WHICH IS MOST DANGEROUSEST - texting while driving or throwing knives at someone's face?

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Option	Votes
texting while driving	11
throwing knives at someone's face	5

― (oh PORRIDGE) (HI DERE), Monday, 2 November 2009 14:45 (sixteen years ago)

god I fucking can't STAND it when people text and drive, there oughta be a law

― (oh PORRIDGE) (HI DERE), Monday, 2 November 2009 14:46 (sixteen years ago)

there are laws

― cutty, Monday, 2 November 2009 14:48 (sixteen years ago)

Most people won't have the practice to get a good rotation on a knife, so I still say texting and driving. You might cause a cut here and a scratch there, but that's nothing like causing an auto smashup.

― tie me up, dress in drag, and read to me from the bible (kenan), Monday, 2 November 2009 14:48 (sixteen years ago)

great thread bro

― candice spergin (cankles), Monday, 2 November 2009 14:49 (sixteen years ago)

http://pfpak.com/Plastic_Knives-s.jpg?

― I never saw the advantage of peeing while standing. (Upt0eleven), Monday, 2 November 2009 14:51 (sixteen years ago)

wooops
http://pfpak.com/Plastic_Knives-s.jpg

― I never saw the advantage of peeing while standing. (Upt0eleven), Monday, 2 November 2009 14:51 (sixteen years ago)

still a pretty pointless post tbh.

― I never saw the advantage of peeing while standing. (Upt0eleven), Monday, 2 November 2009 14:52 (sixteen years ago)

i think it depends on the size of the knife and how far you are from the person. I mean, I have thrown a couple of plastic knives at my friend before but then sometimes i just see my friend try to throw a machete at my face and i have to ask them to stop until they got some smaller knives.

― ken "save-a-finn" c (ken c), Monday, 2 November 2009 14:53 (sixteen years ago)

ha xpost!

― ken "save-a-finn" c (ken c), Monday, 2 November 2009 14:53 (sixteen years ago)

xxpost It's a fine post. There are different kinds of knives. I can't prove it, but I'd guess that a good sharp chef's knife has a larger chance of doing damage than a boning knife.

― tie me up, dress in drag, and read to me from the bible (kenan), Monday, 2 November 2009 14:55 (sixteen years ago)

on the other hand if you google texting accidents involving knives you see all kinds of posts about people who accidentally buttered the phone they were texting with instead of a piece of toast and the samurai who got killed trying to defend himself with his nokia 8310 instead of his sword because he was too busy texting.

― ken "save-a-finn" c (ken c), Monday, 2 November 2009 14:56 (sixteen years ago)

You know, Mythbusters is really desperate for material lately. We should send this in.

― tie me up, dress in drag, and read to me from the bible (kenan), Monday, 2 November 2009 14:56 (sixteen years ago)

by text

― ken "save-a-finn" c (ken c), Monday, 2 November 2009 14:57 (sixteen years ago)

while drunk

― ken "save-a-finn" c (ken c), Monday, 2 November 2009 14:57 (sixteen years ago)

ARE YOU NUTS?!!

― tie me up, dress in drag, and read to me from the bible (kenan), Monday, 2 November 2009 14:57 (sixteen years ago)

i really think throwing knives is more dangerous, they're sharp and everything

― antastic mr ox (darraghmac), Monday, 2 November 2009 15:10 (sixteen years ago)

If someone is going to be throwing knives at your face, would you rather they be drunk or sober?

― tie me up, dress in drag, and read to me from the bible (kenan), Monday, 2 November 2009 15:16 (sixteen years ago)

par for mod parody course, sigh~

― k3vin k., Monday, 2 November 2009 17:10 (sixteen years ago)

suggest knives-thrown-at-face'd you for that

― (oh PORRIDGE) (HI DERE), Monday, 2 November 2009 17:12 (sixteen years ago)

if you forget to tip a waiter, is it okay for him/her to throw knives at you

― TGAAPQ (Mr. Que), Monday, 2 November 2009 17:14 (sixteen years ago)

throwing knives at strangers from a moving vehicle while drunk in blackface without tipping of the decade

― antastic mr ox (darraghmac), Monday, 2 November 2009 17:18 (sixteen years ago)

knives out

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― ken "save-a-finn" c (ken c), Monday, 2 November 2009 17:32 (sixteen years ago)

What about throwing knives while texting? Or driving at someone's face?

― a gift from your mind in the form of the perfect beat (snoball), Monday, 2 November 2009 18:00 (sixteen years ago)

texting while driving is The Most Dangerous of course

― umadeus grozart (Curt1s Stephens), Monday, 2 November 2009 18:27 (sixteen years ago)

Texting while driving a car with knives attached to the bumper towards someones face while throwing up?

― a gift from your mind in the form of the perfect beat (snoball), Monday, 2 November 2009 18:31 (sixteen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

― System, Friday, 13 November 2009 00:01 (sixteen years ago)

what an awesome fucking thread

― Nanobots: HOOSTEEND (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Friday, 13 November 2009 00:02 (sixteen years ago)

I read "blowing kisses" instead of "throwing knives" at first glance, and I thought, "No way, that is too easy." However, I think blowing kisses while driving might not be entirely safe either.

― Moon Unit Zeppo (Oh my, how original), Friday, 13 November 2009 20:50 (sixteen years ago)

Wait, who is this 'Kisses' person?

― l'homme moderne: il forniquait et lisait des journaux (Michael White), Friday, 13 November 2009 20:58 (sixteen years ago)

Long time lurker. Can I play with you guys?

― Moon Unit Zeppo (Oh my, how original), Friday, 13 November 2009 21:00 (sixteen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

― System, Saturday, 14 November 2009 00:01 (sixteen years ago)

ooh just missed it.
i was gonna vote texting as i did crash while texting a have never thrown a knife at a face!

― not_goodwin, Saturday, 14 November 2009 00:08 (sixteen years ago)

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