This used to be Jennifer Connelly, but Zooey Deschanel seems to have captured the title.
I bet these actresses are undervalued in that they will draw more audience per salary $ than your average 'bond girl' or any conventional sexy lady.
(I think Ebert has a thing for Rosario Dawson, but this might be animal rather than he wants to marry her)
― Philip Nunez, Friday, 7 August 2009 18:47 (sixteen years ago)
I would say Deneuve, but then I really didn't like Repulsion
...erm, there isn't one.
― cockles (country matters), Friday, 7 August 2009 18:49 (sixteen years ago)
ethel merman
― velko, Friday, 7 August 2009 18:52 (sixteen years ago)
Judy Davis, Kate Winslet, Irene Dunne, Vanessa Redgrave. In that order.
― Anatomy of a Morbius (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 7 August 2009 18:53 (sixteen years ago)
Jenna James... oh wait.
― StanM, Friday, 7 August 2009 18:55 (sixteen years ago)
paul giamatti
― irritating freepers and morbsists alike (get bent), Friday, 7 August 2009 18:55 (sixteen years ago)
Jennifer Connelly's a good call, I don't think I've ever liked a movie she's been in or thought I'd want to see it for any reason other than her being in it.
― some dude, Friday, 7 August 2009 18:59 (sixteen years ago)
has christina hendricks started making movies yet
― Ømår Littel (Jordan), Friday, 7 August 2009 18:59 (sixteen years ago)
fran drescher
― there is no there there (elmo argonaut), Friday, 7 August 2009 19:01 (sixteen years ago)
cate blanchett. and seconding irene dunne
― morbs morbs morbs how do you like it how do you like it (donna rouge), Friday, 7 August 2009 19:02 (sixteen years ago)
Drew Barrymore would have been my answer before "He's Just Not That Into You" came out.
― I am over wieght and I have angelical quilities (HI DERE), Friday, 7 August 2009 19:02 (sixteen years ago)
lol elmo
― I love rainbow cookies (surm), Friday, 7 August 2009 19:03 (sixteen years ago)
parker posey
― BIG HOOS's wacky crack variety hour (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Friday, 7 August 2009 19:05 (sixteen years ago)
Emily Mortimer.http://evamojje.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/photo_02_hires1.jpg
― Ludo, Friday, 7 August 2009 19:06 (sixteen years ago)
on the left ;)
Jessica Lange before she had an armadillo surgically grafted on her face.
― Anatomy of a Morbius (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 7 August 2009 19:06 (sixteen years ago)
maybe jennifer jason leigh or laura linney.
― irritating freepers and morbsists alike (get bent), Friday, 7 August 2009 19:08 (sixteen years ago)
not that they make me swoon, i just am more inclined to see movies that they're in.
― irritating freepers and morbsists alike (get bent), Friday, 7 August 2009 19:09 (sixteen years ago)
oh that reminds me i have to watch dolores claiborne again soon
― I love rainbow cookies (surm), Friday, 7 August 2009 19:09 (sixteen years ago)
JJL good call as well. (i cannot read that name anymore without hearing the Weakerthans in my head, oooh Jennifer Jason Leigh)
― Ludo, Friday, 7 August 2009 19:09 (sixteen years ago)
shelley winters
― there is no there there (elmo argonaut), Friday, 7 August 2009 19:10 (sixteen years ago)
Kate Beckinsale
― ice cr?m paint job (milo z), Friday, 7 August 2009 19:11 (sixteen years ago)
Mercedes McCambridge
― velko, Friday, 7 August 2009 19:12 (sixteen years ago)
shelly duvall
― there is no there there (elmo argonaut), Friday, 7 August 2009 19:13 (sixteen years ago)
shelley long
comedy response
― stayin golder than ponyboy (Lamp), Friday, 7 August 2009 19:13 (sixteen years ago)
little surprised at lack of reppin for amy ryan...
― Philip Nunez, Friday, 7 August 2009 19:14 (sixteen years ago)
Leatrice Joy.
― f1f0 (Pashmina), Friday, 7 August 2009 19:14 (sixteen years ago)
haha, i would totally marry 70s shelly duvall
― velko, Friday, 7 August 2009 19:15 (sixteen years ago)
Angela Lansbury.
― Anatomy of a Morbius (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 7 August 2009 19:15 (sixteen years ago)
dianne wiest
― there is no there there (elmo argonaut), Friday, 7 August 2009 19:16 (sixteen years ago)
judith anderson
― velko, Friday, 7 August 2009 19:16 (sixteen years ago)
bonnie hunt. no joek.
― ^prizes the praise of the media, and the Europeans (will), Friday, 7 August 2009 19:18 (sixteen years ago)
http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/memoryalpha/en/images/thumb/e/eb/TLar.jpg/180px-TLar.jpg
― Anatomy of a Morbius (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 7 August 2009 19:18 (sixteen years ago)
*swoons*
― velko, Friday, 7 August 2009 19:19 (sixteen years ago)
I don't have one of these, I don't think. BUT I would like to mention that I watched like 30 minutes of a movie called One-Eyed Monster because it starred Amber Benson from Buffy. It was about a snowbound porn set on which some kind of alien takes over Ron Jeremy's penis, and then the penis goes around killing everyone. At some point there was dialogue roughly as follows:
MAN: If we stay here we'll be sitting ducks for that thing.WOMAN: It's not a thing.MAN: Ron Jeremy was a great guy. I know you dug on him. But he's dead now. And that may be his dick out there, but it's a mass murderer.
― nabisco, Friday, 7 August 2009 19:19 (sixteen years ago)
amy ryanmaura tierney
― omar little, Friday, 7 August 2009 19:20 (sixteen years ago)
nabisco, that is primo "John and FB will watch it"-fodder
― I am over wieght and I have angelical quilities (HI DERE), Friday, 7 August 2009 19:21 (sixteen years ago)
oooh maura tierney
― irritating freepers and morbsists alike (get bent), Friday, 7 August 2009 19:24 (sixteen years ago)
I don't know if it should be inflicted on anyone else. The fact that it wants to be that ridiculous and awful makes the ridiculous awfulness harder to really enjoy.
― nabisco, Friday, 7 August 2009 19:24 (sixteen years ago)
famkemaura tierney
― mookieproof, Friday, 7 August 2009 19:25 (sixteen years ago)
Gloria Grahame
― Matt #2, Friday, 7 August 2009 19:26 (sixteen years ago)
ha, gloria grahame would start cheating on you before the honeymoon was over
― velko, Friday, 7 August 2009 19:27 (sixteen years ago)
thought of a few this applies to for me: erika christensen, bryce dallas howard, rachel mcadams, toni collette, kate winslet
― some dude, Friday, 7 August 2009 19:29 (sixteen years ago)
susan sarandon
― omar little, Friday, 7 August 2009 19:32 (sixteen years ago)
elizabeth mcgovern (in her heyday - does she even make movies anymore?)
― m coleman, Friday, 7 August 2009 19:44 (sixteen years ago)
― velko,
LOL
― m coleman, Friday, 7 August 2009 19:45 (sixteen years ago)
First thing that came to mind
Fellas, which actress makes you swoon and you want to marry her so that you don't care how bad indie the movie is?
Michelle Williams.
― a hoy hoy, Friday, 7 August 2009 19:46 (sixteen years ago)
^yeah. ever since Dick.
― ^prizes the praise of the media, and the Europeans (will), Friday, 7 August 2009 19:56 (sixteen years ago)
I can't think of any
― girlish in the worst sense of that term (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 7 August 2009 20:02 (sixteen years ago)
shannyn sossamon, gina gershon, chloe sevigny
― Michael B, Saturday, 8 August 2009 15:30 (sixteen years ago)
i'll say audrey tatou~ diane lane as well.
i think susan sarandon is still my prototype for 75% of the females i've gone out with. actually, zooey deschanel is maybe the other 25%. i should mention her as well.
― omar little, Saturday, 8 August 2009 15:30 (sixteen years ago)
Audrey Hepburn, Karen Black, Lili Taylor.
And I've had a crush on Jodie Foster since I was 9. (Never considered killing the Prime Minister tho)
― New display name coming soon (Myonga Vön Bontee), Saturday, 8 August 2009 17:06 (sixteen years ago)
Mia SaraStefania Sandrelli
― Marcus Brody Ta-Dow! (Capitaine Jay Vee), Saturday, 8 August 2009 17:16 (sixteen years ago)
Gene Tierney
― J4mi3 H4rl3y (Snowballing), Saturday, 8 August 2009 17:17 (sixteen years ago)
After her 30 Rock appearance, I've been very taken with the re-emergence of Anna Chlumsky. Anyone making this face:
http://images.starpulse.com/Photos/pv/Anna%20Chlumsky-2.jpg
...in a paparazzi picture is a keeper.
― Hi, there you're being haunted! Dont you notice it? (Deric W. Haircare), Saturday, 8 August 2009 18:54 (sixteen years ago)
Cecile de France, seconded. I was forgetting about french actresses. I'd like to add Virginie Ledoyen and Ludivine Sagnier.
― How long does it take for punk rock to effect your thought patterns? (daavid), Saturday, 8 August 2009 20:36 (sixteen years ago)
After seeing In the Loop, I completely agree w/ Chlumsky.
― Simon H., Saturday, 8 August 2009 20:38 (sixteen years ago)
Pretty sure I would not have seen Disturbing Behavior, The Gift, or Abandon if not for Katie Holmes, though she's a pretty terrible actress.
― jaymc, Saturday, 8 August 2009 20:47 (sixteen years ago)
yeah i saw the gift more or less entirely for katie holmes and her two friends
― max, Saturday, 8 August 2009 20:47 (sixteen years ago)
shannyn sossamon
Can't figure out why she's not cast in everything. So hot. Also, she named her son "Audio Science" with gets about 1B bonus points.
― Johnny Fever, Saturday, 8 August 2009 20:51 (sixteen years ago)
with=which
Even cooler, wikipedia says she was in two Mr. Show episodes and a Daft Punk video.
― Johnny Fever, Saturday, 8 August 2009 20:53 (sixteen years ago)
You mean the two magnificent parts of herself in the faded glow of night's light?
― jaymc, Saturday, 8 August 2009 21:18 (sixteen years ago)
Yes, I love her too. I watched 40 days and 40 nights because of her for christ's sake. Her character's name in that was Erica iirc. :-)
― ENBB, Saturday, 8 August 2009 23:06 (sixteen years ago)
young julie delpy, but she's kind of horrible now =(
― admrl, Saturday, 8 August 2009 23:08 (sixteen years ago)
pretty sure I stopped crushing on actresses once I turned, like, 21.
― admrl, Saturday, 8 August 2009 23:09 (sixteen years ago)
Samantha Morton and Kim Novak and Emilie Dequenne.
― Bill A, Sunday, 9 August 2009 03:46 (sixteen years ago)
Linda Hunt.
― chip dumstorf, Sunday, 9 August 2009 03:57 (sixteen years ago)
That Fay Wray dame- she's got gams that just don't quit!
― More Butty In Your Pants (Telephone thing), Sunday, 9 August 2009 04:07 (sixteen years ago)
not nuf pictures in this threadhttp://blog.newsok.com/bamsblog/files/2008/12/kristen-stewart-2.jpg
― sonderangerbot, Sunday, 9 August 2009 04:27 (sixteen years ago)
I just saw Adventureland last week and she's fantastic. Not fantastic enough to make me ever see Twilight, though.
― Johnny Fever, Sunday, 9 August 2009 04:29 (sixteen years ago)
no matter how fantastic she is, you still have to see Twilight
― sonderangerbot, Sunday, 9 August 2009 04:31 (sixteen years ago)
pretty sure i've watched every anna hathaway movie.
― don't try to church it up (nickalicious), Sunday, 9 August 2009 20:54 (sixteen years ago)
haha except rachel getting married
actually watched one of the princess diaries movies three or four times and still couldn't tell you anything about the plot except that there's a talking book
― don't try to church it up (nickalicious), Sunday, 9 August 2009 20:55 (sixteen years ago)
alicia witt
― don't try to church it up (nickalicious), Monday, 10 August 2009 00:03 (sixteen years ago)
Rachel WeiszMary Lynn Rajskub
― Sug-Banning Fool at Poll-Making School (los blue jeans), Monday, 10 August 2009 01:44 (sixteen years ago)
― velko, Friday, August 7, 2009 12:12 PM (2 weeks ago)
forgot how awesome she was in the original "All the King's Men"
― free jazz and mumia (sarahel), Sunday, 23 August 2009 21:29 (sixteen years ago)
this thread was pretty homosexual.. until now
http://www.nerve.com/CS/blogs/date-machine/Monica_Bellucci.jpg
― merked, Sunday, 23 August 2009 22:30 (sixteen years ago)
elbow nip
― velko, Sunday, 23 August 2009 23:23 (sixteen years ago)
What? She couldn't even feel it. Those things hardly have nerves.
― bamcquern, Monday, 24 August 2009 00:12 (sixteen years ago)
Molly Parker
kinda agree with this, even though the only things i've really seen her in are that one episode of "party down" and lol wickerman
― "Please Please Meh" (Lennon/McKl0pper) (some dude), Monday, 24 August 2009 00:41 (sixteen years ago)
rachel weisz
― Amateur Darraghmatics (darraghmac), Monday, 24 August 2009 13:49 (sixteen years ago)
doesn't it just burn you up that she's with Aronofsky
― tony dayo (dyao), Monday, 24 August 2009 13:52 (sixteen years ago)
i don't know that much about the guy, but imo the fact that she's banging some nerdy technician isn't hurting her internet appeal.
― Amateur Darraghmatics (darraghmac), Monday, 24 August 2009 14:03 (sixteen years ago)
http://ephemerist.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/joan_holloway.jpg
― chap, Monday, 24 August 2009 22:17 (sixteen years ago)
http://patdollard.com/wp-content/uploads/faye_dunaway.jpg
― chap, Monday, 24 August 2009 22:25 (sixteen years ago)
>Molly Parker
Kissed is kind of a bittersweet, thoughtful feminist take on Jörg Buttgereit's 'Nekromantic 2', pretty good one in the 'falling for a girl with some issues that she doesn't really see as issues' category (even thought the film's from her point of view), I remember liking it and occasionally having to remind myself that it really exists
― Milton Parker, Tuesday, 25 August 2009 00:04 (sixteen years ago)
Dunaway belongs on the 'make you swoon and marry her no matter how batshit crazy she is' thred.
― Batsman (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Tuesday, 25 August 2009 00:07 (sixteen years ago)
Watching State of Play right now & I gotta say, put me down as +1 for Rachel McAdams.
― Pullman/Paxton Revolving Bills (Pillbox), Sunday, 30 August 2009 19:56 (sixteen years ago)
http://www.celebrityroyale.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/anne-hathaway.jpg is currently boring the shit out of me on telly.
― b hoy hoy (a hoy hoy), Sunday, 30 August 2009 20:29 (sixteen years ago)
http://www.vh1.com/sitewide/flipbooks/img/movies/production_stills/y/you_dont_mess_with_the_zohan/emmanuelle-chriqui-zohan-1.jpg
― tay zondven (k3vin k.), Sunday, 30 August 2009 21:00 (sixteen years ago)
top five:
1.) anna karina2.) isabelle huppert 3.) anne hathaway4.) asia argento (might actually care how bad the movie is here.)5.) about five hundred i can't settle on.
― strongohulkingtonsghost, Sunday, 30 August 2009 21:16 (sixteen years ago)
emily mortimer. I guess I kinda have a 'thing' for sad-eyed british girls. (see also emily watson)
― dyao, Saturday, 23 January 2010 17:36 (fifteen years ago)
And emily woof?
― Bob Six, Saturday, 23 January 2010 17:58 (fifteen years ago)
rosario dawsonelizabeth banks
― symsymsym, Sunday, 8 August 2010 00:43 (fifteen years ago)
I'm strangely attracted to Natasha leggero
― chrisv2010, Sunday, 8 August 2010 00:52 (fifteen years ago)
And Katy perry is obviously not an actress but I'd break it off in her ass
― chrisv2010, Sunday, 8 August 2010 00:59 (fifteen years ago)
https://www.cbsnews.com/video/jessica-lange-behind-the-lens/?fbclid=IwAR2SdujFOzfq6rWqyN5I_zuJcMVSD3wnOY_GF9scR0DvLQXOdqIL8sw2-8A
Jessica Lange is a photographer in addition to an actress. Has a Highway 61 exhibit in NY through the 18th.
― curmudgeon, Tuesday, 14 January 2020 19:55 (five years ago)