Best mammal (for eating)

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Poll Results

OptionVotes
Pig 26
Cow 10
Sheep 5
Rabbit 4
Other 2
Kangaroo 2
Deer 2
Reindeer 1
Horse 0
Goat 0
Dog 0
Moose 0


chap, Monday, 5 October 2009 11:15 (fifteen years ago)

Can't see this being anything other than a three-way fight.

chap, Monday, 5 October 2009 11:16 (fifteen years ago)

I've had all of these except dog & reindeer. Kangaroo I found too rich. Smoked (or was it salted?) moose was OK but a bit on the tough side. Goat I had in Portugal, didn't like it at all. You missed out wild boar (although I guess that can be filed under pig) and also hare, which is nice. I like rabbit, and since it won't get any other vote, that's what I'll go for. Rabbit stewed with prunes. Rabbit en papillote with mustard. Lots of good rabbit recipes.

Zelda Zonk, Monday, 5 October 2009 11:23 (fifteen years ago)

Reindeer steak was amazing. so that.

tomofthenest, Monday, 5 October 2009 11:26 (fifteen years ago)

'since it won't get any other vote'

i've never understood this, tbh- why not just answer the question without reacting to what you think the other votes will be? just asking!

pig was the only thing that made me even hesitate here, but not for long. cow.

Brewer's Bitch (darraghmac), Monday, 5 October 2009 11:27 (fifteen years ago)

oh pig-piggies, why are you so tasty?

this must be what FAIL is really like (ledge), Monday, 5 October 2009 11:29 (fifteen years ago)

Pig wins for its versatility alone.

Matt DC, Monday, 5 October 2009 11:33 (fifteen years ago)

Feel bad not to vote for deer, considered the Ikea elk salami in the cupboard at home (Scandinavian elk = moose, yes?), could maybe consider sheep if you could be guaranteed never to get cuts with the fat that tastes of school dinners, but really, gotta go with pig here.

ein fisch schwimmt im wasser · fisch im wasser durstig (a passing spacecadet), Monday, 5 October 2009 11:38 (fifteen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

System, Thursday, 8 October 2009 23:01 (fifteen years ago)

My mom sent me a bunch of cubed, cooked moose that she preserved in mason jars. It's currently hanging out in my cupboard, being scary.

existential eggs (Abbott), Thursday, 8 October 2009 23:20 (fifteen years ago)

Surely buffalo should be in that "dog" slot. But anyway: pig.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 8 October 2009 23:26 (fifteen years ago)

In the past few years I've come to love pork in a way I'd never thought possible as a kid. Seriously I eat almost every part of the pig. Recently I've fallen in love with pork belly, which is kinda a bacon steak. Chicken is the most boring of meats.

Jacob Sanders, Thursday, 8 October 2009 23:51 (fifteen years ago)

I gave up meat at 12 and went without it for 8 years. Now I can't imagine how people do it.

Jacob Sanders, Thursday, 8 October 2009 23:52 (fifteen years ago)

which is kinda a bacon steak.

for a while i used to be able to get bacon steaks in the supermarket, they were like really really thick-cut bacon, the bacon equivalent of ham steaks. they took them off the market for some reason, probably because they were incredibly unhealthy i guess? but they were as tasty as all fuck-off

sound of contusion (electricsound), Friday, 9 October 2009 00:04 (fifteen years ago)

I'll throw one in the hat for deer. For taste alone, I would prefer pork ribs or a good solid (beef) steak to any specific venison cut or preparation but, having grown up in a family of avid deer hunters, the freezer was always full of it & I grew to really appreciate it as a leaner, generally healthier alternative to beef. I suppose the same could be said of bison, but I'm from Michigan, not Wyoming. Ven. burger & round steaks are great to have on hand for various recipes, but its utility as a chili ingredient is the clincher. You cannot fuck w/ chili made w/ cubed venison round.

cervix-a-lot (Pillbox), Friday, 9 October 2009 01:13 (fifteen years ago)

impulsively voted for cow because of bacon & pork chops & shit but should maybe have voted beef given the sheer number of hamburgers i eat.

ian, Friday, 9 October 2009 01:26 (fifteen years ago)

cows are made outta beef, bro. You can have the best of both worlds!

cervix-a-lot (Pillbox), Friday, 9 October 2009 01:27 (fifteen years ago)

obviously i am really high right now.

ian, Friday, 9 October 2009 01:29 (fifteen years ago)

"cow cuz of bacon and pork chops" wtf

ian, Friday, 9 October 2009 01:29 (fifteen years ago)

beef isn't even an option ;_;

ian, Friday, 9 October 2009 01:30 (fifteen years ago)

LOL

Jacob Sanders, Friday, 9 October 2009 01:31 (fifteen years ago)

No human no credibility!

Alex Android (Viceroy), Friday, 9 October 2009 02:41 (fifteen years ago)

mutton with cumin is god's dish

power, corruption & plies (dyao), Friday, 9 October 2009 02:43 (fifteen years ago)

Anyone with a refined taste for jerky will confirm that the jerky of elk is the true jerky-man's jerky.

cervix-a-lot (Pillbox), Friday, 9 October 2009 02:51 (fifteen years ago)

My dad ran out of candy one Halloween, so he started giving the trick-or-treaters this deer jerky he'd made, that we had a bunch of sitting around. (He'd used too much Liquid Smoke on it and we'd all burnt ourselves out after a few pieces.) The next year all these kids showed up requesting it by name.

existential eggs (Abbott), Friday, 9 October 2009 02:57 (fifteen years ago)

See heres the thing with pork products though: everyone who loves them usually mentions bacon and ham. What is it ppl are loving in that case: the pork, or the smoke and salted preservative flavouring? Pork is unique in that regard, we dont usually go round eating smoked and cured beef or chicken.

ceci n'est pas une pipecock (Trayce), Friday, 9 October 2009 02:59 (fifteen years ago)

Pillbox otm

hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Friday, 9 October 2009 03:11 (fifteen years ago)

smoked chicken rocks the house

sound of contusion (electricsound), Friday, 9 October 2009 03:16 (fifteen years ago)

I'm trying to imagine a bacon made from beef.

ceci n'est pas une pipecock (Trayce), Friday, 9 October 2009 03:19 (fifteen years ago)

http://www.ehow.com/how_2306823_make-beef-bacon.html

sound of contusion (electricsound), Friday, 9 October 2009 03:22 (fifteen years ago)

I did a GIS for 'pig cow' and did not like what I saw

power, corruption & plies (dyao), Friday, 9 October 2009 03:22 (fifteen years ago)

Tough choice between pigs and lambs for me. I've had goat a few times and it's always been tasty, but too small a sample size there. Braised wabbit is good.

...ok, I'm voting sheep.

that LIVING GOD WHO WALKS THIS PLANET EARTH IN HUCKSTER'S SHOES. (WmC), Friday, 9 October 2009 03:24 (fifteen years ago)

Ham and pork chops are why I never thought I would be crazy about pork. Ham I can only eat if it's thinly sliced, otherwise I can't eat it.

Jacob Sanders, Friday, 9 October 2009 05:11 (fifteen years ago)

i had hell of awesome ham steaks with pineapple the other day. caramelised the pineapple juice. mmmmm

sound of contusion (electricsound), Friday, 9 October 2009 05:16 (fifteen years ago)

I cant front with this OMG bacon thing ;_; I dont know why, but I just cannot bear to eat pork product, be it cured or regular.

ceci n'est pas une pipecock (Trayce), Friday, 9 October 2009 05:26 (fifteen years ago)

not even this? http://gustavus.edu/groups/unitedway/images/Slow_Cookers_BBQ_Pulled_Pork.ashx.jpg

hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Friday, 9 October 2009 05:32 (fifteen years ago)

would sell first born son etc

sound of contusion (electricsound), Friday, 9 October 2009 05:33 (fifteen years ago)

Havent tried pulled pork... depends, I guess, but part of the prob is I find the overall taste of pork flesh too sweet for my liking.

ceci n'est pas une pipecock (Trayce), Friday, 9 October 2009 05:34 (fifteen years ago)

I've started to go off lamb for similar reasons, which is odd cos I like it enough, but it does have quite a distinctive taste. I guess I like meats that can take on the sauces they in, like chicken.

ceci n'est pas une pipecock (Trayce), Friday, 9 October 2009 05:34 (fifteen years ago)

pork sausages, grilled pork loin, thick-cut chops, pulled pork, pork ribs, my moms green chili stew..

ian, Friday, 9 October 2009 05:35 (fifteen years ago)

sweet pork injection

sound of contusion (electricsound), Friday, 9 October 2009 05:36 (fifteen years ago)

jim i think that is pretty much the standard asking price for this: http://www.ibericofoods.com/product_images/8_35cfe3ae9ed9677f623c4ae4901ee1a8Iberico_0071.jpg

hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Friday, 9 October 2009 05:38 (fifteen years ago)

what is that??

sound of contusion (electricsound), Friday, 9 October 2009 05:40 (fifteen years ago)

spanish jamon iberico de bellota
http://blog.peoplenewspapers.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/760px-jamon_iberico_de_bellota_served1.jpg

in a just world would win all on its own against all other mammals

hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Friday, 9 October 2009 05:42 (fifteen years ago)

spanish jamon iberico de bellota

in a just world would win all on its own against all other mammals

You damn right.

The Perfect Weapon 2, Friday, 9 October 2009 06:11 (fifteen years ago)

I've never knowingly eaten dog or kangaroo. The idea of eating man's best friend is disturbing. It probably tastes pretty good. I could never willingly eat a dog though.

I voted pork. Spanish jamon, proscuitto di Parma, Vietnamese pork belly bahn mi, maple-cured bacon, pulled pork sammich. The main drawback is the slaughter of a very intelligent animal. It's frightening in a way to think that the sweet flesh of that delicious beast is closer in our DNA than any non-primate. But that's probably the reason pork so savory. We do crave and have some sort of biological impetus to ingest amino acids and proteins that are structured similarly to the human body.

Therefore, I think that pork is the best tasting mammal in the hands of the right cook/preparation. Morally, not the most acceptable mammal. But we only live once, and I shall indulge in the pig in the name of epicurean delight.

The Perfect Weapon 2, Friday, 9 October 2009 06:26 (fifteen years ago)

I might try to eat an aardvark. That extra 'a' intrigues my GI syst. mightily. FLAVOR COUNTRY.

I HEART CREEPY MENS (Deric W. Haircare), Friday, 9 October 2009 06:29 (fifteen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

System, Friday, 9 October 2009 23:01 (fifteen years ago)

http://static-p3.fotolia.com/jpg/00/12/66/44/400_F_12664460_ynSnfO9iHEcrzSCddnPnMIPNUFFQd0JR.jpg

cervix-a-lot (Pillbox), Friday, 9 October 2009 23:11 (fifteen years ago)

Not even a contest!

tie me up, dress in drag, and read to me from the bible (kenan), Friday, 9 October 2009 23:13 (fifteen years ago)

"I'm going to become a vegetarian."
"Does that mean you're not going to eat any pork?"
"Yes."
"Bacon?"
"Yes, Dad."
"Ham?"
"Dad all those meats come from the same animal."
"Right, Lisa. Some wonderful, magical animal.”

tie me up, dress in drag, and read to me from the bible (kenan), Friday, 9 October 2009 23:16 (fifteen years ago)

The idea of eating man's best friend is disturbing. It probably tastes pretty good.

I would never eat dog, but I also doubt that it tastes good at all.

tie me up, dress in drag, and read to me from the bible (kenan), Friday, 9 October 2009 23:27 (fifteen years ago)

Voted "other" because buffalo wasn't an option :(

Had some tremendous jerked goat from a Haitian restaurant yesterday.

Elvis Telecom, Friday, 9 October 2009 23:29 (fifteen years ago)

I voted pig, but I have had deer and reindeer, and both were fantastic. Lean and tender and just mad, crazy flavorful. (One of my Mom's old boyfriends liked to go hunting in Alaska, and liked to fill everyone's freezer when he got back.)

tie me up, dress in drag, and read to me from the bible (kenan), Friday, 9 October 2009 23:33 (fifteen years ago)

http://wiki.answers.com/Q/What_does_dog_meat_taste_like

ian, Saturday, 10 October 2009 00:07 (fifteen years ago)

"fatty and greasy" in a good duck way or "fatty and greasy" in a bad DO NOT EAT way?

I guess I will never know.

tie me up, dress in drag, and read to me from the bible (kenan), Saturday, 10 October 2009 03:34 (fifteen years ago)

It'as generally a pejorative,

existential eggs (Abbott), Saturday, 10 October 2009 03:37 (fifteen years ago)

And yet duck fat is like the pinnacle of all fat.

tie me up, dress in drag, and read to me from the bible (kenan), Saturday, 10 October 2009 03:57 (fifteen years ago)

tbh the pork on the smoked brisket i had tonight was pretty fuckin succulent.

ian, Saturday, 10 October 2009 04:39 (fifteen years ago)


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