in every metal gear solid ever

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- a very, very long ladder

Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 16 September 2009 17:26 (fifteen years ago)

- someone twirling a gun wild-west style

Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 16 September 2009 17:27 (fifteen years ago)

- plot twists

plax (I know, right?), Wednesday, 16 September 2009 17:27 (fifteen years ago)

- homoeroticism

a gift from your mind in the form of the perfect beat (snoball), Wednesday, 16 September 2009 17:28 (fifteen years ago)

- cardboard box

cozwn, Wednesday, 16 September 2009 17:28 (fifteen years ago)

- cigarettes

cozwn, Wednesday, 16 September 2009 17:28 (fifteen years ago)

- fetishization of the male body

xposts!

Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 16 September 2009 17:28 (fifteen years ago)

- lots and lots of crouching

Size-zero-brigade-embrace-token-chubby-chops (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 16 September 2009 17:28 (fifteen years ago)

- SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!!!!!!!!

Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 16 September 2009 17:28 (fifteen years ago)

- bandanas worn by people who are not bald

a gift from your mind in the form of the perfect beat (snoball), Wednesday, 16 September 2009 17:29 (fifteen years ago)

- "freeze!"

a gift from your mind in the form of the perfect beat (snoball), Wednesday, 16 September 2009 17:29 (fifteen years ago)

- strangling

plax (I know, right?), Wednesday, 16 September 2009 17:30 (fifteen years ago)

Remember how awesome it was in Metal Gear Solid when the mind reader baddie read your memory card and said something like "I see you like to play NBA Live"?

Size-zero-brigade-embrace-token-chubby-chops (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 16 September 2009 17:30 (fifteen years ago)

yeah!!

Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 16 September 2009 17:31 (fifteen years ago)

- suddenly you don't have any of your stuff

Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 16 September 2009 17:31 (fifteen years ago)

- a woman who's in charge of saving your game

Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 16 September 2009 17:31 (fifteen years ago)

- a script seemingly written via a very long, stoned session of exquisite corpse

Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 16 September 2009 17:35 (fifteen years ago)

-people who rarely ever question the presence of giant overturned boxes

cool app (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Wednesday, 16 September 2009 17:35 (fifteen years ago)

- !

cool app (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Wednesday, 16 September 2009 17:36 (fifteen years ago)

- you get a cold

Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 16 September 2009 17:36 (fifteen years ago)

- ruthless enemies who completely forget about the person who just killed their colleagues after about two minutes

Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 16 September 2009 17:37 (fifteen years ago)

- the possibility of completing a game chock full of guns without actually having to kill anyone

a gift from your mind in the form of the perfect beat (snoball), Wednesday, 16 September 2009 17:37 (fifteen years ago)

- watermelons

cozwn, Wednesday, 16 September 2009 17:39 (fifteen years ago)

- very tense journeys across small rooms

cozwn, Wednesday, 16 September 2009 17:39 (fifteen years ago)

^ probably my favorite thing about these games - killing people puts you at a distinct disadvantage - xposts

watermelons???

Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 16 September 2009 17:39 (fifteen years ago)

- relentless, feeble stabs at profundity

Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 16 September 2009 17:40 (fifteen years ago)

- your mobile rings at inconvenient moments

a gift from your mind in the form of the perfect beat (snoball), Wednesday, 16 September 2009 17:41 (fifteen years ago)

- someone in the game refers to the fact that you're playing a game

Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 16 September 2009 17:41 (fifteen years ago)

there was one room in mgs2 (ok not every mgs ever then) where you could shoot the watermelons and they'd blow up realistically. was a real mind. blown. moment at the time iirc

cozwn, Wednesday, 16 September 2009 17:42 (fifteen years ago)

well everything about mgs2 was a mind-blown-moment at the time tbh

sonderangerbot, Wednesday, 16 September 2009 17:43 (fifteen years ago)

i missed that room :(

Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 16 September 2009 17:44 (fifteen years ago)

- "press the circle button repeatedly to regain your strength"

dan m, Wednesday, 16 September 2009 17:46 (fifteen years ago)

- doing pull-ups increases your grip

cozwn, Wednesday, 16 September 2009 17:47 (fifteen years ago)

- torture scene

cozwn, Wednesday, 16 September 2009 17:47 (fifteen years ago)

- press circle button repeatedly to survive the torture scene

cozwn, Wednesday, 16 September 2009 17:47 (fifteen years ago)

- posters/books of sexy ladies

cozwn, Wednesday, 16 September 2009 17:51 (fifteen years ago)

(12:20 here for watermelons)

cozwn, Wednesday, 16 September 2009 17:52 (fifteen years ago)

For some reason I'm hesitant to click an internet link to a video that promises melons while I'm at work.

Size-zero-brigade-embrace-token-chubby-chops (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 16 September 2009 18:02 (fifteen years ago)

doing pull-ups increases your grip

i never knew this!!

Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 16 September 2009 18:53 (fifteen years ago)

- actors who have apparently been told to come up with a grunty verbal equivalent of "reaction shots" that are subtitled with things like "..." and "?!"

Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 16 September 2009 18:55 (fifteen years ago)

- suddenly you don't have any of your stuff

this is more like 'in every game in which you collect stuff, ever' than in MGS!

- the colour grey (I've only played the first one, and that was about ten years ago, so maybe I'm completely wrong)

Akon/Family (Merdeyeux), Thursday, 17 September 2009 08:46 (fifteen years ago)

six months pass...

- watermelons
― cozwn, Wednesday, September 16, 2009 5:39 PM (6 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

first few scenes of MGS4, which I'm watching now, have watermelons!

shin mikami sensei (cozen), Tuesday, 30 March 2010 10:40 (fifteen years ago)

- cigarette smoke shows up laser beams

shin mikami sensei (cozen), Tuesday, 30 March 2010 10:41 (fifteen years ago)

- old guy who should have retired years ago (almost every character in mgs1 iirc)

the big pink suede panda bear hurts (ledge), Tuesday, 30 March 2010 10:46 (fifteen years ago)

- useless ability to knock on walls and/or doors

Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 30 March 2010 10:50 (fifteen years ago)

not useless, you can distract enemies with it

here come the friday afternoon dick emoticons (latebloomer), Tuesday, 30 March 2010 10:58 (fifteen years ago)

- at least one supernatural bad guy

Duane Barry, Tuesday, 30 March 2010 11:15 (fifteen years ago)

not useless, you can distract enemies with it

i.e. useless

Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 30 March 2010 11:58 (fifteen years ago)

not in every MGS ever but in MGS4 snake has an ipod o_O

shin mikami sensei (cozen), Tuesday, 30 March 2010 12:07 (fifteen years ago)

two months pass...

http://cdn-www.cracked.com/phpimages/article/1/3/7/25137.gif

cozen, Tuesday, 15 June 2010 09:10 (fifteen years ago)

eheh, reminds me I had a crush on the blonde chick in susbsistence. great game it was.

AlXTC from Paris, Tuesday, 15 June 2010 10:41 (fifteen years ago)

- main villains have contingency plans upon contingency plans upon contingency plans.

Daleks in NYC (Leee), Wednesday, 16 June 2010 03:40 (fifteen years ago)

- onscreen urination

Daleks in NYC (Leee), Wednesday, 16 June 2010 03:47 (fifteen years ago)

I went to Uniqlo a few days ago and they had like 15 Metal Gear Solid tshirts

WHERE did Sandy Denton get the audacity to leave the dressing room w (Stevie D), Wednesday, 16 June 2010 05:32 (fifteen years ago)

- crotch grab

the most horrifying moment in shallow grave (abanana), Wednesday, 16 June 2010 10:50 (fifteen years ago)

two years pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=htSmSUaWtBE

tokyo game show trailer for METAL GEAR RISING: REVENGEANCE. guess what it looks completely crazy.

adam, Thursday, 20 September 2012 12:57 (twelve years ago)

I love how it's completely different to the English one, like there's only about 10 seconds (with that politician guy) that are in both trailers.

a great poke for Jet Set Willy (snoball), Thursday, 20 September 2012 13:12 (twelve years ago)

five months pass...

METAL GEAR RISING: REVENGEANCE YALL. DO YOU LIKE METAL GEAR? DO YOU LIKE BAYONETTA AND VANQUISH? this shit is really good

adam, Thursday, 21 February 2013 17:58 (twelve years ago)

This game has cyborg ninja Raiden in it, right? How the eff did they justify that design choice?

The New Jack Mormons! (kingfish), Thursday, 21 February 2013 18:00 (twelve years ago)

b/c it's awesome. go play the demo. slicin up cyborgs i want you to know

adam, Thursday, 21 February 2013 18:27 (twelve years ago)

one year passes...

apparently the $30 mgs5 demo has really gross scenes of rape and torture. great! if there's any medium that's been shown to handle difficult topics like this well it's video games and if there's any dude working in that medium who has shown himself capable of cutting through the bullshit and really getting to the heart of an issue it's hideo kojima.

also no david hayter.

adam, Wednesday, 19 March 2014 14:11 (eleven years ago)

p fun tho

adam, Wednesday, 19 March 2014 18:44 (eleven years ago)

five years pass...

turns out
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aaLiLRVeaZA

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 11 November 2019 18:11 (five years ago)

I almost fell out of my chair at "reverse-quadruple agent"

mh, Monday, 11 November 2019 18:15 (five years ago)

good content thank u

adam, Monday, 11 November 2019 18:20 (five years ago)

extremely good

I love mgsv but died at the brevity

all the ocelot parts are the best (just like in the games)

gyac, Monday, 11 November 2019 19:53 (five years ago)

minus one point for never saying "Shalashaska"

mh, Monday, 11 November 2019 19:55 (five years ago)

Yeah! I think they could have done some of the madder bits of MGSV, like Ocelot brainwashing himself and Ocelot being in love with Big Boss. But the Ocelot meow too. God, I need to replay already.

gyac, Monday, 11 November 2019 20:04 (five years ago)

one year passes...

kojimo memoir incoming

https://www.viz.com/read/book/creative-gene/product/6834

Tracer Hand, Friday, 15 October 2021 09:23 (three years ago)

ten months pass...

Someone made MGS1 in VR: https://kotaku.com/metal-gear-solid-mod-vr-boneworks-vr-solid-snake-kojima-1849431217

It's like there's a Republican party in my mouth and everyone's indicted (Leee), Thursday, 18 August 2022 22:36 (three years ago)


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