bigem?
― Latham Green, Tuesday, 17 November 2009 03:48 (sixteen years ago)
pics or didnt happen
― Alf, Lord Melmacsyn (s1ocki), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 04:11 (sixteen years ago)
http://i37.tinypic.com/2q8t2z4.jpg
― bnw, Tuesday, 17 November 2009 04:18 (sixteen years ago)
children become overwhelmed with emotion at events featuring large reptiles and/or alicia keys ass
― five minutes of iguana time (contenderizer), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 04:22 (sixteen years ago)
thread disappoints.
― ian, Tuesday, 17 November 2009 04:33 (sixteen years ago)
seriously
― bear say hi to me (ENBB), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 04:34 (sixteen years ago)
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3107/2411862666_6839ae860a.jpg
― Latham Green, Tuesday, 17 November 2009 04:39 (sixteen years ago)
thread delivers
― peed on tree (k3vin k.), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 04:47 (sixteen years ago)
You have no idea how many times we're talking about some pop star on ILM and I'm thinking "Can we please address the pink elephant in the room and just talk about this person's ass?" All this beating around the bush talking about b-sides and demos, you know?
― Cunga, Tuesday, 17 November 2009 04:51 (sixteen years ago)
we cannot hold back ass from the eyes of the gods
― Latham Green, Tuesday, 17 November 2009 04:51 (sixteen years ago)
b-sides
― SMH (ice cr?m), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 05:03 (sixteen years ago)
it's all innuendo.
― Cunga, Tuesday, 17 November 2009 05:23 (sixteen years ago)
Alecia can i have your ass' email why because it look intersting
― StanM, Tuesday, 17 November 2009 05:29 (sixteen years ago)
demos?
― SMH (ice cr?m), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 05:32 (sixteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ztdE3HANKkE
― Cunga, Tuesday, 17 November 2009 05:36 (sixteen years ago)
Posted: Thu Jul 03, 2008 7:06 am Post subject:
A nice booty will have a man calling a girl day and night bc he can't stop thinking about that booty. A nice booty is almost like a drug bc it will have you do things that you've thought about doing. I m a huge fan of the booty. A nice booty will make a man forget that a girl's sucks.
― five minutes of iguana time (contenderizer), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 05:44 (sixteen years ago)
I seen your a-side, now I want the b-side babyain't no demo, gonna plow the floor with yo four tracksunreleased tracks hidden in your cracksgonna release everything in spurtscompilations on you till it hurtsmerepackage my member and return to senderyour fanclub application
― Latham Green, Tuesday, 17 November 2009 05:45 (sixteen years ago)
Reader
03-07-08 - 09:07
More more more ass we are all addicted to ass
― clotpoll, Tuesday, 17 November 2009 05:48 (sixteen years ago)
otm
― fel (latebloomer), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 05:54 (sixteen years ago)
she is kinda weird looking huh?http://www.takethisserious.com/wp-content/uploads/alicia-keys-fit-grey-dress-the-late-show.jpg
― ian, Tuesday, 17 November 2009 06:01 (sixteen years ago)
dude behind her doesn't seem to think so.
― fel (latebloomer), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 06:02 (sixteen years ago)
he's got his eyes on the "bottom line" if you get what i'm saying.
― fel (latebloomer), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 06:03 (sixteen years ago)
that is the most unflattering dress I've ever seen.
― akm, Tuesday, 17 November 2009 06:25 (sixteen years ago)
agreed
― ian, Tuesday, 17 November 2009 06:29 (sixteen years ago)
she looks like a cheeky girl in tht pic
― coz (webinar), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 06:50 (sixteen years ago)
http://www.takethisserious.com/wp-content/uploads/alicia-keys-fit-grey-dress-the-late-show.jpghttp://www.topnews.in/light/files/Monica-Irimia.jpg
― coz (webinar), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 06:51 (sixteen years ago)
Kind of reminds me of this:
http://www.faqs.org/photo-dict/photofiles/list/1996/2606office_chair.jpghttp://www.faqs.org/photo-dict/photofiles/list/1996/2606office_chair.jpg
― fields of salmon, Tuesday, 17 November 2009 10:02 (sixteen years ago)
The ass in that dress I mean.
― fields of salmon, Tuesday, 17 November 2009 10:03 (sixteen years ago)
She's really pretty but that dress is extremely unflattering for her body type.
― Nathalie (stevienixed), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 10:11 (sixteen years ago)
hah! someone showed me that pic a few montsh ago and i was like 'uhhh that is not hot'
i think it's a girl thing.
― tehresa, Tuesday, 17 November 2009 10:14 (sixteen years ago)
it turns her boobs into cupcakes
― house of flying jaggers (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 10:15 (sixteen years ago)
happy to see she's wearing underwear
― Nathalie (stevienixed), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 10:21 (sixteen years ago)
xpostYou say that like cupcakes are bad :-(
― StanM, Tuesday, 17 November 2009 16:29 (sixteen years ago)
*snap*
http://image.skins.be/763825/alicia-keys-290408-lateshow-42/
― StanM, Tuesday, 17 November 2009 16:40 (sixteen years ago)
Her ass is the only flattering thing about her, and thankfully I rarely see it.
― Hell is other people. In an ILE film forum. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 17:05 (sixteen years ago)
she looks dum in that pict
― Meatcat (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 17:05 (sixteen years ago)
Dum?
― Nathalie (stevienixed), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 18:06 (sixteen years ago)
pronounced phonetically. lit. "she looks like a dim bulb"
― Meatcat (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 18:12 (sixteen years ago)
h8 you guys
― hey trader joe's! i've got the new steely dan. (Jordan), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 18:36 (sixteen years ago)
this thread should be a celebration
― hey trader joe's! i've got the new steely dan. (Jordan), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 18:37 (sixteen years ago)
― jazzgasms (Mr. Que), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 18:39 (sixteen years ago)
I agree, a total celebration.
― Bill Magill, Tuesday, 17 November 2009 18:40 (sixteen years ago)
Ok, here's a celebratorily embiggened version of Latham's thread delivering pic:
http://i49.tinypic.com/2sany88.jpg
― StanM, Tuesday, 17 November 2009 18:57 (sixteen years ago)
CELEBRATE, CELEBRATE. DANCE TO THE MUSIC
http://www.takethisserious.com/wp-content/uploads/alicia-keys-fit-grey-dress-the-late-show.jpg
http://i33.tinypic.com/29lioo2.jpg
http://i47.tinypic.com/15gruif.gif
― Cunga, Tuesday, 17 November 2009 20:48 (sixteen years ago)
really really good thread
― 69, Tuesday, 17 November 2009 21:15 (sixteen years ago)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Donkey_1_arp_750px.jpg
― do you want to be happier? (whatever), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 21:22 (sixteen years ago)
http://www.desales.edu/assets/desales/discernment/imgs/donkey-pulling-cart.jpg
― do you want to be happier? (whatever), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 21:23 (sixteen years ago)
http://blog.singersroom.com/celebs/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/alicia_keys.jpg
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
― Nathalie (stevienixed), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 22:04 (sixteen years ago)
― house of flying jaggers (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, November 17, 2009 5:15 AM (17 hours ago) Bookmark
lolllll <3 u js
― bear say hi to me (ENBB), Wednesday, 18 November 2009 03:55 (sixteen years ago)
sigh. some stuff i just cannot get away with photoshopping at work.
― The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Wednesday, 18 November 2009 18:28 (sixteen years ago)
Please, please, lets keep Karl Malone and Michael Jordan out of this discussion about Alicia Key's bottom.
― Daniel, Esq., Saturday, 21 November 2009 00:50 (sixteen years ago)
ratio is fine, but needs careful flattery - many l's are nag
― a dimension you can only access through self-immolation (contenderizer), Saturday, 21 November 2009 00:51 (sixteen years ago)
http://i38.tinypic.com/21x6jd.jpg
― velko, Saturday, 21 November 2009 00:53 (sixteen years ago)
wtf kinda thread is this that AK's "dimensions are all grotesque"
― dan me, perryhole (some dude), Saturday, 21 November 2009 00:57 (sixteen years ago)
a thread that tells it straight up just like it is, no holds barred, no punches pulled
― iiiijjjj, Saturday, 21 November 2009 00:58 (sixteen years ago)
like going to thanksgiving and telling grandma her ham is diseased
― a dimension you can only access through self-immolation (contenderizer), Saturday, 21 November 2009 01:02 (sixteen years ago)
and that the dressing on her turkey makes its breasts look like cupcakes
― hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Saturday, 21 November 2009 01:04 (sixteen years ago)
you tellin me you're one of those cretins who wouldn't tell their own grandma that her ham just sucks? and just leave her to embarass herself in front of all her friends and family? sorry man but that's just cold
― iiiijjjj, Saturday, 21 November 2009 01:05 (sixteen years ago)
unlike you i actually love my grandma. i would actually take her aside and tell her. you know, like a GENTLEMAN? maybe you've heard of them in your books
― iiiijjjj, Saturday, 21 November 2009 01:07 (sixteen years ago)
Grandma, these cupcakes you've baked remind me of - er, nevermind. Om nom nom.
― StanM, Saturday, 21 November 2009 01:10 (sixteen years ago)
There's not an angle on Keys. She's all round, soft and mushy.
― calstars, Saturday, 21 November 2009 01:33 (sixteen years ago)
what part of OM NOM NOM do you not understand
― a dimension you can only access through self-immolation (contenderizer), Saturday, 21 November 2009 01:34 (sixteen years ago)
http://www.celebrity-gossip.net/images/thumbnails/alicia-keys-beach-12198-14.jpg
― calstars, Saturday, 21 November 2009 01:35 (sixteen years ago)
I think she's eating SNOWPEAS
this thread has made me happy
Bob Dylan would so love to mate with her but he can'teven Dylan can't have those cupcakes and that sucking ass
― Latham Green, Saturday, 21 November 2009 04:19 (sixteen years ago)
huh?
― Delhomme 3030 (roxymuzak), Saturday, 21 November 2009 04:20 (sixteen years ago)
apple bottom suckling tree
― Latham Green, Saturday, 21 November 2009 04:26 (sixteen years ago)
great conversation in here, damn. just gonna state the obvious and say cupcake boobs are not a good look, can we not front on this please?
― no idea on this track let the boring begin (k3vin k.), Saturday, 21 November 2009 04:50 (sixteen years ago)
haha i love how kevin k is doing this new thing of, like, "im laying down some groundrules here" or "im putting my foot down" as if he is some kind of respectable ilxor that is in charge of something
― Delhomme 3030 (roxymuzak), Saturday, 21 November 2009 05:12 (sixteen years ago)
he's right tho
― tehresa, Saturday, 21 November 2009 05:13 (sixteen years ago)
hes almost always wrong, this is just a lucky one-off
― Delhomme 3030 (roxymuzak), Saturday, 21 November 2009 05:14 (sixteen years ago)
he did the same thing over fleetwood (max) iirc
oh fleetwood is like hallowed ground - link plz?
― tehresa, Saturday, 21 November 2009 05:16 (sixteen years ago)
"Mick Fleetwood's Ass" - 0 results.
― StanM, Saturday, 21 November 2009 05:23 (sixteen years ago)
cupcake boobs are not the end of the world - compare with tube socks
― a dimension you can only access through self-immolation (contenderizer), Saturday, 21 November 2009 05:57 (sixteen years ago)
Wait, who is Kevin K on this thread?
Alicia Keys' boobs look fine in that picture where she's sucking on snow peas.
And who said she was a homophobe? Anyway, I like AK better than Beyonce. Music and everything.
― bamcquern, Saturday, 21 November 2009 06:38 (sixteen years ago)
(Like ass and boobs and stuff.)
ham on thanksgiving most savage keys ass etc
― ice cr?m, Saturday, 21 November 2009 06:49 (sixteen years ago)
"savage keys ass" = clues scrawled on reverse of cookie fortune found in pocket of dead monk heralding wicked apocalypse
― a dimension you can only access through self-immolation (contenderizer), Saturday, 21 November 2009 06:55 (sixteen years ago)
srsly if anyone tried serve me ham on thanksgiving id flip the fuck out - by the same token alicia keys ass is not any sort of great
― ice cr?m, Saturday, 21 November 2009 06:58 (sixteen years ago)
You'd flip out for being served ham.
― bamcquern, Saturday, 21 November 2009 07:02 (sixteen years ago)
im sorry for understanding what to serve on thanksgiving and abt the quality of celebrity ass
― ice cr?m, Saturday, 21 November 2009 07:03 (sixteen years ago)
You're sorry for understanding what to serve on Thanksgiving and about the quality of celebrity ass.
― bamcquern, Saturday, 21 November 2009 07:04 (sixteen years ago)
understanding who needs sb too
― ice cr?m, Saturday, 21 November 2009 07:05 (sixteen years ago)
You're understanding who needs sb too.
― bamcquern, Saturday, 21 November 2009 07:06 (sixteen years ago)
it is u
― ice cr?m, Saturday, 21 November 2009 07:07 (sixteen years ago)
It is me.
― bamcquern, Saturday, 21 November 2009 07:08 (sixteen years ago)
cool glad were clear on all that.
― ice cr?m, Saturday, 21 November 2009 07:10 (sixteen years ago)
http://z.about.com/d/culinaryarts/1/5/i/H/-/-/ham.jpg
― a dimension you can only access through self-immolation (contenderizer), Saturday, 21 November 2009 07:10 (sixteen years ago)
holiday treat
― a dimension you can only access through self-immolation (contenderizer), Saturday, 21 November 2009 07:11 (sixteen years ago)
http://img265.imageshack.us/img265/9182/alicia.jpg
― bamcquern, Saturday, 21 November 2009 07:12 (sixteen years ago)
Cool, you are glad we are clear on that.
http://i49.tinypic.com/6fscw1.jpg
http://i47.tinypic.com/2i9ia20.jpg
― Cunga, Saturday, 21 November 2009 19:25 (sixteen years ago)
kid's got the right attitude
― a dimension you can only access through self-immolation (contenderizer), Saturday, 21 November 2009 20:12 (sixteen years ago)
surely we cherish the ladies
― Latham Green, Sunday, 6 December 2009 02:19 (sixteen years ago)
~this~ guy
― iiiijjjj, Sunday, 6 December 2009 02:21 (sixteen years ago)
aw someone posted feral boy from Road Warrior! Love that kid!
― sarahel, Sunday, 6 December 2009 02:50 (sixteen years ago)
you guys see the ass on that one? yeaw!
― The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Sunday, 6 December 2009 05:44 (sixteen years ago)
http://abcnews.go.com/Entertainment/slideshow?id=6735896
yay
― Latham Green, Monday, 15 February 2010 15:22 (fifteen years ago)
where for art that
― Brian Eno's Mother (Latham Green), Tuesday, 8 July 2014 20:52 (eleven years ago)