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I misread the thread title "most erotic fruit" as "most erotic hat". This got me to thinking, as well it might. So, I went to Google (not GIS - I'm too chicken-hearted for that) and there were roughly 3500 hits for "erotic hat".

So, does the concept of an erotic hat make any sense to you, my fellow ilxors? Somehow, wearing novelty hats seems too quaint to stimulate any erotic feelings for me.

― Aimless, Thursday, 8 October 2009 17:36 (fifteen years ago)

cute people are even cuter in hats sometimes imo but fuck eroticizing a hat

― a full circle lol (J0hn D.), Thursday, 8 October 2009 17:39 (fifteen years ago)

deez hats

― cool app (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Thursday, 8 October 2009 17:40 (fifteen years ago)

fuck eroticizing a hat

how... you know what, never mind

― The Book of Outhere (HI DERE), Thursday, 8 October 2009 17:41 (fifteen years ago)

yeah if washing is out, eroticizing it really needs to be not done

― goole, Thursday, 8 October 2009 17:41 (fifteen years ago)

dan you made me laff so hard, next time you gotta buy a super erotic hat just send me the bill ok

― a full circle lol (J0hn D.), Thursday, 8 October 2009 17:43 (fifteen years ago)

I am running on pretty much no sleep & can't sleep for another three hours at least btw and the thread title, just sitting there all boldface 'n' all, is giving me the very hard lols

― a full circle lol (J0hn D.), Thursday, 8 October 2009 17:44 (fifteen years ago)

Thing is, the eroticism of the hat depends on the hottness of the person wearing said hat. I mean, if you ever told me that I'd be getting all hot and bothered over a safety orange brimmed toque, I'd have told you were mad. But stick said article on the head of Crush of Shame and I'm in a lather.

― ...and the wizard blew his horn (Masonic Boom), Thursday, 8 October 2009 17:44 (fifteen years ago)

the very hard lols

hey buddy, watch it.

― pariah carey (Mr. Que), Thursday, 8 October 2009 17:45 (fifteen years ago)

http://rlv.zcache.com/dildo_hat-p148193890547076678tdto_210.jpg

― tie me up, dress in drag, and read to me from the bible (kenan), Thursday, 8 October 2009 17:51 (fifteen years ago)

PUT IT IN PUT IT IN PUT IT IN PUT IT IN

― The Book of Outhere (HI DERE), Thursday, 8 October 2009 17:52 (fifteen years ago)

hat fits funny

― a full circle lol (J0hn D.), Thursday, 8 October 2009 17:53 (fifteen years ago)

http://www.looptvandfilm.com/blog/JimmyHat.gif

― ian, Thursday, 8 October 2009 17:53 (fifteen years ago)

Presumably an erotic hat would have a stiff brim?

― a gift from your mind in the form of the perfect beat (snoball), Thursday, 8 October 2009 17:54 (fifteen years ago)

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― a full circle lol (J0hn D.), Thursday, 8 October 2009 17:54 (fifteen years ago)

Results 1 - 10 of about 941 for dronerock sex hat

SCORE

― The Book of Outhere (HI DERE), Thursday, 8 October 2009 17:54 (fifteen years ago)

this is the world's most expensive hat, as modeled by Alicia Witt:

http://most-expensive.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/expensive-hat.jpg

― oɔsıqɐu (nabisco), Thursday, 8 October 2009 17:55 (fifteen years ago)

do we really need this thread

― pariah carey (Mr. Que), Thursday, 8 October 2009 17:55 (fifteen years ago)

is this what we have come to

― pariah carey (Mr. Que), Thursday, 8 October 2009 17:55 (fifteen years ago)

(xxxxxxpost) Jimmy, Jimmy, oh Jimmy Hat, when are you coming back?

― a gift from your mind in the form of the perfect beat (snoball), Thursday, 8 October 2009 17:55 (fifteen years ago)

http://thisrecording.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/blog_highfive.jpg

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 8 October 2009 17:56 (fifteen years ago)

do we really need this thread

YES because it gave us an awesomely ludicrous picture of Alicia Witt

― The Book of Outhere (HI DERE), Thursday, 8 October 2009 17:56 (fifteen years ago)

hi dere otm

― ian, Thursday, 8 October 2009 17:57 (fifteen years ago)

"world's most expensive hat" because of all the damage it does when you wear it while walking past parked cars, etc..

― a gift from your mind in the form of the perfect beat (snoball), Thursday, 8 October 2009 17:57 (fifteen years ago)

The hat is made entirely of platinum and diamonds, but luckily it's not for sale, as you won't have to worry about running into on the street

holy shit!

― The Book of Outhere (HI DERE), Thursday, 8 October 2009 17:57 (fifteen years ago)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Opportunity_cost

― pariah carey (Mr. Que), Thursday, 8 October 2009 17:57 (fifteen years ago)

we could have just done "hot chicks in crazy hats that look like sea creatures"

― pariah carey (Mr. Que), Thursday, 8 October 2009 17:58 (fifteen years ago)

http://ny-image1.etsy.com/il_430xN.36386025.jpg

― Fetchboy, Thursday, 8 October 2009 17:58 (fifteen years ago)

OK, now you mention it, the electro sex hat does look slightly... dildonic...

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3446/3827636623_d2e58da5ec.jpg

― ...and the wizard blew his horn (Masonic Boom), Thursday, 8 October 2009 17:58 (fifteen years ago)

See, I would have expected the world's most expensive hat to just be some kind of normal hat made out of platinum and diamonds and whatnot, so I have to hand it to them that that hat is actually really beautiful to look at! I don't know about "erotic," or anything, but it's nice. (And I do like that Alicia Witt is wearing it.)

― oɔsıqɐu (nabisco), Thursday, 8 October 2009 17:59 (fifteen years ago)

I love that it's called Chapeau d’Amour and it looks like it was made out of giant millipedes

― The Book of Outhere (HI DERE), Thursday, 8 October 2009 17:59 (fifteen years ago)

Also, I utterly love that worlds most expensive hat. It's strangely compelling.

― ...and the wizard blew his horn (Masonic Boom), Thursday, 8 October 2009 18:00 (fifteen years ago)

http://www.foureyesjokeshop.com/ProductImages/crazy_hats/parrot_hat.jpg

this isn't really a hat, IMHO

― pariah carey (Mr. Que), Thursday, 8 October 2009 18:00 (fifteen years ago)

"love is a many-legged insect that wants to eat your head"

― The Book of Outhere (HI DERE), Thursday, 8 October 2009 18:00 (fifteen years ago)

It also seems like it might only look optimally good on redheads

― oɔsıqɐu (nabisco), Thursday, 8 October 2009 18:00 (fifteen years ago)

http://project115.net/redbaron/Images/CatPictures/funny-pictures-frog-sexy-hat.jpg

― latebloomer, Thursday, 8 October 2009 18:00 (fifteen years ago)

Results 1 - 10 of about 398,000 for electro sex hat. (0.22 seconds)

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ result

― ...and the wizard blew his horn (Masonic Boom), Thursday, 8 October 2009 18:01 (fifteen years ago)

jaunty poo hat
http://images3.jlist.com/f5/poop_hat_p33_small.gif

― steamed hams (harbl), Thursday, 8 October 2009 18:01 (fifteen years ago)

http://blog.scatmania.org/wp-content/uploads/sex-toys/beer-hat.jpg

― latebloomer, Thursday, 8 October 2009 18:04 (fifteen years ago)

http://ny-image0.etsy.com/il_430xN.43379604.jpg

― Fetchboy, Thursday, 8 October 2009 18:05 (fifteen years ago)

lol what is this

http://www.superiorpics.com/wenn_album/Sarah_jessica_Parker_-_Special_Hat/sarah_jessica_parker_001_051408.jpg

― The Book of Outhere (HI DERE), Thursday, 8 October 2009 18:05 (fifteen years ago)

surely we are overlooking the most erotic hat of all?
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/5/50/Truckerhat.jpg/180px-Truckerhat.jpg

― a gift from your mind in the form of the perfect beat (snoball), Thursday, 8 October 2009 18:05 (fifteen years ago)

xp to Dan - looks like a shop

― Fetchboy, Thursday, 8 October 2009 18:07 (fifteen years ago)

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_IK6HzFI_Bvc/SCsZckLZAHI/AAAAAAAABLo/Et3eorj_xBc/s400/sarah+jessica+parker+bird+feather+hat+1.JPG

apparently it isn't!

― The Book of Outhere (HI DERE), Thursday, 8 October 2009 18:08 (fifteen years ago)

how did they get that horse to wear a hat

― pariah carey (Mr. Que), Thursday, 8 October 2009 18:08 (fifteen years ago)

http://www.fmft.net/Queen%20Duke%20of%20Edinburgh%20Fox%20skin%20hat.jpg

― a full circle lol (J0hn D.), Thursday, 8 October 2009 18:08 (fifteen years ago)

hahahahaha

― The Book of Outhere (HI DERE), Thursday, 8 October 2009 18:09 (fifteen years ago)

lookin foxy there phil

― latebloomer, Thursday, 8 October 2009 18:12 (fifteen years ago)

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_ovJS1Em-6dg/RcnsmfkBh6I/AAAAAAAADPs/8VTGsEUWFUs/s400/foxHat.jpg

srsly, who the hell wants one of these

― The Book of Outhere (HI DERE), Thursday, 8 October 2009 18:13 (fifteen years ago)

― Fetchboy, Thursday, 8 October 2009 18:14 (fifteen years ago)

Skipping 37 messages at this point... Click here if you want to load them all.

I saw the name of the picture but I clicked on it anyway

― as strikingly artificial and perfect as a wizard's cap (HI DERE), Thursday, 8 October 2009 21:53 (fifteen years ago)

― goole, Thursday, 8 October 2009 21:54 (fifteen years ago)

upt0eleven: all time hero

― a full circle lol (J0hn D.), Thursday, 8 October 2009 21:56 (fifteen years ago)

to guys who like hats with wallogina on it, I mean

― a full circle lol (J0hn D.), Thursday, 8 October 2009 21:56 (fifteen years ago)

at the end of the day who doesn't want a half-cocked wallogina

― as strikingly artificial and perfect as a wizard's cap (HI DERE), Thursday, 8 October 2009 21:58 (fifteen years ago)

can't believe no-one's posted this yet...

http://bloghogwarts.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/fleur.jpeg

― VegemiteGrrrl, Thursday, 8 October 2009 21:58 (fifteen years ago)

b00b hats at hogwarts!!

― VegemiteGrrrl, Thursday, 8 October 2009 21:59 (fifteen years ago)

that is one cold boob

― as strikingly artificial and perfect as a wizard's cap (HI DERE), Thursday, 8 October 2009 21:59 (fifteen years ago)

I'm all for erotic sleep deprivation. It's like doubling your dose of giddy.

― tie me up, dress in drag, and read to me from the bible (kenan), Thursday, 8 October 2009 22:00 (fifteen years ago)

I mean, it's blue*

(* there's red and yellow too)

― as strikingly artificial and perfect as a wizard's cap (HI DERE), Thursday, 8 October 2009 22:00 (fifteen years ago)

Thank you for posting the Newman J0hn D. Waiting so long for it to show up was making me dizzy. I know what love is.

― existential eggs (Abbott), Thursday, 8 October 2009 22:20 (fifteen years ago)

I would also like to officially endorse that clip, and Randy Newman in general. Thank you for your consideration.

― tie me up, dress in drag, and read to me from the bible (kenan), Thursday, 8 October 2009 22:23 (fifteen years ago)

The book Guide to Getting it On uses that song to define what a fetish is! "Several years ago, Randy Newman wrote a song that entreats his lover to take of all her clothes, except her hat. If Mr. Newman couldn't enjoy sex unless the woman had a hat on, then we might say he had a fetish."

― existential eggs (Abbott), Thursday, 8 October 2009 22:30 (fifteen years ago)

He's very nice about it, though. He does not demand that the hat remain on. He merely suggests that, if it feels comfortable enough and it seems like too much trouble to remove it, go ahead and keep the hat. I don't mind.

― tie me up, dress in drag, and read to me from the bible (kenan), Thursday, 8 October 2009 22:35 (fifteen years ago)

You know it balances on your head
Just like a mattress balances
On a bottle of wine
Your brand new leopard-skin pill-box hat

― earlnash, Friday, 9 October 2009 05:36 (fifteen years ago)

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― Three Word Username, Friday, 9 October 2009 06:00 (fifteen years ago)

By jobe, I think I have it:

http://funhousetheatrical.com/images/Funny_hat.jpg

― I HEART CREEPY MENS (Deric W. Haircare), Friday, 9 October 2009 06:30 (fifteen years ago)

http://store.cstv.com/marketplace/store/Vendor141/fullscale/651920574074-c.jpg

― Big King Buggle Sprayer (╓abies), Friday, 9 October 2009 07:49 (fifteen years ago)

http://bradbrown.com/articleimages/Brad_Brown_Sexy_Uncle_Hat_One.jpg

― Big King Buggle Sprayer (╓abies), Friday, 9 October 2009 07:50 (fifteen years ago)

http://www.bandwidthfilms.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/Sex-Hat.jpg

― Big King Buggle Sprayer (╓abies), Friday, 9 October 2009 07:51 (fifteen years ago)

http://rlv.zcache.com/you_pube_hat-p148037131257901617tdto_210.jpg

― Big King Buggle Sprayer (╓abies), Friday, 9 October 2009 07:51 (fifteen years ago)

http://jonsworld.newtomorrow.org/drawings/2006-08-17%20-%20butt%20hat.png

― Big King Buggle Sprayer (╓abies), Friday, 9 October 2009 07:52 (fifteen years ago)

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― Big King Buggle Sprayer (╓abies), Friday, 9 October 2009 07:53 (fifteen years ago)

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― Big King Buggle Sprayer (╓abies), Friday, 9 October 2009 07:53 (fifteen years ago)

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― Big King Buggle Sprayer (╓abies), Friday, 9 October 2009 07:54 (fifteen years ago)

http://brainscorcher.com/forum/images/ranks/dick_hat.jpg

― Big King Buggle Sprayer (╓abies), Friday, 9 October 2009 07:55 (fifteen years ago)

http://cmsimg.detnews.com/apps/pbcsi.dll/bilde?Site=C3&Date=20090909&Category=POLITICS02&ArtNo=909090352&Ref=AR

― Big King Buggle Sprayer (╓abies), Friday, 9 October 2009 07:57 (fifteen years ago)

lol @ gamecocks "COCKS" hats

living here in SC it's awesome when you see entire families wearing "COCKS" hats

― latebloomer, Friday, 9 October 2009 08:07 (fifteen years ago)

or COCKS shirts or other COCKS apparel

― latebloomer, Friday, 9 October 2009 08:08 (fifteen years ago)

I was wondering what that was!

― Big King Buggle Sprayer (╓abies), Friday, 9 October 2009 08:09 (fifteen years ago)

it's an eternal source of amusement

― latebloomer, Friday, 9 October 2009 08:11 (fifteen years ago)

lol

http://americasbestonline.net/sc72a1.jpg

― StanM, Friday, 9 October 2009 08:24 (fifteen years ago)

that girl has a very carolina face

― latebloomer, Friday, 9 October 2009 08:31 (fifteen years ago)

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/6/9425795_8f287a7ce8.jpg

― she is writing about love (Jenny), Friday, 9 October 2009 12:52 (fifteen years ago)

that... that is a HAT????

― as strikingly artificial and perfect as a wizard's cap (HI DERE), Friday, 9 October 2009 13:09 (fifteen years ago)

oic, LOLOLOL

― as strikingly artificial and perfect as a wizard's cap (HI DERE), Friday, 9 October 2009 13:09 (fifteen years ago)

Lol. I totally have that hat.

― Fetchboy, Friday, 9 October 2009 13:11 (fifteen years ago)

Dibs.

― Big King Buggle Sprayer (╓abies), Friday, 9 October 2009 13:28 (fifteen years ago)

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immense lol @ this

― a full circle lol (J0hn D.), Friday, 9 October 2009 13:56 (fifteen years ago)

six years pass...

I had, of course, forgotten I'd started this thread, but I am glad I rediscovered it.

― a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Friday, 5 August 2016 19:00 (eight years ago)

it is a treasure

― Don't boo, vote (DJP), Friday, 5 August 2016 19:44 (eight years ago)

meh

― brimstead, Friday, 5 August 2016 23:38 (eight years ago)

where can i buy capogina

― no poke balls (rip van wanko), Friday, 5 August 2016 23:49 (eight years ago)

> does the concept of an erotic hat make any sense to you

Absolutely. A pretty important part of Sabina's character in Unbearable Lightness of Being.

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/6d/a9/f7/6da9f71097c7330a223037f5e94a3c70.jpg

― schadenfreude overdose (Sanpaku), Saturday, 6 August 2016 00:27 (eight years ago)

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― scott seward, Saturday, 6 August 2016 00:35 (eight years ago)

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― scott seward, Saturday, 6 August 2016 00:36 (eight years ago)

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― scott seward, Saturday, 6 August 2016 00:37 (eight years ago)

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― scott seward, Saturday, 6 August 2016 00:38 (eight years ago)

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― scott seward, Saturday, 6 August 2016 00:38 (eight years ago)

https://scontent-lga3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/578626_10152020172847137_549181204_n.jpg?oh=2045e905c1939381647c996b0cd18c05&oe=581D014C

― scott seward, Saturday, 6 August 2016 00:39 (eight years ago)

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