Poodle portraits lack in dognity

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Poll Results

Option	Votes
Panda	5
Chicken	3
Bison	3
Camel	1
Pony	1
Jack Sparrow (not pictured)	0

― I have a set of penises leftover from some bach party somewhere (HI DERE), Wednesday, 26 August 2009 17:28 (sixteen years ago)

I kinda have to hand it to the panda, which is non-frightening and would be sorta fun to play with

― nabisco, Wednesday, 26 August 2009 17:31 (sixteen years ago)

Who's a good little panda? Who's a panda? You are! You're a panda! You don't even know what that is but you're a good little panda!

― nabisco, Wednesday, 26 August 2009 17:32 (sixteen years ago)

I kind of don't see how the panda is less creepy than the others. (Hopefully we can all agree that the chicken is terrible.)

btw I found the Jack Sparrow poodle and it isn't nearly as impressive as some of the other bits of insanity surrounding it: http://www.fwi.co.uk/blogs/lincolnshire-farming-blog/2008/08/poodle-art.html

― I have a set of penises leftover from some bach party somewhere (HI DERE), Wednesday, 26 August 2009 17:42 (sixteen years ago)

http://www.metro.co.uk/news/article.html?in_article_id=69717&in_page_id=34

what the...

― I have a set of penises leftover from some bach party somewhere (HI DERE), Wednesday, 26 August 2009 17:45 (sixteen years ago)

I honestly don't know what to say about any of these. I am, however, concerned about what's going on with Jack Sparrow's owner's breasts.

― \(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Wednesday, 26 August 2009 17:49 (sixteen years ago)

OMG

― J4mi3 H4rl3y (Snowballing), Wednesday, 26 August 2009 17:51 (sixteen years ago)

"creative grooming"

― the people vs peer gynt (goole), Wednesday, 26 August 2009 17:51 (sixteen years ago)

how the hell did I miss that thread

― I have a set of penises leftover from some bach party somewhere (HI DERE), Wednesday, 26 August 2009 17:55 (sixteen years ago)

I guess at least the panda is still dog-shaped? Which helps.

― nabisco, Wednesday, 26 August 2009 17:59 (sixteen years ago)

Okay this pic from the other thread just made me lose my shit:

http://www.barkleigh.com/gtg_24_3.jpg

WHAT THE HELL

― I have a set of penises leftover from some bach party somewhere (HI DERE), Wednesday, 26 August 2009 18:04 (sixteen years ago)

What DID you do?

― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 26 August 2009 18:05 (sixteen years ago)

Apparently I turned a poodle into a basketball and dunked it.

― I have a set of penises leftover from some bach party somewhere (HI DERE), Wednesday, 26 August 2009 18:07 (sixteen years ago)

photographer Ren Netherland

http://www.deletetheweb.com/unstuck/ren-or-stimpy.jpg

hmm

― my curvy girlfriend, who is Columbian, turned to me and said: (DJ Mencap), Wednesday, 26 August 2009 18:09 (sixteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

― System, Sunday, 13 September 2009 23:01 (sixteen years ago)

the real test is actually when you set them loose in a kennel and see who gets the most boink action. humans don't get to judge everything. we often just observe.

― dice in my pockets (csa), Monday, 14 September 2009 09:46 (sixteen years ago)

I voted for the panda but o/w I'm kinda speechless at this.

― your an avid hot dog (Euler), Monday, 14 September 2009 09:57 (sixteen years ago)

My own poodle would bite the face off a groomer who tried that, and he really only has three teeth.

― lacoste intolerant (suzy), Monday, 14 September 2009 10:04 (sixteen years ago)

Use your beauty, sweet little and kind animals. Save the ozone. SAVE THE OZONE.

― dice in my pockets (csa), Monday, 14 September 2009 10:11 (sixteen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

― System, Monday, 14 September 2009 23:01 (sixteen years ago)

Jack Sparrow (not pictured) 0

― so says i tranny ben franklin (HI DERE), Tuesday, 15 September 2009 11:45 (sixteen years ago)

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