ice cream-eating motherfucker

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Option	Votes
Ice cream-eating motherfucker, that's what you are.	4
Oh you're bad now, you're bad now, but you were eating an ice cream cone, and I saw you.	4
That's the shit you can't hide, you know.	3
You got your fucking shit, but you eat ice cream, everybody knows it, the whole fucking place knows it.	2
Oh don't you deny it, you were eating an ice cream cone. You were eating an ice cream cone.	2
they're eating ice cream, what a bunch of swell guys."	2
I saw you eating ice cream, pal.	1
and you were eating your ice cream like little boys	1
and I thought, "Those guys aren't so tough,	0
You know, I saw you two guys earlier at the Good Humor truck	0

― congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 12 August 2009 14:57 (sixteen years ago)

haaa i love this

― goole, Wednesday, 12 August 2009 15:42 (sixteen years ago)

gonna go with swell guys

― goole, Wednesday, 12 August 2009 15:43 (sixteen years ago)

can't be anything but the big finishing punchline imo

― ringtone lizard (some dude), Wednesday, 12 August 2009 15:44 (sixteen years ago)

that's the shit you can't hide, you know

― there is no there there (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 12 August 2009 15:58 (sixteen years ago)

Can't see youtube here at work, but...

An employee credit union has hired a local ice creamery to give away outside our office today. It's taking all I've got not to mass email the joke about the penguin who's car breaks down to the entire office.

― The Love Song of J Alfred Pluot (Oilyrags), Wednesday, 12 August 2009 18:06 (sixteen years ago)

i just googled that joke and i think you need to allstaff that mofo.

― The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Wednesday, 12 August 2009 18:14 (sixteen years ago)

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God I love this video. I watch it everyday!

― W i l l, Wednesday, 12 August 2009 18:14 (sixteen years ago)

sadly, TT, that would probably violate the state's sexual harassment policy.

― The Love Song of J Alfred Pluot (Oilyrags), Wednesday, 12 August 2009 18:19 (sixteen years ago)

live a little.

― The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Wednesday, 12 August 2009 18:22 (sixteen years ago)

;)

― The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Wednesday, 12 August 2009 18:23 (sixteen years ago)

^ friendly joking wink. not a sexual harassment wink.

― The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Wednesday, 12 August 2009 18:23 (sixteen years ago)

i was @ that show : )

8-9-93 Washington, DC / Fort Reno Park

― （　´_ゝ˙） (Dr. Phil), Wednesday, 12 August 2009 18:32 (sixteen years ago)

how was the ice cream?

― goole, Wednesday, 12 August 2009 18:33 (sixteen years ago)

u saw me : (

― （　´_ゝ˙） (Dr. Phil), Wednesday, 12 August 2009 18:37 (sixteen years ago)

huh that sounded familiar

― clouds taste metallica (jdchurchill), Wednesday, 12 August 2009 23:02 (sixteen years ago)

T/S: ice cream-eating motherfucker vs. Oreo cookie eatin', pickle juice drinkin', chicken gristle eatin', biscuit suckin' motherfucker

― a being that goes on two legs and is ungrateful (dyao), Thursday, 13 August 2009 00:49 (sixteen years ago)

i was @ that show : )

8-9-93 Washington, DC / Fort Reno Park

― （　´_ゝ˙） (Dr. Phil), Wednesday, August 12, 2009 2:32 PM (6 hours ago) Bookmark

Wait, really? I think I was at that show too but I didn't remember the quote when I saw Instrument. Maybe I was only at the 92 one.

― the kid is crying because did sharks died? (Hurting 2), Thursday, 13 August 2009 01:11 (sixteen years ago)

That was Guy giving this speech? I understand it all except "you got your fucking shit." What's that supposed to mean?

― iiiijjjj, Thursday, 13 August 2009 03:41 (sixteen years ago)

I think the next-to-last line really brings it all home.

― or have I become completely absurd? (kenan), Thursday, 13 August 2009 04:26 (sixteen years ago)

i voted for "Oh you're bad now, you're bad now, but you were eating an ice cream cone, and I saw you" because it really summarizes the whole thing really well

― congratulations (n/a), Thursday, 13 August 2009 13:03 (sixteen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

― System, Sunday, 16 August 2009 23:01 (sixteen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

― System, Monday, 17 August 2009 23:01 (sixteen years ago)

two years pass...

Oh you're bad now, you're bad now, but you were eating an ice cream cone, and I saw you.

― congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, 20 March 2012 20:15 (thirteen years ago)

That's the shit that you can't hide.

― tempestuous alaskan nites! (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Tuesday, 20 March 2012 20:24 (thirteen years ago)

one year passes...

this is why I eat all of my ice cream in a dark room with the doors locked

― my collages, let me show you them (bernard snowy), Thursday, 20 February 2014 19:57 (eleven years ago)

(... well, I guess it's probably not the only reason)

― my collages, let me show you them (bernard snowy), Thursday, 20 February 2014 19:57 (eleven years ago)

Everybody knows it, the whole FUCKING PLACE knows it

― Master of Treacle, Thursday, 20 February 2014 20:57 (eleven years ago)

two years pass...

i was @ that show : )

8-9-93 Washington, DC / Fort Reno Park

― （　´_ゝ˙） (Dr. Phil), Wednesday, August 12, 2009 2:32 PM (6 hours ago) Bookmark

Wait, really? I think I was at that show too but I didn't remember the quote when I saw Instrument. Maybe I was only at the 92 one.

― the kid is crying because did sharks died? (Hurting 2), Wednesday, August 12, 2009 8:11 PM (6 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Ok wait, so a friend confirmed for me that I definitely was at this show. Not only that, but my friend was one of the people getting kicked/punched in the pit.

― socka flocka-jones (man alive), Monday, 27 June 2016 01:45 (nine years ago)

What a bunch of swell guys!

― albvivertine, Monday, 27 June 2016 11:21 (nine years ago)

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