ALEX IS MY NU-GOD!!

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haha PJ's face!!

― mark s, Sunday, 16 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

hahaha

― mark s, Sunday, 16 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

haaahaahaahahaha

― mark s, Sunday, 16 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

"He's a woman, in't he"

"I respect that decision, I just think it may have been the wrong one."

I heart screwing the patriarchy.

― Graham, Sunday, 16 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

AND, JADE MUST GO!!! _{surely you see?}

― david h(owie), Sunday, 16 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

no jade must stay (as evah)

if pj is the patriarchy then mary daly has won

― mark s, Sunday, 16 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

"She might as well jus suck him off" - PJ on Jade regarding Alex.

― david h(owie), Sunday, 16 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

no... as quoted to ronan, 2 seconds ago:

"it's natural that people on the outisde are jealous of us, we're pretty, blonde, with a good figure... jealousy's a misery, kate, that's what i always say... jealousy's a misery... bring on the jealousy..." Jade to Kate.

^{c'mon, mark}

― david h(owie), Sunday, 16 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Why must Jade stay? Spencer must stay!

― david h(owie), Sunday, 16 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

kate must go!!

― mark s, Sunday, 16 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

"at least no one will pee on the toilet seat"

― jel --, Monday, 17 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

i have gone largely without BB for over a week now (i am BACK on the booze though, RAH!), so would some please explain *ahem* whathefuxgoinon to me? Translation: I am too lazy to read all the stuff on C4 website, someone summarise the "excitement" of the last week or so.

― Alan T, Monday, 17 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

summary = "jade must stay"

― mark s, Monday, 17 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Sandy scaled the wall. Alex won the task. He got to choose 3 people to live with. He picked Jade, Adele and Sophie. PJ got pissed off at this. Jade is banned from nominating. Spencer is losing popularity (in the house). Kate must go. PJ must go. PJ is acting like nothing happened between him and Jade. Comedy toff has been put in the house.

― jel --, Monday, 17 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

why is jade banned from nominating?

― mark s, Monday, 17 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Because she couldn't stop blabbing abt who she'd nominated, so Big Bruv banned her from voting for a week.

― Andrew L, Monday, 17 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Coz she's been talking too much about who she wants to nominate.

Oh, and Spencer has one strike for being continually naughty.

― jel --, Monday, 17 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

corr, even i caught that one. she's been chatting about nominations too much, was warned a couple of times I think, and then she did it again, so banned from nominating. comedy toff sounds like a larf. why is spencer losing people's wossname in the house?

― Alan T, Monday, 17 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

i can't understand a word jade says!! EVAH!

― mark s, Monday, 17 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

hee! so true. how many times have you yelled, "NO, that was just a noise" at Jade/tv-screen.

― Alan T, Monday, 17 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Coz Spencer's "I don't care" attitude is starting to get to them. They all think he's playing a game, like duh!

― jel --, Monday, 17 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Spencer in the diary room getting told off by BB = classic stroppy teenager acting all 'don't care-y' but he should remember that 70,000 is a lot of pocket money to have taken away.

― Emma, Monday, 17 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

His "ooooohhhh" was a great reaction though.

― jel --, Monday, 17 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

It's so fucking tragic when they start talking about someone "playing a game". You're in the house 24/7, everyone wants to win the money, the people outside see everything and decide anyway, you all get to nominate anyone you think is playing a game or whatever else. Jesus would anyone go that mad in there? The fact that they actually talk about themselves at length in the diary room is further proof that the whole thing gets to their heads.

Finally, thank god that prick Lee is gone.

― Ronan, Monday, 17 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I was quite pissed off with Adele when she was talking to Jade about PJ and how he is being seen / presenting himself & what happened i.e. 'oh Jade he is a lawyer and it is his job to stand up in court & persuade people to see things from his side', well he's a solicitor not a barrister Adele, it's actually his job to do conveyancing & wills & divorces & stuff.

Spencer managed to convince BB of the folly of messing with smokers though i.e. the poor house now have tobacco in their basic rations. Ha ha go Spanky.

― Emma, Monday, 17 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Adele is thick as a plank but she has that tiny amount of savvy that makes her say nothing.

― Ronan, Monday, 17 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

if pj is a lawyer then the criminals have won

― mark s, Monday, 17 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Maybe when he is kicked out PJ will manage (by some miracle) to put some kind of positive spin on the whole Jade fiasco and then go on to become a super successful divorce lawyer, getting adulterous men off the hook left right & centre (OK I know he wasn't committing adultery but still).

― Emma, Monday, 17 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

haha if pj had brought his *lawyer* into the game on the Morning After I think his star wd have fallen EVEN FASTER!!

― mark s, Monday, 17 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I can't hate him, he's too boring. So he messed her around, big deal. He's still nowhere near as bad as Lee in terms of sexual shenanigans.

My new hate figure is Adele, but I think my temper towards Sophie has alot of potential to rise. I reckon she'd really annoy me in real life.

― Ronan, Monday, 17 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Yes yes Ronan but don't you see, now we hate PJ because of his COMPLETE overreaction to having to live in the poor house for a second week, he was extremely funny in all his enraged bitchiness.

― Emma, Monday, 17 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Oh shit I missed that. I am out of touch with Big Brother, and it feels worse than it should.

― Ronan, Monday, 17 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

hahahahaaahaahahaaha i had a downer w/e (fwend's wuv&life trub, my shoulder being cried on) but pj's ire nearly made up

― mark s, Monday, 17 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

If it was not a fact that pencils/pens are banned from the BB house, I would be convinced that PJ draws on his face and head stubble.

― jel --, Monday, 17 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Highlights of PJ's ire: grasping the bars and glaring quite scarily at Alex; informing the others that Alex needn't be scared to confront him as there are bars between them but IF THERE WEREN'T..... *terrible unspoken threats hang in the air*; ranting CONSTANTLY about the unfairness of it at Spencer despite the fact that Spence really doesn't seem particularly bothered etc.etc. I have never seen anyone eat chickpeas so stroppily.

― Emma, Monday, 17 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.cheeseroom.com/b3ta/claypole.jpg

― Alan T, Monday, 17 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

My favourite part was when PJ complained that ALEX was being hypocritical by picking Jade when he had previously rolled her eyes about her stupidity. But receiving a blow-job from someone you despise is OK, clearly.

― Archel, Monday, 17 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Alan's uncanny lookalike has made my contact lens fall out. Twice!

― Emma, Monday, 17 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Alex officially cracks me up. I wish we could get the actual broadcast of this over here.

― Dan Perry, Monday, 17 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Everyone on the rich side MUST GO!
Evil Adele thinks her 'reasonable' facade hides her calculating, devious mind. But BB sees all. And she wears sunglasses inside, and that's a no-no in anyone's book.
Sophie is utter rubbish. Her taste in men is puke - what did she see in that ridiculous knuckle-head Stone Cold Lee? Now she's trying to wheedle her way into the girls gang. Into the mud, scum queen.
Dame Alex and Jade are growing on me strangely. I would miss them if they go and Jade's heart-to-heart with princess Kate was ker- larrsick. 'Art o' gold that gal, 'art o' gold. Innit.
Wine Bar Posho is no substitute for Sandy.

Spanky and princess Kate are the best looking therefore they are the best. I want to protect Kate from the horrors of the world.

― DavidM, Monday, 17 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

What's all this about a rich side and a poor side? Is this like the BBC and ITV thing?

― Tracer Hand, Monday, 17 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Correction:

Evil Adele thinks her 'reasonable' facade hides her calculating, devious mind. But BB sees all. And she wears sunglasses inside, and that's a no-no in anyone's book UNLESS YOU'RE SCOTT WALKER

― jamesmichaelward, Monday, 17 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Kate looks like she deserves a slap and nothing else.

― Graham, Monday, 17 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

i still haven't watched any more, but this week's nominations: Alex or Spencer. oo tricky!

― Alan Trewartha, Tuesday, 18 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I can't think of any reason to hate either Kate or Spencer because neither of them ever do anything and that's definitely not reason enough as long as some of the other chumps are the competition.

― Ronan, Tuesday, 18 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Spencer is a surly adolescent who sleeps all day and grunts instead of speaking. He must go. Alex is funny. He must stay.

― Emma, Tuesday, 18 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

"neither of them ever do anything" = vote them out now!!

― mark s, Tuesday, 18 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Alex isn't much fun anymore. Spencer's diary room moments are great, at least he realises sitting in that chair does not blind people to pretentious self talking.

― Ronan, Tuesday, 18 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

You could at least read the whole post mark.

― Ronan, Tuesday, 18 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

i'm not fully qualified this time round (with not watching so much), but i feel safe in predicting Alex will be out this friday. which will be a shame. i am the bb prediction king and i have spoken.

― Alan T, Tuesday, 18 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Skipping 133 messages at this point... Click here if you want to load them all.

Obv. Adele must go, I've been saying this for weeks. If I said it to her she'd say "yeah, sure, yeah, great, that's right, yeah..." *nodding*.

But, Tim must go as well because as he's been watching outside, he knows the public's love of Alex - thus he's tried to attach himself to Alex by way of, basically, arselicking ("I think you're awesome"). Even after he ended up on the poor side, which of course he knows wasn't Alex's fault but must have irked him a bit, he still puckered up. This is the same as Adele, surely you see? They're both appeasers, of sorts. Ergo, they must go.

While I'm here, and you're here mark (I was going to e-mail you but... sorry) - anyway, on reading concrete, so as to... I was wondering something & don't ask me to back it up here, cos I can't think why right now but I was asking the question (internally): "how can you reconcile 'concrete' with having a style [as you do on ilm] and having catchphrases ["do you see?"]?" As I said, can't think exactly why right now...

― david h(owie), Monday, 24 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

When did Tim's outside-world access get cut off though? Remember Alex was hugely unpopular for a week or two, and if that was his game why not cosy up to Spencer, who was #1 in the popularity polls until about a day before he got evicted?

― Tom, Monday, 24 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Also disliking contestants on a game show for trying to win it seems a bit mean!

Mind you Tim must still go.

― Tom, Monday, 24 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

(david why not start a thread?) (heh) (if toby g. re-asks his questions too then i can do a seminar!!)

― mark "the s stands for LOVING IT!!!!" s, Monday, 24 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

MARK S MUST GO!

― mark s, Monday, 24 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Kate must go.

― jel --, Monday, 24 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Shut up Tom and stop being so logical. They're all trying to win. They're all using their own sleights of hand etc. They are all, as Ronan detests, playing the game. It's just the way that he is playing it that I abhor. You knew that, ya big Buckmeister Fullerine.

― david h(owie), Monday, 24 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Can't you do it for me mark?

― david h(owie) "the parentheses are to disable googling for my name", Monday, 24 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

http://www.grudge- match.com/Images/mini/predator.jpg

Adele.

― david h(owie), Monday, 24 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Fucking don't fucking you fucking see fucking?

― the h is for Ronan, Monday, 24 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Ha, cop this: "If one person is becoming uppermost in your thoughts, if his society is more and more necessary to your happiness, if what he does and says seems more important than that of anyone else, it is time to be on your guard, time to deny yourself the dangerous pleasure of his company and indeed time to turn your thoughts resolutely to something else.”

—The Etiquette of Modern Society, p.37: ‘Disappointed Love’

Fuck off, mark s!

haha

This is obviously the best joke I have ever made and I am at a loss to explain its beautifocal internal logic. (see david h is mark s mini-me up-page, it would have been true, if it weren't for...) [Is this post too close to my bones?]

― david h(owie), Monday, 24 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

JADE MUST GO!!!!!

She has no redeeming qualities.

― jel --, Monday, 24 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

HEIN? HEIN? HEIN?

What David "the h stands for Ronan" said.

― Ronan, Monday, 24 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I feel sorry for idiot Sophie. I feel vaguely sorry for Kate but then I think SUNGLASSES!!!!! Jade has become a bit irritating but only because she's bitching about other people without being any prize pig herself (thank you!).

Johnny is a king among men.

― Ronan, Monday, 24 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

"her lulu is as big as my monkey!!" (RQ#2386512)

― mark s, Monday, 24 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

What's RQ

― Ronan, Monday, 24 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

redeeming quality

― mark s, Monday, 24 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

ronan quotient.

― davor, Tuesday, 25 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Random quotation?

― Emma, Tuesday, 25 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

PJ Must Stay.

― haha, Tuesday, 25 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

(the concrete thread is started, david)

― mark s, Tuesday, 25 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Don't change the subject, mark. PJ wishing ill on Jade = classic. (Obv., I'll get to the concrete thread, aftra work.)

― david h, Tuesday, 25 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

jade is no heinstein, but i still think she is considerably less *DIM* than pj

― mark s, Tuesday, 25 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

b-b-b-but... PJ is a lawyer... hoops, haha...

Note: I don't like PJ. I don't mind Jade. I just think that that's classic.

I am sitting in a legal dept. of a big firm right now.

― david h, Tuesday, 25 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Why isn't Mark "the s stands for punXor contrarian" s sticking for poor Dellie? I might have too.

― Graham, Tuesday, 25 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I want Steve to win.

― jel --, Tuesday, 25 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

jade = alex = johnny = punXoR

kate = sophie = tim = not

pj = carter's unstoppable sex machine (viz "fearful biscuit-tin shaking rubbish")

adele = sting

― mark s, Tuesday, 25 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Jade = Sharon Bott

― Richard Jones, Tuesday, 25 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

allan jones = sting hata = mark s.

― take that, Tuesday, 25 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Jonny = Wet Wet Wet

― jel --, Tuesday, 25 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Johnny=Jesus.

― Ronan, Tuesday, 25 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

jonny = rio ferdinand.

― jim rosenthal is the devil, Tuesday, 25 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Johnny hates jazz - this much I know.

― Pete, Tuesday, 25 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Hmm, he missed out on a golden opportunity to clobber Sophie during their mock fight so he MUST GO.

― Emma, Tuesday, 25 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Re: Houellebecq's aside/Penis size - I'm also guessing that 'Deep Throat' and other hardcore porn flicks in the early 70s finally 'allowed' straight men to look at other dicks (and/or worry abt the size of their penis in comparison to those of the horse-hung 'woodmen'.) I think it's Linda Williams, in her bk 'Hardcore', who points out that the erect male member generally gets more 'coverage' than any other sexual organ in hetfuck porno.

And if Alex really is a 12 and a half incher, he's giving John Holmes a run for his money...

― Andrew L, Tuesday, 25 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

adele = sting

Is this why Jade gets on with her so well? [don't know if she still does - haven't seen it in over a week]

― N., Tuesday, 25 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Jade is pissing me off again now. Sophie has always been a flake. Tim is a ginger cunt. Jonny and PJ must go. Adele casts no shadow. Kate hasn't a chance. ah, fuck it all.

― Alan Trewartha, Tuesday, 25 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I think I'm too loving. Johnny is a twat with a moustache.

― Graham, Tuesday, 25 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I am starting to see where the whole Adele=antichrist thing is coming from - I didn't used to be that bothered by her but lately she has been appalling. I can't believe Jade gets in trouble for talking about nominations when Adele's doing it too and egging her on - just cos Adele doesn't actually name names, it's still blatantly obvious who she's on about. Bah.

― Emma, Tuesday, 25 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Ha, just realised that my fotopost up-page of Adele is actually a Physical & Mental/Character likeness.

― david h, Tuesday, 25 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

glasto types will miss nothing on friday when Johnny v Sophie leads to Sophie's eviction. surely?

― Alan T, Tuesday, 25 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

JOHNNY MUST GO. Just cos the housemates hate Sophie for no discernable reason.

There will be much wrist slashing and loss of faith in humanity on my part if that moustached TWUNT isn't HATED by millions. Sandy saw it.

― Graham, Tuesday, 25 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Sophie will go. I certainly find her less offensive than some - and as that wise sage Bubble said this morning saying "mate" is hardly as high up the whackometer as "Chipstick", but people are ganging up on her and Sophie is a gurl....

― Pete, Tuesday, 25 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

If you don't mind Sophie you should still vote her out for her own safety. I think the other housemates might turn on her and tear her limb from limb any minute.

― Emma, Tuesday, 25 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

I think Sophie's going to stick her fist down Jade's throat. Jade is going to get beaten severely and it will be FUNNY.

― Dan Perry, Tuesday, 25 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

And the hataz don't want to see that?

― Graham, Tuesday, 25 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

i don't care about either of them. i've felt sorry for sophie being picked on, but i don't actually like her myself. JADE MUST GO.

― Alan Trewartha, Tuesday, 25 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Yeah I think I'd kind of like rid of Jade now, she's stupid and all but that's not irritating. It was her singing those songs last night ob BBLB in that voice that really made me want to break the TV. Anyway as soon as the public get a chance Jade will be gone.

Johnny Vs Sophie is an interesting battle but I reckon Johnny should be safe.

― Ronan, Tuesday, 25 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

What do you think of Alex sans-beard? I thought he looked cute when he got up but ruined it when he producted up his hair.

― N., Wednesday, 26 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Producted?

Maybe this is what prompted our very own Tom to remove his facial hair?

― Emma, Wednesday, 26 June 2002 00:00 (twenty-three years ago)

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