jobs - i hate them

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what jobs do we do that allow us to spend ages on the internet - i work with water (i wish id tried harder at school)

― james, Thursday, 13 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Library. I am exploring the depths of boredom at work today.

― jel --, Thursday, 13 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

how exactly do you work with water?

― michael, Thursday, 13 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

swimming pool attendant? ships captain? evian tester?

― jel --, Thursday, 13 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

"evian tester" - that's the job I want.

― Justyn Dillingham, Thursday, 13 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

haha boss: "one of these bottles of evian has been pissed in slightly and one has not, is it possible to say which? if not we will save millions on filtration units and employee surveillance"
justyn: "hurrah for my grebt job!"

(this based on a true urban myth involving the schooltrip to the branston pickle factory and the vomiting into the vat)

― mark s, Thursday, 13 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

also i just thought of a good new ending to titanic

― mark s, Thursday, 13 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Um in the US, people with corporate type jobs ACTUALLY DO NO WORK thus allowing nearly limitless free time to wander the interweb.

― Alex in SF, Thursday, 13 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

like me, thanks Alex.

― Chris, Thursday, 13 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Haha I am not responsible for this state of affairs like you I just enjoy the benefits of it.

― Alex in SF, Thursday, 13 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

You silly people -- my job is not corporate and yet it is the same situation with me. :-)

― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 13 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

My jobs keep me TOO BUSY to use the internet. Therefore, I have resorted to regular resignations, leading to spells of uninterrupted web access, known as 'unemployment' in salaried circles.

― Gordon, Thursday, 13 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I sell knives. I go to their homes and show them. I hate calling them up. I want to save the environment instead. Barf.

― Leee, Saturday, 15 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

hey i'll buy a knife!

― unknown or illegal user, Saturday, 15 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I'd rather sell you the environment.

― Leee, Saturday, 15 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

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