"Build a time machine, jerk off in it, and send it to Hitler": the Eugene Mirman appreciation thread

Just listened to his newest record, God Is A Twelve-Year-Old Boy With Asperger's. Really like this guy. Always have. Tell me how you like him and repeat funny lines of his out of context and we will laugh knowingly. Or say why you think he is stupid.

Here, I'll start: "But Eugene, YOU'RE not Asian!"

MIRRR-man! MAN of the SEA

horses playing electric guitars

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a_AV7ghU5ZQ

this guy is great

Well then:

Eugene Mirman’s I’m Sorry (You’re Welcome) is a 9-volume, 7-LP comedy album that will be available worldwide on October 30th from Sub Pop.

I’m Sorry (You’re Welcome) is the culmination of a long-time dream of Eugene’s. It includes a vast array of sounds that can be described as varyingly poignant, erotic, practical, romantic, mind-altering, educational, and humorous. Need to learn Russian? Eugene provides. Meditation sounds? Eugene provides. The sound of a grown man crying? Eugene provides. Oh, also, this release contains a full set of live standup recorded at Columbia City Theater in Seattle, WA June 6, 7, & 8, 2014.

I’m Sorry (You’re Welcome) contents include:

LP1 - Live In Seattle At The Columbia City Theater
Good-humored noticings from America’s “Master of the Noticing!”

LP 2A - A Guided Meditation For The Thoughtful Body
A calming meditation to cheer and sooth the cluttered mind, the injured heart and the anxious body

LP 2B - Fuckscape
An erotic soundscape for lovebirds and adventurous friends

LP 3 - Eugene’s Comprehensive Sound Effects Library
Tremendous, mouth-made sound effects for amateur and professional foley artists alike

LP 4 - Digital Drugs
A binaural acoustic pharmacy for the carefree or ill

LP 5 - Over 45 Minutes of Crying
A full-hearted 45-minute cry-a-thon

LP 6A - Introduction To Spoken Russian
The language of Pushkin as taught by someone who left
Russia at the age of 4

LP 6B - Ringtones & Outgoing Voicemail Messages
For Your Personal Use
Turn every phone call you miss or receive into a
thousand-million smiles

LP7 - 195 Orgasms
Sorry.

holy shit

it is an honor to live in the world that contains eugene