"Murder" and "Unnatural"

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/46698000/jpg/_46698472_008253145-1.jpg

l-r?

Maybe Jay Nordlinger could eat them.

Oh, go on then.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/wear/8351405.stm

hahahahahahaha

I had roommates like this one summer when I was in college, I think I posted about it...

47 decibels is pretty loud. the kind of loud that you know you're making.

So I went to take out the trash the other night and...("next-door" sex, C or D?)

lol

(yes that was the origin of everyone's fascination with the word "bootyflakes" btw)

I get a distinct "I was a goth until Stephanie Meyer saved me" vibe off this one:

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/46698000/jpg/_46698484_008253134-1.jpg

(yes that was the origin of everyone's fascination with the word "bootyflakes" btw)

We thank you for this reminder.

I always like how these UK news reports describe batshit situations and then flatly conclude "The case continues."

imagine vincent price reading it, it's even better.

She said: "After I got the Noise Abatement Notice I tried to control it. I even tried to use a pillow (over her face) to try and lessen the noise.

"I did not understand why people asked me to be quiet because to me it is normal. I didn't understand where they were coming from."

The case continues.

(over her face)

http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/6/6b/Price_vincent4.jpg/180px-Price_vincent4.jpg

I did not need that image of Vincent suffocating "unnatural" with a pillow.

Actually, maybe I did.

mufflediving

england is horrifying

― goole, Tuesday, September 22, 2009 11:27 AM (1 month ago) Bookmark

Specialist equipment installed in Miss O'Connor's flat by Sunderland City Council recorded noise levels of between 30 to 40 decibels, with the highest being 47 decibels.

who does that???

"so, what do you do?"

A woman who was banned from making loud noises during sex has lost an appeal against her conviction.

Caroline and Steve Cartwright's love-making was described as "murder" and "unnatural" at Newcastle Crown Court.

lest we forget...
The sound of 300 pounds of lard banging against the wall...

I wouldnt mind testing out that decibel counter with the complainant.

Noisy sex woman loses appeal bid

I dunno, just intrigued how a story can be summarised, and the plaintiff summed up.

"Noisy Sex Woman"

Specialist equipment installed in Miss O'Connor's flat by Sunderland City Council recorded noise levels of between 30 to 40 decibels, with the highest being 47 decibels.

I'm not sure of the logic of that statement.

And here I was thinking 60 dB was the cutoff point for noise where the council will intervene.

47 actually has the mathematical distinction of being between 30 and 40 and not being between 30 and 40. I think this was proven by Bernoulli.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/wear/8413974.stm

Loud sex woman admits Asbo breach

The couple's lovemaking was described as 'unnatural'
A woman who was given an anti-social behaviour order banning her from making loud noises during sex has admitted breaching the order.

Caroline and Steve Cartwright's love-making was described as "murder" and "unnatural" at Newcastle Crown Court.

Neighbours, the local postman and a woman taking her child to school complained about the noise.

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/47162000/jpg/_47162272_cartwrights.jpg

'Noisy sex' woman spared prison

A woman who breached an Asbo banning her from having noisy sex has been given a suspended prison sentence.

Caroline and Steve Cartwright's "unnatural" love-making prompted complaints from neighbours, a postman and a woman taking her child to school.

The 48-year-old, from Washington on Wearside, had earlier pleaded guilty to three counts of breaching the Asbo.

At Newcastle Crown Court, she was given eight weeks suspended for 12 months and a 12-month supervision order.

During a previous hearing, next door neighbour Rachel O'Connor told the court she was frequently late for work because she overslept having been kept awake most of the night.

She said: "The noise sounds like they are both in considerable pain. I cannot describe the noise. I have never ever heard anything like it."

In December, Cartwright, of Hall Road, lost an appeal against the Asbo and an earlier noise abatement order.

Passing sentence, Judge Beatrice Bolton said: "I've heard a very short extract of the noise you make and can well see that your neighbours would be upset and distressed by this.

"The difficulty here is that the first occurrence was the day following the order. Then three days later you breached it again.

"In addition it's quite clear from the small extract I heard that you made no attempt to silence yourself."

Ms Bolton warned Cartwright that if she committed further offences of the same nature, she would be sent to prison.

Englande.

It is a place.

Where loud sex might land you in prison.

it's gotta be putting him off, too? it would be several places from the top of things putting me off, but i mean 47 decibels right underneath you is gotta be doing some damage?

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/wear/8021185.stm

Woman held for noisy sex 'breach'

A woman has been remanded in custody accused of breaching an Asbo banning her from being noisy during sex.

i mean http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/wear/10453199.stm

http://gene-vincent.iquebec.com/the_girl_can_t_help_it.jpg