Behold! I Am The Saviour of Modernist Rock

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Attention. This is a Call for The Revival of the Emolian Values from your one and Only Saviour of Modernist Rock, The Supreme Allah

I am a daily reminder for millions of sanity and conscience. At the age of one, I was already aware of the plight of human existence. For I had seen the suffering that my cojoined brother Huis endured. He was the weaker one, though we shared a hip. Born into a humble home of Jewish-Portuguese-Dutch diamond traders, the Order of the Emolians discovered me as the true light, a child born once every 6000 years. The Emolian messengers separated me from Huis in the River Leith. Instantly, my surgical wounds healed. I never scarred. However, Huis experienced complications, becoming paralyzed from the waist down.

The Emolian messengers raised from the age of two, cultivating my mind. The Emolians know the meditation technique of Jesus of Nazareth and possess the ancient knowledge of Hermes Trismegistus. I learned much from my paralyzed brother, especially of the administration of pain and about the art of rock. He has even more records than Vincent Gallo.

I shall not reveal all my secrets to you at once. If you join, you will learn. If you do not join us, you are doomed anyway.

Be prepared.

Now I have lain with over 2,000 women of all nation-states and fathered over 600 strong children. And I want you and your family to join the band. You must before it is too late. I only accept total love and devotion, and if you serve me right you will reap many blessings and relish your unconditional servitude.

Become an Emolian Warrior and Live By the Way of the Emolian Value

Your One and Only Savior of Modernist Rock, The Supreme Allah

The Supreme Allah, Saviour of Modernist Rock, Friday, 14 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

what the fuck

misterjones, Friday, 14 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

so dead

Matt, Friday, 14 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Nice tie.

Gordon, Friday, 14 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Nice hair. Shellacked, I think.

Ned Raggett, Friday, 14 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

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Actually, I let one of my bitches cut my hair with a FlowBee. That way, it makes it "even" all the way around. You like the tie, Gordon? Thanks. It's handmade by my one of my bitches from Cambodia. I could get one for you if you join us.

The Saviour of Modernist Rock, The Supreme Allah, Friday, 14 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I preferred Ma$e.

Dom Passantino, Friday, 14 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

five years pass...

let's do this thing

Just got offed, Thursday, 5 June 2008 03:42 (seventeen years ago)

Gershy got offed

J0rdan S., Thursday, 5 June 2008 03:43 (seventeen years ago)

Saviour or Savior?

dan m, Thursday, 5 June 2008 03:45 (seventeen years ago)

what thing louis

electricsound, Thursday, 5 June 2008 03:45 (seventeen years ago)

Become an Emolian Warrior and Live By the Way of the Emolian Value

Just got offed, Thursday, 5 June 2008 03:46 (seventeen years ago)

I was actually searching for "modernist poets" after spending my evening in the drunken company of quite a few. This is about the best I could find.

Just got offed, Thursday, 5 June 2008 03:47 (seventeen years ago)

searches very much in character

J0rdan S., Thursday, 5 June 2008 03:50 (seventeen years ago)


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