Is it acceptable to piss in a kitchen bin and not tell anyone?

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No one seems to be talking about this. On BB yesterday they announced that before his 'dramatic escape', Sandy urinated in the kitchen bin.

Later, Kate and Adele were emptying it and said "Oooh - there's liquid leaking out of it". After running with the dripping bag across the room, they mopped it up with a cloth on their hands and knees.

Now I'm not squeamish about piss, but surely this is a really really horrible thing for Sandy to have done. Especially when his weephobic pal Alex is around (though in the other half of the house). So much for him being mature.

― N., Friday, 14 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I was going to say something but couldn't get the comedic timing right. Hearing the aftermath only makes the whole thing funnier to me.

― Dan Perry, Friday, 14 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I was already disgusted at Sandy. This just made me wonder at the state of Kate and Sophie's sense of smell - how come they never twigged it was piss?

― Emma, Friday, 14 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Is it acceptable to stuff a small turd inside a hotel hairdryer?

The next person switches it on - shitstorm!!

― Dr. C, Friday, 14 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Alcoholic piss is mainly the passing of the water in the alcohol and is often very, very weak.

This was however absolutely hilarious. And yes, Sandy is a monster - unless someone was in the toilet of course. What's wrong with pissing in the shower eh?

― Pete, Friday, 14 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

The whole house obviously stinks of piss already hence Alex's ire. Actually some piss doesn't really smell. Maybe Sandy had been drinking a lot.

You're right - it was Kate and Sophie, not Adele.

Incidentally, on live BB last night, Lee and Sophie were doing more smooching AND THEN Sophie overheard someone in the Poor House (am I alone in feeling that this trivialisespoverty) slagging her off. And then she got all upset saying she'd heard Jade or someone saying she was a fake. Lee went ballistic, hyperventilating and spitting "Who was it? That makes me really mad. When I feel like this I want to punch someone". Then I think Sophie got a bit scared of his protectiveness and told him she was OK. In the end they all had a talk about it in the garden. I got bored and switched over to Holland v Scotland '82 at that point.

― N., Friday, 14 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I can no longer pay attention to BB content on this thread thanks to Dr. C.

― Dan Perry, Friday, 14 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

OK so I assumed that when certain streets smell of piss, it is because tramps (many of whom are alkies) and pissed men had pissed in them. Therefore boozy piss does smell, and what are you boys on about?

― Emma, Friday, 14 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

i have never seen big brother. i have never pissed in a bin

― gareth, Friday, 14 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Morning after booze piss reeks. Piss during boozing session (which is very diluted) is usually colourless and odourless.

― Pete, Friday, 14 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

No, I don't buy this - the men who piss all over the streets cos they can't wait to get to a more suitable place are not morning after blokes, they are pissed up blokes. I do not see men relieving themselves on the street at 8:00 on a Friday morning, but at, say, 23:30 on a Friday night. And it stinks.

― Emma, Friday, 14 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

emma is right, it does stink. when it first ahem comes out, it IS colourless and odourless and sterile as well, but once exposed to the air for a bit starts to stink.

― katie, Friday, 14 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Ah - well - you see that would be the chemical reaction, yes that's it, the chemical reaction between alcoholic piss and - er - pavement. Yes. Everyone knows that.

Excuse me while I reverse this bicycle out of here.

― Pete, Friday, 14 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Ph34r my Science Brain!

― Emma, Friday, 14 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Is it acceptable to piss in a kitchen bin and tell everyone?

― mark s, Friday, 14 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Well I (think I) pissed on my stereo once and that didn't smell the next morning.

― N., Friday, 14 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Is it acceptable to piss in a kitchen bin and tell everyone?

Well it's better. I mean I thought Sandy was 'Mr Honest'.

― N., Friday, 14 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

so there's a continuum?

― mark s, Friday, 14 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

He could have pissed in the bin and then told some of them. Continuum see?

― Pete, Friday, 14 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Better for who/on what criteria? I think I'd rather empty and clean an unpleasant liquid out of a bin thinking 'hmm, this is pretty nasty stuff and smells kind of wee-ey; still, better buck up and get it done' than 'ohmygod ohymygod I have to clean Sandy's piss out of the bin ew EW'. Morally maybe better that he'd've said (still, unlike in the PJ/Jade case, the act itself is the issue here and is BTW NEVER acceptable); practically, better not to know.

― Ellie, Friday, 14 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Yes, but they're going to find out eventually.

― N., Friday, 14 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

yes but "haha you know that lucazade i gave you at my eight birthday party well i weed in it" is better than "haha COP THIS!!"

― mark s, Friday, 14 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

i mean better for YOU!! i still go to hell...

― mark s, Friday, 14 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

this is beginning to remind me of dfws burglers anal toothbrush thingy

― has never seen BB but has read DFW and yet they call him a faux-populist, Friday, 14 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Who is calling you a faux-populist?

― N., Friday, 14 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Sandy must be a piss artist. I nominate this concept piece for the Turner prize.

― jel --, Friday, 14 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Ellie's analysis reminds me of the time my roommate knocked my toothbrush off of the counter and into the (in-use) toilet: he took it out and put it atop the overflowing bathroom trash, but it slid from the pile and onto the bathmat such that when I entered it looked as if it had just fallen from the counter onto the floor. I rinsed it off and used it.

The next day he noticed it back in action and said: "I think you've had something really gross in your mouth during the past 24 hours. Do you want to know what it is?"

― nabisco%%, Friday, 14 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

And did you say "yes yes - tell me!"

― N., Friday, 14 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

They said Sandy drank a bottle and a half of wine. I'm not much of a pisshead, but isn't that going it some? Quite frankly if I downed that much alcohol in one sitting I'd be well proud of myself just for aiming/containing my piss within a bin, rather than spraying it all over the floor/my trousers/the walls/etc. And I'm sure I wouldn't remember any of it the following morning.

I like N's phrase "his weephobic pal Alex" - is this a recognised condition?

― Andrew L, Friday, 14 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

How come it wasn't caught on camera? Was the bin in the cupboard under the sink? Did he take the bin out of the cupboard or kneel down and stick his nob in the cupboard?

Those old World Cup games are great, aren't they? Frank Rijkaard got sent off the other day!

― PJ Miller, Friday, 14 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I can't believe I've managed to stay away from BB this time?? I still feel like I know all the bastards though what with the coverage and that.

― chris, Friday, 14 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

what is a kitchen bin??

― nancyspungen02, Friday, 14 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

what, like in a former life or summat?

― chris, Friday, 14 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

How come it wasn't caught on camera?

Apparently it was.

― Dan Perry, Friday, 14 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Well N is someone really enigmatically says "you've had something foul in your mouth recently" you obviously really want to know what it is, especially as you figure it can't be nearly as bad as in your imagination. Anyway he would have had to say "throw out your toothbrush" regardless, and then I'd have needed the story.

(In reality he said "in the toilet" and I thought "not so bad, it's basically clean water" and then he said "while I was taking a leak" and then I cried.)

― nabisco%%, Friday, 14 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

well now that i know that a kitchen bin is a trash can it makes more sense... in england you have dust bin in america its called dust pan so when you said kitchen bin i was thinking it was some kind of a kitchen pot or pan.....

― nancyspungen02, Friday, 14 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

i just suddenly thought in the miggle of the night maybe sandy did the pissing while v.v.drunk then sobered a bit and realised the unacceptability, so dressed as hamburglar and did a runner (rather than face ppl)

― mark s, Saturday, 15 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Was that ever contested?

"Before Scarboroughing over the offense, Sandy drunk 1 and a half bottles of wine and urinated in the kitchen bin..."

- The Big Bro Voice Over

Cue: Sophie and Kate and bare feet and ewuurgh!

― david h(owie), Saturday, 15 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

n's original thesis seemed to suggest that it was a nasty pre-meditated parting gift, not the unthinking act that triggered the cowardly flight

― mark s, Saturday, 15 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

1¹+1²+1³+1⁴... 1ⁿ+1ⁿ⁺¹+1ⁿ⁺² = stupid.

― david h(owie), Saturday, 15 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

From the chapter on 'Chinatown' in Peter Biskind's 'Easy Riders, Raging Bulls': "Cast as Evelyn Mulwray, [Faye Dunaway] considered herself a 'star', and did not go out of her way to ingratiate herself with the director or the crew. The actors had small dressing rooms on the set, as well as trailers. According to several sources, Dunaway was in the habit of peeing in wastebaskets rather than take the walk to her trailer. (Dunaway, when asked about her urinary habits, said she has "no recollection" of such behavior.)"

― Andrew L, Monday, 17 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Nick - did you enter this into 'ethics'?

― maryann, Monday, 17 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I regret to say that I unadventurously classed it under 'Television'.

I don't buy Mark's alternative explanation. Surely it wouldn't have been so hard for him to throw out the bag and clean up himself without anyone findng out if that was the case?

― N., Tuesday, 18 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Or simply lie. And Jonny would be blamed.

― Ronan, Tuesday, 18 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

"without anyone finding out" >>>> ?????

i. he is pissed and pisses
ii. he sobers up a bit and recalls he has just been watched by 45897289e4567 kasquizillion ppl
iii. he runs away

― mark s, Tuesday, 18 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

(that number is base 12 btw)

― mark s, Tuesday, 18 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Oh, yeah. I meant people in the house. Nah - he was planning to leave anyway. But my point remains - he could still have cleaned it up if it was a drunken aberration rather than a 'fuck you' gesture.

― N., Tuesday, 18 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

It's not that bad really. Obviously it's totally unnecessary and disgusting but the net result isn't that bad. You walk on piss every night out in any toilet in any pub or on the street even.

― Ronan, Tuesday, 18 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

b-but what if it had metastasized into a "fuck me" gesture?

― mark s, Tuesday, 18 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

ronan = nu-Jesus

― mark s, Tuesday, 18 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Skipping 43 messages at this point... Click here if you want to load them all.

Noone will ever hold me in any esteam around here again will they?

― Ronan, Tuesday, 18 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

You might be held in - ahem - astream though. Of piss that is.

(That joke would work better verbally. Told by a mute).

― Pete, Tuesday, 18 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I still larfed.

― Dan Perry, Tuesday, 18 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

'you know, i used to really respect that Ronan guy until he started talking about piss. now i wouldn't ask him for music reccomendations even if everyone else around were anorak-wearing James Last afficionados'

― Dave M., Tuesday, 18 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

LOOK WHO'S CREEPY WEEPY NOW! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!

― Graham, Tuesday, 18 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Brother of a friend pissed in a bucket once because he coudln't go to the loo in time. The other brother told their parents. Result? They made him eat on the ground (with his hands). "If you can piss like a dog, you might as well eat like it as well."

― nathalie, Tuesday, 18 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Noone will ever hold me in any esteam around here again will they?

Oh, Ronan, they were just taking the piss out of you. (*ducks and runs*)

― j.lu, Tuesday, 18 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

It's probably wrong for us to treat Ronan like such a peon.

― Dan Perry, Tuesday, 18 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I initially read Dan's last post as "It's probably wrong for us to treat Ronan like such a person."

― Dave M., Tuesday, 18 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Piss isn't creepy, it's fucking sexy like James Brown. You're only as creepy as you feel I say. I AM COMFORTABLE WITH MYSELF.

― Ronan, Tuesday, 18 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

oh god please stop i'm about to pass out from laughter

― electric sound of jim, Tuesday, 18 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

i am going to print out this thread and post it on my wall at work

― electric sound of jim, Tuesday, 18 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Nathalie's friend's brother's parents were well out of order with their 'crime-fitting' punishment. Since when do dogs ever piss in buckets?

― N., Wednesday, 19 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Since they realised that pissing on the streets and laughing at people who think they aren't walking on piss daily was silly because the people never noticed to become horrified.

― Ronan, Wednesday, 19 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Look. Walking on street = feet safely protected in shoes. I do not often touch the soles of my shoes. Therefore no contact between me and the piss. I am not my shoes.

― Emma, Wednesday, 19 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

My brother and teenage mates got extremely drunk during a camping holiday. During the night one lad badly needed to take a leak, and just about made it to the tent entrance in time.

Completely drunk, disorientated, in the dark, with strong winds outside, he had a few directional problems. My brother awoke to find he was getting royally pissed on…. The culprit is now a police officer.

― stevo, Wednesday, 19 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I feel the moral victory may be lost forever but I've won a great new name for the playground.

― Ronan, Wednesday, 19 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I am not my shoes.

Oh, Emma, no. All my life's foundations are shaken. We are all made of shoes/ shoes maketh woman etc etc.

― Anna, Wednesday, 19 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Nothing can stop us now/Cuz' we are all made of shoes...

Hmm, that just doesn't scan.

― Dan Perry, Wednesday, 19 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Of course Emma is taller than her shoes, so different rules apply.

(pwease pwease don't hit me)

― Graham, Wednesday, 19 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I have decided to revive this thread instead of commenting on Carmsile's decription of you as "two grown women". I felt this was the better of two evils.

― Graham, Friday, 21 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

It's too late to deflect the streams, Ronan.

That's alright, oi' loike it. What's the craic? (I am so sorry.)

― david h(owie), Saturday, 22 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

ten months pass...

Itchy trigger syndrome.

― N. (nickdastoor), Tuesday, 20 May 2003 16:41 (twenty-two years ago)

THANK YOU N FOR REVIVING THIS THREAD

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 20 May 2003 17:16 (twenty-two years ago)

hahahaha oh god no.

― Ronan (Ronan), Tuesday, 20 May 2003 17:57 (twenty-two years ago)

I knew a guy named Yuri who once was working at Arby's and couldn't get to the restroom, so he just pee'd in a trash can, thus earning the nickname "Yurinator".

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 20 May 2003 18:04 (twenty-two years ago)

*rimshot*

Thanks folks, he'll be here all week. Don't forget to tip your waitstaff, and hey, try the veal.

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 20 May 2003 18:07 (twenty-two years ago)

But that really happened!

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 20 May 2003 18:08 (twenty-two years ago)

Oh I believe you.

― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 20 May 2003 18:10 (twenty-two years ago)

I was at an awful awful upscale bar (lots of very very tanned men in their late 40's with pinky rings and miami vice clothes) at closing a couple weekends ago. The john was hopelessly clogged and overflowy, so that, coupled with my contempt for the place, I really just had to piss in the sink. Which also turned out to be clogged.

― to the barstaff, I am so sorry (gcannon), Tuesday, 20 May 2003 18:14 (twenty-two years ago)

one year passes...

I am reviving this thread again because it just made me smile like gangbusters (and also Emma wrote some really, really hysterical things on it).

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 30 August 2004 17:50 (twenty-one years ago)

Correct me if I'm wrong but does Ronan not say above that his piss fetish is caused by repressed guilt for pissing in his room one time?

RONAN WHY DID YOU PISS IN YR ROOM?

― Jimmybommy JimmyK'KANG (Nick Southall), Monday, 30 August 2004 17:56 (twenty-one years ago)

"Piss is more omnipresent than you think, there must have been some occasions when you were covered in piss without knowing it. It's highly likely."

― TOMBOT, Monday, 30 August 2004 18:02 (twenty-one years ago)

I am not clicking that link but I assume it is going to tell me that I sweat piss, yes? Is sweat like 80% urea then?

― Jimmybommy JimmyK'KANG (Nick Southall), Monday, 30 August 2004 18:06 (twenty-one years ago)

Yours is.

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 30 August 2004 18:07 (twenty-one years ago)

Do you want some?

― Jimmybommy JimmyK'KANG (Nick Southall), Monday, 30 August 2004 18:10 (twenty-one years ago)

Dude, I'm not your sister.

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 30 August 2004 18:16 (twenty-one years ago)

Yet.

― Jimmybommy JimmyK'KANG (Nick Southall), Monday, 30 August 2004 18:17 (twenty-one years ago)

CREEPY x 2

― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 30 August 2004 18:18 (twenty-one years ago)

MY FRIEND IS TRAINING TO BE A DOCTOR. LAST MONTH HE THREATENED TO GIVE ME A MONKEY-HEART.

― Jimmybommy JimmyK'KANG (Nick Southall), Monday, 30 August 2004 18:20 (twenty-one years ago)

As opposed to?

― R.I.M.A. (Barima), Monday, 30 August 2004 18:36 (twenty-one years ago)

I mean, that might actually make you more virile.

But on second thoughts, we really don\t want that.

― R.I.M.A. (Barima), Monday, 30 August 2004 18:37 (twenty-one years ago)

fuck me this thread is funny.

― dyson (dyson), Monday, 30 August 2004 18:42 (twenty-one years ago)

cozen's post at the end of the original is a shame. SHAME ON YOU COZEN.

― Ronan (Ronan), Monday, 30 August 2004 18:43 (twenty-one years ago)

why did you pee in your room¿ spill it¡

― dyson (dyson), Monday, 30 August 2004 20:07 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh I took some ecstacy after drinking about 20 cans! I woke up the next day and there was a wet patch in my room on the floor and I only remembered then.

The funny thing is I suspect when I did it I was probably thinking "yeah! this is so cool!".

It's not an uncommon phenomenon I guess, last year I was at a party in a friends house and his brother who's about 30 now I guess was there and was taking drugs and stuff and DJing a bit for us. The decks and things are in my friends room, and my friend said that he was woken up at 7 in the morning and when he opened his eyes he saw his brother standing completely naked in the room near the decks. When he asked him what he was doing his brother just smiled and nodded with this huge grin on his face and said "I'm pissing on my records!" like it was the happiest day of his life.

The next morning he was furious obviously and now denies this ever happened despite a kangaroo court clearly finding that the records were indeed "crumply".

― Ronan (Ronan), Monday, 30 August 2004 20:11 (twenty-one years ago)

aaha hhaahah haaaha¡

that is why you should not do chems beyond the age of 30.

― dyson (dyson), Monday, 30 August 2004 20:17 (twenty-one years ago)

I'm not sure it's deemed socially acceptable to piss on records at any age.

― Alba (Alba), Monday, 30 August 2004 20:37 (twenty-one years ago)

you should hear my iker casillas.

― cºzen (Cozen), Monday, 30 August 2004 20:46 (twenty-one years ago)

means "sorry, ronan : /".

― cºzen (Cozen), Monday, 30 August 2004 20:47 (twenty-one years ago)

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