Worst snog at the Office Xmas Party

england is horrifying

http://www.foundshit.com/pictures/funny/go-usa-sign.jpg

snog

snogosphere

You should redo this poll and call it the office Chrimbo party for extra horror factor </protip>

snogtees.com

snoggage

england is horrifying

― goole, Tuesday, September 22, 2009 4:27 PM (10 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

2 girls at once outside on the deck

is your office in fact a cabin?

Have never snogged anyone ever at any work function or even been tempted to. I can't believe this is a "thing". The idea is...horrifying.

typical oversexed overpaid overheard brits

It's not that I don't have cute colleagues, either! Crossing the line of "business" people is just inconceivable to me, given that you have to see them 5 days a week.

You're not supposed to be sober and rational at the office Xmas party.

the word "snog" is horrifying

You're not supposed to be sober and rational at the office Xmas party.

― Halt! Fergiezeit (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, September 22, 2009 11:47 AM (52 seconds ago) Bookmark

yes you are. that way you don't make out with these people.

the word "snog" is horrifying

― dan m, Tuesday, September 22, 2009 4:48 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

yes you are. that way you don't make out with these people.

― goole, Tuesday, September 22, 2009 4:49 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Does "worst" mean "best" in this sort of poll?

The postboy sounds kind of hot and puckish, so I'm gonna snog him.

snogging: worse than blogging

snog blog

Isn't getting drunk at work functions the kind of thing that leads to no one wanting to do business w you or taking you seriously? I have enough problems, do not need to be embarrassed every time I try to buy printing from another company or tell someone to meet a deadline.

snog blog written under the influence of egg nog

It's exciting that this thread's getting so many posts when it was just supposed to be a one-off parody thread of all those "Worst Song" threads.

Also, y'all know Photocopy your arse! Snog the postboy! It's the Office Xmas Party... right? Cool.

http://www.courageunfettered.com/xtra/zog.jpg

The really really REALLY "worst snog" has to be your own boss.

xp er there's a worst song thread? Also, no.

livesnogging

I've never really worked for businesses so in my experience office parties involve getting drunk, badmouthing yr boss to his face by accident, and lol making out.

wtf

http://www.interstatemusic.com/wcsstore/InterstateMusic/ims/ipf/SexWaxForSticks.jpg

It's exciting that this thread's getting so many posts when it was just supposed to be a one-off parody thread of all those "Worst Song" threads.

ILM is horrifying

sex wax is for surfboards!

oh wait it's for drummers? I am confused.

that's horrifying (but bodacious)

xpost it's great for your stick dude. pretty self-explanatatory.

No, I was right. Originally for surfboards (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mr._Zog's_Sex_Wax) Although: Although it is not manufactured or marketed as a food product, Sex Wax is popularly used as chewing gum in some areas of the U.S. WTF????!!!!

snog girl is crazy

^^^thank you

the best of admin snog

Sex Wax is popularly used as chewing gum in some areas of the U.S.

The U.S. is horrifying.

Who and where are ppl chewing sex wax instead of gum?! I have handled the stuff - it smells weird and is not the kind of thing I'd ever think to put in my mouth. Good grief. People are strange.

it smells weird and is not the kind of thing I'd ever think to put in my mouth.

If I had a nickel....

hahaha @ this. i forgot about the deck thing entirely.

i've seen people chewing sex wax

almost as horrifying as england

england isn't actually real you clod

photocopier arse snogs

??

how could the last option be the worst?

Most likely that option would not be the worst. But since it was in the original thread, I felt it should be included.

DV asking the important questions

I suppose it might depend on the girls.

"Wonderful Christmas Time". What's that? Oh, "SNOG". Right then, carry on.

"Simply having, 2 girls on the deck outside..."

Nicely played sir.

'snog a tumour

Wait, if "colleagues" is an option doesnt that cover all the other options, basically?

Also surely worst would be some hideous faux pas like snogging the CEO wouldnt it.

(I've never done this, but I *have* dated work mates a couple of times)

i've only ever dated one person i worked with but we knew each other before either of us worked there, we'd had a blazing drunken row when we met about a year earlier that we were both still gleeful about, and luckily when everything ended in another blazing drunken row that also filled me with glee i had left my job so we didn't have to see each other at work.

glee?

yes, the standard of insults was very high and the level of bitterness very low.

ah, I did not see that last "had", and thought you left the job so as to not see him.

no, it was the work itself and the being expected to go there every day except weekends and holidays that drove me away.

^^^ Truth bomb

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we had one of these last week, i was technically working and i drank too much champagne and then someones discarded manhattan, i made friends with a man wearing a three-piece suit and insulted a coworkers roommate by accident, i didnt snog anyone, whatever that means, but i did learn that two other coworkers are dating and i had a very difficult time being quiet about it, and then i met a man who was in iraq

there was also a macaroni and cheese bar

would never happen but the correct answer is "colleagues"

lol this is relevant to my interests :/

Someone, whoever, when you both know you have partners

the worst snog i've ever had was in fact after the office xmas party

snog

― dan m, Tuesday, September 22, 2009 11:33 AM (3 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

still fascinated by this word

i am a britisher but i don't think i've ever heard anyone use the word snog irl. Altho I am from Glasgow so that might explain it: "winch" "get" and "schneck" all more common fair.

snögg

I am a Britisher and snog is the word of choice for me and my friends to describe this activity. But we're all in our late 30s so for all I know 'winch' might be the new snog.

winch specifically Scottish and not new iirc.

we need finnish words for this activity

i'm pretty sure i've never kissed anyone at the office Christmas party, even the closeted gay guys.

Christmas party, last week, ended up watching two dudes shotgun beers that beers that expired in 2006, and then shotgunning a 2008 beer myself shortly thereafter. Then listened to a man brag about his daughter who applied (but hasn't yet been accepted??) to Carnegie Mellon for a looooooooong time. Good luck USA, fuck this

Many years ago, I kissed my assistant manager at a New Year's party in Balham. Later that night my manager made my cry, for unrelated reasons. LOL BRITISHES.

egg snog

oh hell someone made that pun. nemmind.

i've never snogged anyone at xmas parties except for girlfriends or wives.

(to be clear: my own girlfriends or wives. not co-workers'.)

macaroni and cheese bar?!!

the main rules i pre-office-party mirror-prep with like a boxer going into the ring are:
don't kiss anyone
don't take off your clothes
don't fall down
don't yell drunk stupid things while the boss is making his yr the best team around speech

dont blog your snog, lads and lasses

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work night out yesterday. girl who has a boyfriend tried to kiss me in front of everyone, and when i moved my head to the side to evade it she nibbled on my earlobe. Monday will be awkward!

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she won't remember. (fingers crossed.)

probably she'll vaguely remember it and send me an apologetic email in which she's not quite sure what she's apologising for.