What's the best answer to a "Why should we give you the tickets?" contest?

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To all the cool people of Ilxor, I need your suggestions to answer a contest that ask you "why should we give you the free tickets?" Jacques Renault is coming to my city and me and my broke friends want to watch him. So I really need to win this, guys :(

Thanks!

dan138zig (Durrr Durrr Durrrrrr), Tuesday, 20 October 2009 12:23 (fifteen years ago)

"Because I know where you live?"

Music should never have changed anymore after my mid 80s (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 20 October 2009 12:24 (fifteen years ago)

yeah, absolutely something threatening, unless you're very sure of your own physical attractiveness in which case use that.

ever dream some dude? (darraghmac), Tuesday, 20 October 2009 12:46 (fifteen years ago)

Something complicated involving mathematics and Rube Goldberg contraptions.

satsuma laroux (Masonic Boom), Tuesday, 20 October 2009 13:14 (fifteen years ago)

^^^ this is pretty much the answer to all of life's difficulties, tbh.

& other try hard shitfests (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 20 October 2009 13:17 (fifteen years ago)

Always works for me.

something complicated involving mathematics and Rube Goldberg con (Masonic Boom), Tuesday, 20 October 2009 13:21 (fifteen years ago)

dammit.

something complicated involving mathematics and Rube Goldberg con (Masonic Boom), Tuesday, 20 October 2009 13:21 (fifteen years ago)

"Because I know where you live?"

― Music should never have changed anymore after my mid 80s (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 20 October 2009 12:24 (1 hour ago) Bookmark

ahahah. I think I'm gonna use this. but wait, anyone else?

dan138zig (Durrr Durrr Durrrrrr), Tuesday, 20 October 2009 14:21 (fifteen years ago)

Aristotle said ethos was the strongest appeal.

existential eggs (Abbott), Tuesday, 20 October 2009 19:19 (fifteen years ago)


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