This might not be true, but I'm pretty sure it is..
― luol deng (am0n), Saturday, 14 November 2009 02:38 (sixteen years ago)
I'd bring up the growing influence of the Reptilians, but of course WE CAN'T TALK ABOUT THAT
― nearly one-third of a man (Z S), Saturday, 14 November 2009 02:40 (sixteen years ago)
GOD
not enough Sicilians
― http://uktv.co.uk/ can fuck right off imo (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 14 November 2009 03:20 (sixteen years ago)
Not enough parody threads
― retrovaporized nebulizer (╓abies), Saturday, 14 November 2009 03:20 (sixteen years ago)
Because we're all old and not drunk enuf?
― J, Saturday, 14 November 2009 04:14 (sixteen years ago)
Why has your face gotten so boring?
― billstevejim, Saturday, 14 November 2009 04:20 (sixteen years ago)
lack of consistent trolling, i think.
who is our troll right now anyways?
― The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Saturday, 14 November 2009 04:25 (sixteen years ago)
maybe we need to take out an ad.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qDSbPt39EQA
― billstevejim, Saturday, 14 November 2009 04:25 (sixteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tbt_m6oX2n4
― billstevejim, Saturday, 14 November 2009 04:26 (sixteen years ago)
ZS uncovers the shocking truth:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WP49-qftyuk
― fel (latebloomer), Saturday, 14 November 2009 04:39 (sixteen years ago)
need more food threads
― 囧 (dyao), Saturday, 14 November 2009 04:44 (sixteen years ago)
the vast majority of ILX posts have been boring since always
― some trustifarian junkie moron (dan m), Saturday, 14 November 2009 08:04 (sixteen years ago)
Some of the best posts are bland
― Colonel Poo, Saturday, 14 November 2009 09:20 (sixteen years ago)
Right on
― This board has gotten so sissified and sterilized (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 14 November 2009 09:22 (sixteen years ago)
It happened around the time that the Patron Board Brain changed from Mark S's loopy, surreal, philosophical abstracts to Nabisco's endless OTM reasonableness.
― Persian Pickle (Masonic Boom), Saturday, 14 November 2009 09:24 (sixteen years ago)
except for a few very well-trodden topics ilx seems pretty sleepy these days
― Mordy , Friday, 15 November 2013 15:06 (twelve years ago)
i am pretty sleepy, certainly
― a strident purist when it comes to band-related shirts (Noodle Vague), Friday, 15 November 2013 15:16 (twelve years ago)
mordy start a thread where you give a 140 character summary of your opinion of each ilxor
― Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 15 November 2013 15:18 (twelve years ago)
:D
― imago, Friday, 15 November 2013 15:19 (twelve years ago)
that'd bring the house down!
might try and do that in a "positives only" way but i'm so sleepy
― a strident purist when it comes to band-related shirts (Noodle Vague), Friday, 15 November 2013 15:21 (twelve years ago)
does "really conscientious about polling the best records of previous decades" count as a positive?
― a strident purist when it comes to band-related shirts (Noodle Vague), Friday, 15 November 2013 15:23 (twelve years ago)
"excellent at communicating a limited range of opinions"?
― a strident purist when it comes to band-related shirts (Noodle Vague), Friday, 15 November 2013 15:24 (twelve years ago)
What ILX needs is a struggle session thread
― 乒乓, Friday, 15 November 2013 15:24 (twelve years ago)
― Mordy , Friday, 15 November 2013 15:27 (twelve years ago)
I started a self-criticism thread, but it was locked.
― a band called 'Affairs'. They play instruments (soref), Friday, 15 November 2013 15:30 (twelve years ago)
the modocracy tolerates no criticism but its own
― a strident purist when it comes to band-related shirts (Noodle Vague), Friday, 15 November 2013 15:31 (twelve years ago)
How many regular posters are there now? It used to feel like there were dozens but now it feels like a pubroomsworth.
― Pingu Unchained (dog latin), Friday, 15 November 2013 15:34 (twelve years ago)
i think there's still a bunch but a growing % are indistinguishable from each other
― Mordy , Friday, 15 November 2013 15:34 (twelve years ago)
"astute at identifying potential threats to the quality of the message board"
― a strident purist when it comes to band-related shirts (Noodle Vague), Friday, 15 November 2013 15:35 (twelve years ago)
"highly skilled at ensuring all posters are aware that there is a Metal poll happening"
― a strident purist when it comes to band-related shirts (Noodle Vague), Friday, 15 November 2013 15:36 (twelve years ago)
oh vague :D
― imago, Friday, 15 November 2013 15:36 (twelve years ago)
For more than a week, a veil of secrecy enveloped the proceedings. Dozens of prominent Americans -- members of Congress, governors, labor leaders, academics and clergy -- were summoned to the mountaintop retreat to confer with the beleaguered president. Sitting on the floor taking notes, Carter listened to criticism, much of it scathing, of him and his White House. Reagan biographer Steven Hayward has aptly described it as "the most remarkable exercise in presidential navel-gazing in American history." At the end of the "domestic summit," the president planned to deliver a nationally-televised address, telling Americans what he had learned and how he planned to lead them out of the current crisis.
― a band called 'Affairs'. They play instruments (soref), Friday, 15 November 2013 15:37 (twelve years ago)
ilx malaise
― Mordy , Friday, November 15, 2013 10:34 AM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark
The solution is to give every poster a number of http://ilxor.com/s.png in their display name that correlates to the quality of their posts
― 乒乓, Friday, 15 November 2013 15:37 (twelve years ago)
"holds forthright views on food and how to eat it"
― a strident purist when it comes to band-related shirts (Noodle Vague), Friday, 15 November 2013 15:38 (twelve years ago)
"not easily fooled by sheeple"
― a strident purist when it comes to band-related shirts (Noodle Vague), Friday, 15 November 2013 15:40 (twelve years ago)
i believe finney said it best when he said the only point of engagement one can control is their own
be the change you want to see mordy
― the late great, Friday, 15 November 2013 15:41 (twelve years ago)
"knowledgeable as to what date new indie albums will be released on"
― a strident purist when it comes to band-related shirts (Noodle Vague), Friday, 15 November 2013 15:42 (twelve years ago)
"depressed"
― j., Friday, 15 November 2013 15:42 (twelve years ago)
"has body issues"
thought you were talking about treesh for a few seconds there, TLG
― imago, Friday, 15 November 2013 15:42 (twelve years ago)
"not afraid to share intimate details of their inner life and how much they dislike work"
lol nv
― Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 15 November 2013 15:43 (twelve years ago)
"keenly interested in message-board-based political reform"
― j., Friday, 15 November 2013 15:43 (twelve years ago)
"gets really annoyed at everyday, insignificant occurrences"
― frogbs, Friday, 15 November 2013 15:43 (twelve years ago)
"netflix subscriber"
"comfortable with their own bigotry"
― a strident purist when it comes to band-related shirts (Noodle Vague), Friday, 15 November 2013 15:43 (twelve years ago)
this article was really great. i don't think its supposed to be about everything ever, just a specific cultural moment where 'respectable' thought is guarded by what other places we call tone-policing or concern-trolling. nor is it arguing about negativity vs. positivity in general -- its about sort of a deepgoing hypocrisy packaged up in sunny diplomatic language. is not saying distrust people with an agenda, its saying distrust the pervasive denial of the hidden agenda!
also it wasn't about satire in the least, which is a whole different thing.
this article is the best i've read about satire all year, btw: http://www.mrdestructo.com/2013/04/point-counterpoint-is-satire-even-thing.html
(& really don't see how we can be discussion 20c satire and not bring up nathaniel west, ishmael reed, george schuyler, budd schulberg, and a few more besides)
― lollercoaster of rove (s.clover), Saturday, 7 December 2013 16:50 (twelve years ago)
smarm piece was great yeah
― flopson, Saturday, 7 December 2013 18:05 (twelve years ago)
Not sure that post really references the piece, Sterling.
― Legitimate space tale (LocalGarda), Saturday, 7 December 2013 18:08 (twelve years ago)
local garda are you basically saying he didn't argue the opposite of his thesis enough? the articles not called "on smarm oh and snark has its limitations, too." if it were it would be like twice as long and honestly who even got to the end of this thing. snark only really came up as a manifestation of smarm being calling out as snark anything remotely disruptive of the status quo.
― flopson, Saturday, 7 December 2013 18:10 (twelve years ago)
snark! smarm! snark! smarm! snark! smarm! snark! smarm! snark! smarm! snark! smarm! snark! smarm! snark! smarm! snark! smarm! snark! smarm! snark! smarm! snark! smarm! snark! smarm! snark! smarm! snark! smarm! snark! smarm! snark! smarm! snark! smarm! snark! smarm! snark! smarm! snark! smarm! snark! smarm!
― Aimless, Saturday, 7 December 2013 18:48 (twelve years ago)
I disagree with his thesis, that's kind of the point of discussion, sorry if the article isn't "meant" to contain points I agree with... v strange rebuttal.
Think my disagreement with it is clear in the above post, or the problems I have with it.
I agree with you that it's way too long tho.
― Legitimate space tale (LocalGarda), Saturday, 7 December 2013 18:57 (twelve years ago)
i thought u were saying it's not balanced enough by not being equally critical of snark--kind of a smarmy position~ tbh!-- but maybe i just eidn't read to the point or don't recall where he says snark is rare commodity and that negativity is his namifesto
― flopson, Saturday, 7 December 2013 21:45 (twelve years ago)
― Legitimate space tale (LocalGarda), Saturday, December 7, 2013 1:08 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
you mean my post doesn't describe what the piece you think you read was? so that seems to be my disagreement -- we both see a totally different central argument/purpose of the piece, which isn't necc. so much pro-snark as anti-anti-snark (since anti-snark=smarm)
― lollercoaster of rove (s.clover), Saturday, 7 December 2013 22:18 (twelve years ago)
btw sorry everybody for my posts the other day, don't think any of u are the worst ilx posters, was just being sociopathic 4 kicks. actually kind of an interesting debate. feel like for an article trying to define something using like a million examples most of the criticisms itt (aimless, sarahell "just random things strung together") were pretty void of content and look like more of an expression of tone preference ("i don't like gawker"). like "Smarm seems to be a whole series of specific quotes that he doesn't like, but his larger point never really coheres and his notion of 'smarm' as a rhetorical device never gets adequately defined" i'm pretty sure it gets very specifically defined more than once! seemed like the whole thing was a kind of elliptical narrowing in on the concept, which is why it felt so repetitive and overly long. it was just hammering the same point over & over with more examples. but i think that's a perfectly good way to define something.
― flopson, Saturday, 7 December 2013 22:24 (twelve years ago)
^
― veneer timber (imago), Saturday, 7 December 2013 22:26 (twelve years ago)
ILX needs a certified therapist, not this quackery!
― ☞ (brimstead), Saturday, 7 December 2013 23:58 (twelve years ago)
I actually think, w the latest revive, that this has become the most interesting ILX thread in,a fortnight
― "apt at pointless revives of long-dormant threads" (Drugs A. Money), Sunday, 8 December 2013 00:05 (twelve years ago)
still think Mordy shd articulate exactly why he posted it to this thread, if only so that a rain might come
― veneer timber (imago), Sunday, 8 December 2013 00:13 (twelve years ago)
I think it defines smarm really well, but I think (a) it creates a two-sided coin of snark v smarm without acknowledging the fact that one depends on the other for its existence and (b) assumes smarm is safely employed by known "enemies" in a conflict that has some truth in it, arguable for politics, false for art, even with its attempts to cite movies "we all agree" are shit or whatever. Fuck that kind of objectivism and its slippery slope.
― Legitimate space tale (LocalGarda), Sunday, 8 December 2013 01:03 (twelve years ago)
Oh jeez LJ what's w the Travis Bickle act?
― a come shall rain (Drugs A. Money), Sunday, 8 December 2013 01:08 (twelve years ago)
xp
― a come shall rain (Drugs A. Money), Sunday, 8 December 2013 01:09 (twelve years ago)
http://www.newyorker.com/online/blogs/books/2013/12/dave-eggers-tom-scocca-and-being-nice.html
― Lamp, Wednesday, 11 December 2013 21:33 (twelve years ago)
huh i guess i was mocking this http://www.vpsingles.com/pics/shrug.gifWhy have audiences at concerts gotten so boring in the past 10 years?
― am0n, Sunday, 22 December 2013 06:52 (twelve years ago)
Gladwell goes too far the other way. Is it really so hard to believe that both snark and smarm are regularly employed to reinforce a given status quo? "Be nice" and "be angry and authentic" are just two sides of the same coin. Innocent Smoothie and Brewdog.
― Legitimate space tale (LocalGarda), Sunday, 22 December 2013 09:04 (twelve years ago)
otm, and you could reduce the latter to "be tough" (or "cool", "real" etc.)
― CANONICAL artists, etc., etc. (contenderizer), Sunday, 22 December 2013 15:53 (twelve years ago)
Exactly, like shock horror, abstract reduction of worldviews to a one-word "nice" or "nasty" catch-all is not nuanced enough in the real world.
― Legitimate space tale (LocalGarda), Sunday, 22 December 2013 17:24 (twelve years ago)
this seems rly caseinpoint:
And as for laying down rules for other people, Eggers has authored or co-authored more than a dozen books and worked on three screenplays. He has started three magazines. When he was unhappy with the publishing world, he went out and started his own publishing company. When he thought that disadvantaged children needed better educational opportunities, he founded two nonprofits. When he tells students that they ought to aspire to a primary relationship to art—to put more energy into making art than into denigrating the art of others—he is speaking from the heart. You have to be running pretty low on ammunition to look at someone like that and call him full of shit.
how dare you call this writer full of shit for things he wrote: look at all the companies he's started! plus he is speaking from the heart. tsk tsk @ the level of yr discourse
that lrb thing it linx to about british comedy is good tho
― i want to say one word to you, just one word:buzzfeed (difficult listening hour), Sunday, 22 December 2013 18:14 (twelve years ago)
the one whose thoughtfully chosen primary source lol gladwell steals for his kicker
― i want to say one word to you, just one word:buzzfeed (difficult listening hour), Sunday, 22 December 2013 18:17 (twelve years ago)
Our attention is both finite and worth something; we should not spend it on the VMAs, Anthony Weiner, recreational misandry, or the boilerplate opinions of others. And yet these things enrage us. We can’t live this way. We were so mad, staring at our phone, reading opinions, we just walked into a planter. Our friend calls us and says, “I need help, I think my phone is making me depressed. I want to keep looking at it when I’m looking at it, but as soon as I look up, my body lets out this involuntary sigh, like a stick yanked from the mud, like, What have I done?” We are grateful to be on the phone, so that we can’t look at our phone.
http://nplusonemag.com/rage-machine
Honestly, because of the Internet, because of people’s stupidity, because of people’s either fake political correctness, or the right-wing fake concern about people using language that they would use in their bedroom (but in a derogatory destructive way), it’s not even worth saying certain things anymore because you just don’t want it taken out of context, and you don’t wanna defend it because the minute you have to start defending it, that means you’re explaining your work, and the work that I do can’t be explained, and I don’t wanna explain it. I’ve never used a word about anybody that didn’t have many, many layers and meanings and double-entendres, and that wasn’t laced with irony. So a few things that I might have said ten, fifteen, twenty years ago pre-social media, I wouldn’t even bother saying today. I’m like, I’m not gonna be your guinea pig. Fuck it. I just won’t.
http://www.theawl.com/2014/02/our-lives-with-the-stupid-masses-of-people-out-there-that-are-on-that-fuckin-social-media
― Mordy , Wednesday, 5 February 2014 16:36 (eleven years ago)
bonus comment from freddie deboer on that awl article
I've always argued a lot, which suits me fine. The difference lately has been that I'm always defending myself about stuff I haven't said and don't believe, rather than defending myself about stuff I have said and do believe. I put so many hedges into my writing about what I am explicitly not saying that it takes up the majority of the text. But if you don't do that, someone will squint hard enough and say, AHA! You're really saying X terrible thing! Even though, you know, I haven't said anything like X terrible thing. It's exhausting.
― Mordy , Wednesday, 5 February 2014 16:40 (eleven years ago)
^why I'm not clicking on that thread today
― images of war violence and historical smoking (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 5 February 2014 16:42 (eleven years ago)
the conclusion on that n+1 piece: Truth is not an imperative, but something that must be discovered. Unlike liquid opinion, truth does not always circulate. It is that which you experience, deeply, and cannot forget. The right to not care is the right to sit still, to not talk, to be subject to unclarity and allow knowledge to come unbidden to you. To be in a constant state of rage, by contrast, is only the other side of piety and pseudoscience, the kind of belief that forms a quick chorus and cannot be disproved. Scroll down your Facebook feed and see if you don’t find one ditto after another. So many people with “good” or “bad politics,” delivered with conviction to rage or applause; so little doubt, error, falsifiability—surely the criteria by which anything true, or democratic, could ever be found.
― Mordy , Wednesday, 5 February 2014 16:43 (eleven years ago)
otm, but ILX is better than most in this regard
― imago, Wednesday, 5 February 2014 16:54 (eleven years ago)
The only one whose posting style I much like anymore is Tuomas.
― Eric H., Wednesday, 5 February 2014 16:54 (eleven years ago)
niklas luhmann has a bit somewhere about how communication (in all forms but especially language) works as a kind of lure or trap. once you've perceived it then understanding often follows automatically. once you've understood, it's already too late. even non-response works in this context as a kind of communicative response. you're playing by rules that are already set in advance. in this sense, communicating "first" is an inherent advantage.
sometimes it feels like the internet culture of "think pieces" (which are usually just op-ed type things run through a grad school curriculum, it seems) work in that way. once an opinion is stated it's hard to avoid having your own opinion (or "belief"). this is how those pieces are so good at "connecting" to other communications on the internet. sometimes it actually feels anxious to NOT have an opinion with the constant flood of information coming at you (ie, what Peirce was on about way back when in "The Fixation of Belief").
― ryan, Wednesday, 5 February 2014 17:09 (eleven years ago)
http://img329.imageshack.us/img329/3065/catbitewj1.gif
― hang son doong (am0n), Friday, 21 February 2014 22:13 (eleven years ago)
not the posts so much but ilx in general seems really sleepy for a few weeks now? maybe it's just the summer doldrums?
― Mordy, Tuesday, 30 June 2015 15:13 (ten years ago)
You mean you can't decide which one of Taylor Swift and Carlos Santana to vote for?
― rahrah avis (imago), Tuesday, 30 June 2015 15:34 (ten years ago)
i feel like there's less music chat lately, or threads where a whole load of people get excited about a new album or something. probably are these, just not albums i care that much about...
but yeah, on the whole it's been a bit quiet.
― cod latin (dog latin), Tuesday, 30 June 2015 15:41 (ten years ago)
Music sucks these days.
― AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Tuesday, 30 June 2015 15:42 (ten years ago)
today has been something
― odysseus (imago), Monday, 29 February 2016 21:35 (nine years ago)
a bitter lettuce to swallow
― Toof Seteltha (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 29 February 2016 21:39 (nine years ago)
that thread has genuinely been a highlight
― odysseus (imago), Monday, 29 February 2016 21:41 (nine years ago)
Did we ever sort this one out folks
― Soon all logins will look like this (darraghmac), Monday, 29 February 2016 21:42 (nine years ago)
leap day doldrums
― Toof Seteltha (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 29 February 2016 21:43 (nine years ago)
leap day should be a day when you can start literally anything with impunity, but we've gone the other way
― odysseus (imago), Monday, 29 February 2016 21:44 (nine years ago)
i guess 'blettuce' is as good as it gets
― odysseus (imago), Monday, 29 February 2016 21:45 (nine years ago)
Have yis an actually good thread to point me at or what
― Soon all logins will look like this (darraghmac), Monday, 29 February 2016 21:46 (nine years ago)
when 3 ppl get it together we'll have a precovers album that i'm on
other than this idk, anyone seen any woman-to-man proposals today in public
― odysseus (imago), Monday, 29 February 2016 21:50 (nine years ago)
what thread
― flopson, Monday, 29 February 2016 21:53 (nine years ago)
Songs of Experience? Street King Immortal?
― Toof Seteltha (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 29 February 2016 22:03 (nine years ago)
― odysseus (imago), Monday, February 29, 2016 1:44 PM (24 minutes ago)
http://i.imgur.com/yT4pqxK.jpg
― sarahell, Monday, 29 February 2016 22:10 (nine years ago)
fun to pretend that's an our love to admire era interpol poster and sing that post like banks would
― Toof Seteltha (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 1 March 2016 01:32 (nine years ago)
First actual genuine out loud LOL I've had from ILX in years.
― Möbius the Stripper (Branwell with an N), Tuesday, 1 March 2016 08:11 (nine years ago)
I like how a thread called "Why have posts on ILX gotten so boring in the past 10 years?" turned into a clusterfuck over a gawker article.
― a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Tuesday, 1 March 2016 17:45 (nine years ago)