisbaer), Thursday, 21 July 2011 20:06 (fourteen years ago)

dear god, i am heartily sorry for having offended you, and i detest all my sins, because of your just punishment. but mostly because they offend you, my god.

― apichathong song (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Thursday, 21 July 2011 20:07 (fourteen years ago)

mr hooper is pretty forgiving. no worries.

― dell (del), Thursday, 21 July 2011 20:14 (fourteen years ago)

but yeah, being raised catholic pretty much leads one down a path of making jokes about muppets and cake batter. it's just the way it is, a la bruce hornsby.

― dell (del), Thursday, 21 July 2011 20:15 (fourteen years ago)

i think that God appreciates a pussy joke every now and then (He created vaginas and cocks, after all).

― KARLOR CAN FUCK ANYTHING! AND HE WILL AND HAS!!! (Eisbaer), Thursday, 21 July 2011 20:25 (fourteen years ago)

. . .

― ladies love draculas like children love stray dogs (ENBB), Thursday, 21 July 2011 20:29 (fourteen years ago)

e otm

― apichathong song (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Thursday, 21 July 2011 20:32 (fourteen years ago)

Michelangelo painted the first "pull my finger" gag on the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel

― PAJAMARALLS? PAJAMALWAYS! (DJP), Thursday, 21 July 2011 20:34 (fourteen years ago)

even after that act of contrition this thread still isn't coming off

― apichathong song (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Thursday, 21 July 2011 20:36 (fourteen years ago)

hahaha

― dell (del), Thursday, 21 July 2011 20:44 (fourteen years ago)

what the hell was i on yesterday?!?

― My name is Frunze. Learn it well it is the chilling sound of your doom (Eisbaer), Friday, 22 July 2011 09:46 (fourteen years ago)

lol

― PAJAMARALLS? PAJAMALWAYS! (DJP), Friday, 22 July 2011 13:44 (fourteen years ago)

one year passes...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E0WpwcExFag

a Carvel ice cream cake that didn't quite take off ... for your Halloween viewing pleasure.

― spicy bacon, bitch! (Eisbaer), Saturday, 27 October 2012 18:36 (twelve years ago)

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