- a very, very long ladder
― Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 16 September 2009 17:26 (fifteen years ago)
- someone twirling a gun wild-west style
― Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 16 September 2009 17:27 (fifteen years ago)
- plot twists
― plax (I know, right?), Wednesday, 16 September 2009 17:27 (fifteen years ago)
- homoeroticism
― a gift from your mind in the form of the perfect beat (snoball), Wednesday, 16 September 2009 17:28 (fifteen years ago)
- cardboard box
― cozwn, Wednesday, 16 September 2009 17:28 (fifteen years ago)
- cigarettes
- fetishization of the male body
xposts!
― Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 16 September 2009 17:28 (fifteen years ago)
- lots and lots of crouching
― Size-zero-brigade-embrace-token-chubby-chops (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 16 September 2009 17:28 (fifteen years ago)
- SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!!!!!!!!
- bandanas worn by people who are not bald
― a gift from your mind in the form of the perfect beat (snoball), Wednesday, 16 September 2009 17:29 (fifteen years ago)
- "freeze!"
- strangling
― plax (I know, right?), Wednesday, 16 September 2009 17:30 (fifteen years ago)
Remember how awesome it was in Metal Gear Solid when the mind reader baddie read your memory card and said something like "I see you like to play NBA Live"?
― Size-zero-brigade-embrace-token-chubby-chops (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 16 September 2009 17:30 (fifteen years ago)
yeah!!
― Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 16 September 2009 17:31 (fifteen years ago)
- suddenly you don't have any of your stuff
- a woman who's in charge of saving your game
- a script seemingly written via a very long, stoned session of exquisite corpse
― Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 16 September 2009 17:35 (fifteen years ago)
-people who rarely ever question the presence of giant overturned boxes
― cool app (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Wednesday, 16 September 2009 17:35 (fifteen years ago)
- !
― cool app (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Wednesday, 16 September 2009 17:36 (fifteen years ago)
- you get a cold
― Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 16 September 2009 17:36 (fifteen years ago)
- ruthless enemies who completely forget about the person who just killed their colleagues after about two minutes
― Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 16 September 2009 17:37 (fifteen years ago)
- the possibility of completing a game chock full of guns without actually having to kill anyone
― a gift from your mind in the form of the perfect beat (snoball), Wednesday, 16 September 2009 17:37 (fifteen years ago)
- watermelons
― cozwn, Wednesday, 16 September 2009 17:39 (fifteen years ago)
- very tense journeys across small rooms
^ probably my favorite thing about these games - killing people puts you at a distinct disadvantage - xposts
watermelons???
― Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 16 September 2009 17:39 (fifteen years ago)
- relentless, feeble stabs at profundity
― Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 16 September 2009 17:40 (fifteen years ago)
- your mobile rings at inconvenient moments
― a gift from your mind in the form of the perfect beat (snoball), Wednesday, 16 September 2009 17:41 (fifteen years ago)
- someone in the game refers to the fact that you're playing a game
― Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 16 September 2009 17:41 (fifteen years ago)
there was one room in mgs2 (ok not every mgs ever then) where you could shoot the watermelons and they'd blow up realistically. was a real mind. blown. moment at the time iirc
― cozwn, Wednesday, 16 September 2009 17:42 (fifteen years ago)
well everything about mgs2 was a mind-blown-moment at the time tbh
― sonderangerbot, Wednesday, 16 September 2009 17:43 (fifteen years ago)
i missed that room :(
― Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 16 September 2009 17:44 (fifteen years ago)
- "press the circle button repeatedly to regain your strength"
― dan m, Wednesday, 16 September 2009 17:46 (fifteen years ago)
- doing pull-ups increases your grip
― cozwn, Wednesday, 16 September 2009 17:47 (fifteen years ago)
- torture scene
- press circle button repeatedly to survive the torture scene
- posters/books of sexy ladies
― cozwn, Wednesday, 16 September 2009 17:51 (fifteen years ago)
(12:20 here for watermelons)
― cozwn, Wednesday, 16 September 2009 17:52 (fifteen years ago)
For some reason I'm hesitant to click an internet link to a video that promises melons while I'm at work.
― Size-zero-brigade-embrace-token-chubby-chops (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 16 September 2009 18:02 (fifteen years ago)
doing pull-ups increases your grip
i never knew this!!
― Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 16 September 2009 18:53 (fifteen years ago)
- actors who have apparently been told to come up with a grunty verbal equivalent of "reaction shots" that are subtitled with things like "..." and "?!"
― Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 16 September 2009 18:55 (fifteen years ago)
this is more like 'in every game in which you collect stuff, ever' than in MGS!
- the colour grey (I've only played the first one, and that was about ten years ago, so maybe I'm completely wrong)
― Akon/Family (Merdeyeux), Thursday, 17 September 2009 08:46 (fifteen years ago)
- watermelons― cozwn, Wednesday, September 16, 2009 5:39 PM (6 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
first few scenes of MGS4, which I'm watching now, have watermelons!
― shin mikami sensei (cozen), Tuesday, 30 March 2010 10:40 (fifteen years ago)
- cigarette smoke shows up laser beams
― shin mikami sensei (cozen), Tuesday, 30 March 2010 10:41 (fifteen years ago)
- old guy who should have retired years ago (almost every character in mgs1 iirc)
― the big pink suede panda bear hurts (ledge), Tuesday, 30 March 2010 10:46 (fifteen years ago)
- useless ability to knock on walls and/or doors
― Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 30 March 2010 10:50 (fifteen years ago)
not useless, you can distract enemies with it
― here come the friday afternoon dick emoticons (latebloomer), Tuesday, 30 March 2010 10:58 (fifteen years ago)
- at least one supernatural bad guy
― Duane Barry, Tuesday, 30 March 2010 11:15 (fifteen years ago)
i.e. useless
― Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 30 March 2010 11:58 (fifteen years ago)
not in every MGS ever but in MGS4 snake has an ipod o_O
― shin mikami sensei (cozen), Tuesday, 30 March 2010 12:07 (fifteen years ago)
http://cdn-www.cracked.com/phpimages/article/1/3/7/25137.gif
― cozen, Tuesday, 15 June 2010 09:10 (fifteen years ago)
eheh, reminds me I had a crush on the blonde chick in susbsistence. great game it was.
― AlXTC from Paris, Tuesday, 15 June 2010 10:41 (fifteen years ago)
- main villains have contingency plans upon contingency plans upon contingency plans.
― Daleks in NYC (Leee), Wednesday, 16 June 2010 03:40 (fifteen years ago)
- onscreen urination
― Daleks in NYC (Leee), Wednesday, 16 June 2010 03:47 (fifteen years ago)
I went to Uniqlo a few days ago and they had like 15 Metal Gear Solid tshirts
― WHERE did Sandy Denton get the audacity to leave the dressing room w (Stevie D), Wednesday, 16 June 2010 05:32 (fifteen years ago)
- crotch grab
― the most horrifying moment in shallow grave (abanana), Wednesday, 16 June 2010 10:50 (fifteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=htSmSUaWtBE
tokyo game show trailer for METAL GEAR RISING: REVENGEANCE. guess what it looks completely crazy.
― adam, Thursday, 20 September 2012 12:57 (twelve years ago)
I love how it's completely different to the English one, like there's only about 10 seconds (with that politician guy) that are in both trailers.
― a great poke for Jet Set Willy (snoball), Thursday, 20 September 2012 13:12 (twelve years ago)
METAL GEAR RISING: REVENGEANCE YALL. DO YOU LIKE METAL GEAR? DO YOU LIKE BAYONETTA AND VANQUISH? this shit is really good
― adam, Thursday, 21 February 2013 17:58 (twelve years ago)
This game has cyborg ninja Raiden in it, right? How the eff did they justify that design choice?
― The New Jack Mormons! (kingfish), Thursday, 21 February 2013 18:00 (twelve years ago)
b/c it's awesome. go play the demo. slicin up cyborgs i want you to know
― adam, Thursday, 21 February 2013 18:27 (twelve years ago)
apparently the $30 mgs5 demo has really gross scenes of rape and torture. great! if there's any medium that's been shown to handle difficult topics like this well it's video games and if there's any dude working in that medium who has shown himself capable of cutting through the bullshit and really getting to the heart of an issue it's hideo kojima.
also no david hayter.
― adam, Wednesday, 19 March 2014 14:11 (eleven years ago)
p fun tho
― adam, Wednesday, 19 March 2014 18:44 (eleven years ago)
turns outhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aaLiLRVeaZA
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 11 November 2019 18:11 (five years ago)
I almost fell out of my chair at "reverse-quadruple agent"
― mh, Monday, 11 November 2019 18:15 (five years ago)
good content thank u
― adam, Monday, 11 November 2019 18:20 (five years ago)
extremely goodI love mgsv but died at the brevity all the ocelot parts are the best (just like in the games)
― gyac, Monday, 11 November 2019 19:53 (five years ago)
minus one point for never saying "Shalashaska"
― mh, Monday, 11 November 2019 19:55 (five years ago)
Yeah! I think they could have done some of the madder bits of MGSV, like Ocelot brainwashing himself and Ocelot being in love with Big Boss. But the Ocelot meow too. God, I need to replay already.
― gyac, Monday, 11 November 2019 20:04 (five years ago)
kojimo memoir incoming
https://www.viz.com/read/book/creative-gene/product/6834
― Tracer Hand, Friday, 15 October 2021 09:23 (three years ago)
Someone made MGS1 in VR: https://kotaku.com/metal-gear-solid-mod-vr-boneworks-vr-solid-snake-kojima-1849431217
― It's like there's a Republican party in my mouth and everyone's indicted (Leee), Thursday, 18 August 2022 22:36 (three years ago)