When come back, bring pie

i really meant to ask a GREAT question about women who (claim to) never masturbate, but i just couldn't be bothered.

i missed the start of the 'bring pie' one, but it's been all over B3ta these last couple of days? do you know where it's from, Alan?

[ignore first question mark. also it took me 6 goes to type 'Alan'!]

i saw some early pics using it, but it just makes me laugh more each time i say it :-) The thing with these b3ta catchphrases is they start off so pointlessly, like the "i can't fucking hummus" thing, and they just run with it. as you'd expect.

Today's Mirror using a b3ta pic for its front page! apparently, tomorrow, the Mirror will print a pic of a golfer -- and get this!!! - - it looks like she's kissing... giggle.. a GIANT... GLASS... COCK!!!!! crazy!

what is a meme?

It's this thing.

[do you see how clever that is? do you?]

ARRRRGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

FITE

"meme: (pron. 'meem') A contagious idea that replicates like a virus, passed on from mind to mind. Memes function the same way genes and viruses do, propagating through communication networks and face-to- face contact between people. The root of the word "memetics," a field of study which postulates that the meme is the basic unit of cultural evolution. Examples of memes include melodies, icons, fashion statements and phrases."

Oh now I see.

Therefore: I have decided that... hip hip hooray for X on their magical birthing day is a meme.

(well, okay it's not left ILE but...)

Castration 'Doctor' Committed No Crime?
June 13, 2002 8:35 am EST

DETROIT (Reuters) - A Taiwanese man who claims to have castrated about 50 people and was caught over the weekend with human testicles in the refrigerator of his suburban Detroit home may not have committed any crime, police said on Wednesday.

Lt. Bruce Smith of the Oak Park police department said the 29-year- old man was arrested early on Saturday after he surgically removed the testicles of a Michigan man who was later rushed to a local hospital with severe bleeding.

The would-be doctor was released shortly afterwards, however, because his "patient" had asked to be castrated and was a consenting adult, Smith said.

"We're waiting for a determination from the prosecutor's office as to what if any charges will be made," Smith said.

Authorities said they had no clues as to the motivation behind the operations.

However, many of those seeking castration do so to satisfy a sexual fetish. Accredited doctors are unlikely to perform such an operation, preferring instead to urge the patient to seek counseling rather than mutilation.

Smith said the Taiwanese man entered the United States on a student visa and claimed to have performed about 50 castrations in the United States and his previous home in Australia.

His latest patient, a 48-year-old man from the upscale Detroit suburb of Birmingham went under the knife on his kitchen table. After the operation the two men shared a pie, but when the Birmingham man started laughing, he noticed he was bleeding and emergency medics were called.

"They were having pie," said Smith, referring to a post-operative dessert the two men had been sharing before the medics arrived at the scene.

The testicles found in the man's refrigerator allegedly belonged to a Canadian man who had been operated on a few days earlier in the back of a van, Smith said.

He added that the Birmingham man apparently contacted the unlicensed surgeon through one of at least two sites on the Internet promoting voluntary castration.

"There's a group of people out there that are interested in this, in having it done, and have it done, and talk about it," Smith said of the Web sites.

"It's a an unusual case, let me say that," said Smith.

"This is the first I've ever heard of anything like that or anybody around here's ever heard of it."

If that meme comes anywhere near me, it's going to get punched.

"i missed the start of the 'bring pie' one, but it's been all over B3ta these last couple of days? do you know where it's from..."

This is where it originated.

I onced dated this kid who claimed never to masturbate; it's just so hard to believe. Especially for a boy. Now get this; he worked in a video store where over half the stock was (gay) porno, he actually brought porn videos home sometimes and watched them, and he still claimed he never masturbated! I suppose it could be true...

Sean how was he in the sack?

where's the picture of Ma$e, the fat cat and oh no!fite!oh no, as they are my favourite ILE memes

i saw the weebl stuff and thort that mite b it, so thankx! bloody office peeps here, i send them the weebl/pie flash thing (above) WHICH HAD ME IN FITS, and they were "you are so easily pleased" which despite being true, has nothing to do with weebl/pie, which is k- funny.

I just looked at that pie thing. It wasn't very funny at all. Get back under your rock, Trewartha. If that's the next big meme then I'm a Chinaman.

k then. it is just me. u win this time dastoor, but when i return you will not be able to thwart my plans. indeed, none shall stand in my way, i will be all powerful, i will destroy you all, i will be the ruler of all things. and i will bring pie.

i liked it too - i think the meme is just the line 'When come back bring pie', rather than the whole animation.

when come back [to b3ta]

The next meme should be "if *blah blah blah* then Nick's a Chinaman".

HAHAHAHAHHAHHAAHAHA 'PIE!' when come back, bring pie! (wanker) ahahahhahhahahaha that was hilarious and N. haf no sense of yumour (and Dan you can't call N. a Chinamang that would be racialist - or at least someome sa it was when Mark C made the same comment elsewhere, sheesh)

I liked those egg creatures! I thought they were cool.

I have actually done alot of work today.

Sarah: PH33R MY SUBVERSIVE RACIALIST HUMOR AT NICK'S EXPENSE.

Here's Weebl's home page. He's quite talented as an animator, IMHO. Anyone know if "Odd" has a proper ending, or is it on a loop?