insidious Aussie SHAG BAND sex bracelet phenomenon

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http://www.news.com.au/story/0,27574,26131516-1248,00.html

Each colour represents a sexual act
Wearer must perform act if band breaks

http://www.sex-bracelets.com/color.shtml

Poll Results

Option	Votes
Silver: fisting	4
Brown: toss my salad, i.e., analingus	3
Clear: whatever you want (alternate meaning: hug)	2
Yellow: hug (alternate meaning: analingus)	2
Glow in the dark: using sex toys, e.g. vibrators, dildos, etc.	1
White: flash your tits (alternate meaning: gay kiss, French kiss)	1
Purple: anal sex (alternate meaning: holding hands, doggy style)	1
Green: cunnilingus (alternate meaning: outdoor sex, hug)	1
Red: lap dance (alternate meaning: French kiss, oral sex)	0
Orange: kiss	0
Pink: flashing	0
Gold glitter: make out	0
Blue: blow job (alternate meaning: lap dance)	0
Black: sexual intercourse	0

― jergins, Monday, 28 September 2009 23:17 (fifteen years ago)

A gold-coloured bracelet opens the way to all the favours.

― fleetwood (max), Monday, 28 September 2009 23:20 (fifteen years ago)

Hahah is this still doing the rounds after so many years? :D I think I read something somewhere that came to the realisation that kids are all talk - none of the shit the bracelets "designate" ever happens, tbh =) This thing's been around since I were in high school in the 80s.

― Dearth Disco (Trayce), Monday, 28 September 2009 23:20 (fifteen years ago)

lol @ "gay kiss"

like is this a thing straights can do too

― holosystolic murmur and the thrill (gbx), Monday, 28 September 2009 23:21 (fifteen years ago)

But these colourful bracelets are behind an "insidious" craze of primary school kids performing sex acts that it is feared will soon sweep through Queensland.

Oh, queensland. God that paper is a joke.

― Dearth Disco (Trayce), Monday, 28 September 2009 23:22 (fifteen years ago)

voted yellow cuz i like hugs alternately i like having my butt licked

― jergins, Monday, 28 September 2009 23:22 (fifteen years ago)

holding hands, doggy style

duh, dogs don't have hands...

― a gift from your mind in the form of the perfect beat (snoball), Monday, 28 September 2009 23:23 (fifteen years ago)

how do you hold hands doggy style?

― can i lust (tehresa), Monday, 28 September 2009 23:23 (fifteen years ago)

damn it xpost

― can i lust (tehresa), Monday, 28 September 2009 23:24 (fifteen years ago)

pretty sure it's easy if the girl just reaches back & the dude reaches forward?

― ian, Monday, 28 September 2009 23:31 (fifteen years ago)

oh wait, i was supposed to reply--
let me show you ;)

― ian, Monday, 28 September 2009 23:31 (fifteen years ago)

Toss my salad??

― Niles Caulder, Monday, 28 September 2009 23:49 (fifteen years ago)

Snap an orange band and get a kiss, snap a yellow and get a hug. But snap a black, light blue or light green band, and the "prize" is something far more sinister.

― nabisco, Monday, 28 September 2009 23:51 (fifteen years ago)

hand job from a leftie

― electric sound of jim (original version) (electricsound), Monday, 28 September 2009 23:51 (fifteen years ago)

oral sex is pretty sinister iirc. for procreation only & all that.

― ian, Monday, 28 September 2009 23:53 (fifteen years ago)

Sexual intercourse isn't really tho

― Niles Caulder, Monday, 28 September 2009 23:54 (fifteen years ago)

It bemuses me that these tabloid papers love trumpeting that there is this widespread craziness of PRIMARY AGED KIDS (we're talking 5-10 years old) having fucking anilingus and blow jobs. The paper is the only one thinking this shit up, the disgusting perverts!

― Dearth Disco (Trayce), Monday, 28 September 2009 23:56 (fifteen years ago)

Oh so boys don't wear them? What a rip.

― Niles Caulder, Tuesday, 29 September 2009 00:05 (fifteen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

― System, Tuesday, 29 September 2009 23:01 (fifteen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

― System, Wednesday, 30 September 2009 23:01 (fifteen years ago)

those wacky fisting schoolchildren

― i'm the unban spaceman (electricsound), Wednesday, 30 September 2009 23:01 (fifteen years ago)

This poll is like a goddamned bonanza for potential band names.

― a wicked 60s beat poop combo (Pancakes Hackman), Wednesday, 30 September 2009 23:08 (fifteen years ago)

yeah e.g. vibrators, dildos, etc. would be a great band name

― somewhere a poll is missing its wacky write-in vote (sarahel), Wednesday, 30 September 2009 23:09 (fifteen years ago)

Green Cunnilingus

― a wicked 60s beat poop combo (Pancakes Hackman), Wednesday, 30 September 2009 23:13 (fifteen years ago)

Orange Kiss

― a wicked 60s beat poop combo (Pancakes Hackman), Wednesday, 30 September 2009 23:14 (fifteen years ago)

australia with its shag bands, new jersey with its slut lists.

― flying squid attack (tipsy mothra), Wednesday, 30 September 2009 23:14 (fifteen years ago)

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