Best inveterbrate (for eating)

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So as not to discriminate against the spineless.

(I was think of starting separate polls for molluscs and crustaceans, but too fiddly)

Poll Results

OptionVotes
Crab 13
Other 11
Lobster 10
Shrimp 5
Prawns 5
Oysters 5
Mussels 3
Squid 2
Octopus 2
Crayfish 2
Langoustines 1
Whelks 1
Clams 1
Snails 0
Cockles 0


chap, Monday, 12 October 2009 00:34 (fifteen years ago)

prawns!

bighoos (steen) (J0rdan S.), Monday, 12 October 2009 00:37 (fifteen years ago)

You know what are fucking tasty? Razor clams! Only had them a couple of times, but tempted to vote for clams on the back of that.

chap, Monday, 12 October 2009 00:39 (fifteen years ago)

Argh, left out scallops!

chap, Monday, 12 October 2009 00:42 (fifteen years ago)

scallops! "other"!

Maria, Monday, 12 October 2009 00:47 (fifteen years ago)

I'm sure I've eaten 100x more shrimp by weight than anything else on this list, but I just have one word: DUNGENESS.

WmC, Monday, 12 October 2009 00:48 (fifteen years ago)

geoduck! (never eaten it. just...looked.)

Maria, Monday, 12 October 2009 00:49 (fifteen years ago)

can we separate sushi from fried?

kingfish, Monday, 12 October 2009 00:50 (fifteen years ago)

I'm thinking abalone, though geoduck is pretty great and so are razor clams.

Jaq, Monday, 12 October 2009 00:58 (fifteen years ago)

this is the toughest poll so far!

ian, Monday, 12 October 2009 01:17 (fifteen years ago)

how do you make abalone good? it's insanely expensive over here and yet I've never had a good iteration of it

dyao, Monday, 12 October 2009 01:36 (fifteen years ago)

scallops

figgy pudding (La Lechera), Monday, 12 October 2009 01:45 (fifteen years ago)

how do you make abalone good?

I don't know, I've only had it twice, at restaurants, and it was amazing both times. Oh! And in some Korean "porridge of well-being".

Jaq, Monday, 12 October 2009 02:03 (fifteen years ago)

scallops

a perfect urkel (gbx), Monday, 12 October 2009 02:04 (fifteen years ago)

oh man now i really want scallops! whyyy do i have to live with a vegetarian and two jews?

Maria, Monday, 12 October 2009 02:06 (fifteen years ago)

instant sitcom

WmC, Monday, 12 October 2009 02:07 (fifteen years ago)

"Other", aka scallops.

EZ Snappin, Monday, 12 October 2009 02:08 (fifteen years ago)

eh i'll quit whining, i can just be mean and make my own dinner some night instead of cooking for everyone as usual

Maria, Monday, 12 October 2009 02:09 (fifteen years ago)

maria you're in providence right?? you have a lot of options for great scallops iirc.

ian, Monday, 12 October 2009 02:09 (fifteen years ago)

yeah i probably do...any recommendations? i was thinking just in terms of cooking but i could probably go out as well!

Maria, Monday, 12 October 2009 02:11 (fifteen years ago)

i actually don't have any recommendations in providence proper e_e
basically anywhere?? i should ask my folks. i know my dad likes a place called Quitos in Bristol.

ian, Monday, 12 October 2009 02:12 (fifteen years ago)

but yeah just pan sear those little guys at home and yer in a good place.

ian, Monday, 12 October 2009 02:13 (fifteen years ago)

We were talking scallops on ILCooking a couple of days ago starting here.

WmC, Monday, 12 October 2009 02:14 (fifteen years ago)

Um, 'This Boy?' 'She's A Woman?' 'You Know My Name (Look Up The Number)?' 'Poo Poo In The Prawn' by Ian Dury? 'Our Oyster' by Peter Hammill? Can I has cheezburger? I think I have been reading too many polls. Fail!

Fruitless and Pansy Free (Dr. Joseph A. Ofalt), Monday, 12 October 2009 02:21 (fifteen years ago)

one of the popular dishes here is steamed scallops in the shell with tons of minced garlic sprinkled on top.

dyao, Monday, 12 October 2009 02:37 (fifteen years ago)

I think it was mcoleman or maybe gooblar who talked about marinating scallops in minced garlic, lemon juice, and olive oil then searing, which is my go-to scallop recipe.

Jaq, Monday, 12 October 2009 02:42 (fifteen years ago)

Chopped scallops + mayo + masago = just about my favorite thing ever at a sushi bar. I ordered it at one place and it came out warm -- they had run it under the broiler briefly before sending it out. Ugh.

WmC, Monday, 12 October 2009 02:46 (fifteen years ago)

that sounds delicious! but I'm gonna have to go with prawns here; tiger prawns to me are a good middle point between shrimp and lobster in terms of texture. lobsters are all too often disappointing - you buy a giant whopper of a lobster, steam it, and then realize the tail is only 1/4 the weight; and after those few bites all you have to look forward to is a long night of sucking out tiny bits of leg meat and slightly bitter claw meat.

dyao, Monday, 12 October 2009 02:48 (fifteen years ago)

Wait, is this the invertebrate that is best at eating, or the one you like eating the most?

The Real Dirty Vicar, Monday, 12 October 2009 09:45 (fifteen years ago)

First vote for oysters! One of my first to-do items whenever I'm in New Orleans is a fried oyster po-boy. Also on my to-die-for list, Oysters Mosca, or any variation of the casserole containing oysters baked with bread crumbs, fresh parmesan cheese, herbs, garlic, olive oil.

Such A Hilbily (Dan Peterson), Monday, 12 October 2009 14:10 (fifteen years ago)

Coquille St. Jacques (= scallops = other)

young depardieu looming out of void in hour of profound triumph (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 12 October 2009 14:25 (fifteen years ago)

SCALLOPS where are u

Bobby Wo (max), Monday, 12 October 2009 14:31 (fifteen years ago)

i would be kicked out of The South if i didn't vote for crayfish

een, Monday, 12 October 2009 15:15 (fifteen years ago)

For me, really fresh mussels have a pungency that beats everything else, oysters not excluded.

Soukesian, Monday, 12 October 2009 15:18 (fifteen years ago)

i'd probably be lying if i voted mussels, but this thread + the "always sunny" thread is reminding me of this really aweome Belgian beer tavern called monk's in center city philadelphia that might have had the best mussels i've ever put in my mouth. cooked up with bacon, bleu cheese, leeks, fennel, garlic, etc and serve up with pomme frites w/ bourbon mayonaise. mmmmmmmmmmmm

feed them to the (Linden Ave) lions (will), Monday, 12 October 2009 16:05 (fifteen years ago)

scallops are like... pure sex

Tracer Hand, Monday, 12 October 2009 16:06 (fifteen years ago)

I feel really stupid for having left out scallops. Other counts as scallops from now on.

chap, Monday, 12 October 2009 16:10 (fifteen years ago)

i like so much of this list but have to go for oysters

just sayin, Monday, 12 October 2009 16:10 (fifteen years ago)

this is by far the hardest animals for eating list yet.

feed them to the (Linden Ave) lions (will), Monday, 12 October 2009 16:11 (fifteen years ago)

I wanted to go to Monk's when I was in Philadelphia a few years ago, but my flight home was leaving too soon that day.

WmC, Monday, 12 October 2009 16:22 (fifteen years ago)

Scallops all day.

kingkongvsgodzilla, Monday, 12 October 2009 16:35 (fifteen years ago)

tha lobstah
eat it
it's good!

warmsherry, Monday, 12 October 2009 16:41 (fifteen years ago)

what is the difference between prawns and shrimp? i thought they were just BrE and AmE words for the same delicious things.

caek, Monday, 12 October 2009 16:50 (fifteen years ago)

There's an actual physiological difference in their gill structures, but for the purposes of eating, I don't think there is one.

WmC, Monday, 12 October 2009 16:51 (fifteen years ago)

I kept them apart on the basis of them having separate wiki entries, but reading further there's actually some confusion:

While in biological terms shrimps and prawns belong to different suborders of Decapoda, they are very similar in appearance. In commercial farming and fisheries, the terms shrimp and prawn are often used interchangeably. However, recent aquaculture literature increasingly uses the term "prawn" only for the freshwater forms of palaemonids and "shrimp" for the marine penaeids.

chap, Monday, 12 October 2009 16:54 (fifteen years ago)

xpost

chap, Monday, 12 October 2009 16:54 (fifteen years ago)

This thing is the best part of a visit to Walgreen's:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6j1HM1xdxvs&feature=related

existential eggs (Abbott), Monday, 12 October 2009 18:12 (fifteen years ago)

so, bay scallops or sea scallops then? i grew up on bay scallops, and was rather shocked to encounter sea scallops. but now, i rarely see bay scallops served.

honesty is not ordinary to the height of the bunny hop (Hunt3r), Monday, 12 October 2009 19:30 (fifteen years ago)

Other: locos.

http://www.nytimes.com/1992/08/05/world/illegal-chilean-shellfish-retains-its-appeal.html

Pedro Paramore (jim), Monday, 12 October 2009 19:33 (fifteen years ago)

sticking up for crawfish here

Ømår Littel (Jordan), Monday, 12 October 2009 19:35 (fifteen years ago)

http://pages.cs.wisc.edu/%7Ejmeaux/images/Louisiana/crawfish.jpg

Ømår Littel (Jordan), Monday, 12 October 2009 19:35 (fifteen years ago)

voted squid for its uses in southern Mediterranean cuisine (though not so much for the USA-ubiquitous fried calamari)

Euler, Monday, 12 October 2009 19:36 (fifteen years ago)

all lobsta all the time

as strikingly artificial and perfect as a wizard's cap (HI DERE), Monday, 12 October 2009 19:36 (fifteen years ago)

I've never had lobster. I even went to the coast of Maine on my honeymoon but at that point I was in my "shrimp are the roaches of the ocean" phase and what are lobster but just GIANT FUCKING BUGS and so I skipped out. I'm over that now but even so I would pass on Bar Harbor's lobster ice cream.

Euler, Monday, 12 October 2009 19:39 (fifteen years ago)

Arthropods ≠ bugs!

existential eggs (Abbott), Monday, 12 October 2009 19:42 (fifteen years ago)

tho bugs = arthropods

crazy world

existential eggs (Abbott), Monday, 12 October 2009 19:42 (fifteen years ago)

now I eat them all happily so it's cool either way

Euler, Monday, 12 October 2009 19:43 (fifteen years ago)

what is the difference between prawns and shrimp? i thought they were just BrE and AmE words for the same delicious things.

― caek, Tuesday, October 13, 2009 12:50 AM (8 hours ago) Bookmark

IME certain kinds of prawns - tiger prawns - are better than the normal 'white' shrimp because they have a firmer, more lobster-like texture after cooking. you can also tell because they get sort of a deeper red than white shrimp do after cooking.

dyao, Tuesday, 13 October 2009 01:13 (fifteen years ago)

had scallops for dinner cuz of this thread tbh.

ian, Tuesday, 13 October 2009 01:14 (fifteen years ago)

sorry for challops but all of these are gross

FCK R VWLS (jjjusten), Tuesday, 13 October 2009 01:18 (fifteen years ago)

more for me, then -- go on and have your venison smoothie or whatever

WmC, Tuesday, 13 October 2009 01:19 (fifteen years ago)

will do!

FCK R VWLS (jjjusten), Tuesday, 13 October 2009 01:21 (fifteen years ago)

i actually have venison in the freezer but i will not tolerate its blenderization

FCK R VWLS (jjjusten), Tuesday, 13 October 2009 01:21 (fifteen years ago)

I haven't had venison in, jeez, 20 years. Need to correct that.

A surf & turf with scallops and venison tenderloin medallions would be intersting.

WmC, Tuesday, 13 October 2009 01:23 (fifteen years ago)

jjusten i understand you live in the midwest and as such obtaining great fresh seafood may be difficult, but please keep the haterade off this thread of deliciousness.

ian, Tuesday, 13 October 2009 01:24 (fifteen years ago)

ok fair and true.

FCK R VWLS (jjjusten), Tuesday, 13 October 2009 01:25 (fifteen years ago)

<3

ian, Tuesday, 13 October 2009 01:26 (fifteen years ago)

p.s. last time i ate venison it was delicious. my friend's brother brought a bunch back with him after a hunting trip upstate. that was over two years ago, i'd guess. i'd say it's about time for me to look into getting some of that.

ian, Tuesday, 13 October 2009 01:38 (fifteen years ago)

i want mussels

steamed hams (harbl), Tuesday, 13 October 2009 01:45 (fifteen years ago)

I'm gonna get my on my shrimpbox and say that people who overcook shrimp are disgusting savages

dyao, Tuesday, 13 October 2009 01:46 (fifteen years ago)

i maybe allergic to shrimp.. i haven't had it in years. but the last two times i had it, i got incredibly sick.

ian, Tuesday, 13 October 2009 01:49 (fifteen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

System, Friday, 16 October 2009 23:01 (fifteen years ago)

Crabs. Not just the general category, either - the blue crab. As a native Marylander, I used to regard those fuckers as the tastiest little nasties ever created. Still do.

And I was amazed by the reaction to my New Jerzee college classmates reaction when I extolled on the virtues of the blue crab. Their minds were taken to the sort of crabs you are bummed to get.

Man, I love me some blue crabs. Even if an overwhelming percentage of them are imported from other places now. They still freaking rock.

Adventures of Dog Boy and Frank Sobotka (B.L.A.M.), Friday, 16 October 2009 23:27 (fifteen years ago)

I mean...crab cakes? Soft shell crab sandwich? Steamed? AARRGGH!!!! WOULD SMASH!

Adventures of Dog Boy and Frank Sobotka (B.L.A.M.), Friday, 16 October 2009 23:27 (fifteen years ago)

mmmm crabs.
i would smash those fucking crabs with a hammer iirc.

ian, Friday, 16 October 2009 23:38 (fifteen years ago)

crab may take it for me....

three distinct flavor/textures: claws, legs, brains.

sea urchin is pretty great and prevalent in italian, greece, basque, spanish, peruvian, and japanese cuisine.

♪♫(●̲̲̅̅̅̅=̲̲̅̅̅̅●̲̅̅)♪♫ (Steve Shasta), Friday, 16 October 2009 23:45 (fifteen years ago)

I do love crabs. But I ate two whole ones at a party where no-one else was interested, and experienced an intoxicating tingling and numbness in the fingers and toes that may have been a warning of some kind allergic shock reaction, so I'd better watch myself. Anyone had experience of peculiar local crustacea like the aussie bay bug?

Soukesian, Friday, 16 October 2009 23:48 (fifteen years ago)

In the spirit of not being able to choose AT ALL am gonna get me some seafood curry laksa and deep-fried soft-shell crab in the hope that it will 'help me decide'.

Yo! GOP Raps (suzy), Friday, 16 October 2009 23:48 (fifteen years ago)

i don't really care for crabs. too much work and doesn't taste like much? i like fishy things. i think i voted clams or squid.

steamed hams (harbl), Friday, 16 October 2009 23:51 (fifteen years ago)

lobster, 4 the tails. Narrowly beating out scallops, which are mostly awesome except for the occasional granule of sand. A sandy scallop is the "bad pistachio" of invertebrate consumption.

cervix-a-lot (Pillbox), Saturday, 17 October 2009 22:41 (fifteen years ago)

Voted lobster, though I'm not sure I actually agree with my choice. I do love calamari. I once ordered a seafood platter in Spain but my stupid brane thought 'Crayfish' when I saw 'Cuttlefish' on the menu. Wasn't what I was expecting, and though it tasted nice, after a couple of bites I started gagging every time I tried to eat some because of the texture.

CraigG, Saturday, 17 October 2009 22:49 (fifteen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

System, Saturday, 17 October 2009 23:01 (fifteen years ago)

Poor oysters, so misunderstood.

Jeff, Saturday, 17 October 2009 23:05 (fifteen years ago)

more for us!

ian, Saturday, 17 October 2009 23:25 (fifteen years ago)

fuckinay i could eat about 2 dozen right now.

ian, Saturday, 17 October 2009 23:25 (fifteen years ago)


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