List of Dharma & Greg episodes

101 "Pilot" September 24 On their first date, free-spirited Dharma Finkelstein and straight laced Greg Montgomery are married in a private ceremony.

102 "And the In-Laws Meet" October 1 The less-than-pleased parents of Dharma and Greg meet for the first time.

103 "Shower the People You Love With Love" October 8 Dharma goes to buy Greg a shower while Greg endures an afternoon of golfing with Edward and Larry.

104 "And Then There's the Wedding" October 15 Dharma and Greg are married again for their parents.

105 "The Ex-Files" October 22 Greg's Ex returns and she still has feelings for Greg.

106 "Yoga and Boo, Boo" October 29 Dharma introduces Greg to Yoga, hoping to reduce his stress level.

107 "Indian Summer" November 5 An elderly Native American has decided to live with Dharma and Greg until he dies, because their apartment now stands on his ancestors' sacred burial ground.

108 "Mr. Montgomery Goes to Washington" November 12 Greg runs for Congress but neither he nor Dharma are prepared for the social graces of the job.

109 "He Ain't Heavy, He's My Father" November 19 Family secrets are revealed when Dharma and Greg are given a background check for Greg's security upgrade.

110 "The First Thanksgiving" November 26 Dharma volunteers to make Thanksgiving dinner for the entire family.

111 "Instant Dharma" December 10 Dharma's yoga students are deserting her class for a popular self-defense class taught by a wacko.

112 "Haus Arrest" December 17 Greg's teenage cousin visits him and Dharma for the holidays.

113 "Do You Want Fries With That?" January 7 Dharma convinces Greg to quit his job and flip burgers, much to his parents' chagrin.

114 "Old Yeller" January 21 Dharma needs a mode of transportation so she buys a school bus. Greg's parents host a reception for a famous artist who turns out to have been Abby's ex-fiance.

115 "The Second Coming of Leonard" February 4 Everyone is enamored over Dharma's former boyfriend Leonard - except Greg.

116 "Dharma and Greg's First Romantic Valentine's Day Weekend" February 11 All sorts of problems arise during Dharma and Greg's romantic weekend in upstate New York.

117 "The Official Dharma & Greg Episode of the 1998 Winter Olympics" February 25 Dharma, Abby and Jane try to help Kitty cope with her 50th birthday while Greg, Edward and Larry go skiing.

118 "Daughter of the Bride of Finkelstein" March 4 Dharma and Greg move in with Greg's parents after a plumbing emergency. The Finkelsteins contemplate marriage after 28 years of living together.

119 "Dharma's Tangled Web" March 11 Dharma learns that Kitty and Edward are separating and creates a mess when she tries to keep the news from Greg.

120 "The Cat's Out of the Bag" April 1 Dharma attempts to help the Montgomerys' sex life by taking Kitty to an adult erotica shop where they naturally run into Larry and Abby.

121 "Spring Forward, Fall Down" April 28 Dharma convinces Greg to join her in a dance competition at Kitty and Edward's country club.

122 "Much Ado During Nothing" May 13 Dharma and Greg try to have sex in the most unusual place to win back a wooden duck from Jane, using the last episode of Seinfeld as a cover.

123 "Invasion of the Buddy Snatcher" May 20 Dharma becomes friends with Greg's poker buddies and "humanizes" them to Greg.

what a first season for 'dharma and greg'!

201 "Ringing Up Baby" September 23 Dharma agrees to adopt the baby of a pregnant checkout girl named Donna.

202 "It Takes a Village" September 30 As part of the "it takes a village to raise a child" philosophy, Dharma's parents bring in several people to raise Donna's baby. Kitty wants to name the baby after Edward's Uncle Fergus.

203 "Turn Turn Turn" October 7 Donna changes her mind and asks Dharma and Greg for her baby back.

204 "The Paper Hat Anniversary" October 14 Dharma and Greg fake a fight to get out of spending their anniversary with their parents, but inadvertently start a real one. After their car breaks down, they make it to a diner and end up having to run the place.

205 "Unarmed and Dangerous" October 21 Pete gets in an accident and Dharma tries to nurse him back to health, both physically and spiritually. Meanwhile Kitty is busy trying to throw a big "Save the Ducks" fundraiser.

206 "A Closet Full of Hell" October 28 Season 2's Halloween episode involving creepy dolls in a hidden closet. This episode is a satire on the horror movie genre with a surprise ending.

207 "Valet Girl" November 4 Dharma and Greg attend the wedding of Kitty's housekeeper. After volunteering to help with the valet parking, Dharma spends some quality time with one of the guest's sports cars while Greg gets into big trouble for a long past contention that another of the guests was his "first".

208 "Like, Dharma's Totally Got a Date" November 11 Dharma tries to boost the ego of a neighborhood high school kid by going with him to the prom. Meanwhile, Larry startles Kitty causing her to fall and injure her tailbone. After being embarrassed in front of the mayor, she responds by suing Larry.

209 "Brought to You in DharmaVision" November 18 It seems that Dharma has gone too far in trying to be accepted into Greg's family, so the spirit of her Native American friend George shows up to guide her back to herself. Dharma ends up in the woods with Jane where Greg and Larry try to go "rescue" them.

210 "Yes, We Have No Bananas (or Anything Else for That Matter)" November 25 Greg is upset at being given the same "Superior" rating as Pete and spends the episode trying to find ways to show his boss the difference between "OK" and "superior" while at the same time being driven to distraction by Dharma's new business, which doesn't sell anything.

211 "The House That Dharma Built" December 9 Larry and Abby's right to their property is under siege by an unscrupulous developer who is an old rival of Greg's. Greg and Pete go off to try to get even their way while Dharma and Jane try it another way. Eventually, the two groups meet up and the real estate developer's wife gives them everything they need because Dharma simply asks.

212 "Are You Ready for Some Football?" December 16 When Greg and Pete take Dharma to see a football game, she becomes obsessed with the sport. Cameo by Steve Young.

213 "Death and Violins" January 6 Dharma tries to help Kitty make up with her dying mother-in-law Beatrice Montgomery.

214 "Dharma and Greg on a Hot Tin Roof" January 20 Dharma and Greg are masquerading as a southern couple in a golf shop one day when they bump into another truly "Southern" gentleman who it turns out is a judge before whom Greg has to argue a case. Too embarrassed and scared to come clean, Dharma and Greg spend the rest of the episode pretending to be a proper southern couple.

215 "Dharma and the Horse She Rode In On" February 3 Someone else is falling for Dharma, and this time it's a horse who starts escaping from its stable and following Dharma around everywhere.

216 "See Dharma Run" February 10 After she is fined for refilling parking meters, Dharma tries to run for public office. Jane and Pete are getting married in this episode.

217 "Run, Dharma, Run" February 17 Dharma meets Karen Love, a formidable opponent in her run for office.

218 "See Dharma Run Amok" February 24 Dharma's campaign ends in disgrace when Karen Love wins the election.

219 "Everybody Must Get Stones" March 3 Dharma and Greg are humiliated at a special retreat for couples.

220 "Dharma Drags Edward Out of Retirement" March 31 Edward, bored with retirement, goes out with Dharma to avoid another one of Kitty's activities and ends up running a clothing store for transvestites. Kitty is unhappy, not because he was chosen to work at that store, but because he has returned to the working life.

221 "It Never Happened One Night" May 5 Kitty refuses to speak to Dharma after she reveals Kitty's humble origins to her country-club friends.

222 "Bed, Bath and Beyond" May 12 Larry comes over when Greg is doing some work on the apartment and cluelessly causes a disaster. Walls open up, holes get put into the ceiling, and Greg gets beaten up after talking smack to a contractor.

223 "A Girl Can Dream, Can't She?" May 19 When Dharma dreams Greg's plane will crash, she tries to stop him from going on a business trip.

224 "The Dating Game" May 26 Yet another of Dharma and Greg's games becomes reality after the couple tries to go out on a "first date" again. Dharma gets mad and runs back to her parents' home and Greg has to win her back for real.

season 2: another winner!

didn't realize they had an uptight mother character named "Kitty" a year before That 70s Show. uh...props?

517 "She's with the Band" 03/26/02 Dharma's good intentions equate to bad business for Greg when she tries to help the daughter of an influential businessman by filling in as the drummer in her rock band. Things get especially harried when the band is caught jamming naked on the rooftop of their apartment building.

518 "Mission: Implausible" 04/02/02 A visit from a younger alumnus from Greg's law school launches him into the middle of a crazy college game with very specific rules. Despite Greg's reluctance to engage in a college prank at this stage in his life, Dharma leaves him no choice when she rallies the gang to help him win back his championship title.

519 "This Diamond Ring" 04/02/02 When Dharma takes her ring to a jeweler to get it cleaned, she learns that what she'd believed for the past five years to be a priceless family heirloom is, in fact, just a really good fake. Meanwhile, Pete turns to Dharma for help in getting Gretchen (Claudia Schiffer) to go out with him. Her simple, sound advice works … Soon Gretchen is head-over-heels for Pete — and he can't stand it.

520 "The Tooth Is Out There" 04/09/02 Larry seizes the opportunity to buy his favorite conspiracy bookstore when he learns that it's up for sale, Greg goes on a mission to debunk the myth of UFO's, and Kitty uses jealousy as a means of sprucing up her sex life with Edward. Mitch Pileggi (The X-Files) makes a cameo appearance as himself when he comes to sign autographs at Larry's bookstore.

521 "The Parent Trap" 04/16/02 Not surprisingly, Greg's sneering former secretary, Marlene (Yeardley Smith), is having trouble finding another job, so Dharma offers to help her out. Meanwhile, Kitty plans an elaborate marriage vow-renewing ceremony for Edward and herself, but forgets one minor detail — asking Edward if he wants to.

522 "Tuesday's Child" 04/23/02 A lost child finds her way into Dharma and Greg's lives - and hearts - prompting them to wonder whether they're ready to be parents. Meanwhile, Kitty is ordered to complete community service hours and chooses to do so at Abby's thrift shop.

523 "Eggplant Dharmasean!" 4/30/02 Dharma's new vegan italian restaurant is a hit, but Greg can't get past his jealousy of the new waiter, a little person named Robert.

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524 "The Mamas and the Papas" (Part I & Part II) [The Finale] 04/30/02 In the first part of this special one-hour season finale, Dharma and Greg find themselves once again trying to make peace between their polar opposite parents when an argument breaks out over whether the couple will vacation with the Finkelsteins or the Montgomerys. Dharma tries to appease both sides by arranging for everyone to spend the weekend at the Montgomerys' mountain chalet, but when the usual bickering and insults kick into high gear, it finally sends Dharma and Greg over the edge. In the second half-hour, Dharma & Greg get stuck in a snowstorm after leaving the chalet and begin to wonder how their diverse upbringings will affect them as parents.

prosecution rests

you have no fuckin clue how hard it was to try and chronologically fit things in there man

i wonder if she's a better drummer than a.c. slater

421 "Pride and Prejudice" 05/01/01 Dharma's paranoia reaches new heights when she discovers her own prejudice against little people

jenna and bodhi elfman

http://media.santabanta.com/gal/event/peoplechoiceawards/48.jpg

going with no

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vDJ_yZZJWL8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZBe4ordodTk

tbf it doesn't really seem like they're supposed to be a "good band"

jane lynch in that first clip btw

and uh bob dylan, huh

what do you know

forgot this was on as long as it was. sooooo dreadful. and i will watch ANYTHING. her new show actually could be as bad. her other show that i already forget the name of was horrible too!

i do kinda want to see the later episodes of this now cuzza this thread. um, thanks?

Dharma sounds like a handful

She was kinda hot, tho.

Family Guy may not be all that, but it nailed this show.

yeah she was but her antics would disrupt my meals, which I take alone in the study

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lol. What happened to her, anyway? The show was on in, what, the early 90s?

she has a new show!

new show coming Daniel!

Hm! And still kinda hot.

"Elfman began as a professional dancer, making an appearance in UK electronic group Depeche Mode's promotional video for their 1990 song "Halo"."

this is the other horrible one. i think i'm the only person who actually saw it:

Courting Alex is a short-lived American sitcom that aired on CBS from January 23, 2006 to March 29, 2006, and was a vehicle for Jenna Elfman of Dharma & Greg fame.

Elfman portrays Alex Rose, a successful, single attorney who works with her father Bill (Dabney Coleman) at his law firm. Alex struggles with dating while looking for love in a big city. Her father wants her to settle down with her coworker Stephen, a star lawyer at the firm who is smitten with her. She prefers Scott (Josh Randall), the tavern owner she meets in the first episode, who her father doesn't approve of. Alex relies on the advice of her assistant Molly (Jillian Bach) and British neighbor Julian (Hugh Bonneville).

Comedian Wayne Federman has a recurring role as office sycophant, Johnson.

Dabney Coleman! Good TV actor, but sadly he reminds me of a mustachioed Matt Drudge.

god, the neighbor on that alex show was soooo bad. what do we do, make him gay or british?? i dunno, both! or whatever. worst neighbor crutch/prop in all of sitcomdom.

Dabney deserves better

we all deserve better

i will watch ANYTHING

This used to be me, too. But between (a) a broken remote that I cannot seem to replace anywhere, (b) helping my daughter with homework and the fact that she goes to bed absurdly late, and (c) the omnipresent interwebs, I haven't seen almost any TV shows in years. No Lost, no American Idol, no ER, only two episodes of The Sopranos and Entorage, and so on and so on.

It's strange to be so divorced from some big swaths of pop culture. I've never heard songs by T-Pain and Lady Ga-Ga, either (among others).

Did I say kinda hot? Let me rephrase: Hot.

http://files.myopera.com/Hollywoodblows/blog/Jenna%20Elfman%20in%20Allure.jpg

(Hope that's safe-for-work. It's nude, but not revealing.)

Jena “Have you raped a baby?” elfman still looking good.

SFW doesn't mean "You can't quite see her womb"

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i have seen too many episodes of this dreadful show fwiw

dharma was the single most horrible lead character on any hit sitcom ever

Her Sc1ent0l0gy diminishes her hottness considerably for me. Still, I remember a scene where there was this swim suit that... ah whatevs.

j. elfman one of those celebs i find v attractive despite really wanting to hate her because that show sure did suck and she seems annoying and $cientology-y

also that movie with ed norton & ben stiller & her was such a corny piece of shit.

http://www.tmz.com/2006/06/13/when-elfmans-explode/

http://www.holysmoke.org/cos/jenna-elfman-blogger.htm

yeah i feel like i've seen an upsetting number of episodes of this show. did it have a decent lead-in or was i just that stupid?

HOWARD STERN: Okay, here we go. This is an article. Jenna Elfman, you know, the chick who used to be on TV, you know who she is?

ROBIN QUIVERS: Oh, yeah, from "Dharma and Greg", right?

HOWARD (reading from article): Some Jenna Elfman fans were startled by what the star had to say in a recent issue of Scientology magazine "Celebrity". Quote, "I intend to make Scientology as accessible to as many people as I can, and that is my goal in life", Elfman said. To do this, she says, "It is my duty to clear the planet". By clearing, she means to rid the world of body thetans, aliens who Scientologists believe inhabit the earth from a nuclear explosion 75 million years ago.

(Artie Lange laughing)

HOWARD: (laughs) She continued that "the more successful I became, the more suppression I bumped into, especially in the entertainment industry which really is home to rabid suppression".

(Artie laughing even more)

HOWARD: She said that in the magazine.

ARTIE LANGE: Oh, my God, that's great!

ROBIN: Wait a minute, you gotta tell me this again; she's what?

HOWARD: She wants to get rid of thetans.

ARTIE: She's crazy!

HOWARD: Body--(laughter)--

ROBIN: That's the short version.

ARTIE: She's a lunatic!

HOWARD: Evidently Scientology believes, according to Jenna Elfman, that there are body thetans out that who are actual aliens who came here after a big nuclear holocaust 75 million years ago.

(Fred Norris starts playing spooky "Twilight Zone"-type background music)

ARTIE: Right--

HOWARD: --and she wants to rid the planet of them.

ROBIN: Oh. And how--where are they? I mean, what do they look like?

HOWARD: I just see this as a sign of mental illness and that she's gonna try and rid--she wants to get rid of people.

ARTIE: It's a cry for help, I think she needs professional help.

ROBIN: I really do believe we need to interview her before that help comes.

HOWARD: Gary, get me Jenna Elfman tomorrow as a guest immediately, fly her in.

ROBIN: We want to help her clear the planet!

ARTIE: One of my favorite things you ever did here before I got here, just listening during the news once. You played two separate clips of Jenna Elfman speaking and she somehow finished her sentences, like the one, she was in tune with the crap she was feeling!

I lived with a TV-holic roommate and I'd just watch whatever he had on until I couldn't take it anymore. That's my excuse.

I used to live with the actress who is playing her sister on the new show. I hope, for her sake at least, that it gets better. She is actually quite a funny lady.

yeah she is definitely one of the bright spots of that show, it'll live or die on the strength of its supporting cast

Family Guy may not be all that, but it nailed this show.