"TO-TA-LLY BORED, TO-TA-LLY BORED!"
― Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 19 August 2009 23:55 (sixteen years ago)
Philip NunezPhilip Nunez
― iiiijjjj, Wednesday, 19 August 2009 23:56 (sixteen years ago)
Please do not eatMy shredded wheat
― god bless this -ation (Abbott), Wednesday, 19 August 2009 23:58 (sixteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IeffKUWZIng
― (*゚ー゚)θ L(。・_・) °~ヾ(・ε・ *) (Steve Shasta), Thursday, 20 August 2009 00:01 (sixteen years ago)
Sax-a-ma-phoneSax-a-ma-phone
― Adventures of Dog Boy and Frank Sobotka (B.L.A.M.), Thursday, 20 August 2009 00:02 (sixteen years ago)
Tor-ti-li-niTor-ti-li-ni
― Adventures of Dog Boy and Frank Sobotka (B.L.A.M.), Thursday, 20 August 2009 00:03 (sixteen years ago)
Los An-gel-esLos An-gel-es
How do you likeYour new TV?
― A Foul Night-Weird (Deric W. Haircare), Thursday, 20 August 2009 00:18 (sixteen years ago)
vidal sassoonvidal sassoon
― thomp, Thursday, 20 August 2009 00:20 (sixteen years ago)
Send me more wineLiver feels fine
― moley, Thursday, 20 August 2009 00:53 (sixteen years ago)
Stepped on a crack.Broke my mom's back.
― Aimless, Thursday, 20 August 2009 00:54 (sixteen years ago)
Don't be so perplexedCan't you see you're nextYeeeeessss, you're nextYoooouuu'rrreee so next
― Daniel, Esq., Thursday, 20 August 2009 00:56 (sixteen years ago)
Ornaldo BloompsFor Presidetn
― irreconcilable aesthetic criteria (Eric H.), Thursday, 20 August 2009 00:56 (sixteen years ago)
Oh, damn. Wrong classical piece. Apologies.
get off my shityou little git
― gossip and complaints (suzy), Thursday, 20 August 2009 00:59 (sixteen years ago)
one two three fourI am The Count!
― Aimless, Thursday, 20 August 2009 01:01 (sixteen years ago)
Beethoven's FifthBEETHOVEN'S FIIIFTH
― More Butty In Your Pants (Telephone thing), Thursday, 20 August 2009 18:11 (sixteen years ago)
where is my bearhe's over there
― figgy pudding (La Lechera), Thursday, 20 August 2009 18:20 (sixteen years ago)
What is it made?Hows bab-by formed?
― young depardieu looming out of void in hour of profound triumph (Le Bateau Ivre), Thursday, 20 August 2009 18:27 (sixteen years ago)
I meant to write "Make up lyrics to just the opening notes of Beethoven's Fifth based on what your situation is at the moment"but it seems to have worked out that way anyway.
Ap-ples taste goodthis one tastes craaaap
― Philip Nunez, Thursday, 20 August 2009 18:30 (sixteen years ago)
Listening toooooAlice In Chaaaains
― Actin' on the moment (spontaneous) (Deric W. Haircare), Thursday, 20 August 2009 18:49 (sixteen years ago)
This office aaaaaaairDries out my eeeyyyyyyeees
― Actin' on the moment (spontaneous) (Deric W. Haircare), Thursday, 20 August 2009 18:50 (sixteen years ago)
I L X doooooowngot some work doooone
― the visible spectrum is rainbows (snoball), Thursday, 20 August 2009 18:54 (sixteen years ago)
Blue-ber-ry FAAARRMway up in MAAAINE
― there is no there there (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 20 August 2009 18:57 (sixteen years ago)
Peanuts and cakeTogether they bake
― i have the new brutal truth if you want it (latebloomer), Thursday, 20 August 2009 19:04 (sixteen years ago)
Two espressoooooosStill not awaaaaaaake
― Actin' on the moment (spontaneous) (Deric W. Haircare), Thursday, 20 August 2009 19:11 (sixteen years ago)
Thun-der-ous cloudRain on me now!
― young depardieu looming out of void in hour of profound triumph (Le Bateau Ivre), Thursday, 20 August 2009 19:19 (sixteen years ago)
shut up now daaaaadno-bod-y caaaares
― the visible spectrum is rainbows (snoball), Thursday, 20 August 2009 19:45 (sixteen years ago)
nowt on Tee Veeeeeeeeget a hobbyyyyyyy
― the visible spectrum is rainbows (snoball), Thursday, 20 August 2009 19:46 (sixteen years ago)
Ha, I do this all the time. Or, I should say:
I do this thinnnngAll of the tiiiiime.
Right now:
I want a brewwwwMake me a brewww!
― emil.y, Thursday, 20 August 2009 19:57 (sixteen years ago)
am really intrigued as to what daniel esq was making up lyrics for
― ❊❁❄❆❇❃✴❈plaxico❈✴❃❇❆❄❁❊ (I know, right?), Thursday, 20 August 2009 19:58 (sixteen years ago)
sang this out loud on the train once with a friend of mine (to the tune of Beethoven's 5th obv):
i fucked your momi fucked your mommmmm
i-fucked-your-momi-fucked-your-momi-fucked-your-mom
i fucked your momhe fucked your mom
i fucked your mommom.MOM!
I. FUCKED. YOUR. MOMMMMM.
― The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Thursday, 20 August 2009 20:26 (sixteen years ago)
That's real matureI'm, like, so sure
― Actin' on the moment (spontaneous) (Deric W. Haircare), Thursday, 20 August 2009 20:29 (sixteen years ago)
My fave is in the DVD commentaries of Futurama where one of the nerdy writers or animators is rambling on about something nerdy and technical and Billy West suddenly starts singing
NOBODY CAAAARESNOBODY CAAAAAREEEESSS!nobodycares nobodycares nobodycaaaares!
― Spy in the Cab Sav (Trayce), Thursday, 20 August 2009 23:32 (sixteen years ago)
fremme neppavenette naaaah
― Mark G, Thursday, 20 August 2009 23:44 (sixteen years ago)
Four Fifty Two
FOUR FIFTEEEE TWOOOOOO
― Adventures of Dog Boy and Frank Sobotka (B.L.A.M.), Thursday, 20 August 2009 23:52 (sixteen years ago)
Best threat ever! I've been playing all these as I read them. I remember there was a famous one in Spanish:
ta-ta-ta-taaaanle-che con paaan
― Y tú, y tú, dime lo que bailas! (daavid), Thursday, 20 August 2009 23:55 (sixteen years ago)
deadline next weekI gotta meet
― Y tú, y tú, dime lo que bailas! (daavid), Friday, 21 August 2009 00:02 (sixteen years ago)
I plead the fifth
FIF FIF FIF FIF
― Adventures of Dog Boy and Frank Sobotka (B.L.A.M.), Friday, 21 August 2009 00:15 (sixteen years ago)
this afternooni met a dog
― thomp, Friday, 21 August 2009 00:24 (sixteen years ago)
Crappy essay.Fucking MA.
All I can writeis lots of shite.
― emil.y, Friday, 21 August 2009 00:47 (sixteen years ago)
suggest this user to be banned
― You are Rebels! You are all yankees (country matters), Friday, 21 August 2009 00:48 (sixteen years ago)
i must protesti must protest
― free jazz and mumia (sarahel), Friday, 21 August 2009 00:50 (sixteen years ago)
all of these work even better with the wedding march obv
― You are Rebels! You are all yankees (country matters), Friday, 21 August 2009 00:53 (sixteen years ago)
the wedding march has different accents, so some do, some don't.
― free jazz and mumia (sarahel), Friday, 21 August 2009 00:54 (sixteen years ago)
everything that has four syllables per line is funny when done to the tune of the wedding march
― You are Rebels! You are all yankees (country matters), Friday, 21 August 2009 00:57 (sixteen years ago)
you're walking into a set up with that one, you know that, right?
― free jazz and mumia (sarahel), Friday, 21 August 2009 01:02 (sixteen years ago)
so are you XD
― You are Rebels! You are all yankees (country matters), Friday, 21 August 2009 01:05 (sixteen years ago)
... whoops ... yeah ... should not be making that joke with a three syllable username, should I?
― free jazz and mumia (sarahel), Friday, 21 August 2009 01:05 (sixteen years ago)
There are two songs which invariably transform my mundane activities into musical narration: this one, and 'Ass & Titties' by DJ Assault. It is truly an earworm of epic proportions.
― emil.y, Friday, 21 August 2009 01:07 (sixteen years ago)
Oh shit, also 'Doctorin' the Tardis' (so technically 'Rock'n'roll Part Two' by Gary Glitter).
― emil.y, Friday, 21 August 2009 01:09 (sixteen years ago)
last night, while I was in one room working, my bf was watching a horror movie where the main character had my first name ... it was kinda disconcerting hearing the disembodied calls to protect myself from various dangers.
― free jazz and mumia (sarahel), Friday, 21 August 2009 01:10 (sixteen years ago)
― Actin' on the moment (spontaneous) (Deric W. Haircare), Thursday, August 20, 2009 2:49 PM (6 hours ago) Bookmark
my favorite so far tbh
― call all destroyer, Friday, 21 August 2009 01:15 (sixteen years ago)
mine atm:
i'm out of icecan't make a drinnnk
― call all destroyer, Friday, 21 August 2009 01:17 (sixteen years ago)
I have deadlines.There is no time.I use law books, I use LEXIS, I use WESTLAWI kick and scream, I feign despair, I hem and hawNow I am late, it is past 8, I can't escape - my - fate.
― Daniel, Esq., Friday, 21 August 2009 01:21 (sixteen years ago)
Oh! It's an old Looney Toons skit. Bugs Bunny in The Rabbit Of Seville.
― Daniel, Esq., Friday, 21 August 2009 01:27 (sixteen years ago)
YouTube link (won't embed it, 'cause it will slow down the thread).
― Daniel, Esq., Friday, 21 August 2009 01:30 (sixteen years ago)