1. The Electric Lottery. Instead of clogging up lines at convenience stores, citizens will have the opportunity to pay a slightly discounted fee via web (billed quarterly) and have their numbers played weekly in the general lotto pool. Change your numbers every week or just sign up and forget it -- it's up to you. Either way, I'm just trying to buy some cashews in here, and your lotto instructions sound like some kind of ten-minute warhead-targeting sequence.
― nabisco, Monday, 10 August 2009 21:48 (sixteen years ago)
u can already do this i think
― ♀ + ♂ + ♋ = ☿ (Lamp), Monday, 10 August 2009 21:49 (sixteen years ago)
I got nothing, then
― nabisco, Monday, 10 August 2009 21:51 (sixteen years ago)
2. on street cashew dispensers--if successful enough, branch out to other mixed nuts
― Mr. Que, Monday, 10 August 2009 21:52 (sixteen years ago)
3. Nuts-only express lanes in convenience stores.
― she is writing about love (Jenny), Monday, 10 August 2009 21:53 (sixteen years ago)
^^open to interpretation
Lane D
― cool app (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Monday, 10 August 2009 21:54 (sixteen years ago)
my proposal is that sum1 give me a $100
― ♀ + ♂ + ♋ = ☿ (Lamp), Monday, 10 August 2009 21:55 (sixteen years ago)
mine is no drinking for a few days
― cool app (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Monday, 10 August 2009 21:55 (sixteen years ago)
industry standard for tv ads needs to drop to 15 seconds, not 30.
― Baitullah Sumdud (goole), Monday, 10 August 2009 21:56 (sixteen years ago)
7. British traffic lights to go flashing amber in the evenings like they do in every other bloody country
― Ismael Klata, Monday, 10 August 2009 21:57 (sixteen years ago)
wot
― ledge, Monday, 10 August 2009 21:58 (sixteen years ago)
by the way this sentence is totally hilarious
Either way, I'm just trying to buy some cashews in here, and your lotto instructions sound like some kind of ten-minute warhead-targeting sequence.
― Mr. Que, Monday, 10 August 2009 21:58 (sixteen years ago)
8. Hurl Better Soon. A public awareness campaign educating people that if you are out and drunk and absolutely have to hurl, please do so in the gutter, if possible. I know your instinct is to find a cozy spot by a wall where people can't see as well, but really, that's way ruder.
― nabisco, Monday, 10 August 2009 21:59 (sixteen years ago)
9. suggest ban system for drivers that don't use turn signals.
― free jazz and mumia (sarahel), Monday, 10 August 2009 22:36 (sixteen years ago)