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few things are as unpleasant as getting alfoil mixed up with chocolate and then biting down...or is it only a few? what's yr most unpleasant bodily experience?

― Geoff, Friday, 3 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Having earwax that just goes further in when I try and dig it out. Sitting on my nuts.

― dave q, Friday, 3 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I actually like eating candy bars with the wrapper on >its fun. Its what bears do. Try it!

― Mike Hanle y, Friday, 3 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Sand in sandwiches.

― Madchen, Friday, 3 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Using a condom.

― dave q, Friday, 3 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Witches in sandwiches.

― Dan Perry, Friday, 3 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Pissing blood was not nice.

― Jonnie, Friday, 3 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

prolapsed rectum

― Mike Hanle y, Friday, 3 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Mouth ulcer, although they do bring with them the aniseedy goodness of Bongela. Yum.

― Emma, Friday, 3 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Ingrown toenail gone septic.

― scott, Friday, 3 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I have never had an unpleasant bodily experience. Err, no, I once sneezed and my pea-sized brain popped out. Not a nice experience at all.

― nathalie (nathalie), Friday, 3 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Sand up urethra and rectum.

― Richard Tunnicliffe, Friday, 3 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Mouth ulcer, although they do bring with them the aniseedy goodness of Bongela. Yum.

Why wait? Bonjela is the snack you can enjoy between meals without spoiling your appetite!

― Nick, Friday, 3 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

My dog nearly bit off my upper lip. They were able to stitch it back on. You can't really see the scar all that well.

― nathalie (nathalie), Friday, 3 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Sand in condoms. (but then again....)

― Billy Dods, Friday, 3 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Hitting my teeth with cutlery whilst eating. Eeeeeek!

― DG, Friday, 3 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

being pissed on by sea captain

― Mike Hanle y, Friday, 3 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I had an infected cyst on my back that became abscessed. It exploded! Shot pus about four feet in the air while I was examining it. I knew then it was possible to send men to mars.

― Steven James, Friday, 3 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I had a virus disease and my tonsils grew so big that they nearly touched. Ate not very much at that time (in fact, I wasn't able to swallow anything that wasn't liquid).

― gayatri, Friday, 3 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

The worst physical pain I remember being in was one morning I woke up w/ a tortion of the testicles...I'd slept curled up like dogs & cats do 'cause it was cold, 1 testicle got twisted around & I was in agony. So don't sleep curled up in a ball (unless yr a girl, then it's probably safe). At the hospital I had to wait a hour behind all these assholes with like cuts on their finger or ingrown toenails or shit & I was in so much pain I hoped I would faint. Jesus Christ that was the hardest work I put in for a shot of dope ever.

― duane, Friday, 3 August 2001 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

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