what will be the next spicy rooster sauce? the next pomegranate juice? will snout to tail pig worship prevail in the 10's? how local will the locavores get??? i need to know!
my prediction: someone will start a chain of fresh veggie restaurants based on local/organic/fair trade/shade grown/sustainable/recyclable/compostable/michael pollan principles and it will be wildly successful.
― scott seward, Friday, 23 October 2009 19:41 (fifteen years ago)
change "successful" to "expensive" and you're OTM.
― get killed walkin your DOGGIE (get bent), Friday, 23 October 2009 19:42 (fifteen years ago)
Sweet Tomatoes is primarily veggie, though not locavore/etc.http://www.souplantation.com/
― smashing aspirant (milo z), Friday, 23 October 2009 19:44 (fifteen years ago)
weird I am drinking pomegranate lemonade right now.
it was free
― Jesus, the Czar of Czars (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 23 October 2009 19:46 (fifteen years ago)
i've never heard of souplantation! i predict that they will become wildly successful!
― scott seward, Friday, 23 October 2009 19:51 (fifteen years ago)
I wish fast food places offered steamed veggies on the side instead of french fries/baked potato. I would love steamed broccoli & carrots beside my hamburger!
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Friday, 23 October 2009 19:53 (fifteen years ago)
https://www.bigtopcupcake.com/
― johnny crunch, Friday, 23 October 2009 19:54 (fifteen years ago)
I predict (or hope) that cafeteria-style, communal tables will fuck right off.
― Darin, Friday, 23 October 2009 20:31 (fifteen years ago)
I'm hoping the "international street food/fast food, but expensive and in america!" trend will die so i am not forced to eat anymore overpriced arepas or ramen.
― ian, Friday, 23 October 2009 20:53 (fifteen years ago)
i'm hoping more fish & chip trucks will spring up if the new one near me is a success. way more what i feel than tacos when i've been drinking.
― ian, Friday, 23 October 2009 20:54 (fifteen years ago)
Also F&C is good with the minmum of stuff on it: vinegar + salt.
Tacos I am way more picky about the fixins, and that makes it hard to get them on the go.
― I would feel confident if I dated her because I am older than (Laurel), Friday, 23 October 2009 20:55 (fifteen years ago)
souplantation is horrible, fucking starchplantation imo
― velko, Friday, 23 October 2009 20:56 (fifteen years ago)
laurel have you tried the truck next to the levee yet? they also offer bangers (decent) & mash (pretty bad) and CORN DOGS and SWEDISH MEATBALLS.
― ian, Friday, 23 October 2009 20:57 (fifteen years ago)
No, I do not know this truck or The Levee.
― I would feel confident if I dated her because I am older than (Laurel), Friday, 23 October 2009 20:58 (fifteen years ago)
souplantation more like pooplantation
― harbl, Friday, 23 October 2009 20:58 (fifteen years ago)
workin in midtown manhattan i have noticed the ubiquity of certain soup/salad chains that take the deli formula to the "next level". i wonder if any of these places will go national as healthier fast food alternatives. Hale and Hearty Soups' (http://www.haleandhearty.com/) 3 Lentil Chili + Oyster Crackers for $5 at lunch is a satisfying way of allowing myself to continue to pay the rent.
― Shh! It's NOT Me!, Friday, 23 October 2009 20:59 (fifteen years ago)
maybe food will not be as popular in the next decade
― ice cr?m, Friday, 23 October 2009 21:03 (fifteen years ago)
pending advances in large-scale aquaculture i predict lobster will be the next bacon among brainless fattey food worship
― elmo leonard (elmo argonaut), Friday, 23 October 2009 21:03 (fifteen years ago)
lobster is now and has always been the best thing
― ice cr?m, Friday, 23 October 2009 21:04 (fifteen years ago)
as in, double lobster baconburger
― elmo leonard (elmo argonaut), Friday, 23 October 2009 21:04 (fifteen years ago)
genetically modified lobsters with 25lb claws
― elmo leonard (elmo argonaut), Friday, 23 October 2009 21:05 (fifteen years ago)
maybe people will get on a big kick about healtht portion sizes.
― alexfromnycderpoolera (kingkongvsgodzilla), Friday, 23 October 2009 21:05 (fifteen years ago)
lobster is the new bacon
― Mr. Que, Friday, 23 October 2009 21:06 (fifteen years ago)
JOLLOF RICE.
― Yo! GOP Raps (suzy), Friday, 23 October 2009 21:07 (fifteen years ago)
stem cell technology will result in cultured meats grown in vats the size of trailer-trucks, this is a no-brainer
― elmo leonard (elmo argonaut), Friday, 23 October 2009 21:10 (fifteen years ago)
will snout to tail pig worship prevail in the 10's
This seems to be the big thing right now, in Chicago at least -- all of a sudden, there's lots of charcuterie plates. The trend's probably not over just yet.
― M. Grissom/DeShields (jaymc), Friday, 23 October 2009 21:12 (fifteen years ago)
do you ever feel like some people are fronting with this whole OMG I LOVE 25LB GENETICALLY MODIFIED LOBSTER CLAWS shit nowadays
― ice cr?m, Friday, 23 October 2009 21:14 (fifteen years ago)
http://www.plutosfreshfood.com/locations.html - loved this when I was in San Francisco. Simple, clean food + cheap
― smashing aspirant (milo z), Friday, 23 October 2009 21:15 (fifteen years ago)
i can't eat lobsters. i feel bad for them :(
― scott seward, Friday, 23 October 2009 21:15 (fifteen years ago)
you know if you don't kill a lobster it lives for, like, ever.
― scott seward, Friday, 23 October 2009 21:16 (fifteen years ago)
i can't eat lobsters because they smell TERRIBLE
― elmo leonard (elmo argonaut), Friday, 23 October 2009 21:16 (fifteen years ago)
poor lobsters. they are practically dinosaurs!
― scott seward, Friday, 23 October 2009 21:17 (fifteen years ago)
dinosaur scavenger bugs :(
― elmo leonard (elmo argonaut), Friday, 23 October 2009 21:18 (fifteen years ago)
we need to try and extinct them
― ice cr?m, Friday, 23 October 2009 21:18 (fifteen years ago)
human being meat
― Bobby Wo (max), Friday, 23 October 2009 21:19 (fifteen years ago)
specifically from poors
― Bobby Wo (max), Friday, 23 October 2009 21:20 (fifteen years ago)
This has been in fashion for like forever where I'm from. I didn't know it was a fad.
― Jeff, Friday, 23 October 2009 21:20 (fifteen years ago)
Of course, we killed our own hogs every year. Why would you let any part of it go to waste?
― Jeff, Friday, 23 October 2009 21:21 (fifteen years ago)
okay, i just thought about it and i would totally eat a cloned dinosaur.
― scott seward, Friday, 23 October 2009 21:23 (fifteen years ago)
elderberries, okra, quinces surge in popularity
― elmo leonard (elmo argonaut), Friday, 23 October 2009 21:25 (fifteen years ago)
will we continue to stuff small birds with chorizo? let's hope so.
― scott seward, Friday, 23 October 2009 21:26 (fifteen years ago)
high-cuisine fad of foams, gels, and fancy emulsions will evolve into techniques to produce meals that actually float midair
― elmo leonard (elmo argonaut), Friday, 23 October 2009 21:29 (fifteen years ago)
meanwhile, drinkable meats become popular school lunch products
― elmo leonard (elmo argonaut), Friday, 23 October 2009 21:32 (fifteen years ago)
pretty sure cuts drinks skinless chicken breast smoothies
― ice cr?m, Friday, 23 October 2009 21:33 (fifteen years ago)
cloned dinosaur sounds amazing btw. steakasaurus.
― elmo leonard (elmo argonaut), Friday, 23 October 2009 21:33 (fifteen years ago)
Bronto-burgeres.
― nickn, Friday, 23 October 2009 21:37 (fifteen years ago)
(French spelling)
― nickn, Friday, 23 October 2009 21:38 (fifteen years ago)
freegan restaurants.
― elmo leonard (elmo argonaut), Friday, 23 October 2009 21:40 (fifteen years ago)
big rooms filled with dumpsters! brilliant.
― scott seward, Friday, 23 October 2009 21:40 (fifteen years ago)
unfresh food
― harbl, Friday, 23 October 2009 21:40 (fifteen years ago)
gold dust. more gold dust.
― scott seward, Friday, 23 October 2009 22:07 (fifteen years ago)
deep fried lamb ribs w/a beluga caviar and siberian tiger blood glaze
― ice cr?m, Friday, 23 October 2009 22:09 (fifteen years ago)
Due to environmental squeamishness about ocean fish and the collapse of salmon here, trout is making a big comeback in SF.
― l'homme moderne: il forniquait et lisait des journaux (Michael White), Friday, 23 October 2009 22:17 (fifteen years ago)
the new trend is if theres the hobo symbol of a pie you can go in someones house and pay them to cook for you - therell be websytes that tell u where to go and the best cooks will be the new food celebrities
This is OTM because I was at an art event in which part of the exhibit was a "Go Slow" cafe, in which old people recruited from nursing homes are the staff who make and serve your very very very slow, hand-prepared lunch. I mean like the peppermint teabags, which, by the way, are the only beverage they serve, are actually HAND-SEWN to order while you wait, contemplatively. It's like going to someone's house but even more conceptual. All the food is served in portion sizes inverse to how far it had to travel -- so you get a huge helping of local salad greens and a little curled pyramid of really really good shaved ham from someplace far away.
The elderly people who worked it -- most of whom didn't seem that old to me -- were incredibly sweet and pleasant and good at their jobs. Several times they said how grateful they were that the planners came to their nursing home for volunteers, because this was the best thing they'd done in years, and what a difference it made to have work to do, a place to fill for others.
― I would feel confident if I dated her because I am older than (Laurel), Friday, 23 October 2009 22:19 (fifteen years ago)
Despite your caveats about their happiness, I instinctively want to punch said artist in the face. Not in inverse proportion to how far I have to travel to do so.
― smashing aspirant (milo z), Friday, 23 October 2009 22:22 (fifteen years ago)
haha
― A polar bear you can see in a snowstorm (rockapads), Friday, 23 October 2009 22:23 (fifteen years ago)
despite my cynicism abt both slow food and art that sounds like a delightful experience laurel
― ice cr?m, Friday, 23 October 2009 22:29 (fifteen years ago)
Oh I didn't have the lunch, I would been stubbing out chain-smoked butts on the wooden table before the second course. No, I was working at the exhibit, selling people tickets to the lunch. It was a beautiful late summer day in a park with some houses around it, sunny, yellow leaves everywhere, and this natural fresh food served by the nicest people...no hurry at all.
Which of course would drive me crazy.
― I would feel confident if I dated her because I am older than (Laurel), Friday, 23 October 2009 22:37 (fifteen years ago)
i just got a notice that a local restaurant is doing thanksgiving dinner this year, including a PIE BUFFET:
Old Fashioned Pie Buffet
classic pumpkin piesweet potato pie with candied maple pecans (vegan)spiced pumpkin cheesecake with gingersnap crustrustic local apple tart (vegan)texas style pecan & chocolate bourbon tartlemon custard meringue tartpear & cranberry tart with cinnamon crumblebanana cream pietoasted coconut cream pieorganic whip cream or soy vanilla creme
― get killed walkin your DOGGIE (get bent), Friday, 23 October 2009 22:55 (fifteen years ago)
probably not enuff pies tbh.
― ian, Friday, 23 October 2009 23:44 (fifteen years ago)
Requires peach.
― I would feel confident if I dated her because I am older than (Laurel), Friday, 23 October 2009 23:48 (fifteen years ago)
peaches aren't in season anymore!
― get killed walkin your DOGGIE (get bent), Saturday, 24 October 2009 00:09 (fifteen years ago)
sweet potato pie is so vastly underrated.
― get killed walkin your DOGGIE (get bent), Saturday, 24 October 2009 00:10 (fifteen years ago)
no shoofly no cred
― ...And You Will Know Us by the BLAZE of YA DEAD HOMIE (los blue jeans), Saturday, 24 October 2009 00:31 (fifteen years ago)
u can buy sweet potato pie in most nyc corner fried chicken shops = not underrated
― ian, Saturday, 24 October 2009 00:31 (fifteen years ago)
MOST OF AMERICA DOES NOT HAVE A KENNEDY OR KANSAS FRIED CHICKEN
― get killed walkin your DOGGIE (get bent), Saturday, 24 October 2009 01:08 (fifteen years ago)
that reminds me... i want jamaican beef patties to be the hip new street food for the non-chicago flyover states and points west
― get killed walkin your DOGGIE (get bent), Saturday, 24 October 2009 01:11 (fifteen years ago)
they sell golden krust in phoenix and wisconsin (prob. milwaukee)
http://www.goldenkrustbakery.com/content/index.php?do=retail§=locations
― get killed walkin your DOGGIE (get bent), Saturday, 24 October 2009 01:12 (fifteen years ago)
pie for breakfast makes a big comeback in 2013
― elmo leonard (elmo argonaut), Saturday, 24 October 2009 01:21 (fifteen years ago)
I am gonna participate by saying I bet yuzu'll bust out in the states before 2020.
― existential eggs (Abbott), Saturday, 24 October 2009 01:31 (fifteen years ago)
egg piexpost
― paragon of incalescence (rrrobyn), Saturday, 24 October 2009 01:42 (fifteen years ago)
i love the sound of that Go Slow art exhibition! (wld eat snack before going, obv.)
― paragon of incalescence (rrrobyn), Saturday, 24 October 2009 01:45 (fifteen years ago)
Requires peach strawberry/rhubarb.
― you just freaked out more than our director of lols (Pillbox), Saturday, 24 October 2009 01:49 (fifteen years ago)
http://davidszondy.com/future/Living/pill_meal.jpg
― Alex Android (Viceroy), Saturday, 24 October 2009 01:51 (fifteen years ago)
there is a lot going on in that illustration.
― you just freaked out more than our director of lols (Pillbox), Saturday, 24 October 2009 01:53 (fifteen years ago)
personally really looking fwd to countertop grow-yr-own meat in a vat
― paragon of incalescence (rrrobyn), Saturday, 24 October 2009 01:54 (fifteen years ago)
http://www.wired.com/images/slideshow/magazine/1505/FF_gastro_carrot10_f.jpg
The Cyber EggKey ingredients: Carrot, coconut milk, cauliflower, agarMethod: Spoon dollops of carrot-cardamom puree mixed with sodium alginate into calcium chloride so their surfaces form a skin. Mix the coconut milk with agar, a powerful thickening agent, and let it harden in a ring- shaped dish.Marcel’s tip: “I prefer agar to gelatin for this sort of dish because it’s easier to use and can be heated without melting.”
― Alex Android (Viceroy), Saturday, 24 October 2009 01:54 (fifteen years ago)
the ponderous cosmonaut. "If." "heel." The illustrations of succulent meats juxtaposed w/ pin-up girls. H.A.L. chillin in the background..
― you just freaked out more than our director of lols (Pillbox), Saturday, 24 October 2009 01:56 (fifteen years ago)
The US dollar and UK pound will continue to decline, and peak oil (so 2005) starts to bite, so off-season air-shipped imports of fresh fruits and vegetables from New Zealand and Chile will become prohibitively expensive for many. We may also see less farmed frozen shrimp and salmon from the far East.
Demographics of newly retired baby boomers and an anemic economic recover will bring a greater interest in suburban home gardening. Many fists will be raised at birds and slugs.
The above two trends will bring a renewed interest in pickles, but foodies will add their twist. Think vodka and citrus infused home cucumbers, and that sort of thing.
Sushi will become more-generally recognized as ecologically unsustainable. Thai food will supplant Japanese as the most favored east Asian cuisine (just as Japanese supplanted San Francisco-chinatown style Chinese in the 90s).
There's been an evolution in the past 15 years for conscious eaters to shift from ovo-lacto vegetarianism to veganism. This will continue. Milk will get a worse reputation than it has. Vegan potlucks will become power networking venues.
The above comments that the Michael Pollan/Mark Bittman viewpoint on minimal, preferably local, whole foods being best, will be tested as a new restaurant brand by Yum brands or one of the other international restaurant conglomerates. Like Boston Market, but with better financing, and Palak Paneer instead of creamed spinach.
Fast food curry in the America, as it is in the UK.
― on the installment plan (Derelict), Saturday, 24 October 2009 01:59 (fifteen years ago)
Pizza will continue to be delicious, maintaining its status as the bane of otherwise conscientious dieters the world over.
― you just freaked out more than our director of lols (Pillbox), Saturday, 24 October 2009 02:04 (fifteen years ago)
"if" cosmonaut kind of looks like he is squeezing a zit, esp w/that face he's making.
― existential eggs (Abbott), Saturday, 24 October 2009 02:21 (fifteen years ago)
he also seems to be squashing a bug with his left hand, while simultaneously flashing us the A-OK gesture.
― you just freaked out more than our director of lols (Pillbox), Saturday, 24 October 2009 02:23 (fifteen years ago)
Milk's reputation is undeservedly bad as it stands imo.
― existential eggs (Abbott), Saturday, 24 October 2009 02:26 (fifteen years ago)
there are gonna be less vegans, i predict
― harbl, Saturday, 24 October 2009 02:28 (fifteen years ago)
i don't care that that's supposed to say "fewer"
― harbl, Saturday, 24 October 2009 02:30 (fifteen years ago)
i fucking love milk tbh, and dairy products in general. real cream in the coffee, whipped cream on pie, ice cream, cheese. love it. milk needs commercials like those "corn syrup is all natural!" ones tbh.
― ian, Saturday, 24 October 2009 02:36 (fifteen years ago)
http://images.cdn.fotopedia.com/flickr-2864140229-image.jpg
― scott seward, Saturday, 24 October 2009 02:38 (fifteen years ago)
can easily go without all the milks except yogurts tbhthe phrase "whole foods" is eliminated, replaced with just "food," and non-whole foods are called "partial foods"
― harbl, Saturday, 24 October 2009 02:38 (fifteen years ago)
I'm pretty much on board w/ the anti-dairy thing from a nutritional standpoint, but o the miracle of cheese..
― you just freaked out more than our director of lols (Pillbox), Saturday, 24 October 2009 02:41 (fifteen years ago)
tbh i don't eat much ice cream anymore but when i do it's so fucking undeniable.
― ian, Saturday, 24 October 2009 02:44 (fifteen years ago)
a guy who has read every research study on milk
― on the installment plan (Derelict), Saturday, 24 October 2009 02:45 (fifteen years ago)
keep the proselytizing on the nutrition nazi thread please.
― ian, Saturday, 24 October 2009 02:49 (fifteen years ago)
http://weightlosswiththefabulousfatties.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/1-fad-diet.jpg
― Alex Android (Viceroy), Saturday, 24 October 2009 03:00 (fifteen years ago)
??cabbage soup??
― how rad bandit (gbx), Saturday, 24 October 2009 03:09 (fifteen years ago)
shorter derelict: there will be more people who are no fun to dine with
― ice cr?m, Saturday, 24 October 2009 04:12 (fifteen years ago)
Derelict seems really smart.
― M. Grissom/DeShields (jaymc), Saturday, 24 October 2009 04:48 (fifteen years ago)
Julie and Julia apparently caused Mastering the Art of French Cooking to sell more copies than it's ever sold before, so I predict that some restauranteurs will capitalize on that zeitgeist with retro "classic" fatty french foods.
― Bay-L.A. Bar Talk (Hurting 2), Saturday, 24 October 2009 05:36 (fifteen years ago)
and to think i felt so cool when i made boeuf bourguignon a few years ago.
― get killed walkin your DOGGIE (get bent), Saturday, 24 October 2009 05:46 (fifteen years ago)
you were. you were.
― Bay-L.A. Bar Talk (Hurting 2), Saturday, 24 October 2009 05:56 (fifteen years ago)
I wonder if they'll even do silver platters with dome lids. I could also see this working well with the recession - comforting fatty food and a traditional feeling of luxury. My gut says that in bad times people will want luxury bang for their buck - none of this highbrow/lowbrow nonsense.
― Bay-L.A. Bar Talk (Hurting 2), Saturday, 24 October 2009 05:58 (fifteen years ago)