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Anyone else had a really vivid sexy dream about someone who you would rather eat your own tounge than sleep with? I had a dream about a guy I work with who looks like he hasnt washed in a year, and it was gross but kinda cool at the same time. Hope it's not just me...am I a freak?

― Claire, Thursday, 13 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Claire, claire is that you claire???? still man mad i see

― james, Thursday, 13 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

James?, oh man this is embarrasing, look you're not that stinky, you just look that way..

― Claire, Thursday, 13 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I think I'd rather sleep with anyone at all rather than eat my own tongue. That sounds horrid yeach. I did dream about having sex with a WRONG person last night but she wasn't ugly.

― N., Thursday, 13 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Was it your mother or sister Nick?

― Ronan, Thursday, 13 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Was it an animal?

Was it Jade?

― Emma, Thursday, 13 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

None of those things. Though I have dreamed of at least one of those in the past.

― N., Thursday, 13 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

a wrong person

was it an animal

JESUS.

― Ronan, Thursday, 13 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

He's kinda like a cross between Benicio del toro and a dead guy.

― claire, Thursday, 13 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I am now wondering which out of his mother, sister, an animal & Jade Nick has been having pervy dreams about. In fact it could be two of them. I think Jade is the lesser of 4 evils. So it probably wasn't her. Oh dear. Ew.

― Emma, Thursday, 13 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I like the idea that Ronan is suggesting N. dreamt about sleeping with Jesus.

― Dan Perry, Thursday, 13 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I like the idea that Ronan is suggesting Jesus is an animal.

― N., Thursday, 13 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

It all went so wrong.

― Ronan, Thursday, 13 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I like the idea N. is suggesting that Jesus is a vegetable or a mineral.

― Emma, Thursday, 13 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Emma wins that one! Seconds away. Round two.

― Sam, Thursday, 13 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

i like the idea that Emma's cosmology is defined by the 'animal, vegetable or mineral' game.

― N., Thursday, 13 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Blah blah you are just jealous cos I won.

― Emma, Thursday, 13 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I revoke the concept of 'winning threads'. Anyway, I posted that before I read Sam's self-appointed refereeing decision.

Anyway, I like the idea of Emma not knowing the difference between jealousy and envy.

― N., Thursday, 13 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I cannot remember where Alan's great cat / handbag pic is but imagine that right here:

― Emma, Thursday, 13 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

So... dreaming of ugly men then.

― N., Thursday, 13 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Dreaming of Bing Crosby, then.

― Sam, Thursday, 13 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Don't let Emma step on you like that: note the savage hypocrisy of introducing the animal-not-person distinction with "was it an animal" and then getting all "humans are animals" on you.

(Also note that Christians are shit with fractions so Jesus is "fully man, fully God" and is God an animal?) (Maybe a platypus?)

― nabisco%%, Thursday, 13 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

N. loves it when I step on him. Har har.

― Emma, Thursday, 13 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I will not be debased in this way.

― N., Thursday, 13 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

In what way would you prefer to be debased, Nick?

― N's sidekick, Thursday, 13 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Surely Nick could have "won the thread" by highlighting what my jesus comment was about anyway, ie "I like the idea that Emma asked Nick was the 'wrong person' an animal"

But yes dreaming about ugly men.

― Ronan, Thursday, 13 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Nick is his own sidekick. How lovely.

― Ronan, Thursday, 13 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

So we've established that I'm dreaming about Bing Crosby , you never answered the part of the question which read ..'am I a freak?' Is it wrong to have feely -rubby dreams about funked easy listening crooners, and yet still find it erotic in a way?...

― claire, Thursday, 13 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

luckily everyone on ile dreams about ME so the problem doesn't arise

― mark s, Thursday, 13 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I dream about ME and then I wake up and still feel tired.

― Ronan, Thursday, 13 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I believe Emma dreamt about me last night - but since it was in the context of a nuclear holocaust I am none to flattered.

Is your Mum an animal Nick?

― Pete, Thursday, 13 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Mark, if you're 4 stone overweight, slightly green from rot with a well oiled beaver on your head, you sound like the kinda guy I'd like to meet...

― claire, Thursday, 13 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I think I just made the greatest joke of my life.

― Ronan, Thursday, 13 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

ROWR!

― Dan Perry, Thursday, 13 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

CURSE MY SLOW TYPING.

― Dan Perry, Thursday, 13 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

What if she were a vegetable? How bad would you feel then?

I am now lost as to the rules of winning threads.

― N., Thursday, 13 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Indeed, Pete, as I mentioned on another thread in my 'oh god we're all about to die' dream I was stuck with you + flatmate and despite the fact that I moments from a gruesome death, I was not at all keen on the idea of sex. Sorry. Or not.

― Emma, Thursday, 13 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I was moments, even.

― Emma, Thursday, 13 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Dreaming about yuppy flu must be the dullest dream in the world Ronan.

― Pete, Thursday, 13 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Yes Pete I think that was in fact the joke he was making, no need to repeat it.

― Emma, Thursday, 13 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I was trying to underline his comic genius for those people who did not notice it - (or was I playing my usual game of saying something louder and clearer and hence claiming the joke as my own).

― Pete, Thursday, 13 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

CURSE MY SLOW TYPING. ILE should have some kind of ticketing sytem like the deli counter at Tesco's.

― N., Thursday, 13 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Tesco's!! That's SO funny!

Oh no hang on it isn't is it.

― Emma, Thursday, 13 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Why do you say that Pete?

― mike hanle y, Thursday, 13 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I guess I use it when I want to refer to something which has already been mentioned. For instance Emma talking about her dream may get a response "Thanks for telling me that", where I use that to refer to her dream.

I also use it when pointing at stuff which I cannot identify, such as "What is that." Or "Is that the fellow out of Simply Red?"

― Pete, Thursday, 13 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Tesco's!! That's SO funny!

Oh no hang on it isn't is it. . I love the idea that Emma thinks I didn't expect her to write that.

― N., Thursday, 13 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

why do you say THAT Pete?

― mike hanle y, Thursday, 13 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I love that Mike is doing an Eliza impersonation.

― Dan Perry, Thursday, 13 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I love it that I don't know what you're talking about.

― N., Thursday, 13 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Why do you ask Mike?

― Pete, Thursday, 13 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Sartre's No Exit, the sitcom!

― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 13 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

By the way, this thread indicates that someone should expand ILX: "I Love Music," "I Love Everything," "I Love the Electronic Flirting of Young British People." (I do, though, really.)

― nabisco%%, Thursday, 13 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

There was flirting? I missed it?

― electric sound of jim, Thursday, 13 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

i dream about having sex with gross people all the time. like victoria principal, jim fenner from bad girls and the list goes on.

― queenoftheharpies, Thursday, 13 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

haha y r meaning is clear as a bell queenoftheharpies

― horse s, Friday, 14 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Don’t laugh (its gooey I know) but I seem to find it virtually impossible to be unfaithful in my dreams. Just the once with a highly unattractive stranger. I woke up with a fright feeling incredibly guilty. We’ve talked about it; I have carte blanche in dreamland, but seem to have an overdeveloped conscious.

― stevo, Friday, 14 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

haha y r meaning is clear as a bell queenoftheharpies
that doesn't make sense.

― queenoftheharpies, Friday, 14 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

no it doesn't cuz i misread yr post oops ignore ignore will robinson *flails silly robot arms*

― mark s, Friday, 14 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

mark you silly billy! i don't even know what you look like!!!!

― queenoftheharpies, Friday, 14 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

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