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June 17th 2002 - Monday - from 7pm thru the wee morning hours!
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212-505- 7344
 

Don't be shy,  join us and partake in this fun-filled eve of  Shniker Shennanigans.
Get swanky in P.styles (if u dare ;) ~ prizes 4 the most freshly dipped playettes n playas!!

Shouting out Gemini's - n- celebrating the Birthday's of the divine and delightful Debra,
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Partake in the treats and treasures:  snick-snacks,  cupcakes ,  fabulously toxic fruit salad and  visual glee in the form of a multi-faceted Slide show  featuring playa legends and those in the making,  70's film art,  friends, critters, etc.  (don't be surprised if u see u !      :)-

#  Shniker will be on a hiatious for a couples o' months following so I hope y'all can partake #

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:)
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Directions:  F train to 2nd Avenue (3 blocks), 6 train to Bleecker St. (6 blocks)
 

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Years later – and I say this as an aside – you will see the price list once again, jogging your memory back to that strange day in the time of darkness:

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The status of the village menial castes appears to be fixed by their
dependent position on the cultivators. The latter are their patrons and
superiors, to whom they look for a livelihood. Before the introduction
of a currency in the rural tracts (an event of the last fifty to a
hundred years) the village artisans and menials were supported by
contributions of grain from the cultivators. They still all receive
presents, consisting of a sowing-basketful of grain at seed-time and
one or two sheaves at harvest. The former is known as _Bij phutni_, or
'The breaking of the seed,' and the latter as _Khanvar,_ or 'That which
is left' Sometimes, after threshing, the menials are each given as much
grain as will fill a winnowing-fan. When the peasant has harvested his
grain, all come and beg from him. The Dhimar brings some water-nut,
the Kachhi or market-gardener some chillies, the Barai betel-leaf,
the Teli oil and tobacco, the Kalar liquor (if he drinks it), the
Bania some sugar, and all receive grain in excess of the value of
their gifts. The Joshi or village priest, the Nat or acrobat, the
Gosain or religious mendicant and the Fakir or Muhammadan beggar
solicit alms. On that day the cultivator is said to be like a little
king in his fields, and the village menials constitute his court.

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and it's March already as well.

I got several this morning that said "post XMAS sale!!!"

Also:
"Welcome to wiener wonderland"
"Lengthen your tool here"

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I think that's a song right there.

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A new video of the al-Quaeda chief was posted on the internet today in which he called for praise and understanding of "our brethren who share the same bed".

"Angelina's newborn twins marry each other"

(didn't dare click this subject line before I deleted it)

Stimulate her grotto better.

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Why suffer a small man <<< yeah, just tell him to shove off...

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Also this message, subject heading "Is it necessary to beware of anesthesia,", which just defies belief...

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cate did you love disney games on the computer when you were five
the girl loves chocolate milk

i went to the fabric store tonight in search of prints to make some new spring scarves with some will probably end up in the shop too i just love this look also i love toast (the catalog and the cooked bread)
cate what did you play on the computer then

(but honestly i dont snack alot when you eat so much protein you dont get hungry as often through the day)
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and then that got me thinking that really its not just while laying in bed that she is watching out for me awa
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valentines day preparations
dear anne shirley its been a long time since i last wrote but i need your advice i am planning a primary activity for this spring since our theme for the year is my eternal family and we like to have our activities point the children to what they are learning i thought it might be nice if we have a picnic on or near the grounds of the mt timpanogos temple and let them bask in the beauty of that place and reflect on the importance of their own eternal family

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i really really need my bedroom to be simple and uncluttered and white for calming purposes you know what i mean
from brora

and then suddenly and to my surprise i met and married the man i had no idea i was dreaming of but he was perfect for me and better than anything i had imagined or sought after before
with that heres the stuff i eat salad with chicken a different salad with chicken repeat repeat this is the hard thing about it not a ton of delicious options im kind of kidding ive found a few other yummy things too

again happy things
different boyfriends came and went through all this some i thought i could marry some i was mad at myself for hanging around some that broke my heart

guess what i finally put in the shop
hard to find only a little ive met some truly kindred spirits in my life so far especially my two nicoles (well coco i not so much met as i was born to the same parents) i love them girls and their cute purses

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how have you been surprised what can i say

cate chose these pretty little traditional valentines cards from bunny cakes i love them
say hi to gilbert and the kids with love km

Greetings

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I would like to share some highly personal classified information about my personal experience and role which I played in the pursuit of my career serving under the US 3rd Infantry Division which was at the fore-front of the war in Iraq.

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Hey bro,

I actually fought in the 4th division in the same war. I heard you were indicted for raping a goat.

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You too RAPED GOAT,STAY AWAY FROM THOSE GOAT

he's touchy on the goat thing

doesn't like sharing them

worried he's had ronan's sloppy seconds

because YOU TOO RAPED GOAT, and we all know it

it's a typo - he means that U2 rapped with a goat on their follow up to "No Line On The Horizon".

actually if you think about it, all the members of U2 sort of look like goats already

Good day to you

They believe that in the Internet, you can have everything you desire. Well I did tested it and deemed it to be true. All I had to do was press a button and everything else fell into place.

Get excited,
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Get excited.

(btw subject was "Explain This Please")

Shatter her meat tunnel

I got this as a subject line years ago, once I read it I knew it would stay with me always

I got one telling me that the IRS were giving me a tax refund. I'm British...

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From:
anderson cooper

Hello,

I know you would be surprised to read from someone relatively unknown to you. My name is Cpt. Anderson Cooper, a member of the U.S. ARMY USARPAC Medical Team, which was deployed to Iraq at the beginning of the war in Iraqi. I would like to share some highly personal classified information about my personal experience and role which I played in the pursuit of my career serving under the U.S 1st Armored which was at the fore-front of the war in Iraq.

Though, I would like to hold back certain information for security reasons for now until you have found the time to visit the BBC website stated below to enable you have an insight into what I intend sharing with you, believing that it would be of your desired interest one-way or the other.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/middle_east/2988455.stm

Also, could you get back to me having visited the above website to enable us discuss in a more clarifying manner to the best of your understanding? I must say that I'm very uncomfortable sending this message to you without knowing truly if you would misconstrue the importance and decides to go public. In this regards, I will not hold back to say that the essence of this message is strictly for mutual benefit between you and I and nothing more.

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Thanks,
Best Regards
Cpt. Anderson Cooper

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