why is there water on the moon?

dudes
remember how last month nasa crashed a rocket into the moon?
apparently the preliminary chemical analysis of the dust plume created shows that it contained water.
astronomy pic o th day 18 nov 09
so how did water get on the moon, eh?

why not?

yeah man what's yr deal, water should be available to anyone or any planet

fuckin fascist

obama is trying to take away the moons water

first they came for the water on the moon
and i said nothing, because i wasnt on the moon, and didnt know about the water, or anything

so the revolting onion men can keep hydrated.

In case the moon gets thirsty?

i think he wants to give it to ppl that haven't worked to earn their water, imo

maybe you should be asking why there is a moon in the first place @_@

honestly not even convinced there is

it probably tastes gross.

cheese water ew

how could the moon control tides without water, duh

also how could the moon control menstruation without water, duh

also how could the moon control werewolves without water, duh

I can't pay no doctor bill.
(but water's on the moon)

sorry i guess that was redundant since obviously tides, menstruation, and werewolves are all kind of the same thing

the underground rivers of the moon course with silver blood

Water got there when Neil Armstrong took a pee behind the moon lander.

thus the moon creation myth was born

how else did the sea of tranquility get its name

lil moon kids will be hearing about the time god peed life into the moon for years to come

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Astronaut Buzz Aldrin, who in 1969 made his historic Apollo 11 moonwalk with Neil Armstrong, was pleased to hear the latest discovery, but still believes the U.S. should focus on colonizing Mars.

"People will overreact to this news and say, `Let's have a water rush to the moon,'" Aldrin said. "It doesn't justify that."

what, are you gonna punch them in the face if they say that? you old ass?

If you attempted to pee on the moon your urine would turn into steam the second it exited your body.

http://www.guzer.com/photo/science-fair/science-fair-1.jpg

no it would probably just slosh around in your space suit

unless you're dumb enough to get your dong out on moonland

do you want your dong to blow up like arnold schwarzenegger's head in total recall?

Sort of.

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But that's not a problem if you're standing on the dark side. Hence the line in the closing track of Pink Floyd's famous album: "I'll pee here on the dark side of the moon".

HA AHAHHAHHA HAA

If you attempted to pee on the moon your urine would turn into steam the second it exited your body.

― the girl from spirea x (f. hazel), Wednesday, November 18, 2009 4:58 PM (2 minutes ago)

tell it to our lord and savior Neil Armstrong when you get to the gates of moon heaven, unbeliever

"People will overreact to this news and say, `Let's have a water rush to the moon,'" Aldrin said. "It doesn't justify that."

buzz u r grossly overestimating the public's interest in space

Another consideration is that the force of your micturation might be enough to cause your body to reach escape velocity in the moon's reduced gravity field. You could pee yourself into the oblivion of space, or if you're lucky, straight into the sun.

moon babies

you obv dont realize that Neil Armstrong put the laws of force and gravity into the world to TEST YOUR FAITH xpost

LETS HAVE A WATER RUSH TO THE MOON!!!

GUYS!!

I'm peeing on an Apollo 11 mission patch right now. Let's see if it bursts into flame.

it doesn't justify that, xp

listen 2 buzz

FOR SCIENCE

BUT THE MOON WATER!!

Ooooh, a water rush? Count me in!

Wait - what's a water rush?

Haven't you even seen the Day After Tomorrow? I thought you knew about things.

STOP ASKING QUESTIONS AND GET TO THE MOON STAT!!!!

that's what they'd like you to think

I've seen enough sci-fi films to know it could happen.

love seeing dyson get name dropped!

I'm really not understanding why people are so desperate for us to survive as a species.

what are you, some kind of species traitor

There's gold on the moon. Fuck, maybe right now some private company are mining it as we speak. They're using a percent of the profits to pay off the scientists. Then in a month they'll come out and say "Wait, nvrmnd, we were wrong, there actually isnt gold on the moon!" And they'll be right!

Also the moon water is spiked with LSD.

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dudes there is gravity on the moon it's just mad less cuz it's mass is mad less than earth's
also since i wrote this i have become familiar that there is mad water in space, at first i was like woah dude water how and then when i started to look around more there's a shit ton of hydrogen and as the elements evolve getting more electrons and shit it aint that far to oxygen and blammo electrostatic forces and there's the water which likely freezes pretty soon after that making particles that then are set to acquire more mass as more particles stick to that one and soon enough blammo earth

o_O

lol space is serious business

I'm really not understanding why people are so desperate for us to survive as a species.

― Captain Ostensible (Scik Mouthy), Wednesday, October 27, 2010 5:22 AM (3 hours ago) Bookmark

this, really

ya. pretty otm.

ON THE MOON!

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51RP5AP2YTL._BO2,204,203,200_PIsitb-sticker-arrow-click,TopRight,35,-76_AA300_SH20_OU01_.jpg

I'm really not understanding why people are so desperate for us to survive as a species.

Cos survival has taken the place of God as the end-all-be-all meaning of existence in the minds of post-existentialist intellectual thought.

no it hasnt what are you talking about

YOU SAID THERE WAS WATER ON THE MOON AND INSTEAD IT'S JUST MORE GODDAMN COCKSUCKING

Who gonna be the first to drink space water? some dare, i telly you.

i'm not big on survival as a species but i'm huge on survival as an individual

Sure, thats good, Kerm, until you are told to eat space worms as a total meal. gotta think about the friends.

http://sharetv.org/images/guide/206053.jpg

I endorse dorks with high somethings. i wanna be the the dork to drink a gallon of the this dirt water.

My brother, 40, always used to say he didn't want to bring a kid into an overpopulated world where we were fucking up all the resources etc. Now he's settled down with a woman and bought a house and they're trying for a baby. I'd rather drink moon water.

also since i wrote this i have become familiar that there is mad water in space, at first i was like woah dude water how and then when i started to look around more there's a shit ton of hydrogen and as the elements evolve getting more electrons and shit it aint that far to oxygen and blammo electrostatic forces and there's the water which likely freezes pretty soon after that making particles that then are set to acquire more mass as more particles stick to that one and soon enough blammo earth

― social-media-compost Circle of Life (jdchurchill), Tuesday, October 26, 2010 4:43 PM (6 hours ago) Bookmark

how do they work

.nick xpost....................

Moon water is pretty much like mozzarella water. Nasty stuff imo, I for one won't drink that shit.

revolting onion men, on the other hand...

otoh, mozzarella water is hella good 4 ur skin, like comparable to virgin blood, would kill for moon fluid tbh

otooh, is the point

dudes, be science like stfu. 000oo--o

science is never being like stfu

I'm really not understanding why people are so desperate for us to survive as a species.

― Captain Ostensible (Scik Mouthy), Wednesday, October 27, 2010 5:22 AM (3 hours ago) Bookmark

cause intelligent life is the universe observing itself, which is pretty woooooooaaah dude; and without it you kind of wonder what the point of it all would be. and we're the only intelligent life we know.

Pretty sure humans aren't the only intelligent life we know.

yeah well i've never heard of a dolphin composing a symphony, or a chimp passing gcse physics.

Well they are kind of slack on the academic side of things, maybe they just don't see the point.

My brother, 40, always used to say he didn't want to bring a kid into an overpopulated world where we were fucking up all the resources etc.

This is an impressive feat of rationalization.

xp Ok sure we can call dolphins and chimps intelligent but I think it's unquestionable that our intelligence is of a different order to the other mammals on the planet. Some of them have self-awareness and awareness of other minds but they don't have language, and they don't have that curiousity about themselves and about the universe that drives us to create and discover.

speciesist!

maybe dolphins once had vast cities and rode in spaceships but noticed it was all a bit rubbish and renounced it all (this is sort of the douglas adams theory i think)

yeah, or were wise enough to never want it in the first place. duh, spaceships are AWESOME!

Now they know there's water on the moon, perhaps they'll be a bit keener on visiting?

I for one welcome etc

yeah well i've never heard of a dolphin composing a symphony, or a chimp passing gcse physics.

Symphony are good for what, exactly? Testing, also?

How do we know dolphins aren't cognizant of multiple physical dimensions, and spend all their time telepathically communicating with intelligent pan-dimensional entities that we will only discover with artificial intelligence in 2100?

woah dudes

also this moonwater business was the cover story of science magazine last week-
http://www.sciencemag.org/content/vol330/issue6003/images/medium/covermed.gif

COVER Surface temperature map of the south polar region of the Moon acquired by the Lunar Reconnaissance Orbiter Diviner Lunar Radiometer Experiment. Blue and violet areas are intensely cold impact craters. The Lunar Crater Observation and Sensing Satellite (LCROSS) spacecraft struck one of these craters (near the center of the frame), revealing the presence of water ice and other frozen volatiles. See the six research papers beginning on page 463. Image: David A. Paige/UCLA/JPL/GSFC/NASA

http://www.sciencemag.org/cgi/content/full/330/6003/434

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WGY4Z8xEmFw&list=PLN61gg9VNXPomdZu0UY_wwoDkjSdAB_uE&index=7

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WGY4Z8xEmFw