do they call it "the catbox," or just "the box"?
― a full circle lol (J0hn D.), Monday, 19 October 2009 23:25 (fifteen years ago)
I demand immediate nomination to the dumbest threads of all time HOF for this btw
poopzone
― rad bandit (gbx), Monday, 19 October 2009 23:25 (fifteen years ago)
where the wild smells are
― rad bandit (gbx), Monday, 19 October 2009 23:26 (fifteen years ago)
the "dry pool"
glitterbox (for glam-rocking cats)
― well pull down my pants and call me swamp thing (latebloomer), Monday, 19 October 2009 23:26 (fifteen years ago)
narnia
― I got RIPPED in 4 weeks (Z S), Monday, 19 October 2009 23:27 (fifteen years ago)
i'm just kidding cats don't have names for things, they are cats
― rad bandit (gbx), Monday, 19 October 2009 23:27 (fifteen years ago)
the max
glitterbox <--- omg lesbian bar
(sorry)
my cat calls it the shit pit iirc.
― ian, Monday, 19 October 2009 23:29 (fifteen years ago)
My cat always called it "the restroom."
― existential eggs (Abbott), Monday, 19 October 2009 23:29 (fifteen years ago)
la brea fart pits
― rad bandit (gbx), Monday, 19 October 2009 23:30 (fifteen years ago)
frothy beach
― I got RIPPED in 4 weeks (Z S), Monday, 19 October 2009 23:30 (fifteen years ago)
omg thank you for this
― a full circle lol (J0hn D.), Monday, 19 October 2009 23:31 (fifteen years ago)
the beach
― Ømår Littel (Jordan), Monday, 19 October 2009 23:32 (fifteen years ago)
The Isle of Piles
― I got RIPPED in 4 weeks (Z S), Monday, 19 October 2009 23:33 (fifteen years ago)
u r welcome
― rad bandit (gbx), Monday, 19 October 2009 23:34 (fifteen years ago)
the island of dr more eau de toilette
― rad bandit (gbx), Monday, 19 October 2009 23:35 (fifteen years ago)
The Crusty Lagoon
― I got RIPPED in 4 weeks (Z S), Monday, 19 October 2009 23:35 (fifteen years ago)
ton of mo guano bay
― rad bandit (gbx), Monday, 19 October 2009 23:36 (fifteen years ago)
Superfund Box
― I got RIPPED in 4 weeks (Z S), Monday, 19 October 2009 23:37 (fifteen years ago)
the ~dunes~
― rad bandit (gbx), Monday, 19 October 2009 23:38 (fifteen years ago)
"goin on walkabout"
― rad bandit (gbx), Monday, 19 October 2009 23:39 (fifteen years ago)
Dingleberry Ranch
― I got RIPPED in 4 weeks (Z S), Monday, 19 October 2009 23:39 (fifteen years ago)
j0hn d you are thinking a lot about pooping these days
― rad bandit (gbx), Monday, 19 October 2009 23:40 (fifteen years ago)
concept album??? ;)
― rad bandit (gbx), Monday, 19 October 2009 23:41 (fifteen years ago)
THE D-SPOT
Dia-rear Pier
― I got RIPPED in 4 weeks (Z S), Monday, 19 October 2009 23:43 (fifteen years ago)
piddle sands
― get up and use(rna)me (electricsound), Monday, 19 October 2009 23:44 (fifteen years ago)
looooool
― well pull down my pants and call me swamp thing (latebloomer), Monday, 19 October 2009 23:44 (fifteen years ago)
the crap trap
― well pull down my pants and call me swamp thing (latebloomer), Monday, 19 October 2009 23:48 (fifteen years ago)
Region 10
― I got RIPPED in 4 weeks (Z S), Monday, 19 October 2009 23:51 (fifteen years ago)
Like Enya, my ideas are waaay better if you're stoned
my dog calls it the lunchbox
― iiiijjjj, Monday, 19 October 2009 23:52 (fifteen years ago)
the toybox, unfortunately
― Ømår Littel (Jordan), Monday, 19 October 2009 23:52 (fifteen years ago)
Chamber of Secrets
― well pull down my pants and call me swamp thing (latebloomer), Monday, 19 October 2009 23:53 (fifteen years ago)
I use a buddhadome for my cats
― cool app (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Monday, 19 October 2009 23:57 (fifteen years ago)
just cat box
― Jeff, Tuesday, 20 October 2009 00:05 (fifteen years ago)
there is no justice, there's just cat box
― rad bandit (gbx), Tuesday, 20 October 2009 00:12 (fifteen years ago)
sin bin
― I got RIPPED in 4 weeks (Z S), Tuesday, 20 October 2009 00:17 (fifteen years ago)
Dallas Book Depository
― existential eggs (Abbott), Tuesday, 20 October 2009 00:19 (fifteen years ago)
lol i like that one
― well pull down my pants and call me swamp thing (latebloomer), Tuesday, 20 October 2009 00:23 (fifteen years ago)
dear my friends, with this post our own gbx has reached the absolute threshold of references to my day job for the rest of the year, as established by the Let JD Chill act of 1908, not coincidentally the year of his birth. I thank you all for your careful attention to this so I can return to chilling pleasantly on ilx instead of having constantly to be thinkin about work while I am here, thank you.
― a full circle lol (J0hn D.), Tuesday, 20 October 2009 00:44 (fifteen years ago)
You were born the year after generation beaver!
― existential eggs (Abbott), Tuesday, 20 October 2009 00:45 (fifteen years ago)
it was a rich time I tell you
― a full circle lol (J0hn D.), Tuesday, 20 October 2009 00:45 (fifteen years ago)
i am sorry :(
― rad bandit (gbx), Tuesday, 20 October 2009 00:47 (fifteen years ago)
wait jd has a job? how the hell does he have time to post here so much
― iatee, Tuesday, 20 October 2009 00:47 (fifteen years ago)
oh god i guess that means i'm up to 14 huh
― rad bandit (gbx), Tuesday, 20 October 2009 00:48 (fifteen years ago)
the p could be anything
let u imagination run wild
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 16 November 2009 16:05 (fifteen years ago)
Mr.Nice
11/16/2009 3:39 AM
The cop should have just shot the mangy beast.Cats are dirty stinky animals that don't belong in a person's house. I'd rather live in a building where everyone smoked fragrant cigars than to have stinky cats around.And lone females who live with cats are crazy 99% of the time and stink just like their cats.
― cutty, Monday, 16 November 2009 16:05 (fifteen years ago)
also a thread that tuomas started about cats watching him have sex. what's wrong with that guy?
― cutty, Monday, November 16, 2009 10:51 AM
lollll
― luol deng (am0n), Monday, 16 November 2009 16:06 (fifteen years ago)
CuttyNN69
11/15/2009 10:38 AM
Aren't cops supposed to pass periodic physical fitness exams? It looks like the only exercise this cop ever gets is how many pounds of potatoes the cop can lift with a spoon at once.
― jazzgasms (Mr. Que), Monday, 16 November 2009 16:06 (fifteen years ago)
I love cats, but why do they have to come shit in my lawn? It smells horrible :-(
Coffee grind only keeps them away for a short while btw, ultrasonic thing doesn't work (either they're all deaf or that thing is made for cats that hear different frequencies than the ones in my street), opening the window and shouting at them doesn't work at all (on the contrary, it seems to attract more cats, maybe I have a "hey come shit over here" kinda voice to cats, I don't know), help :-(
― StanM, Saturday, 21 July 2012 10:45 (thirteen years ago)
Get a dog.
― Sick Mouthy (Scik Mouthy), Saturday, 21 July 2012 12:57 (thirteen years ago)
Cats used to love our yard until the coyotes moved into the neighborhood.
― Aimless, Saturday, 21 July 2012 17:36 (thirteen years ago)
how many cats should a person ideally have
― coal, Saturday, 21 July 2012 17:44 (thirteen years ago)
Ideally, two. One is okay, though.
Three or more, and you're getting in over your head.
― Johnny Fever, Saturday, 21 July 2012 17:51 (thirteen years ago)
reading on the internet it seems grey is the best choice of color for a cat?
the white ones seems difficult to keep clean
― coal, Saturday, 21 July 2012 18:06 (thirteen years ago)
I had a mostly white one who stayed reasonably clean (his rear legs got dingy from sitting on dusty things). I've also had a black one and one that was a combination of gray and white patches. They all shed and no matter what color the hair it always shows up on just about every surface.
― Johnny Fever, Saturday, 21 July 2012 18:11 (thirteen years ago)
Yes they all shed, i'm realizing!
It would be good if you could get one that was white but had black or grey legs, like boots
― coal, Saturday, 21 July 2012 18:16 (thirteen years ago)
Like Cosmo?
http://farm4.staticflickr.com/3296/3162571591_175d190a74.jpgCosmo & CAN by sickmouthy, on Flickr
― Sick Mouthy (Scik Mouthy), Saturday, 21 July 2012 18:32 (thirteen years ago)
Yeah, exactly like that!
― Johnny Fever, Saturday, 21 July 2012 18:33 (thirteen years ago)
i think we might get two, one all grey and one white with black or grey legs! and if they shed too much see if any friends want them. seems the best solution
― coal, Saturday, 21 July 2012 18:40 (thirteen years ago)
I'd put a lot more weight on bonding with a cat personality-wise than over coat coloration.
― Johnny Fever, Saturday, 21 July 2012 18:43 (thirteen years ago)
You should get black ones because apparently rescue shelters find them the most difficult to home.
― emil.y, Saturday, 21 July 2012 18:44 (thirteen years ago)
i did think about black but i dont think would go so well with our decor
― coal, Saturday, 21 July 2012 18:48 (thirteen years ago)
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
― emil.y, Saturday, 21 July 2012 18:49 (thirteen years ago)
...
― contenderizer, Saturday, 21 July 2012 18:50 (thirteen years ago)
my white cat stays pretty clean, but she's never really been outdoors.
― clouds, Saturday, 21 July 2012 18:50 (thirteen years ago)
You should get ragdolls because they're fucking amazing.
― Sick Mouthy (Scik Mouthy), Saturday, 21 July 2012 18:53 (thirteen years ago)
Look! Bob!
http://farm4.staticflickr.com/3263/3162571601_fc1326ff3a.jpgBob & Yo La Tengo by sickmouthy, on Flickr
Black cats are awesomehttp://farm1.staticflickr.com/75/167433678_da3251d5f8.jpg
― Jaq, Saturday, 21 July 2012 18:53 (thirteen years ago)
Black cats are indeed awesome. Tuxedo cats are too.
But again, some cats like to be cuddle buddies and some cats want as little to do with you as possible. None of this has anything to do with what color coat they have.
― Johnny Fever, Saturday, 21 July 2012 19:00 (thirteen years ago)
is 3 really too many? they'd be able to go outside if they wanted to and i'm home most days
― coal, Saturday, 21 July 2012 19:02 (thirteen years ago)
Three is where it really starts to seem like hard work to simply own cats. Two is ideal because they can keep each other company and use the same litter box. You don't want three cats in one litter box.
― Johnny Fever, Saturday, 21 July 2012 19:04 (thirteen years ago)
orange cats imo
― mookieproof, Saturday, 21 July 2012 19:17 (thirteen years ago)
I want a cat so much. ;_;
― emil.y, Saturday, 21 July 2012 19:18 (thirteen years ago)
three isn't bad at all, but does require extra maintenance/litterboxes. go for cuddles over decor appropriateness.
― contenderizer, Saturday, 21 July 2012 19:20 (thirteen years ago)
We had one litter box with three cats. Cleaned twice a day. Now we have two cats but we still do twice a day cleanings. We've set the bar high with them, I think they would revolt if we did any less.
― Jeff, Saturday, 21 July 2012 19:27 (thirteen years ago)
I wonder if i might be better off with a dog
― coal, Saturday, 21 July 2012 21:46 (thirteen years ago)
― coal, Saturday, July 21, 2012 11:48 AM (2 hours ago)
I don't see how black cat hair is any worse than sitting around on the furniture being a piece of coal
― in charge of refreshments tonight is (Abbbottt), Saturday, 21 July 2012 21:50 (thirteen years ago)
ha!
― Johnny Fever, Saturday, 21 July 2012 21:52 (thirteen years ago)
If you have a fenced-in yard big enough for a dog, get a dog. If not, you're gonna have to do a lot of walking, usually at inconvenient times.
― Johnny Fever, Saturday, 21 July 2012 21:53 (thirteen years ago)
FYI vet advised that idea litter box to cat formula is n+1, ergo we have three litterboxes for two cats. Cats prefer the smallest, shallowest box, and lie to hang their asses over it so shit lands on the floor instead of in the box.
― quincie, Sunday, 22 July 2012 02:00 (thirteen years ago)
they are really cute, though. One is gray, one is gray and white and looks to have some ragdoll in her.
― quincie, Sunday, 22 July 2012 02:01 (thirteen years ago)
i have heard the n+1 rule before, but it seems absurd to me. one cat does not need two litterboxes. it might like to have two litterboxes, i don't know, but they aren't required, especially not in a small space. two cats, likewise, can get by just fine with one, provided it's kept clean. i wonder whether this rule was devised with larger houses in mind.
― contenderizer, Sunday, 22 July 2012 02:39 (thirteen years ago)
We've only had room for two litter boxes one time in 12 years of co-cat-habitation so we're just scrupulous about cleaning the one.
― ms. cookie (carl agatha), Sunday, 22 July 2012 03:00 (thirteen years ago)
ime orange tabbies have a reliably excellent temperment, friendly without neurotic dependency
― Aimless, Sunday, 22 July 2012 04:37 (thirteen years ago)
Seconding this. I had an orange tabby for 16 years who was the sweetest cat imaginable. He was also a little weird- he would climb a tree to get on the roof of my parents' house so he could come in my bedroom window instead of using the door.
― muus lääv? :D muus dut :( (Telephone thing), Sunday, 22 July 2012 04:46 (thirteen years ago)
― quincie,
thats exactly the combo i was thinking! so if i got the same combination and had any problems i could ask on here about it
― coal, Sunday, 22 July 2012 04:48 (thirteen years ago)
i think the dog idea was impetuous
I had an orange tabby once who was a total Marlon Brando cat, and would scratch and hiss and bat at everyone, including me, unless he was trying to get a first or second serving of food.
― in charge of refreshments tonight is (Abbbottt), Sunday, 22 July 2012 04:49 (thirteen years ago)
― in charge of refreshments tonight is (Abbbottt),
i understand about our image not being great but we're a lot cleaner than we used to be, i dont blame peoples attitudes for being stuck in the past but we have made notable strides in cleanliness
― coal, Sunday, 22 July 2012 04:51 (thirteen years ago)
the clean coal lobby is on ILX now eh
― in charge of refreshments tonight is (Abbbottt), Sunday, 22 July 2012 04:52 (thirteen years ago)
a total Marlon Brando cat
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, WHO RUINED THIS FINE, UPSTANDING CAT?
― Aimless, Sunday, 22 July 2012 04:56 (thirteen years ago)
I totally pooh-poohed the n+1 litterbox thing until one or more of the cats started pissing and pooh-poohing in places that were not a litterbox.
― quincie, Sunday, 22 July 2012 23:59 (thirteen years ago)
Now, except for the ass-out-of-box issue, no problemos.
― quincie, Monday, 23 July 2012 00:00 (thirteen years ago)
BTW all three are in the basement, which is the best place for litterboxes.