Worst snog at the Office Xmas Party

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The worst one now.

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OptionVotes
18 years my senior 10
colleagues 5
someone I hated 3
2 girls at once outside on the deck 2
the postboy 1
photocopier arse snogs 0


kingkongvsgodzilla, Tuesday, 22 September 2009 16:24 (sixteen years ago)

england is horrifying

goole, Tuesday, 22 September 2009 16:27 (sixteen years ago)

http://www.foundshit.com/pictures/funny/go-usa-sign.jpg

Halt! Fergiezeit (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 22 September 2009 16:31 (sixteen years ago)

snog

dan m, Tuesday, 22 September 2009 16:33 (sixteen years ago)

snogosphere

cool app (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Tuesday, 22 September 2009 16:35 (sixteen years ago)

You should redo this poll and call it the office Chrimbo party for extra horror factor </protip>

What are the benefits of Western democracy, better elections? (DJ Mencap), Tuesday, 22 September 2009 16:35 (sixteen years ago)

snogtees.com

dan m, Tuesday, 22 September 2009 16:37 (sixteen years ago)

snoggage

What are the benefits of Western democracy, better elections? (DJ Mencap), Tuesday, 22 September 2009 16:37 (sixteen years ago)

england is horrifying

― goole, Tuesday, September 22, 2009 4:27 PM (10 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Mr. Que, Tuesday, 22 September 2009 16:38 (sixteen years ago)

2 girls at once outside on the deck

is your office in fact a cabin?

unban dictionary (blueski), Tuesday, 22 September 2009 16:40 (sixteen years ago)

Have never snogged anyone ever at any work function or even been tempted to. I can't believe this is a "thing". The idea is...horrifying.

that stupid-ass cannibal pen-pal of yours (Laurel), Tuesday, 22 September 2009 16:43 (sixteen years ago)

typical oversexed overpaid overheard brits

unban dictionary (blueski), Tuesday, 22 September 2009 16:45 (sixteen years ago)

It's not that I don't have cute colleagues, either! Crossing the line of "business" people is just inconceivable to me, given that you have to see them 5 days a week.

that stupid-ass cannibal pen-pal of yours (Laurel), Tuesday, 22 September 2009 16:46 (sixteen years ago)

You're not supposed to be sober and rational at the office Xmas party.

Halt! Fergiezeit (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 22 September 2009 16:47 (sixteen years ago)

the word "snog" is horrifying

dan m, Tuesday, 22 September 2009 16:48 (sixteen years ago)

You're not supposed to be sober and rational at the office Xmas party.

― Halt! Fergiezeit (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, September 22, 2009 11:47 AM (52 seconds ago) Bookmark

yes you are. that way you don't make out with these people.

goole, Tuesday, 22 September 2009 16:49 (sixteen years ago)

the word "snog" is horrifying

― dan m, Tuesday, September 22, 2009 4:48 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Mr. Que, Tuesday, 22 September 2009 16:52 (sixteen years ago)

yes you are. that way you don't make out with these people.

― goole, Tuesday, September 22, 2009 4:49 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Mr. Que, Tuesday, 22 September 2009 16:53 (sixteen years ago)

Does "worst" mean "best" in this sort of poll?

The postboy sounds kind of hot and puckish, so I'm gonna snog him.

Neotropical pygmy squirrel, Tuesday, 22 September 2009 16:54 (sixteen years ago)

snogging: worse than blogging

steamed hams (harbl), Tuesday, 22 September 2009 16:54 (sixteen years ago)

snog blog

Mr. Que, Tuesday, 22 September 2009 16:55 (sixteen years ago)

Isn't getting drunk at work functions the kind of thing that leads to no one wanting to do business w you or taking you seriously? I have enough problems, do not need to be embarrassed every time I try to buy printing from another company or tell someone to meet a deadline.

that stupid-ass cannibal pen-pal of yours (Laurel), Tuesday, 22 September 2009 16:55 (sixteen years ago)

snog blog written under the influence of egg nog

Mr. Que, Tuesday, 22 September 2009 16:55 (sixteen years ago)

It's exciting that this thread's getting so many posts when it was just supposed to be a one-off parody thread of all those "Worst Song" threads.

Also, y'all know Photocopy your arse! Snog the postboy! It's the Office Xmas Party... right? Cool.

kingkongvsgodzilla, Tuesday, 22 September 2009 16:57 (sixteen years ago)

http://www.courageunfettered.com/xtra/zog.jpg

unban dictionary (blueski), Tuesday, 22 September 2009 16:57 (sixteen years ago)

The really really REALLY "worst snog" has to be your own boss.

xp er there's a worst song thread? Also, no.

that stupid-ass cannibal pen-pal of yours (Laurel), Tuesday, 22 September 2009 16:58 (sixteen years ago)

livesnogging

history mayne, Tuesday, 22 September 2009 16:58 (sixteen years ago)

I've never really worked for businesses so in my experience office parties involve getting drunk, badmouthing yr boss to his face by accident, and lol making out.

Halt! Fergiezeit (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 22 September 2009 16:58 (sixteen years ago)

wtf

http://www.interstatemusic.com/wcsstore/InterstateMusic/ims/ipf/SexWaxForSticks.jpg

unban dictionary (blueski), Tuesday, 22 September 2009 16:59 (sixteen years ago)

It's exciting that this thread's getting so many posts when it was just supposed to be a one-off parody thread of all those "Worst Song" threads.

ILM is horrifying

dan m, Tuesday, 22 September 2009 16:59 (sixteen years ago)

sex wax is for surfboards!

\(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Tuesday, 22 September 2009 17:00 (sixteen years ago)

oh wait it's for drummers? I am confused.

\(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Tuesday, 22 September 2009 17:00 (sixteen years ago)

that's horrifying (but bodacious)

unban dictionary (blueski), Tuesday, 22 September 2009 17:00 (sixteen years ago)

xpost it's great for your stick dude. pretty self-explanatatory.

give me sluts (Upt0eleven), Tuesday, 22 September 2009 17:01 (sixteen years ago)

No, I was right. Originally for surfboards (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mr._Zog's_Sex_Wax) Although: Although it is not manufactured or marketed as a food product, Sex Wax is popularly used as chewing gum in some areas of the U.S. WTF????!!!!

\(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Tuesday, 22 September 2009 17:02 (sixteen years ago)

snog girl is crazy

brownie, Tuesday, 22 September 2009 17:02 (sixteen years ago)

^^^thank you

kingkongvsgodzilla, Tuesday, 22 September 2009 17:03 (sixteen years ago)

the best of admin snog

unban dictionary (blueski), Tuesday, 22 September 2009 17:03 (sixteen years ago)

Sex Wax is popularly used as chewing gum in some areas of the U.S.

The U.S. is horrifying.

Halt! Fergiezeit (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 22 September 2009 17:03 (sixteen years ago)

Who and where are ppl chewing sex wax instead of gum?! I have handled the stuff - it smells weird and is not the kind of thing I'd ever think to put in my mouth. Good grief. People are strange.

\(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Tuesday, 22 September 2009 17:05 (sixteen years ago)

it smells weird and is not the kind of thing I'd ever think to put in my mouth.

If I had a nickel....

give me sluts (Upt0eleven), Tuesday, 22 September 2009 17:05 (sixteen years ago)

hahaha @ this. i forgot about the deck thing entirely.

Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 22 September 2009 17:05 (sixteen years ago)

i've seen people chewing sex wax

Mr. Que, Tuesday, 22 September 2009 17:12 (sixteen years ago)

almost as horrifying as england

Mr. Que, Tuesday, 22 September 2009 17:12 (sixteen years ago)

england isn't actually real you clod

unban dictionary (blueski), Tuesday, 22 September 2009 17:14 (sixteen years ago)

photocopier arse snogs

??

I saw your posse, but now it's me who's bossy (DavidM), Tuesday, 22 September 2009 17:17 (sixteen years ago)

how could the last option be the worst?

The Real Dirty Vicar, Wednesday, 23 September 2009 15:22 (sixteen years ago)

Most likely that option would not be the worst. But since it was in the original thread, I felt it should be included.

kingkongvsgodzilla, Wednesday, 23 September 2009 15:30 (sixteen years ago)

DV asking the important questions

What are the benefits of dating a younger guy, better erections? (darraghmac), Wednesday, 23 September 2009 15:37 (sixteen years ago)

I suppose it might depend on the girls.

The Real Dirty Vicar, Wednesday, 23 September 2009 16:11 (sixteen years ago)

"Wonderful Christmas Time". What's that? Oh, "SNOG". Right then, carry on.

Size-zero-brigade-embrace-token-chubby-chops (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 23 September 2009 16:12 (sixteen years ago)

"Simply having, 2 girls on the deck outside..."

Mark G, Wednesday, 23 September 2009 16:15 (sixteen years ago)

Nicely played sir.

Size-zero-brigade-embrace-token-chubby-chops (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 23 September 2009 16:16 (sixteen years ago)

'snog a tumour

CharlieS, Thursday, 24 September 2009 00:09 (sixteen years ago)

Wait, if "colleagues" is an option doesnt that cover all the other options, basically?

Also surely worst would be some hideous faux pas like snogging the CEO wouldnt it.

Dearth Disco (Trayce), Thursday, 24 September 2009 00:17 (sixteen years ago)

(I've never done this, but I *have* dated work mates a couple of times)

Dearth Disco (Trayce), Thursday, 24 September 2009 00:18 (sixteen years ago)

i've only ever dated one person i worked with but we knew each other before either of us worked there, we'd had a blazing drunken row when we met about a year earlier that we were both still gleeful about, and luckily when everything ended in another blazing drunken row that also filled me with glee i had left my job so we didn't have to see each other at work.

estela, Thursday, 24 September 2009 00:27 (sixteen years ago)

glee?

Mark G, Thursday, 24 September 2009 08:39 (sixteen years ago)

yes, the standard of insults was very high and the level of bitterness very low.

estela, Thursday, 24 September 2009 08:56 (sixteen years ago)

ah, I did not see that last "had", and thought you left the job so as to not see him.

Mark G, Thursday, 24 September 2009 08:57 (sixteen years ago)

no, it was the work itself and the being expected to go there every day except weekends and holidays that drove me away.

estela, Thursday, 24 September 2009 09:22 (sixteen years ago)

^^^ Truth bomb

Halt! Fergiezeit (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 24 September 2009 09:55 (sixteen years ago)

two months pass...

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

System, Wednesday, 23 December 2009 00:01 (sixteen years ago)

we had one of these last week, i was technically working and i drank too much champagne and then someones discarded manhattan, i made friends with a man wearing a three-piece suit and insulted a coworkers roommate by accident, i didnt snog anyone, whatever that means, but i did learn that two other coworkers are dating and i had a very difficult time being quiet about it, and then i met a man who was in iraq

max, Wednesday, 23 December 2009 00:18 (sixteen years ago)

there was also a macaroni and cheese bar

max, Wednesday, 23 December 2009 00:22 (sixteen years ago)

would never happen but the correct answer is "colleagues"

happy christmas your ass (electricsound), Wednesday, 23 December 2009 00:22 (sixteen years ago)

lol this is relevant to my interests :/

Pedro Paramore (jim), Wednesday, 23 December 2009 00:41 (sixteen years ago)

Someone, whoever, when you both know you have partners

The reverse TARDIS of pasta (Niles Caulder), Wednesday, 23 December 2009 01:00 (sixteen years ago)

the worst snog i've ever had was in fact after the office xmas party

mookieproof, Wednesday, 23 December 2009 01:18 (sixteen years ago)

snog

― dan m, Tuesday, September 22, 2009 11:33 AM (3 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

still fascinated by this word

everyone stop (dan m), Wednesday, 23 December 2009 01:24 (sixteen years ago)

i am a britisher but i don't think i've ever heard anyone use the word snog irl. Altho I am from Glasgow so that might explain it: "winch" "get" and "schneck" all more common fair.

Pedro Paramore (jim), Wednesday, 23 December 2009 01:27 (sixteen years ago)

snögg

everyone stop (dan m), Wednesday, 23 December 2009 01:29 (sixteen years ago)

I am a Britisher and snog is the word of choice for me and my friends to describe this activity. But we're all in our late 30s so for all I know 'winch' might be the new snog.

ljubljana, Wednesday, 23 December 2009 01:33 (sixteen years ago)

winch specifically Scottish and not new iirc.

Pedro Paramore (jim), Wednesday, 23 December 2009 01:35 (sixteen years ago)

we need finnish words for this activity

mookieproof, Wednesday, 23 December 2009 02:04 (sixteen years ago)

i'm pretty sure i've never kissed anyone at the office Christmas party, even the closeted gay guys.

Rage, Resentment, Spleen (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 23 December 2009 02:35 (sixteen years ago)

Christmas party, last week, ended up watching two dudes shotgun beers that beers that expired in 2006, and then shotgunning a 2008 beer myself shortly thereafter. Then listened to a man brag about his daughter who applied (but hasn't yet been accepted??) to Carnegie Mellon for a looooooooong time. Good luck USA, fuck this

Quiet, I'm making my Youtube Star Wars Review (Z S), Wednesday, 23 December 2009 03:06 (sixteen years ago)

Many years ago, I kissed my assistant manager at a New Year's party in Balham. Later that night my manager made my cry, for unrelated reasons. LOL BRITISHES.

tokyo rosemary, Wednesday, 23 December 2009 03:08 (sixteen years ago)

egg snog

hellzapoppa (tipsy mothra), Wednesday, 23 December 2009 03:14 (sixteen years ago)

oh hell someone made that pun. nemmind.

i've never snogged anyone at xmas parties except for girlfriends or wives.

hellzapoppa (tipsy mothra), Wednesday, 23 December 2009 03:16 (sixteen years ago)

(to be clear: my own girlfriends or wives. not co-workers'.)

hellzapoppa (tipsy mothra), Wednesday, 23 December 2009 03:16 (sixteen years ago)

macaroni and cheese bar?!!

dragon movies (rrrobyn), Wednesday, 23 December 2009 03:20 (sixteen years ago)

the main rules i pre-office-party mirror-prep with like a boxer going into the ring are:
don't kiss anyone
don't take off your clothes
don't fall down
don't yell drunk stupid things while the boss is making his yr the best team around speech

dragon movies (rrrobyn), Wednesday, 23 December 2009 03:28 (sixteen years ago)

dont blog your snog, lads and lasses

no mate bruce springsteen is the american jimmy barnes (King Boy Pato), Wednesday, 23 December 2009 03:38 (sixteen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

System, Thursday, 24 December 2009 00:01 (sixteen years ago)

one year passes...

work night out yesterday. girl who has a boyfriend tried to kiss me in front of everyone, and when i moved my head to the side to evade it she nibbled on my earlobe. Monday will be awkward!

À la recherche du temps Pardew (jim in glasgow), Friday, 24 December 2010 00:40 (fifteen years ago)

tyson.jpg

all i gotta do is akh nachivly (darraghmac), Friday, 24 December 2010 02:41 (fifteen years ago)

she won't remember. (fingers crossed.)

not everything is a campfire (ian), Friday, 24 December 2010 03:04 (fifteen years ago)

probably she'll vaguely remember it and send me an apologetic email in which she's not quite sure what she's apologising for.

À la recherche du temps Pardew (jim in glasgow), Friday, 24 December 2010 03:50 (fifteen years ago)


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