ILX Cult Suicide

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This is the thread where we gather 51 followers and then, at a designated moment in the future, hit each other's suggest ban buttons and die/are banned in a fiery. . . deathban.

Applesauce and Flavor Aid will be served.

Mr. Que, Thursday, 29 October 2009 18:05 (sixteen years ago)

I am your leader, The Great and Powerful Que

Mr. Que, Thursday, 29 October 2009 18:05 (sixteen years ago)

^

am0n, Thursday, 29 October 2009 18:05 (sixteen years ago)

^

nice email (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Thursday, 29 October 2009 18:06 (sixteen years ago)

oh shit was I supposed to sb you dudes when we all decide to

nice email (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Thursday, 29 October 2009 18:08 (sixteen years ago)

I would do this.

jaymc, Thursday, 29 October 2009 18:12 (sixteen years ago)

I'm in

a full circle lol (J0hn D.), Thursday, 29 October 2009 18:12 (sixteen years ago)

Would do.

bear say hi to me (ENBB), Thursday, 29 October 2009 18:13 (sixteen years ago)

You guys are crazy.

bamcquern, Thursday, 29 October 2009 18:13 (sixteen years ago)

^^

am0n, Thursday, 29 October 2009 18:15 (sixteen years ago)

is that a yay or a nay bamcquern

Mr. Que, Thursday, 29 October 2009 18:15 (sixteen years ago)

Can we all buy matching sweatsuits and Nikes to wear at the moment this happens? Pls?

bear say hi to me (ENBB), Thursday, 29 October 2009 18:16 (sixteen years ago)

sure

Mr. Que, Thursday, 29 October 2009 18:16 (sixteen years ago)

thread is more or less the virtual realization of a lifelong dream tbh

a full circle lol (J0hn D.), Thursday, 29 October 2009 18:16 (sixteen years ago)

This will lead to nothing but trouble...

Dynamic Leia Dress (kingkongvsgodzilla), Thursday, 29 October 2009 18:16 (sixteen years ago)

45 more peeps to go

Mr. Que, Thursday, 29 October 2009 18:17 (sixteen years ago)

I would take the sweatsuit and sneaks and back out at the last minute, knowing the whole time that I was going to do so.

bamcquern, Thursday, 29 October 2009 18:17 (sixteen years ago)

I would take the sweatsuit and sneaks and back out at the last minute, knowing the whole time that I was going to do so.

you know what though? you've already posted to this thread. . . maybe we'll just include you anyway in the fiery apocalypse

Mr. Que, Thursday, 29 October 2009 18:18 (sixteen years ago)

this thread is a cry for help

http://www.psi-13.com/eminton/cards/library/deprogramming.jpg

clevelandcowboyfan4u (brownie), Thursday, 29 October 2009 18:19 (sixteen years ago)

What kind of fiery apocalypse? I mean, you say "fiery" and you say "apocalypse," but how do I know either word will be apt in the end?

bamcquern, Thursday, 29 October 2009 18:19 (sixteen years ago)

what if a few people have a lot of suggest bans and they only get through, say, 20 other cult members before getting SBed? i think there will be a few survivors.

jØrdån (omar little), Thursday, 29 October 2009 18:20 (sixteen years ago)

Anyway, ilx hasn't been weird enough lately, so go thread.

bamcquern, Thursday, 29 October 2009 18:21 (sixteen years ago)

Trollocaust.

bamcquern, Thursday, 29 October 2009 18:21 (sixteen years ago)

Hold on, is there a resurrection? If so, I'm definitely IN BABEEEE.

Nathalie (stevienixed), Thursday, 29 October 2009 18:21 (sixteen years ago)

the resurrection will occur. . . i have seen this . . . 30 days after the fires smolder and the LOLcats cries abate. . .

Mr. Que, Thursday, 29 October 2009 18:22 (sixteen years ago)

lolling at trollocaust

sarahel, Thursday, 29 October 2009 18:22 (sixteen years ago)

on the 30th day, they rose again to come and save the people.

tehresa, Thursday, 29 October 2009 18:22 (sixteen years ago)

xpost it is not my joke, unfortunately

bamcquern, Thursday, 29 October 2009 18:23 (sixteen years ago)

what if a few people have a lot of suggest bans and they only get through, say, 20 other cult members before getting SBed? i think there will be a few survivors.

i think, at the moment of SB, as long as we all stay on this page and don't go over to any other pages, and click the SB button, we should be okay? but who knows? there may be survivors

Mr. Que, Thursday, 29 October 2009 18:24 (sixteen years ago)

there must be no survivors

nice email (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Thursday, 29 October 2009 18:24 (sixteen years ago)

woah you know what i just figured out? Nike makes a special "SB" shoe! eerie. . .

Mr. Que, Thursday, 29 October 2009 18:25 (sixteen years ago)

I don't see how the numbers will work. Also, won't hi dere or someone just lock the thread at 49 or 50 peeps?

bamcquern, Thursday, 29 October 2009 18:25 (sixteen years ago)

Diamond Dunks.

bamcquern, Thursday, 29 October 2009 18:26 (sixteen years ago)

sb = skateboard duh

cutty, Thursday, 29 October 2009 18:26 (sixteen years ago)

i'm telling you all, that 2012 shit is fake, ok!

sarahel, Thursday, 29 October 2009 18:26 (sixteen years ago)

suggest yourself

nice email (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Thursday, 29 October 2009 18:27 (sixteen years ago)

xxpost s.b.

It clearly cannot be skateboard duh. It has to be skateboard something else, something that starts with b.

bamcquern, Thursday, 29 October 2009 18:27 (sixteen years ago)

bitches, maybe

bamcquern, Thursday, 29 October 2009 18:27 (sixteen years ago)

In this thread, all references to SB=Suggest Ban

Mr. Que, Thursday, 29 October 2009 18:28 (sixteen years ago)

I'm in too.

Tuomas, Thursday, 29 October 2009 18:28 (sixteen years ago)

Suga Babes

bamcquern, Thursday, 29 October 2009 18:29 (sixteen years ago)

it will be a suggest banner day for the internet

Peepoop Patel (harbl), Thursday, 29 October 2009 18:29 (sixteen years ago)

salad bowl

bamcquern, Thursday, 29 October 2009 18:29 (sixteen years ago)

44

Mr. Que, Thursday, 29 October 2009 18:29 (sixteen years ago)

Four more people who were intended to be poisoned managed to survive.[142] Grover Davis, 79, who was hearing impaired, missed the announcement to assemble on the loudspeaker, lay down in a ditch and pretended to be dead.[19][147] Hyacinth Thrash, 76, slept through the suicide drills and awoke to find her sister and friends dead.[19][147] Odell Rhodes, 36, a Jonestown teacher and craftsman, volunteered to fetch a stethoscope and hid under a building.[136] Stanley Clayton, 25, a kitchenworker and cousin of Huey Newton, tricked security guards and ran into the jungle.[137]

jØrdån (omar little), Thursday, 29 October 2009 18:29 (sixteen years ago)

soul brother (#1)

bamcquern, Thursday, 29 October 2009 18:30 (sixteen years ago)

xpost one of those will be me. You'll see.

bamcquern, Thursday, 29 October 2009 18:30 (sixteen years ago)

Who among you. . . will be the Hyacinth Thrash of this thread???

Mr. Que, Thursday, 29 October 2009 18:30 (sixteen years ago)

With Diamond Dunks on and a new tracksuit.

bamcquern, Thursday, 29 October 2009 18:30 (sixteen years ago)

bamcquern = Hyacinth Thrash

jØrdån (omar little), Thursday, 29 October 2009 18:30 (sixteen years ago)

3. nice email

????

sarahel, Thursday, 29 October 2009 19:06 (sixteen years ago)

8. ENBB
9. harbl (?)

TGAAPQ (Mr. Que), Thursday, 29 October 2009 19:06 (sixteen years ago)

sarahel, check the third poster on this thread

TGAAPQ (Mr. Que), Thursday, 29 October 2009 19:07 (sixteen years ago)

oh duh - i thought someone sent you an email about joining who didn't want to be named.

sarahel, Thursday, 29 October 2009 19:08 (sixteen years ago)

u were having a fantasy

legit 40 (Lamp), Thursday, 29 October 2009 19:09 (sixteen years ago)

have you seen our mini golf course, out back, sarahel?

TGAAPQ (Mr. Que), Thursday, 29 October 2009 19:09 (sixteen years ago)

i like mini golf.

missed the announcement, lay down in a ditch and pretended to be dead (sarahel), Thursday, 29 October 2009 19:10 (sixteen years ago)

you could be #10

TGAAPQ (Mr. Que), Thursday, 29 October 2009 19:10 (sixteen years ago)

also, sorry ENBB

TGAAPQ (Mr. Que), Thursday, 29 October 2009 19:11 (sixteen years ago)

even a TGAAPQ makes mistakes sometimes

TGAAPQ (Mr. Que), Thursday, 29 October 2009 19:11 (sixteen years ago)

if i get to be Grover Davis, i'm in.

missed the announcement, lay down in a ditch and pretended to be dead (sarahel), Thursday, 29 October 2009 19:11 (sixteen years ago)

I am ready to be wiped clean, renewed, refurbished and rejuvenated.

Derelictody (Derelict), Thursday, 29 October 2009 19:12 (sixteen years ago)

Whatever Que. I'll remeber this.

bear say hi to me (ENBB), Thursday, 29 October 2009 19:12 (sixteen years ago)

10. Derelict

TGAAPQ (Mr. Que), Thursday, 29 October 2009 19:12 (sixteen years ago)

it's not easy running a cult, you know

TGAAPQ (Mr. Que), Thursday, 29 October 2009 19:12 (sixteen years ago)

is there a spaceship waiting?

i ain't no daggum son of a gun (latebloomer), Thursday, 29 October 2009 19:13 (sixteen years ago)

yes latebloomer, there is, here is a picture

http://www.topnews.in/files/Spaceship.jpg

TGAAPQ (Mr. Que), Thursday, 29 October 2009 19:14 (sixteen years ago)

(wait a sec - is that someone's actual house?!!!)

bear say hi to me (ENBB), Thursday, 29 October 2009 19:19 (sixteen years ago)

. . . sometimes, a house can also be. . . a spaceship. . .

TGAAPQ (Mr. Que), Thursday, 29 October 2009 19:20 (sixteen years ago)

lol

cutty, Thursday, 29 October 2009 19:21 (sixteen years ago)

...so wise, great que...

cutty, Thursday, 29 October 2009 19:21 (sixteen years ago)

i really don't think it's fair that bamcquern gets to be in the cult, after saying straight up that he wouldn't really commit suicide, and i don't.

missed the announcement, lay down in a ditch and pretended to be dead (sarahel), Thursday, 29 October 2009 19:23 (sixteen years ago)

thank you cutty. . . can we count on you for the coming End Times??? sarahel, you can be in as well. . . but beware, the consequences may be. . . dire?

TGAAPQ (Mr. Que), Thursday, 29 October 2009 19:24 (sixteen years ago)

11. sarahel

TGAAPQ (Mr. Que), Thursday, 29 October 2009 19:24 (sixteen years ago)

awesome, can you post a picture of the promised mini-golf course?

missed the announcement, lay down in a ditch and pretended to be dead (sarahel), Thursday, 29 October 2009 19:25 (sixteen years ago)

http://www.atlanticcitynj.com/attachments/ImageLib/minigolf_lr.jpg

TGAAPQ (Mr. Que), Thursday, 29 October 2009 19:27 (sixteen years ago)

http://www.bittenandbound.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/nine-hole-mini-golf-course.jpg

TGAAPQ (Mr. Que), Thursday, 29 October 2009 19:27 (sixteen years ago)

where are the cute fake windmills?

missed the announcement, lay down in a ditch and pretended to be dead (sarahel), Thursday, 29 October 2009 19:28 (sixteen years ago)

http://www.madewithlovebyhannah.com/WordPress/photos/minigolfC.jpg

TGAAPQ (Mr. Que), Thursday, 29 October 2009 19:29 (sixteen years ago)

WS?

quincie, Thursday, 29 October 2009 19:30 (sixteen years ago)

Que I will forgive your earlier oversight if we can have cupcake cars once we get to whereever it is we're going.

Front to back: Que, John D, Me

http://i29.photobucket.com/albums/c287/expatrica/Cupcakecars.jpg

bear say hi to me (ENBB), Thursday, 29 October 2009 19:31 (sixteen years ago)

it has been written, since ancient times, that men and women of action and consequence will ride in cars painted to look like sugary confections of delight. . .

TGAAPQ (Mr. Que), Thursday, 29 October 2009 19:33 (sixteen years ago)

Again, where are the windmills?

Dynamic Leia Dress (kingkongvsgodzilla), Thursday, 29 October 2009 19:33 (sixteen years ago)

I am only joining this cult if the spaceship looks like this:

http://www.hashemian.com/blog/uploaded_images/boston-album-boston-760667.jpg

we are normal and we want our freedom (Abbott), Thursday, 29 October 2009 19:33 (sixteen years ago)

it has been written, since ancient times, that men and women of action and consequence will ride in cars painted to look like sugary confections of delight and come with matching hats. . .

bear say hi to me (ENBB), Thursday, 29 October 2009 19:35 (sixteen years ago)

when the spaceship is airborne, it looks like that

TGAAPQ (Mr. Que), Thursday, 29 October 2009 19:36 (sixteen years ago)

ahh, i see ENBB has been studying the scripture. . .

TGAAPQ (Mr. Que), Thursday, 29 October 2009 19:36 (sixteen years ago)

Abbott, as a site mod you're immortal. So you can't come with us. ;(

Tuomas, Thursday, 29 October 2009 19:36 (sixteen years ago)

Sorry.

Tuomas, Thursday, 29 October 2009 19:37 (sixteen years ago)

That's ok, I don't really believe when mr. Que says the spaceship will look like that. I see my Maryann walking away!!!!AAAHHH!

we are normal and we want our freedom (Abbott), Thursday, 29 October 2009 19:38 (sixteen years ago)

i would ride all these cupcake cars.

missed the announcement, lay down in a ditch and pretended to be dead (sarahel), Thursday, 29 October 2009 19:38 (sixteen years ago)

there will be many who doubt the complexity and the fabulousness of what will occur on the chosen SB date. accept their doubt, and use it to make your will that much stronger. . .

TGAAPQ (Mr. Que), Thursday, 29 October 2009 19:39 (sixteen years ago)

this thread is like

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y176/edwardiii/thichquangducselfimmolade7.jpg

鬼の手 (Edward III), Thursday, 29 October 2009 19:41 (sixteen years ago)

I'm in

鬼の手 (Edward III), Thursday, 29 October 2009 19:43 (sixteen years ago)

<3 self immolation

鬼の手 (Edward III), Thursday, 29 October 2009 19:44 (sixteen years ago)

12. Edward III

TGAAPQ (Mr. Que), Thursday, 29 October 2009 19:45 (sixteen years ago)

i would ride all these cupcake cars.

― missed the announcement, lay down in a ditch and pretended to be dead (sarahel), Thursday, October 29, 2009 3:38 PM (23 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

BTW can be yours if you're willing to fork out $25,000 to Neiman Marcus. Warning - I plan to personally hunt down anyone who actually buys one of those things and exterminate them myself.

bear say hi to me (ENBB), Thursday, 29 October 2009 20:04 (sixteen years ago)

i'm in

moonship journey to baja, Thursday, 29 October 2009 20:24 (sixteen years ago)

13. MJTB

TGAAPQ (Mr. Que), Thursday, 29 October 2009 20:39 (sixteen years ago)

ten months pass...

this time for real guys

moonship journey to baja, Monday, 20 September 2010 05:19 (fifteen years ago)


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