http://cbs11tv.com/local/raccoon.classroom.texas.2.610050.html
i dont think we should begrudge some hungry school kids their victuals
― NEW YORK DESERVED 9-11 (cankles), Thursday, 12 November 2009 21:55 (sixteen years ago)
crl wrld
― nice email (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Thursday, 12 November 2009 21:59 (sixteen years ago)
that is fucked.
― ian, Thursday, 12 November 2009 22:07 (sixteen years ago)
Superintendent Randy Hoyer says a substitute teacher was in the class that day and "did not know any better"
http://i35.tinypic.com/e0347p.gif
― bnw, Thursday, 12 November 2009 22:12 (sixteen years ago)
Jackson says the October incident apparently involved two students who took a live raccoon to school. "Started stepping and stomping on it, joking they're tenderizing the animal," Jackson told a Houston television station.
"Started stepping and stomping on it, joking they're tenderizing the animal," Jackson told a Houston television station.
oh, okay then
― a Barbie-like nub where he provates should be (HI DERE), Thursday, 12 November 2009 22:12 (sixteen years ago)
Choice image:
http://llnw.image.cbslocal.com/0/2005/12/28/175x131/images_sizedimage_362183144.jpg
― We call them "meat hemorrhoids" (Alex in SF), Thursday, 12 November 2009 22:14 (sixteen years ago)
what the fuckkk
― k3vin k., Thursday, 12 November 2009 22:15 (sixteen years ago)
Superintendent Randy Hoyer says a substitute teacher was in the class that day and "did not know any better" -- but it won't happen again.
― jazzgasms (Mr. Que), Thursday, 12 November 2009 22:17 (sixteen years ago)
"Well, I dunno if you can cook that raccoon, I'm just the sub."
― jazzgasms (Mr. Que), Thursday, 12 November 2009 22:18 (sixteen years ago)
Who knew that you had to tell substitute teachers "if the kids bring in a live animal and start stomping on it in front of the class, that's bad; they aren't allowed to do that"?
― a Barbie-like nub where he provates should be (HI DERE), Thursday, 12 November 2009 22:19 (sixteen years ago)
maybe because he was a sub he was unqualified to distinguish living and dead animals
― GO THICK AMOS! (jjjusten), Thursday, 12 November 2009 22:19 (sixteen years ago)
actually remembering some of the subs we had, you could be onto something
― a Barbie-like nub where he provates should be (HI DERE), Thursday, 12 November 2009 22:20 (sixteen years ago)
"things moving but ehhh what do i know usually they just have me teach phy ed"
― GO THICK AMOS! (jjjusten), Thursday, 12 November 2009 22:20 (sixteen years ago)
yeah seriously subs are the dumbest
― jazzgasms (Mr. Que), Thursday, 12 November 2009 22:20 (sixteen years ago)
What was the name of the old senile science teacher sub? Mr. G1bs0n?
pretty sure my physics class made him cry, which led directly to his eventual full-on retirement
― a Barbie-like nub where he provates should be (HI DERE), Thursday, 12 November 2009 22:21 (sixteen years ago)
as the old adage goes "if you cant do, teach, if you cant teach, substitute teach"
― GO THICK AMOS! (jjjusten), Thursday, 12 November 2009 22:21 (sixteen years ago)
oh wait that isnt right
― GO THICK AMOS! (jjjusten), Thursday, 12 November 2009 22:22 (sixteen years ago)
really the sub is the victim in all of this
― GO THICK AMOS! (jjjusten), Thursday, 12 November 2009 22:23 (sixteen years ago)
I wonder how much faster this would have made the news had the kids stomped, skinned and eaten the sub.
― a Barbie-like nub where he provates should be (HI DERE), Thursday, 12 November 2009 22:25 (sixteen years ago)
mmmm yummy raccoon sub
― jazzgasms (Mr. Que), Thursday, 12 November 2009 22:26 (sixteen years ago)
actually that is the punishment that the school board has meted out for the sub
― GO THICK AMOS! (jjjusten), Thursday, 12 November 2009 22:27 (sixteen years ago)
the sub eating a raccoon submarine sandwich
― jazzgasms (Mr. Que), Thursday, 12 November 2009 22:28 (sixteen years ago)
no no getting stomped and eaten
― GO THICK AMOS! (jjjusten), Thursday, 12 November 2009 22:28 (sixteen years ago)
then his family eats the raccoon hoagie afterwards
― GO THICK AMOS! (jjjusten), Thursday, 12 November 2009 22:30 (sixteen years ago)
texas is tough on crime
and raccoons
― a Barbie-like nub where he provates should be (HI DERE), Thursday, 12 November 2009 22:31 (sixteen years ago)
what is tough must be tenderized
― nice email (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Thursday, 12 November 2009 22:31 (sixteen years ago)
http://www.radiogkol.com/image/Raccoon%20Baby.jpg
they'll come for this baby next
― jazzgasms (Mr. Que), Thursday, 12 November 2009 22:32 (sixteen years ago)
hick bites coon
― Lamp, Thursday, 12 November 2009 22:32 (sixteen years ago)
If the kids had stomped on and killed/eaten a fish, no one would care less.
Not that I can fathom why anyone would eat a racoon, but whatever.
― hulk would smash (Trayce), Thursday, 12 November 2009 22:35 (sixteen years ago)
lol @ stomping a fish, that would just raise an entirely different set of questions
― a Barbie-like nub where he provates should be (HI DERE), Thursday, 12 November 2009 22:38 (sixteen years ago)
"Why are you climbing into the fish tank?" for starters
― a Barbie-like nub where he provates should be (HI DERE), Thursday, 12 November 2009 22:39 (sixteen years ago)
But yeah I have to ask - what kind of class is this, where (presumably) skinning and cooking animals - stompin' their heads in aside - appears to actually be the course topic?! Is this a rural US high school thing? I could kind of understand it as ag... I guess...
xpost hahahaha
― hulk would smash (Trayce), Thursday, 12 November 2009 22:40 (sixteen years ago)
Wawa introduces new shorti raccoon hogie.
― she is writing about love (Jenny), Thursday, 12 November 2009 22:41 (sixteen years ago)
raccoon wraps
― jazzgasms (Mr. Que), Thursday, 12 November 2009 22:42 (sixteen years ago)
theres a fat raccoon around here that fights with cats and other, smaller raccoons i call him bandit but i wouldnt eat him he eats garbage
― Lamp, Thursday, 12 November 2009 22:44 (sixteen years ago)
http://adland.tv/files/coon.jpg
― hulk would smash (Trayce), Thursday, 12 November 2009 22:44 (sixteen years ago)
Now we know what makes it tasty. Mmmm gamey.
― hulk would smash (Trayce), Thursday, 12 November 2009 22:45 (sixteen years ago)
oh my
― jazzgasms (Mr. Que), Thursday, 12 November 2009 22:45 (sixteen years ago)
I don't think I will ever understand Australia. It is more mysterious than Finland.
― a Barbie-like nub where he provates should be (HI DERE), Thursday, 12 November 2009 22:54 (sixteen years ago)
FWIW it was named after the guy who created this cheese whos name is Edward Coon, but yeah.
― hulk would smash (Trayce), Thursday, 12 November 2009 22:59 (sixteen years ago)
Re: Coon brand cheddar cheese, are there varieties other than 'Tasty'? Inquiring minds want to know.
― I HEART CREEPY MENS (Deric W. Haircare), Friday, 13 November 2009 00:20 (sixteen years ago)
Nup its a specific tasty cheddar, only comes in the one variety. And there's often debate over the name, of course.
― hulk would smash (Trayce), Friday, 13 November 2009 00:26 (sixteen years ago)
Oh dear I've done a mighty derail of this thread sorry! ;/
http://www.tvacres.com/images/granny_clampett.jpg
― brownie, Friday, 13 November 2009 00:26 (sixteen years ago)
actually remembering some of the subs we had, you could be onto something --a Barbie-like nub where he provates should be (HI DERE)
none of the Grandpa Stories I heard involved killing a dang raccoon
― lots of jerks (gbx), Friday, 13 November 2009 00:29 (sixteen years ago)
I can't even remember any of my subs. The only story I can recall re: any of them was the time one got flustered and used the word shenanigans. Field day had by all. Otherwise it was mostly "I don't really know your curriculum here's the worksheet you're supposed to take home now watch a video".
― retrovaporized nebulizer (╓abies), Friday, 13 November 2009 00:35 (sixteen years ago)
lol @ columbus
― Nanobots: HOOSTEEND (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Friday, 13 November 2009 00:35 (sixteen years ago)
hoos, defend your state
― see-those-tit-ies (J0rdan S.), Friday, 13 November 2009 00:36 (sixteen years ago)
every sub can be broken down into two categories
category a: mad at life/the fact that they aren't an actual teacher, despises kids for no real reason, super disciplinarian that everyone hatescategory b: sleazy man who subs to hit on high school chicks
― see-those-tit-ies (J0rdan S.), Friday, 13 November 2009 00:37 (sixteen years ago)
What about senile old person who should be out to pasture? I can think of at least 3 subs in that category - male and female. Genuinely well into their 60s, dotty as bats loonys.
― hulk would smash (Trayce), Friday, 13 November 2009 00:41 (sixteen years ago)
yeah that's who I got cf grandpa stories
― lots of jerks (gbx), Friday, 13 November 2009 00:41 (sixteen years ago)
tru, usually retired teachers
― see-those-tit-ies (J0rdan S.), Friday, 13 November 2009 00:42 (sixteen years ago)
in america we stomp and eat any teacher that reaches the age of retirement tho
― GO THICK AMOS! (jjjusten), Friday, 13 November 2009 00:42 (sixteen years ago)
*tenderizes dr. morbius*
― see-those-tit-ies (J0rdan S.), Friday, 13 November 2009 00:50 (sixteen years ago)
― see-those-tit-ies (J0rdan S.), Friday, November 13, 2009 12:36 AM (28 minutes ago) Bookmark
lol i would not venture outside the atx most days tbh
frightening motherfuckers outside this piece
― Nanobots: HOOSTEEND (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Friday, 13 November 2009 01:05 (sixteen years ago)
atx doesnt even count as texas
― NEW YORK DESERVED 9-11 (cankles), Friday, 13 November 2009 01:11 (sixteen years ago)